October 13, 2025 • 53 mins
On today's show, Jase is unpacking his family history, Mike's real chill about his birthday and Keyzie's concerned about Fiji.
TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAAAAAAME:
(00:00) Intro: Happy Birthday Mogey!
(04:31) The Mogey Story
(09:48) Keyzie's big hosting
(14:41) TVTVTV
(20:03) Intro: SHOCKING Keyzie
(22:30) Jase's moving update
(26:04) TOOL MODE
(30:24) Fiji Admin
(36:52) Mogey's Gift
(37:28) Intro: Jase's RE Burger review
(39:48) The Brown Eye
(44:44) DIOMANDS ARE FOREVER
(48:15) MEATPATTYNIPS69
(52:27) CYA
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hot I keep Big Show Show thanks to crave
Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome, this is show, Jason Hoich.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
My note, and kisy Oh get out your Advisard's great
to have your company on this gloomy Monday afternoon. It
is the thirteenth of October twenty twenty five, and you,
my friends, as always listening to the Big Show brought
to you by Reburger.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Crave Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Ro Glts, Roights, bot Rolling and Ron.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
The only issue I have with that particular thing is
how they say vegetarian.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
What's wrong with it?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I can't say it on here. It's just the way
that it comes across. It doesn't come across as vegetarian. Incidentally,
I went to Reburger over the weekend. I'll be giving
a review of that after ex o'clock. In the meantime, Maggie,
you're stelling your study Greek god, how's life?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Happy birthday, Happy birthday, Happy birthday.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Damn ye, happy birthday too.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
That's about the tenth time we've sung there today going
pretty grossy ifellas, it's my birthday today. Oh wow, happy birthday.
I don't want you making a big deal out of it, right,
we won't. We'll just leave it there in there. Just
another day, yes, just another very very special day.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
How you going on your birthday?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Many? Pretty good? You had a good day, Yeah, pretty
good day so far today, Felds. Is there anything better
than having your birthday on a Monday?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Rules?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Man? Am I right? Totally? So good man? So good? Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
Just happy to be here and pretty excited that we'll
be off to Fiji on Friday. That's not I'm focused
on at the moment. Yes, Fiji.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
It's very hard on that front to focus on anything else,
To be honest, it really is, you know what I mean?
These four days before Fiji. I mean, what are we
even doing here?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
It's just madness.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Do you just flag it?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I think so and just go straight to Fiji?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I think so? Three four eight three If you think
we should, the big show, should just flag it for
the week and just go straight to Fiji. I'm finding referendum.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Keezy, keezy, keezy. How are you going mate? You're looking
really well?
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Oh wow, thank you. I'm going really well as well.
I'm excited for Friday as you guys, Just excited to
be here at Hodak you making top level radio as well.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
You know, it's just right up there.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
It's just so amazing and humbling to be a part of.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Look, I've always said, I feel blessed to have this
opportunity genuinely, and you know, being able to talk to
the nation and you know, just take some time to
really appreciate him. It's really good every now and then
New Zealand to just have a bit of gratitude for
what you don't worry about what you don't have, because
I find that, you know, when you have that gratitude,
(03:00):
you know the world is a better place to live in.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Should we just stopped for a second, man, and think
about everything we're grateful for? Yeah, okay, happy birthday guys.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
What's happening on the big show with Old mogis.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Well, it's bloody exciting stuff. Fellas another opportunity for somebody
to go into the drawer to win an eight billion
dollar ring from Diamonds on Richmond If I got that right, keysy,
that's right?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Eight billion certainly.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Not only that, I don't know if you guys have heard,
but it's Old Mogi's birthday today, so we'll be having
a bit of a birthday chat. Also, Old Moggi went
on a stag do yes over the weekend, and we're
going to be hearing more from Keyzy on his social
climbing dinner that he had on Saturday night where he
absolutely made a fool of himself.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
What are you talking about? You've been talking to my wife.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
In the meantime? Is the Foo fight? Sorry? Jayce?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
How are you going?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
By the way, The Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio Hodark.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Queens of the Stone Age there on the Radio Darchy
Big Show. That's Monday afternoon, fourteen minutes past four o'clock
and a very special day it is for Old Magi
two being your birthday again mate, We've said it ten
times already, but happy birthday. Tell you what a special day.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
It is a special day for all of us, isn't
it totally? I hope you guys haven't bought me anything
too cool. I know, Jace, you've got a box of
ten bags of chips, which is pretty special. It was
very special. The value to you is much higher than
that because you only have a steel chips, correct you,
So to have that given to you, I mean, I
can't imagine what you guys have got planned for me.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
But I was pretty emotional, I'll be honest with you. Yeah,
that's pretty emotional.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
It's tough too, because for my birthday, you guys had
that birthday extravaganza where we had all those special guests.
Yeah that's right, you're like some of my favorite people
on the whole.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah, prebs, So the bar has been set really really high. Man.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah, I remember that pat Son had a few nice
words to say.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Jay was here, Oh the Stallion. I guess the thing
that gets forgotten about oftentimes when you say happy birthday
to someone is are the mothers out there? The mothers
very rarely get celebrated.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Yeah, you're right, that's true.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
On somebody's birthday, it's very much about the person who
was born. And let's be honest, they were the ones
doing the least amount of work, the least amount of work,
if any, because I don't know, if you've ever tried
to make a baby do any work, they're hopeless. Oh really,
Oh yeah, I've.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Only ever done I've done that with toddlers.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah, toddlers are much better, Kis. If you can imagine
a toddler but younger. Oh wow, Yeah, useless, like they
can't grip anything, or at least you gave them a
job to suck a busy and then ship themselves. You're
going to be bitterly disappointed, which they excel at their
top three for that. Yeah, yeah, totally, man, it goes babies.
(05:52):
Old people.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, speaking of I was going to say, old people.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
You know you're the kind of patriarch of the show, now,
aren't you. I mean, getting perilously close to the Big five?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Oh well, I guess I always had been, Jason. It's
just reminded me again of how old you want. That's
right on forty nine this year, Fellas. I think we're
able to talk about our ages freely on this show.
Like some shows they try and hide it. They think
that the hosts might be considered out of touch, or
you're an elderly or a loser or something.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
This is a good point. So let's just all going
in a circle. We'll say our ages, all right, So
you go forty nine, twenty three.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
You're twenty three, forty one?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Wow, you're forty one.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Yeah, God, I feel bloody near fifty at the moment,
after the day I've had.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Anyway, I just wanted to take some time today to
thank my mum, Marge Marge who was out or as
I call her mom, Mom, Yeah, mom who without this,
You know, none of this will be possible without the
work that she put in. She was in labor for
seven days, seventeen days.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Wow, that seems like quite seventeen hours, but.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
That's one of them. That's an option as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
seventeen days, seventeen days. But she just shut up and
got on with it. Kezy.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
She kept where you were saying, she kept working in
the fields and stuff and all that sort of carry on.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
That's right. She's a market gardener by trade, so she
was down there in the hot of Fenawa and she
was picking broccoli spuds. She was actually in the process
of planning quite a few berries, very good berries down
that way. Jason, Yes, yes, sweet corn. Backbreaking workkezy back,
especially when you're seven for four Yeah, she's a massive bastard.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Ye, seventeen days. There's an extraordinary amount of time for
a life.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I've just got this.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Vision in my mind of a fetal mogi just pressing
on the uterus there, both hands either side, you know,
just going no, no yet, Yeah, you just keep working
mark because I'm not ready to come yet.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
No, that's right, I don't like to interrupt.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Yes, I'm picturing more of like you know how her
giraffe gives birth and then the baby drafte falls like
two stories down to the ground immediately has to start walking.
I'm picturing MOGGI was.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Like, yeah, yeah, I landed in a puddle of cowd done.
Oh wow, true story, true story. So that suffer softened
the blow, thankfully. But I didn't have to walk of course.
You know, there's very few predators on the prairies of
the horror funera there, Keezy. But but yeahs A big
shout out to to marm and Ogue there. You know,
(08:31):
I love your mum. You've done a hell of a job.
The country thanks you for all.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Yet I don't know have you're the one to say
all that stuff. Does she listen to the show?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
No, she hates she hates you, Keezy. It's back.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
The whole Arching Big Show with Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days and four on radio.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Hold Ikey employed there on the radio, Hold Ankey Big Show.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
This Monday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
The time is twenty six minutes past four o'clock now,
we were talking last week. It was a very big
weekend for Kizi. He had an opportunity to climb the
social ladder on Saturday night when he hosted a dinner
party and he was I think you were a cool marg.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
I think it's fair to say very very anxious about it.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I had to laugh. We have a chat that where
the fellow's communicating.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
On Saturday afternoon, he posted a couple of pictures of
frantically buying throw cushions, Yes to put everywhere to cover
up the sort of stains and the holes in the wall.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Nothing opulence, an opulent home. Then twenty twenty new throw cushions.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Yeah, you're right, Jays. There was a hole in the wall,
so I used to throw cushion.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
To cover it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
They come over like, why is it just a throw
cushion jam into a hole in the wall.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I know, I thought it was on.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Yeah, And then I'd say opulence and they'd.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Be like, oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
But it was a social climbing exercise purely. You know,
we don't like these people. It's all about just climbing
that social ladder and rubbing shoulders with the upper echelon
of society. Yeah, so you hosted a dinner party at
our house. Whoever's hosting makes the main apparently, I asked
you guys for advice. You told me to make a
trough of porkmants by the door, and then on Friday
(10:15):
you said, do not make a trough of porkmants. But
by that stage.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
It was too late because your wife was.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Because she was at home. She was working from home
on Friday, so she spent most of the days sort
of you know, working on the laptop whilst cooking and
preparing a trough of porkmants.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Yeah, yeah, how did you get along? Because I know
that you were thinking sam gria.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yeah, it was like very ooh la la.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
You said you ended up having to buy a couple
of casks of cheap red.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
But you're worrying, sir about what kind of jug you'd
you Yeah, yeah, what you're going to put it in?
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Yeah, well, you know, I've never bought a jug before. Yeah,
you know, it's like the first that.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Must have been so impressed with the jug.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Yes, yeah, because I was a couple. Didn't you a
couple of jugs? Yeah, yeah, a couple of big couple
of big jugs. I was making a lot of sand
gria because I and I didn't know any recipes. So
I bought a couple of big casks of a couple
of big goon bags of red wine to put in
the massive jugs. And then it turns out you need brandy.
(11:17):
Did you know that you need brandy?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Well, I actually genuinely have never heard that, but I'm
taking ad for it.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Yeah, it's a bit of brandy in there. A few
other little things diced up, some fresh fruit. Put that
in there as well.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
What do you put in the apples and bananas?
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Apples and bananas, some grapefruit? Oh yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Really? Do you put citrusens? Some feature pears and tomatoes?
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Tomato? Obviously I put tomato in there.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
But there what's the idea behind the san gria? And
you know I'm putting brandy in the sand gria that
people would get steamed and not notice are eating portmants?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
No, no, no, no no. It was to compliment the portmants.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Combo, is it? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:59):
But the thing is I I didn't time it right,
so when they arrived, I was still making it, so
I wasn't cold right, so you'd have warm sangria. Yeah,
because I'd washed the jugs. Yeah, in the dish washing
water or the dish washing so they were really hot.
And I've made the sangria, and the people showed up
and I had these two hot jugs of sand gria. Yeah,
(12:19):
but yeah, how'd it go?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
It went? Really?
Speaker 4 (12:21):
It went really well. Everyone had a lovely time. You know,
you're always nervous when you're hosting. For entree. We made
it like a tabulet salad. They went really well.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
You meant to make it that as well?
Speaker 4 (12:31):
I thought you making the main No, no, but we
always go above and beyond mo.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Sure, the and the tabuuli.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
He wanted to show how loaded they were. Yeah, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Yeah, yeah, And to be honest, nothing says you're loaded
like potato salad, which I made. I just got some
from the soupermarket a tub sort of soon they had
a little ice cream container just open top and as
much as you want. Then that with the porkman's and
then for dessert fruit salad, oh no on the can
and I had just had left over from making the
(13:02):
same gria.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Oh you just strained it out or yeah, yeah, so.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
We did the two massive jugs. Yeah, I remember them,
and then we pulled the fruit out of that put
that in cherries. Yeah, some of the sweet cherries, you know,
pulled that fruit into a big bowl there, and then
just some French vanilla ice cream.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Nice. I'd like to talk more about this. I'd love
to talk about what kind of conversation you had obviously
a time now, but I'd like to get to the
conversation and whether you said at the head of the
table or not, whether it was old King Keesy.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
It wasn't King Key. Yeah, we can talk about that.
We talked about the show a lot. Actually, oh great, yeah, yeah,
they're all saying how much they hate you on the show.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
The Archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in on.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Radio the Police here on the radio Honarchy Big Show.
This murky Monday afternoon, Let's talk TV.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue. Yes, yes, we
started watching Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Great, the
old school one there. Yeah, because we're just finished reading
(14:17):
it to our daughter there and she's very keen, so
watched about half an hour of that, just chipping away
at the at the end of it.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Did she find it scary?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Not yet, because it's only half an hour into it.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Because is the bit where Jean what's the What's the
Wonker takes them down the river on the boat that
used to scare me.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
There's quite a few bits in there that are scary.
At the end, he explodes at Charlie in a fit
of rage. That's right, it was scary.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
And also when they're all floating up towards the ceiling
fan and then like one drowned in a river of trouffle. Like,
it's just it's quite full on.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
It's very it's very Kids love that sort of stuff,
you know. Nowadays it's all garbage, isn't it. Remember James
and the Giant Peach?
Speaker 4 (14:58):
What doesn't sort of fell the movie you've been watching, yellows.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
I watched The Woman and Kevin ten On a leather.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Shot for an assignment.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
A journalist sees a passenger go overboard, but when no
one believes her, she risks her life to uncover the truth.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Had she go terribly?
Speaker 3 (15:25):
It was tedious boring twenty on Rotten Tomatoes.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
It had guy Pierce, Keyship, Castle Hughes, No, not Castle Hughes,
Keisha one of those.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
But look, there was one of those movies where were
sort of you know, it was murder on board, what's
going on? Who did it? Who'd done that?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Kind of thing? It was just stupid, It was pointless.
Did you watch the whole thing? Though? We watched the
whole thing and just went what what? Why? Did? There
was a waste of my time?
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Where did you watch it? How many busies out of five?
Speaker 3 (15:59):
One busy five? Not even there half a busy? And
when did you watch Netflix? You're really good at sticking
through stuff. As soon as i'm it's clear to me
that something sacks, I turn it off. Generally, it started
off okay, and I was, okay, this could be quite good,
and it does actually have a reasonable cast in it.
But then it was just Kiera Knightley, Kiera Knightley, thank you, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Nice.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
I watched a documentary on the making of Jaws, ah,
because I'd heard a lot about how it was one
of the biggest disaster movies ever, and I didn't realize
it had like four different screenwriters that had passed it around.
The book hadn't even been published yet, and they'd already
turned it into a screenplay, or they'd brought the rights
to turn it into a movie, and then the basically
(16:40):
the executives were just like, I want it to We
want the movie to release pretty much straight after the
book does, so that where we can capitalize on the publicity,
which meant the shark itself, Bruce. They made two of them,
one with the left side of the big mechanical shark
was showing so you could see all the bits, and
then one with the right side would showing so you
(17:01):
could work on it depending on which way it was
attacking on camera. They did fifteen months to.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Get that ready.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Wow, and the studio were like no, no, we're filming
this in May, like two months away. And then it
just kept on breaking. It was designed for fresh water
and they shot it in seawater and it just ruined
all the electrics. It was an absolute shambles. And directing
it was Steven Spielberg, of course twenty seven years old,
and it was so hectic and so stressful that once
(17:27):
he got to the airport to fly and leave, he
had a full mental breakdown with all the stress that
he had been going through. What I check it out
on YouTube. Actually have a look just opened making of Jaws.
It is one of the most interesting things I've seen
in Ages.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Your daughter would love that movie, Mogi. Oh yeah, she's
a big fan of that sort of stuff, especially with
you going to Fiji and stuff. Oh we did. Actually
we watched some shark documentaries rather the weekend as well,
which was good for her because she has had that
at the back of her mind.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
I've never seen Jaws.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
No, I was going to say, you haven't seen Jaws.
That's one of the great movies.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
I need, I love it.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Just might watch the making of documentary and now you've
seen all you need to see.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
But like even for example, there's like an iconic thing
where the shark gets hooked on those three yellow boys.
The reason they did this is because the shark wasn't
working right, so they had a boat like three kilometers
in the distance, so you couldn't see it on the
horizon towing those boys right and the like, and that
almost added to the intensity that you could never see
the shark. Yes, really really interesting.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
It's what you can't see that scares you the most,
you know what I mean? Great stuff, hey, which is
Arctic Monkeys.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Hod Ikey, welcome back here as a bank bones. Hope
you're surviving Monday. You're listening to the big show called
you by.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
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change the game.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Hardly. Noah, you know s I've actually spoken to the
managing director of Rieburger and she hates that one. Really
just because of that joke? Is this she You seem
(19:17):
surprised because what you're saying a woman can't run a
fantastic franchise. Who absolutely, shocking bastard.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
It's just that I met the managing director. It was
a bloke. Oh it's bold.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Oh what you're saying a woman can't be shocking bastard.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
He had a mustache just on.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Oh, you're saying a woman can't have a mustache. Shocking bastard.
One man, I'm human.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Speaking of Reburger, giving my I went to Rebigger and
Henderson in the weekend.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I'll be giving a review of it.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
You got to Rebigger all the time, right I do?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:07):
So why are you giving a random review of a
one off chick?
Speaker 3 (20:09):
You guys have said to me, I've even got photos
and stuff to prove it because you always pretend like
I'm not going to reburger, but I always do it.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Four months and you've got a photo stuff, so.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Many photos, and let me just say to give you
a bit of a taste up, the experience was fantastic.
I've just got a few issues and I want to
just clean out and iron out for management, who is
a lovely woman, by the way, and I have full
respect for her, the best CEO I've ever come across.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Any thoughts on that key, isn't her name Grant? You're
saying a woman can't be called Grant man? CAZy?
Speaker 4 (20:55):
No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm so sorry. Oh,
rage Guy's a tune.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
A Hilarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Queen and David Bowie There on the Radio Hodnarkey Big
Show this Monday afternoon. That fellas just discussing the old Fiji,
aren't we boys?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Jesus got some ideas.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
He's a shocking Yeah, he wants to get in early
and start early. Now, Fellas we've all been talking about
a weekend. It was a monumental weekend for old hoody Jake.
Can I use a word, yes, to discuss my weekend momentum.
Now you know that my wife and I are thinking
of moving out. Yeah, in fact, you've had a good run. Men,
(21:33):
Can I say that you had a really good run?
A really good run? And I said to my wife
about a week and a half ago, I said, Darling, yeah,
my love, backbone, my joy, my backbone, ma Wath.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
We've got to stick with us.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
We've got to keep pushing through because you know who
and I we have a tendency to just fall away.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Right, we do? You both do? We both knew? Right,
we both do.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
So I said, no, no, no, you have to think
we have to keep going. And so we had a
very good weekend around the high the house, tiding it
all up, bloody, clearing out all the bush and shrubbery,
discovered the old Pitt cemetery there which we've forgotten. Two
dead cats, dogs, there was about six guinea pegs a peg,
(22:22):
skeletons everywhere. But the concern that I have is that
the place is beginning to look so good that it's
like love it or listed you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
It's like.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
It's looking so good and we're doing all these things
that are making the property look amazing, and we're going,
oh my god, we're going to be in the situation
where it's looking so good that we don't want to
move out of it, you know what I mean. Which
is interesting because for the twenty five years that we've lived.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
There, you know what I mean, you don't worry about.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
It because you know you're not thinking of selling or
renting or doing any of that stuff. As soon as
you do that and you make all this effort, the
place looks amazing, you've.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Let it go and sort of go to ruin over
the course of twenty five years. And the problem, of course,
is if you decide to say, it's just going to
go back to that because you do shocking bastards.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Yeah, well, this is my concern is if we don't
move out of it, it will it will go back to
But here is a very monumental moment. It was my
wife that did it. It was my wife that did it.
Now in our little corridor, is he going through the
front door, You guys will see or you won't see
it anymore.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
But when you come over for the.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Barbie before we move out, we have this mosaic and
it's about probably fifty or sixty family photos and the
little frames, you know, just all over this wall.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
People always comment.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
On how awesome it is when they're walking and there's
just the Hoidy j family history there basically. And then
on Sunday afternoon, I was sitting in the lounge chare
with my hand down my track. He's just readjusting myself
and I heard this dog, dog, dog, dog dog, and
I was like.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
What the is that too late? Easy? And I go
out into the corridor and my wife is.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Removing all of the family photos from the wall. I
can't tell you how significant that is. We're committed now
Australia here.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
We can't. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Yeah, you were saying that she was just removing the
ones of you.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Well initially and then she said, ah, that's better initially
yeah yeah, but then she.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Removed them all. So I know, you guys will be
really excited for me, the fat adventurehead of you. It
is an exciting adventure.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
You know. It's because we have been there for over
twenty years. I'm fizzing about it, you know what I mean.
But I am concerned that the place is going to
look so good that we're not going to move out.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Like when you say amazing.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
I mean, like you guys, you'd be inviting me over
for a dinner party because you'd see my house and go,
I want to get to that place.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
You know what I mean, Kezy place?
Speaker 3 (25:10):
In terms of an actual fact, I know that you're
kind of looking for a place at the moment. I think,
once we're done, we'll let you and your wife come
over and have first DIBs on your house on my
Can you imagine how cool that would be?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Knty and you moved into Hoidy J's house. Yeah, I
mean the foundations are made out of cigarette butts.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
The Hilarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in on Radio Pluto.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon.
The time is five twenty, which means it's time for
the first ever.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
The Big shows cool box top up? Was itm just
confirming it's actually five twenty eight?
Speaker 2 (25:57):
What did I say said five twenty? Come on? I
guess it's your eyes going. Jase got the gun and
you young man, I know forty one and I can't
bloody see a thing. Where'd you find those glasses? Bloody Nora?
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Anyway, get a jacer man, bastard, hell's live?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Are you going to say? Sellers mate?
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Jace? Yeah? Yeah, yeah. What do you do for a
crust mate?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
A few squares?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
A few square?
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Okay, yeah, it's either typing on a keyboard or a tiler, yeah,
keyboard running.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Can you use tools in that case? Jace?
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Yeah, I do a bit of stuff around the house,
having more and more garden tool hitsdrum her yeah. Yeah,
Well today, Jace, if you win, you'll be taking away
the Milwaukee m a team fueled two piece power pack
valued at nine hundred and thirty bucks. It comes with
a hammer, drill driver, and an impact driver as well, man,
and a few other accessories.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Not beautiful, Buddy good? Does that sound now? Keysy? What's up? Man?
What does Jace have to do in order to win? There?
Speaker 4 (27:02):
It's a great question, Jason, that's a great question.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Man. We're going to read out, aren't we Keezy? Correct
me if I'm wrong, ten different tools over the course
of fifteen seconds. The Adjace, Well, we're going to call
it and to rattle them out. Yeah, and then you
have to name us is it five keys?
Speaker 4 (27:19):
You have to remember five of them, yeah, and say
them back to us.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
In fifteen seconds. All right, Jace, all right, okay mate,
all right yourself, all right, mate, here we go.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
It's going to be quick, alright mate, So you're gonna
have to be quick as well, starting with angle grinder.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Anus press, screwdriver, blower, jabberwockie hammer, leaf blower, over the shoulder,
tony hammer.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
Drill, nose blower. Your time starts now, Jace, thrill hammer,
leaf blower, blower, angle grinder. Ah, he's done it away, Man,
it's so easy.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
That was amazing. That was incredible. That was extraordinary. God,
you've got a good memory, man.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Because those those tools as well, though they're just a
standard run of the mill tools. So for having to
remember them like that, Yeah, man, what are clever bastards?
Speaker 2 (28:11):
So good? Jase? How you enjoy that? Man? Thank you
very much. No worry at anytime.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
God, that's easy, isn't it. We might have to up
the amount of tools people need to remember the don't
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Speaker 3 (28:37):
Fell good bastards at im. They gave us a pack
of our own, didn't they. Fellows with hats and all
sorts in there loving it.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Yeah, you got your m hat on aj I love
a hat.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Yeah, as you know, Fellows. Yeah, it looks buddy good Man,
you look cool.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Thanks Man, really good.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
The whole acting Big Show with Mike and Kyzy. Tune
in week DAYSD four on Radio Hod.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Cool Jam there on the radio.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Hold Lanky Big Show this Monday evening. Now, Fellas, Obviously,
we've been banging on a lot about the fact that
we're going to Fiji this weekend.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Actually, in fact, my daughter just taxed me and said.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
What how does that happen? But we are going on Friday.
It is a golf weekend. I just want to remind everyone.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
There's been a lot of sitter chat about you know,
daries and darsies.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
And all that sort of stuff. I want to remind
you it's a golf weekend. And there's been some issues
about tee off times.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
Well, basically we have to lock in a time that
we'd like to play golf now. Would we like to
play just once on the Satday, you know, not overdo ourselves,
not get all golfed out?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Or do you want to play twice? Sat Day and
Sunday zero times? An option? Probably not?
Speaker 4 (29:49):
You have to play golf?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Oh okay, lock me in for two keys. You want
to go Saturday and Sunday Sunday? No, I think I'll
just go one day, okay, yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Kay old target set D. You want to play twice Jason?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
The rest of you not playing on Sunday?
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Now, I'll play with you. The only issue was, obviously
we we're over in Fiji. It's exciting, you know, we're
off shore and when the big show goes overseas. You know,
we tend to have a little fun at night, you know.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
What I mean? What do you mean at night?
Speaker 3 (30:26):
I mean when you say we tend to have a
little bit of fun at night, it sounds a bit
pervy and sexy.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
I just mean we have a few beers there. We
do response all day as well.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Oh a all day wow? Yeah yeah, a responsible amount
of the day.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
So I don't you know, I don't want to be
playing too early because what's my my to be honest,
my dream tea time is like after lunch, like two
three o'clock.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
What about you, Jace, I'm thinking six am.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
We get in there early, fellows, we play around and
then just go and recline for the rest of the day.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
By the poll to.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Really because that means I have to get a bit
early the night before.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Now I think you play through, Yeah, you just play
through through the whole weekend, right when first night you
get there, you got you know, first night fovere you
go all night and then straight out onto the golf course.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
But it's just it's a really really nice course, like
as a championship course, and it's gonna be really hard already.
I'd love to make it, you know, have a good
crack at it. Give uself the best chance. Oh, you
should go to sleep the night before then for sure,
I'll tell you what you should do.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Well, we'll get there, we'll do the show in the
harbor and then you go straight to bed. Keys Mogi
and I and pug Shan and our winners. We'll just
go hard until you know the setney and then get
straight on the course.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
But the show, because we're broadcasting from there, it's an
hour behind, So it'll be six o'clock, so I shouldn't
have dinner either, just straight.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
To be straight to bed for you service. Wow, mate
again if you want, but i'd get an early night
because you've got a big day the next day. Yeah. Golf, Yeah, okay,
I don't want to be hungover for golf. Yeah, because
you can't be hungover and play golf. Has it ever
had before? Has ever been?
Speaker 3 (32:02):
That would be massively unprofessional? But if you see, if
you if you just carried on through the night into
the morning responsibly, you wouldn't be hungover.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
No, that's right, you're being your prime. You'd be hitting
the sweet spot every time, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Keezy Okay, So we're locking in six am T times.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Yeah, six it's a bit hot after that, gets a
hot over and feed very Also, the wind gets up
the further end of the day you get so in
the morning it's always the breeze is always pretty low,
right Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
All right, what I tell you, I'm gonna lock and
going to bed straight after the show. Yeah, so I'll
be a bit about six thirty. I might order some
room service, get a cheeseburger or something.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Yeah, then I'll be up.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
At sort of four thirty Warman Hoar drivers driving range
and yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Yeah, we'll just we'll just meet you there at some stage.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Keezy, Well, when are you guys playing six?
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Oh? Just see how we go? Eh what.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
But I'm like gone to bed special.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yeah, oh you'll be rearing to go, I'm sure. Keyzy
kesy kesy keysy Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Okay's the Hillarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in on.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Radio Killers there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Monday.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Nothing okay, nothing? What after sex?
Speaker 3 (33:28):
I'd like to discuss with you something that's just been
in the back of my mind. It's something that used
to occur when I was a young fellow. It's a
campaign that I I want to start up again. It
was very much a part of my upbringing and you.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Just you just don't see it anymore, Mogie, and you
want to start seeing it more.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
I want to see it more, and I want to
see it brought back because it was such a part
of my sort of youth. I think I think that
our listeners and the young people would be into.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
It that benefit from it, the younger generation I have.
It's just a new campaign that we're going to be
running unofficially.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Yeah, it's an unofficial new campaign with a big show.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm keen to hear your
thoughts there, Jace. Oh, Pugs is coming in. Oh's got
some sort of gift for Mike. Look at this, it's
some kind of a gift for me, Fels. It's these
little coupons and they allow me to get on the hammer.
So how many has he got there, Pugs?
Speaker 2 (34:27):
So whenever I'm on the wagon, this will allow me
to fall off the wagon. It looks like I've got
about ten or so. Oh good, that's pretty good. The
problem with it is every time I fall off the wagon,
it equates to not one night ends up being a couple.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
Well look what we thought it was. You know, from
now into your next birthday. You've got ten of those
vouchers there, man, Yes, and that basically just allows you
to keep track of things and right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Do I hand them to I've got another hundred here
as well, sweet Airs, I want it every night, you guys?
How good is that? Cheers Pugs? Some baby, I think
when you fall off the wagon, that just counts as
one okay, yeah, all right, So if it goes on
for a hundred days, I'm running out of No, that's
still just one, still the one. And then you have
(35:11):
you have You're back on the wagon for a week
or two, yeah, and then fall off again a few months.
We're going to tell you they're going to be bloody handed. Joseph,
you want a few of these brothers.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
The Wold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod I.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Can you come back your messive bag, Blones. I hope
your Monday is going along very nicely. Indeed you are
listening to the Big Show brought Dubo Reburger.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Serving good times and good food dining or takeaway Reburger
Today's share because it's Weber.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Now.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
I went to Reburger in the weekend there, fellow last
night actually and Hit and Hindo there and can I
just say sensation The food, as always was magnificent.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
How many buzzies out of five?
Speaker 3 (36:06):
I give the food four and a half buzzies out
of five in terms of if you're wanting your chips
and burger kind of you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (36:15):
The interior very very nice. I like the setup that
they've got there, very good.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
There was one criticism I have, yes, and that is
that in the restaurant itself they were playing music, but
then the backbones that were cooking all the food, which
was right next to where you know the setup is,
they were playing their own music. So we had this
crossover of two different types of music going on at
(36:42):
the same time, which I found confusing and slightly discombobulating.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
But apart from that, magnetic So the only boomer complaint
You've got those two types of music in there. Yeah,
and it was confusing me. Yes, I mean it's not
even worth mentioning.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
I mean I couldn't just single out an entire like restaurant.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Yeah, you wouldn't want to get a whole bunch of
backbones fired running the joint. I go, just one lot
of music, fellas, it's too confusing. Otherwise, if you weren't
running the joint you camplain about on National Raid exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Yeah, if you're a backbone, yeah, thanks fellas. But bloody good,
bloody good.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Yeah man, it is delicious you have I just had
a humble cheeseburger and the fries of course.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
My daughter had the Red.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Regent Red Regent Red, that's the one that's my favorite.
She said it was the bar, It's delicious.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
And my wife had some kind of beef burger.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
I can't remember what it was called, but she said
it was awesome, stilly beef. No, it wasn't sticky beef.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Keezy, come on.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
Man, doooosh numb No, this is numb by Lincoln Park.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Seriously, though, the whole archy Big Show was jas Mike
and Kezy tune in on Radio.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Green Day there on the Radio Hold Donkey Big Show
and Monday Evening now Fellows. We had a fascinating chat
on the Big Show Outro today, which is a bonus
podcast that we do.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
It's like a warm up to the show.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
And I was triggered by something that we were talking
about and I'd like to bring it back because it
was a big part of my upbringing and I know,
Mogi for you too, it was a big part of
your upbringing in Kezy not so much.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Interestingly, yeah, not so much. It wasn't something that you
and all your mates indulged in.
Speaker 4 (38:28):
No, I didn't indulge in it. I sort of had
like a hybrid version of it, toned back version of it. Yeah,
it was very rarely brought out. I still didn't have
a lot to do with that either.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Yeah. Well, the idea that I'd like to put out
there to our listeners, and I hope you guys backed
me up on this, is to bring back the brown eye.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
Right, and so just for those listening who have no
idea what a brown eye is.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (38:56):
It's when someone drops their tweeds and class asps both
buttocks in their hands and shows the world their interior.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
So it sort of bends over at the waist, reaches
back by top pools east and west, opens.
Speaker 4 (39:14):
The curtains there, the curtains. Yeah, and you know you
want this to come back.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
Well, it was just such a part of my upbringing,
you know what I mean, at school. I mean, and
we did it so often. It was just there was
nothing gross about it. It was just a fun thing.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
It was sort of like a hello mates. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
totally because it's like a key we tradition very much,
Si and Chips Pavlova brown eye.
Speaker 4 (39:42):
Totally because when I was growing up, it was the
sort of thing you did to poke fun at someone, like, oh,
let's go past and when I was.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Growing up, it was a moon. You make them look
at my moon.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Yeah, it's the sort of thing that sticks with the man.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
Moon.
Speaker 4 (39:58):
So moon is where you do the same thing, but
you don't don't necessarily open the curtains. You keep keep
the curtains closed. You just show them the botox is
the star of the show. Yes, that's right, And it's
quite often like to enhance the moon, you might push
it up against the glass of the prest damn press tam.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
Yeah, back in our day, like the brown eye, because
you sort of think it's pretty gross, but it was
actually a term of affection.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
Right, so you wouldn't do it a someone to sort
of tease them.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
All, like yeah, it was like get a mate, yeah,
brown eye, Yes exactly. I mean some of them were travesties.
Some of them, I mean could be people who weren't
taking themselves taking care of themselves back there regularly and now.
But they went to know that because it's it's sort
of like if you're boarding, you don't sort of know
it until you see a photograph, yes, or someone points
(40:44):
it out to your take to your side and has
a whisper to your mate.
Speaker 4 (40:47):
No good yeah, right, So how do you propose that
the audience brings back the brown eye? Do you want to,
for example, where if you see one of us in public,
or maybe just start with you guys, do a brown eye?
Speaker 2 (40:59):
No? No, First of all, you've got to get the vernacular, right.
You pull a brown eye. You don't do a brown eye.
You pull a brown pull a brown eye. I don't
want anyone doing a brown eye on me, keasy.
Speaker 4 (41:09):
Right, So you want someone pulling a brown eye on yes?
Speaker 2 (41:12):
No, pull a brown eye at.
Speaker 4 (41:15):
Yes, and pull a brown eye at you.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Yeah, yeah, you go, because I.
Speaker 4 (41:18):
Thought it was do a brown eye on you.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
No, no, pull a brown eye. And that's a good
thing about this is I think it's going to catch
on really fast because it's simply something that's been forgotten,
lost to the animals of time. Correct. I don't know
if it was PC gone mad, but it's something that's
just fallen by the wayside. Somehow do you think if
we bring it back, then you know everything will follow.
There'll be television shows, will be merchandised a lot, and
(41:40):
it's just.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
Going to take one person to pull back the curtains, yes,
and then everyone will be into it again.
Speaker 4 (41:46):
Do you think it is PC gone mad? Or is
it just people don't want to see your bumhole?
Speaker 2 (41:51):
I mean there's absolutely there's a case of that. I
mean a lot of people don't like looking at other
people's bung holes. That's just how it is. But some
people and sometimes what you're going to have is a
bit of friendly fire. I guess yes. But what do
you do? Do you protect the few and deprive the majority?
Keysy right, yeah, sometimes me thinks not. Yeah, yeah, right.
(42:13):
So how are we going to start this? I think
probably Paula brown Eye out there somewhere and just take
a photo of it and send it to Kesy Chris
key Nocause on Instagram.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
It's a waste time Paula brown Eye video and then
send it to mister Mike Minogua on Instagram and just
tag him in it.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
If we send it to Hodge Big Show, yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Yeah, send it to how Hodaki Big Show and packs
can go through them and sort them out.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
And you can just sort them out and Jason Pecker
winner the.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Hodichy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune in four.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
On Radio Red Chili Peppers, Great Stuff a Fellas, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:58):
So good, Hey Fellers eight grand diamond engagement ring. Yes please, yeah,
thanks done.
Speaker 3 (43:03):
Well, it's Moggi's birthday. I feel like boy happy that
again that would be they wouldn't mind that.
Speaker 4 (43:15):
Well if we just give him the Diamonds of Richmond
prize for his birthday.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
Well, I knew and your birthday recently wouldn't give you anything.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
So why you did?
Speaker 3 (43:25):
Actually you gave me a box of chips, that's right, eight,
that's right that some other bars.
Speaker 4 (43:30):
That's eight yeah, right, so eight grand engagement that's probably fair.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
That seems about right to me, man, you know, and
I feel the same way about diamond rings as does
about chips.
Speaker 3 (43:41):
Well, I wouldn't be stealing because we'd be giving it
to him, you know what I'm saying, give it to me.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
And I still feel bad about now that I know that.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
You guys, you know, bought your partner's engagement rings and
I never did.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
I feel like a bit of a cheapskateerecent. Where did
you get that? Hat? I was match from some company
or rivalry. You stole it.
Speaker 4 (44:00):
Diamonds are Richmond. They have an eight thousand dollars diamond
engagement ring to be one. If you can hit yourself
in the drawer, hit to Hdaky dot co dot in
zid and we will actually send you out a Hydaky
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a message and say hey, about time you drop the
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drawer for that eight thousand dollars diamond engagement ring. I
can honestly say that my engagement weeking was one of
(44:22):
the happiest weekends of my life. Wow, it was amazing,
you know, because I actually made an effort mogy sure,
you know, actually I decided that my wife, my now wife,
was worth making a huge effort and you know, surprising
as well. Yeah, we're done a Queenstown you know, saved
up for ages for the ring, worked really hard. We
(44:43):
went horse riding and then we got to this particular
point and this beautiful helly country dropped the old knee.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
There.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
The lady that was taking us on the horse ride,
she snapped some photos, so it was beautiful. Now I've
got that photo framed now, loud.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Lovely man, that's good.
Speaker 4 (44:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
I was too busy being a backbone, feeding the family
and stuff. I would have liked to have done that,
because you couldn't keep it in your pants, could you?
Speaker 3 (45:08):
Damn? Look, look, I'm prone to being very attracted to
my wife certainly.
Speaker 4 (45:16):
So because of that, you couldn't do that. Yeah, because
I've got the same issues.
Speaker 3 (45:21):
I just didn't have the financial resources and she would
have been appalled had I'd spent money on something as
friendlous as that.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
That's right, absolutely, yeah, because I mean you could do
something romantic, couldn't you. But you couldn't afford that either. Nah.
I'm not going to get into my proposal. Did you
write one of your dad poems? I've actually written here
a lot of poems.
Speaker 4 (45:45):
That it's specifically an engagement, which I've noted she's kept.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
Yeah, this is my wife. Yeah, written here a lot
of poems as well. Yeah, but any poems for your wife?
Speaker 3 (45:54):
No?
Speaker 4 (45:55):
Absolutely not poet Okay, cheesy is not good luck man?
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (46:02):
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draw for that eight thousand dollars diamond engagement ring. And
if you go to Diamonds on Richmond at any point
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Speaker 1 (46:15):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarki is.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
Indeed there were moons there on the Radio Hodarkey Big
Show this Monday evening.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
Let's get out some advice.
Speaker 4 (46:32):
Gmail dot com. Get in touch with the failers. It's
a real email address. Get in touch. I really worry
about you guys, butchering the start of the.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Start talking about all sorts of stuff over the top
of the bit you're meant to do. That's what concerning me.
Speaker 4 (46:46):
Yeah, true, it's me. Hey, this piece of advice or
this advice question comes in from anonymous. Get out you guys.
Anonymous here last week, I had my glasses. Today I
do not classic lost glasses scenario. My wife said she
didn't touch them, but I always leave them in the
car glasses slot, you know, above the old head there
(47:09):
in the roof. I always eve them in the car
glasses slot and never take them out of the car.
My wife borrowed the car over the weekend neck minute
call reference missing glasses. She lost her glasses about a
month ago. But denis ever using my glasses while using
my car. I politely inquired about the possible whereabouts said glasses,
but this led to an argument where it became apparent
(47:30):
she has been cheating on me for the last two
years and one of our children might not be mine.
I have moved out and I'm now sleeping in my car.
Have you seen my glasses chairs. Yeah, it's a classic situation.
Speaker 3 (47:40):
Yeah, it is a classic situation. Domino effect I call it. Yeah,
you open one door.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
And then douche doo, douche douche doos.
Speaker 4 (47:47):
Yes, just like Domino's right, you always open a door.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
I lost my pair of glasses. I would never accuse
my wife of stealing them. Well as I know that
it's a can of worms I'm opening. It's a Pandora's box.
And if I found out that she did steal my glasses,
what else am I going to find out?
Speaker 2 (48:04):
You know what I mean? I find that it's never
here failed, it's always I've put them somewhere ninety nine
times out of one hundred and one hundred of time. Too.
I'm a shaka, so I just assume that it's me,
and I'm usually right. Troublers, my wife always assumes it's
me too. Sometimes she's wrong, not often enough. Yeah, you know,
(48:24):
funnily enough, I never misplaced my glasses.
Speaker 4 (48:30):
You're man, Jay, It's really well.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
I'm very careful. I mean because I know how detrimental
it is to my well being. Yeah, to not have
my glasses because I can't read some and so I'm
very ver.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
You'll be hard pressed.
Speaker 3 (48:45):
In the five years that I've been wearing glasses, never
lost a pair once.
Speaker 4 (48:49):
Wow, holy hecker, because you pay top to off your
glasses as well. Totally yeah, right, because Maggie, you are
a shaka. Yeah, now that I know you quite well.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
It's like, yeah, glasses, wallet's keys.
Speaker 4 (49:01):
What about the the other day when that guy messaged
me like, hey, can you let Magie left his jersey
his jersey at the pub?
Speaker 2 (49:08):
That's right now, that was a good but I've been
very good actually with my phone and lost my phone
all my keys. Although today I went to meet some
workers somewhere at the new office, got there and no
no thing on my caring there's no fob, it's not there,
and I wash. That's right. I had a guy working
last week and he was going to put it behind
(49:29):
the counter of the hotel going there. I'm talking him
for ages. Very civil so yeah, they handled it into you.
But again, but you know, but like you're asking me
lots of questions. Here, can you just look in the
drawer for the key. It'll be the key that's in
there that's got the address on it. And he wanted
to keep on sort of talking about why and who
and whatever. Anyway, as a conversation progressed, I remember actually
(49:52):
that I told the guy to take it back to
his own office. And this guy would not have known
what I was talking about, and in fact, it had
never been at the hotel. Right, But I to sort
of go, all right, I'm just I'm just I'm willing
to just forget about it this time, but let's just
try not to let it happen again. When in fact,
I'd bug it up right from the start. I couldn't
(50:12):
remember that i'd handed it over, who I'd handed it to,
or where it had gone. Yeah, so in that case, yeah,
I guess to be a similar situation. Yeah, I was
going to say, you could just blame your wife in
that instance, I'm going to blame this guy's wife who's
been cheating on him.
Speaker 4 (50:26):
Jesus shocker Man.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
The Hlichy Big Show with Jason Mike and Kyzy tune
in on Radiolucky.
Speaker 3 (50:45):
You got your mad Bastards. That's a MONDAYE show. Just
how many sleeps for sleep?
Speaker 2 (50:51):
Still sleep?
Speaker 4 (50:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (50:53):
About three shows?
Speaker 1 (50:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (50:56):
Nice man, that's good from you brother.
Speaker 4 (50:58):
And then we're in Fiji's were a fair to yes?
Speaker 2 (51:00):
Yeah? Hey what is the podcast out tro Quip today?
Keys's good question man.
Speaker 4 (51:05):
My tackles a topic that we've covered a wee bit
here on the sudo, the difference between a moon and
a brown eye.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
There is the difference between a moon and a brown eye.
Because you want to show the brown eye, we did.
Speaker 4 (51:19):
The full brown You did that in private?
Speaker 2 (51:25):
Yeah, just checking out my own amos.
Speaker 4 (51:28):
It was more of a joke about.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
What was it a joke about Geezy? Oh man, I.
Speaker 4 (51:34):
Don't even remember. The weird thing about that podcast is
you know you just forget you do? You do?
Speaker 2 (51:40):
Absolutely do?
Speaker 3 (51:41):
Because I think the first half of the podcast was
relatively tame, and then we got all fired up about
brown eyes as you do.
Speaker 4 (51:50):
Well, I don't know if you do.
Speaker 2 (51:51):
Hey Mogan, what are your plans tonight? I haven't really
got any of My brother in law has just arrived
today from Canadian so he's back, and I don't know,
there'll be some kind of a cake because my daughter
wants one more than I do. Yes, Andy, Yeah, there'll
be about it. Man off to bed, do some work,
not tonight? What about? What are you having for dinner?
Speaker 4 (52:13):
I'm making a tie larb using porkmants.
Speaker 2 (52:18):
My wife's left over, yeah, from your trough on Saturday's.
Speaker 4 (52:22):
Trough of porkmants. My wife's got touch training tonight. Oh
she's playing Touch? Yeah who knew? Because she started working
a new company and they've got a touch team.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
They're shocking Bath, so I've heard.
Speaker 4 (52:34):
So she's got training tonight and they're playing their first
game next week.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
I think so. Right? What is touch training? Just touching
each other? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (52:40):
Touch rugby passing the ball around?
Speaker 2 (52:43):
Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 4 (52:44):
What are you doing tonight, Jason?
Speaker 3 (52:45):
Just chilling out? Then, you know, maybe packing up a
bit more staff? Nah, that's not true, I.
Speaker 2 (52:51):
Do that at all.
Speaker 4 (52:51):
They're gonna watch TV and eat dinner year probably.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
I don't know what what what's for dinner? Though? That's
concerning me.
Speaker 4 (52:57):
What do you texted three to three four eight three
and I'll read it tomorrow night, or what's on the dinner?
Speaker 2 (53:02):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (53:02):
I will okay, Are you gonna wrap us up Yemen?
Speaker 2 (53:06):
Bye?
The hot I keep Big Show Show thanks to crave
Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome, this is show, Jason Hoich.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
My note, and kisy Oh get out your Advisard's great
to have your company on this gloomy Monday afternoon. It
is the thirteenth of October twenty twenty five, and you,
my friends, as always listening to the Big Show brought
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Speaker 4 (00:28):
Crave Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Ro Glts, Roights, bot Rolling and Ron.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
The only issue I have with that particular thing is
how they say vegetarian.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
What's wrong with it?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I can't say it on here. It's just the way
that it comes across. It doesn't come across as vegetarian. Incidentally,
I went to Reburger over the weekend. I'll be giving
a review of that after ex o'clock. In the meantime, Maggie,
you're stelling your study Greek god, how's life?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Happy birthday, Happy birthday, Happy birthday.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Damn ye, happy birthday too.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
That's about the tenth time we've sung there today going
pretty grossy ifellas, it's my birthday today. Oh wow, happy birthday.
I don't want you making a big deal out of it, right,
we won't. We'll just leave it there in there. Just
another day, yes, just another very very special day.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
How you going on your birthday?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Many? Pretty good? You had a good day, Yeah, pretty
good day so far today, Felds. Is there anything better
than having your birthday on a Monday?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Rules?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Man? Am I right? Totally? So good man? So good? Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
Just happy to be here and pretty excited that we'll
be off to Fiji on Friday. That's not I'm focused
on at the moment. Yes, Fiji.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
It's very hard on that front to focus on anything else,
To be honest, it really is, you know what I mean?
These four days before Fiji. I mean, what are we
even doing here?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
It's just madness.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Do you just flag it?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I think so and just go straight to Fiji?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I think so? Three four eight three If you think
we should, the big show, should just flag it for
the week and just go straight to Fiji. I'm finding referendum.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Keezy, keezy, keezy. How are you going mate? You're looking
really well?
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Oh wow, thank you. I'm going really well as well.
I'm excited for Friday as you guys, Just excited to
be here at Hodak you making top level radio as well.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
You know, it's just right up there.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
It's just so amazing and humbling to be a part of.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Look, I've always said, I feel blessed to have this
opportunity genuinely, and you know, being able to talk to
the nation and you know, just take some time to
really appreciate him. It's really good every now and then
New Zealand to just have a bit of gratitude for
what you don't worry about what you don't have, because
I find that, you know, when you have that gratitude,
(03:00):
you know the world is a better place to live in.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Should we just stopped for a second, man, and think
about everything we're grateful for? Yeah, okay, happy birthday guys.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
What's happening on the big show with Old mogis.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Well, it's bloody exciting stuff. Fellas another opportunity for somebody
to go into the drawer to win an eight billion
dollar ring from Diamonds on Richmond If I got that right, keysy,
that's right?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Eight billion certainly.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Not only that, I don't know if you guys have heard,
but it's Old Mogi's birthday today, so we'll be having
a bit of a birthday chat. Also, Old Moggi went
on a stag do yes over the weekend, and we're
going to be hearing more from Keyzy on his social
climbing dinner that he had on Saturday night where he
absolutely made a fool of himself.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
What are you talking about? You've been talking to my wife.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
In the meantime? Is the Foo fight? Sorry? Jayce?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
How are you going?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
By the way, The Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio Hodark.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Queens of the Stone Age there on the Radio Darchy
Big Show. That's Monday afternoon, fourteen minutes past four o'clock
and a very special day it is for Old Magi
two being your birthday again mate, We've said it ten
times already, but happy birthday. Tell you what a special day.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
It is a special day for all of us, isn't
it totally? I hope you guys haven't bought me anything
too cool. I know, Jace, you've got a box of
ten bags of chips, which is pretty special. It was
very special. The value to you is much higher than
that because you only have a steel chips, correct you,
So to have that given to you, I mean, I
can't imagine what you guys have got planned for me.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
But I was pretty emotional, I'll be honest with you. Yeah,
that's pretty emotional.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
It's tough too, because for my birthday, you guys had
that birthday extravaganza where we had all those special guests.
Yeah that's right, you're like some of my favorite people
on the whole.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah, prebs, So the bar has been set really really high. Man.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah, I remember that pat Son had a few nice
words to say.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Jay was here, Oh the Stallion. I guess the thing
that gets forgotten about oftentimes when you say happy birthday
to someone is are the mothers out there? The mothers
very rarely get celebrated.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Yeah, you're right, that's true.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
On somebody's birthday, it's very much about the person who
was born. And let's be honest, they were the ones
doing the least amount of work, the least amount of work,
if any, because I don't know, if you've ever tried
to make a baby do any work, they're hopeless. Oh really,
Oh yeah, I've.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Only ever done I've done that with toddlers.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah, toddlers are much better, Kis. If you can imagine
a toddler but younger. Oh wow, Yeah, useless, like they
can't grip anything, or at least you gave them a
job to suck a busy and then ship themselves. You're
going to be bitterly disappointed, which they excel at their
top three for that. Yeah, yeah, totally, man, it goes babies.
(05:52):
Old people.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, speaking of I was going to say, old people.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
You know you're the kind of patriarch of the show, now,
aren't you. I mean, getting perilously close to the Big five?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Oh well, I guess I always had been, Jason. It's
just reminded me again of how old you want. That's
right on forty nine this year, Fellas. I think we're
able to talk about our ages freely on this show.
Like some shows they try and hide it. They think
that the hosts might be considered out of touch, or
you're an elderly or a loser or something.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
This is a good point. So let's just all going
in a circle. We'll say our ages, all right, So
you go forty nine, twenty three.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
You're twenty three, forty one?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Wow, you're forty one.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Yeah, God, I feel bloody near fifty at the moment,
after the day I've had.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Anyway, I just wanted to take some time today to
thank my mum, Marge Marge who was out or as
I call her mom, Mom, Yeah, mom who without this,
You know, none of this will be possible without the
work that she put in. She was in labor for
seven days, seventeen days.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Wow, that seems like quite seventeen hours, but.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
That's one of them. That's an option as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
seventeen days, seventeen days. But she just shut up and
got on with it. Kezy.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
She kept where you were saying, she kept working in
the fields and stuff and all that sort of carry on.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
That's right. She's a market gardener by trade, so she
was down there in the hot of Fenawa and she
was picking broccoli spuds. She was actually in the process
of planning quite a few berries, very good berries down
that way. Jason, Yes, yes, sweet corn. Backbreaking workkezy back,
especially when you're seven for four Yeah, she's a massive bastard.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Ye, seventeen days. There's an extraordinary amount of time for
a life.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I've just got this.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Vision in my mind of a fetal mogi just pressing
on the uterus there, both hands either side, you know,
just going no, no yet, Yeah, you just keep working
mark because I'm not ready to come yet.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
No, that's right, I don't like to interrupt.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Yes, I'm picturing more of like you know how her
giraffe gives birth and then the baby drafte falls like
two stories down to the ground immediately has to start walking.
I'm picturing MOGGI was.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Like, yeah, yeah, I landed in a puddle of cowd done.
Oh wow, true story, true story. So that suffer softened
the blow, thankfully. But I didn't have to walk of course.
You know, there's very few predators on the prairies of
the horror funera there, Keezy. But but yeahs A big
shout out to to marm and Ogue there. You know,
(08:31):
I love your mum. You've done a hell of a job.
The country thanks you for all.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Yet I don't know have you're the one to say
all that stuff. Does she listen to the show?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
No, she hates she hates you, Keezy. It's back.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
The whole Arching Big Show with Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days and four on radio.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Hold Ikey employed there on the radio, Hold Ankey Big Show.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
This Monday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
The time is twenty six minutes past four o'clock now,
we were talking last week. It was a very big
weekend for Kizi. He had an opportunity to climb the
social ladder on Saturday night when he hosted a dinner
party and he was I think you were a cool marg.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
I think it's fair to say very very anxious about it.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I had to laugh. We have a chat that where
the fellow's communicating.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
On Saturday afternoon, he posted a couple of pictures of
frantically buying throw cushions, Yes to put everywhere to cover
up the sort of stains and the holes in the wall.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Nothing opulence, an opulent home. Then twenty twenty new throw cushions.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Yeah, you're right, Jays. There was a hole in the wall,
so I used to throw cushion.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
To cover it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
They come over like, why is it just a throw
cushion jam into a hole in the wall.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I know, I thought it was on.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Yeah, And then I'd say opulence and they'd.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Be like, oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
But it was a social climbing exercise purely. You know,
we don't like these people. It's all about just climbing
that social ladder and rubbing shoulders with the upper echelon
of society. Yeah, so you hosted a dinner party at
our house. Whoever's hosting makes the main apparently, I asked
you guys for advice. You told me to make a
trough of porkmants by the door, and then on Friday
(10:15):
you said, do not make a trough of porkmants. But
by that stage.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
It was too late because your wife was.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Because she was at home. She was working from home
on Friday, so she spent most of the days sort
of you know, working on the laptop whilst cooking and
preparing a trough of porkmants.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Yeah, yeah, how did you get along? Because I know
that you were thinking sam gria.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yeah, it was like very ooh la la.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
You said you ended up having to buy a couple
of casks of cheap red.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
But you're worrying, sir about what kind of jug you'd
you Yeah, yeah, what you're going to put it in?
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Yeah, well, you know, I've never bought a jug before. Yeah,
you know, it's like the first that.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Must have been so impressed with the jug.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Yes, yeah, because I was a couple. Didn't you a
couple of jugs? Yeah, yeah, a couple of big couple
of big jugs. I was making a lot of sand
gria because I and I didn't know any recipes. So
I bought a couple of big casks of a couple
of big goon bags of red wine to put in
the massive jugs. And then it turns out you need brandy.
(11:17):
Did you know that you need brandy?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Well, I actually genuinely have never heard that, but I'm
taking ad for it.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Yeah, it's a bit of brandy in there. A few
other little things diced up, some fresh fruit. Put that
in there as well.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
What do you put in the apples and bananas?
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Apples and bananas, some grapefruit? Oh yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Really? Do you put citrusens? Some feature pears and tomatoes?
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Tomato? Obviously I put tomato in there.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
But there what's the idea behind the san gria? And
you know I'm putting brandy in the sand gria that
people would get steamed and not notice are eating portmants?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
No, no, no, no no. It was to compliment the portmants.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Combo, is it? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:59):
But the thing is I I didn't time it right,
so when they arrived, I was still making it, so
I wasn't cold right, so you'd have warm sangria. Yeah,
because I'd washed the jugs. Yeah, in the dish washing
water or the dish washing so they were really hot.
And I've made the sangria, and the people showed up
and I had these two hot jugs of sand gria. Yeah,
(12:19):
but yeah, how'd it go?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
It went? Really?
Speaker 4 (12:21):
It went really well. Everyone had a lovely time. You know,
you're always nervous when you're hosting. For entree. We made
it like a tabulet salad. They went really well.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
You meant to make it that as well?
Speaker 4 (12:31):
I thought you making the main No, no, but we
always go above and beyond mo.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Sure, the and the tabuuli.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
He wanted to show how loaded they were. Yeah, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Yeah, yeah, And to be honest, nothing says you're loaded
like potato salad, which I made. I just got some
from the soupermarket a tub sort of soon they had
a little ice cream container just open top and as
much as you want. Then that with the porkman's and
then for dessert fruit salad, oh no on the can
and I had just had left over from making the
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same gria.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Oh you just strained it out or yeah, yeah, so.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
We did the two massive jugs. Yeah, I remember them,
and then we pulled the fruit out of that put
that in cherries. Yeah, some of the sweet cherries, you know,
pulled that fruit into a big bowl there, and then
just some French vanilla ice cream.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Nice. I'd like to talk more about this. I'd love
to talk about what kind of conversation you had obviously
a time now, but I'd like to get to the
conversation and whether you said at the head of the
table or not, whether it was old King Keesy.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
It wasn't King Key. Yeah, we can talk about that.
We talked about the show a lot. Actually, oh great, yeah, yeah,
they're all saying how much they hate you on the show.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
The Archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in on.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Radio the Police here on the radio Honarchy Big Show.
This murky Monday afternoon, Let's talk TV.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue. Yes, yes, we
started watching Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Great, the
old school one there. Yeah, because we're just finished reading
(14:17):
it to our daughter there and she's very keen, so
watched about half an hour of that, just chipping away
at the at the end of it.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Did she find it scary?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Not yet, because it's only half an hour into it.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Because is the bit where Jean what's the What's the
Wonker takes them down the river on the boat that
used to scare me.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
There's quite a few bits in there that are scary.
At the end, he explodes at Charlie in a fit
of rage. That's right, it was scary.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
And also when they're all floating up towards the ceiling
fan and then like one drowned in a river of trouffle. Like,
it's just it's quite full on.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
It's very it's very Kids love that sort of stuff,
you know. Nowadays it's all garbage, isn't it. Remember James
and the Giant Peach?
Speaker 4 (14:58):
What doesn't sort of fell the movie you've been watching, yellows.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
I watched The Woman and Kevin ten On a leather.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Shot for an assignment.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
A journalist sees a passenger go overboard, but when no
one believes her, she risks her life to uncover the truth.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Had she go terribly?
Speaker 3 (15:25):
It was tedious boring twenty on Rotten Tomatoes.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
It had guy Pierce, Keyship, Castle Hughes, No, not Castle Hughes,
Keisha one of those.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
But look, there was one of those movies where were
sort of you know, it was murder on board, what's
going on? Who did it? Who'd done that?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Kind of thing? It was just stupid, It was pointless.
Did you watch the whole thing? Though? We watched the
whole thing and just went what what? Why? Did? There
was a waste of my time?
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Where did you watch it? How many busies out of five?
Speaker 3 (15:59):
One busy five? Not even there half a busy? And
when did you watch Netflix? You're really good at sticking
through stuff. As soon as i'm it's clear to me
that something sacks, I turn it off. Generally, it started
off okay, and I was, okay, this could be quite good,
and it does actually have a reasonable cast in it.
But then it was just Kiera Knightley, Kiera Knightley, thank you, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Nice.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
I watched a documentary on the making of Jaws, ah,
because I'd heard a lot about how it was one
of the biggest disaster movies ever, and I didn't realize
it had like four different screenwriters that had passed it around.
The book hadn't even been published yet, and they'd already
turned it into a screenplay, or they'd brought the rights
to turn it into a movie, and then the basically
(16:40):
the executives were just like, I want it to We
want the movie to release pretty much straight after the
book does, so that where we can capitalize on the publicity,
which meant the shark itself, Bruce. They made two of them,
one with the left side of the big mechanical shark
was showing so you could see all the bits, and
then one with the right side would showing so you
(17:01):
could work on it depending on which way it was
attacking on camera. They did fifteen months to.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Get that ready.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Wow, and the studio were like no, no, we're filming
this in May, like two months away. And then it
just kept on breaking. It was designed for fresh water
and they shot it in seawater and it just ruined
all the electrics. It was an absolute shambles. And directing
it was Steven Spielberg, of course twenty seven years old,
and it was so hectic and so stressful that once
(17:27):
he got to the airport to fly and leave, he
had a full mental breakdown with all the stress that
he had been going through. What I check it out
on YouTube. Actually have a look just opened making of Jaws.
It is one of the most interesting things I've seen
in Ages.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Your daughter would love that movie, Mogi. Oh yeah, she's
a big fan of that sort of stuff, especially with
you going to Fiji and stuff. Oh we did. Actually
we watched some shark documentaries rather the weekend as well,
which was good for her because she has had that
at the back of her mind.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
I've never seen Jaws.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
No, I was going to say, you haven't seen Jaws.
That's one of the great movies.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
I need, I love it.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Just might watch the making of documentary and now you've
seen all you need to see.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
But like even for example, there's like an iconic thing
where the shark gets hooked on those three yellow boys.
The reason they did this is because the shark wasn't
working right, so they had a boat like three kilometers
in the distance, so you couldn't see it on the
horizon towing those boys right and the like, and that
almost added to the intensity that you could never see
the shark. Yes, really really interesting.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
It's what you can't see that scares you the most,
you know what I mean? Great stuff, hey, which is
Arctic Monkeys.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Hod Ikey, welcome back here as a bank bones. Hope
you're surviving Monday. You're listening to the big show called
you by.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
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Speaker 2 (18:55):
Hardly. Noah, you know s I've actually spoken to the
managing director of Rieburger and she hates that one. Really
just because of that joke? Is this she You seem
(19:17):
surprised because what you're saying a woman can't run a
fantastic franchise. Who absolutely, shocking bastard.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
It's just that I met the managing director. It was
a bloke. Oh it's bold.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Oh what you're saying a woman can't be shocking bastard.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
He had a mustache just on.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Oh, you're saying a woman can't have a mustache. Shocking bastard.
One man, I'm human.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Speaking of Reburger, giving my I went to Rebigger and
Henderson in the weekend.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I'll be giving a review of it.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
You got to Rebigger all the time, right I do?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:07):
So why are you giving a random review of a
one off chick?
Speaker 3 (20:09):
You guys have said to me, I've even got photos
and stuff to prove it because you always pretend like
I'm not going to reburger, but I always do it.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Four months and you've got a photo stuff, so.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Many photos, and let me just say to give you
a bit of a taste up, the experience was fantastic.
I've just got a few issues and I want to
just clean out and iron out for management, who is
a lovely woman, by the way, and I have full
respect for her, the best CEO I've ever come across.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Any thoughts on that key, isn't her name Grant? You're
saying a woman can't be called Grant man? CAZy?
Speaker 4 (20:55):
No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm so sorry. Oh,
rage Guy's a tune.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
A Hilarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Queen and David Bowie There on the Radio Hodnarkey Big
Show this Monday afternoon. That fellas just discussing the old Fiji,
aren't we boys?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Jesus got some ideas.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
He's a shocking Yeah, he wants to get in early
and start early. Now, Fellas we've all been talking about
a weekend. It was a monumental weekend for old hoody Jake.
Can I use a word, yes, to discuss my weekend momentum.
Now you know that my wife and I are thinking
of moving out. Yeah, in fact, you've had a good run. Men,
(21:33):
Can I say that you had a really good run?
A really good run? And I said to my wife
about a week and a half ago, I said, Darling, yeah,
my love, backbone, my joy, my backbone, ma Wath.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
We've got to stick with us.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
We've got to keep pushing through because you know who
and I we have a tendency to just fall away.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Right, we do? You both do? We both knew? Right,
we both do.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
So I said, no, no, no, you have to think
we have to keep going. And so we had a
very good weekend around the high the house, tiding it
all up, bloody, clearing out all the bush and shrubbery,
discovered the old Pitt cemetery there which we've forgotten. Two
dead cats, dogs, there was about six guinea pegs a peg,
(22:22):
skeletons everywhere. But the concern that I have is that
the place is beginning to look so good that it's
like love it or listed you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
It's like.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
It's looking so good and we're doing all these things
that are making the property look amazing, and we're going,
oh my god, we're going to be in the situation
where it's looking so good that we don't want to
move out of it, you know what I mean. Which
is interesting because for the twenty five years that we've lived.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
There, you know what I mean, you don't worry about.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
It because you know you're not thinking of selling or
renting or doing any of that stuff. As soon as
you do that and you make all this effort, the
place looks amazing, you've.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Let it go and sort of go to ruin over
the course of twenty five years. And the problem, of course,
is if you decide to say, it's just going to
go back to that because you do shocking bastards.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Yeah, well, this is my concern is if we don't
move out of it, it will it will go back to
But here is a very monumental moment. It was my
wife that did it. It was my wife that did it.
Now in our little corridor, is he going through the
front door, You guys will see or you won't see
it anymore.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
But when you come over for the.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Barbie before we move out, we have this mosaic and
it's about probably fifty or sixty family photos and the
little frames, you know, just all over this wall.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
People always comment.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
On how awesome it is when they're walking and there's
just the Hoidy j family history there basically. And then
on Sunday afternoon, I was sitting in the lounge chare
with my hand down my track. He's just readjusting myself
and I heard this dog, dog, dog, dog dog, and
I was like.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
What the is that too late? Easy? And I go
out into the corridor and my wife is.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Removing all of the family photos from the wall. I
can't tell you how significant that is. We're committed now
Australia here.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
We can't. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Yeah, you were saying that she was just removing the
ones of you.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Well initially and then she said, ah, that's better initially
yeah yeah, but then she.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Removed them all. So I know, you guys will be
really excited for me, the fat adventurehead of you. It
is an exciting adventure.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
You know. It's because we have been there for over
twenty years. I'm fizzing about it, you know what I mean.
But I am concerned that the place is going to
look so good that we're not going to move out.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Like when you say amazing.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
I mean, like you guys, you'd be inviting me over
for a dinner party because you'd see my house and go,
I want to get to that place.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
You know what I mean, Kezy place?
Speaker 3 (25:10):
In terms of an actual fact, I know that you're
kind of looking for a place at the moment. I think,
once we're done, we'll let you and your wife come
over and have first DIBs on your house on my
Can you imagine how cool that would be?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Knty and you moved into Hoidy J's house. Yeah, I
mean the foundations are made out of cigarette butts.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
The Hilarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in on Radio Pluto.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon.
The time is five twenty, which means it's time for
the first ever.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
The Big shows cool box top up? Was itm just
confirming it's actually five twenty eight?
Speaker 2 (25:57):
What did I say said five twenty? Come on? I
guess it's your eyes going. Jase got the gun and
you young man, I know forty one and I can't
bloody see a thing. Where'd you find those glasses? Bloody Nora?
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Anyway, get a jacer man, bastard, hell's live?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Are you going to say? Sellers mate?
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Jace? Yeah? Yeah, yeah. What do you do for a
crust mate?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
A few squares?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
A few square?
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Okay, yeah, it's either typing on a keyboard or a tiler, yeah,
keyboard running.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Can you use tools in that case? Jace?
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Yeah, I do a bit of stuff around the house,
having more and more garden tool hitsdrum her yeah. Yeah,
Well today, Jace, if you win, you'll be taking away
the Milwaukee m a team fueled two piece power pack
valued at nine hundred and thirty bucks. It comes with
a hammer, drill driver, and an impact driver as well, man,
and a few other accessories.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Not beautiful, Buddy good? Does that sound now? Keysy? What's up? Man?
What does Jace have to do in order to win? There?
Speaker 4 (27:02):
It's a great question, Jason, that's a great question.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Man. We're going to read out, aren't we Keezy? Correct
me if I'm wrong, ten different tools over the course
of fifteen seconds. The Adjace, Well, we're going to call
it and to rattle them out. Yeah, and then you
have to name us is it five keys?
Speaker 4 (27:19):
You have to remember five of them, yeah, and say
them back to us.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
In fifteen seconds. All right, Jace, all right, okay mate,
all right yourself, all right, mate, here we go.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
It's going to be quick, alright mate, So you're gonna
have to be quick as well, starting with angle grinder.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Anus press, screwdriver, blower, jabberwockie hammer, leaf blower, over the shoulder,
tony hammer.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
Drill, nose blower. Your time starts now, Jace, thrill hammer,
leaf blower, blower, angle grinder. Ah, he's done it away, Man,
it's so easy.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
That was amazing. That was incredible. That was extraordinary. God,
you've got a good memory, man.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Because those those tools as well, though they're just a
standard run of the mill tools. So for having to
remember them like that, Yeah, man, what are clever bastards?
Speaker 2 (28:11):
So good? Jase? How you enjoy that? Man? Thank you
very much. No worry at anytime.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
God, that's easy, isn't it. We might have to up
the amount of tools people need to remember the don't
forget this October and November stuck up on the hottest
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Speaker 3 (28:37):
Fell good bastards at im. They gave us a pack
of our own, didn't they. Fellows with hats and all
sorts in there loving it.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Yeah, you got your m hat on aj I love
a hat.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Yeah, as you know, Fellows. Yeah, it looks buddy good Man,
you look cool.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Thanks Man, really good.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
The whole acting Big Show with Mike and Kyzy. Tune
in week DAYSD four on Radio Hod.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Cool Jam there on the radio.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Hold Lanky Big Show this Monday evening. Now, Fellas, Obviously,
we've been banging on a lot about the fact that
we're going to Fiji this weekend.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Actually, in fact, my daughter just taxed me and said.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
What how does that happen? But we are going on Friday.
It is a golf weekend. I just want to remind everyone.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
There's been a lot of sitter chat about you know,
daries and darsies.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
And all that sort of stuff. I want to remind
you it's a golf weekend. And there's been some issues
about tee off times.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
Well, basically we have to lock in a time that
we'd like to play golf now. Would we like to
play just once on the Satday, you know, not overdo ourselves,
not get all golfed out?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Or do you want to play twice? Sat Day and
Sunday zero times? An option? Probably not?
Speaker 4 (29:49):
You have to play golf?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Oh okay, lock me in for two keys. You want
to go Saturday and Sunday Sunday? No, I think I'll
just go one day, okay, yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Kay old target set D. You want to play twice Jason?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
The rest of you not playing on Sunday?
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Now, I'll play with you. The only issue was, obviously
we we're over in Fiji. It's exciting, you know, we're
off shore and when the big show goes overseas. You know,
we tend to have a little fun at night, you know.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
What I mean? What do you mean at night?
Speaker 3 (30:26):
I mean when you say we tend to have a
little bit of fun at night, it sounds a bit
pervy and sexy.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
I just mean we have a few beers there. We
do response all day as well.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Oh a all day wow? Yeah yeah, a responsible amount
of the day.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
So I don't you know, I don't want to be
playing too early because what's my my to be honest,
my dream tea time is like after lunch, like two
three o'clock.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
What about you, Jace, I'm thinking six am.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
We get in there early, fellows, we play around and
then just go and recline for the rest of the day.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
By the poll to.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Really because that means I have to get a bit
early the night before.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Now I think you play through, Yeah, you just play
through through the whole weekend, right when first night you
get there, you got you know, first night fovere you
go all night and then straight out onto the golf course.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
But it's just it's a really really nice course, like
as a championship course, and it's gonna be really hard already.
I'd love to make it, you know, have a good
crack at it. Give uself the best chance. Oh, you
should go to sleep the night before then for sure,
I'll tell you what you should do.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Well, we'll get there, we'll do the show in the
harbor and then you go straight to bed. Keys Mogi
and I and pug Shan and our winners. We'll just
go hard until you know the setney and then get
straight on the course.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
But the show, because we're broadcasting from there, it's an
hour behind, So it'll be six o'clock, so I shouldn't
have dinner either, just straight.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
To be straight to bed for you service. Wow, mate
again if you want, but i'd get an early night
because you've got a big day the next day. Yeah. Golf, Yeah, okay,
I don't want to be hungover for golf. Yeah, because
you can't be hungover and play golf. Has it ever
had before? Has ever been?
Speaker 3 (32:02):
That would be massively unprofessional? But if you see, if
you if you just carried on through the night into
the morning responsibly, you wouldn't be hungover.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
No, that's right, you're being your prime. You'd be hitting
the sweet spot every time, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Keezy Okay, So we're locking in six am T times.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Yeah, six it's a bit hot after that, gets a
hot over and feed very Also, the wind gets up
the further end of the day you get so in
the morning it's always the breeze is always pretty low,
right Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
All right, what I tell you, I'm gonna lock and
going to bed straight after the show. Yeah, so I'll
be a bit about six thirty. I might order some
room service, get a cheeseburger or something.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Yeah, then I'll be up.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
At sort of four thirty Warman Hoar drivers driving range
and yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Yeah, we'll just we'll just meet you there at some stage.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Keezy, Well, when are you guys playing six?
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Oh? Just see how we go? Eh what.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
But I'm like gone to bed special.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yeah, oh you'll be rearing to go, I'm sure. Keyzy
kesy kesy keysy Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Okay's the Hillarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in on.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Radio Killers there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Monday.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Nothing okay, nothing? What after sex?
Speaker 3 (33:28):
I'd like to discuss with you something that's just been
in the back of my mind. It's something that used
to occur when I was a young fellow. It's a
campaign that I I want to start up again. It
was very much a part of my upbringing and you.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Just you just don't see it anymore, Mogie, and you
want to start seeing it more.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
I want to see it more, and I want to
see it brought back because it was such a part
of my sort of youth. I think I think that
our listeners and the young people would be into.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
It that benefit from it, the younger generation I have.
It's just a new campaign that we're going to be
running unofficially.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Yeah, it's an unofficial new campaign with a big show.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm keen to hear your
thoughts there, Jace. Oh, Pugs is coming in. Oh's got
some sort of gift for Mike. Look at this, it's
some kind of a gift for me, Fels. It's these
little coupons and they allow me to get on the hammer.
So how many has he got there, Pugs?
Speaker 2 (34:27):
So whenever I'm on the wagon, this will allow me
to fall off the wagon. It looks like I've got
about ten or so. Oh good, that's pretty good. The
problem with it is every time I fall off the wagon,
it equates to not one night ends up being a couple.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
Well look what we thought it was. You know, from
now into your next birthday. You've got ten of those
vouchers there, man, Yes, and that basically just allows you
to keep track of things and right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Do I hand them to I've got another hundred here
as well, sweet Airs, I want it every night, you guys?
How good is that? Cheers Pugs? Some baby, I think
when you fall off the wagon, that just counts as
one okay, yeah, all right, So if it goes on
for a hundred days, I'm running out of No, that's
still just one, still the one. And then you have
(35:11):
you have You're back on the wagon for a week
or two, yeah, and then fall off again a few months.
We're going to tell you they're going to be bloody handed. Joseph,
you want a few of these brothers.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
The Wold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod I.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
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Speaker 2 (35:51):
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Speaker 3 (35:51):
I went to Reburger in the weekend there, fellow last
night actually and Hit and Hindo there and can I
just say sensation The food, as always was magnificent.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
How many buzzies out of five?
Speaker 3 (36:06):
I give the food four and a half buzzies out
of five in terms of if you're wanting your chips
and burger kind of you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (36:15):
The interior very very nice. I like the setup that
they've got there, very good.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
There was one criticism I have, yes, and that is
that in the restaurant itself they were playing music, but
then the backbones that were cooking all the food, which
was right next to where you know the setup is,
they were playing their own music. So we had this
crossover of two different types of music going on at
(36:42):
the same time, which I found confusing and slightly discombobulating.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
But apart from that, magnetic So the only boomer complaint
You've got those two types of music in there. Yeah,
and it was confusing me. Yes, I mean it's not
even worth mentioning.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
I mean I couldn't just single out an entire like restaurant.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Yeah, you wouldn't want to get a whole bunch of
backbones fired running the joint. I go, just one lot
of music, fellas, it's too confusing. Otherwise, if you weren't
running the joint you camplain about on National Raid exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Yeah, if you're a backbone, yeah, thanks fellas. But bloody good,
bloody good.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Yeah man, it is delicious you have I just had
a humble cheeseburger and the fries of course.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
My daughter had the Red.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Regent Red Regent Red, that's the one that's my favorite.
She said it was the bar, It's delicious.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
And my wife had some kind of beef burger.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
I can't remember what it was called, but she said
it was awesome, stilly beef. No, it wasn't sticky beef.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Keezy, come on.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
Man, doooosh numb No, this is numb by Lincoln Park.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Seriously, though, the whole archy Big Show was jas Mike
and Kezy tune in on Radio.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Green Day there on the Radio Hold Donkey Big Show
and Monday Evening now Fellows. We had a fascinating chat
on the Big Show Outro today, which is a bonus
podcast that we do.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
It's like a warm up to the show.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
And I was triggered by something that we were talking
about and I'd like to bring it back because it
was a big part of my upbringing and I know,
Mogi for you too, it was a big part of
your upbringing in Kezy not so much.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Interestingly, yeah, not so much. It wasn't something that you
and all your mates indulged in.
Speaker 4 (38:28):
No, I didn't indulge in it. I sort of had
like a hybrid version of it, toned back version of it. Yeah,
it was very rarely brought out. I still didn't have
a lot to do with that either.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Yeah. Well, the idea that I'd like to put out
there to our listeners, and I hope you guys backed
me up on this, is to bring back the brown eye.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
Right, and so just for those listening who have no
idea what a brown eye is.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (38:56):
It's when someone drops their tweeds and class asps both
buttocks in their hands and shows the world their interior.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
So it sort of bends over at the waist, reaches
back by top pools east and west, opens.
Speaker 4 (39:14):
The curtains there, the curtains. Yeah, and you know you
want this to come back.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
Well, it was just such a part of my upbringing,
you know what I mean, at school. I mean, and
we did it so often. It was just there was
nothing gross about it. It was just a fun thing.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
It was sort of like a hello mates. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
totally because it's like a key we tradition very much,
Si and Chips Pavlova brown eye.
Speaker 4 (39:42):
Totally because when I was growing up, it was the
sort of thing you did to poke fun at someone, like, oh,
let's go past and when I was.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Growing up, it was a moon. You make them look
at my moon.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Yeah, it's the sort of thing that sticks with the man.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
Moon.
Speaker 4 (39:58):
So moon is where you do the same thing, but
you don't don't necessarily open the curtains. You keep keep
the curtains closed. You just show them the botox is
the star of the show. Yes, that's right, And it's
quite often like to enhance the moon, you might push
it up against the glass of the prest damn press tam.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
Yeah, back in our day, like the brown eye, because
you sort of think it's pretty gross, but it was
actually a term of affection.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
Right, so you wouldn't do it a someone to sort
of tease them.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
All, like yeah, it was like get a mate, yeah,
brown eye, Yes exactly. I mean some of them were travesties.
Some of them, I mean could be people who weren't
taking themselves taking care of themselves back there regularly and now.
But they went to know that because it's it's sort
of like if you're boarding, you don't sort of know
it until you see a photograph, yes, or someone points
(40:44):
it out to your take to your side and has
a whisper to your mate.
Speaker 4 (40:47):
No good yeah, right, So how do you propose that
the audience brings back the brown eye? Do you want to,
for example, where if you see one of us in public,
or maybe just start with you guys, do a brown eye?
Speaker 2 (40:59):
No? No, First of all, you've got to get the vernacular, right.
You pull a brown eye. You don't do a brown eye.
You pull a brown pull a brown eye. I don't
want anyone doing a brown eye on me, keasy.
Speaker 4 (41:09):
Right, So you want someone pulling a brown eye on yes?
Speaker 2 (41:12):
No, pull a brown eye at.
Speaker 4 (41:15):
Yes, and pull a brown eye at you.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Yeah, yeah, you go, because I.
Speaker 4 (41:18):
Thought it was do a brown eye on you.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
No, no, pull a brown eye. And that's a good
thing about this is I think it's going to catch
on really fast because it's simply something that's been forgotten,
lost to the animals of time. Correct. I don't know
if it was PC gone mad, but it's something that's
just fallen by the wayside. Somehow do you think if
we bring it back, then you know everything will follow.
There'll be television shows, will be merchandised a lot, and
(41:40):
it's just.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
Going to take one person to pull back the curtains, yes,
and then everyone will be into it again.
Speaker 4 (41:46):
Do you think it is PC gone mad? Or is
it just people don't want to see your bumhole?
Speaker 2 (41:51):
I mean there's absolutely there's a case of that. I
mean a lot of people don't like looking at other
people's bung holes. That's just how it is. But some
people and sometimes what you're going to have is a
bit of friendly fire. I guess yes. But what do
you do? Do you protect the few and deprive the majority?
Keysy right, yeah, sometimes me thinks not. Yeah, yeah, right.
(42:13):
So how are we going to start this? I think
probably Paula brown Eye out there somewhere and just take
a photo of it and send it to Kesy Chris
key Nocause on Instagram.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
It's a waste time Paula brown Eye video and then
send it to mister Mike Minogua on Instagram and just
tag him in it.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
If we send it to Hodge Big Show, yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Yeah, send it to how Hodaki Big Show and packs
can go through them and sort them out.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
And you can just sort them out and Jason Pecker
winner the.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Hodichy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune in four.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
On Radio Red Chili Peppers, Great Stuff a Fellas, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:58):
So good, Hey Fellers eight grand diamond engagement ring. Yes please, yeah,
thanks done.
Speaker 3 (43:03):
Well, it's Moggi's birthday. I feel like boy happy that
again that would be they wouldn't mind that.
Speaker 4 (43:15):
Well if we just give him the Diamonds of Richmond
prize for his birthday.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
Well, I knew and your birthday recently wouldn't give you anything.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
So why you did?
Speaker 3 (43:25):
Actually you gave me a box of chips, that's right, eight,
that's right that some other bars.
Speaker 4 (43:30):
That's eight yeah, right, so eight grand engagement that's probably fair.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
That seems about right to me, man, you know, and
I feel the same way about diamond rings as does
about chips.
Speaker 3 (43:41):
Well, I wouldn't be stealing because we'd be giving it
to him, you know what I'm saying, give it to me.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
And I still feel bad about now that I know that.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
You guys, you know, bought your partner's engagement rings and
I never did.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
I feel like a bit of a cheapskateerecent. Where did
you get that? Hat? I was match from some company
or rivalry. You stole it.
Speaker 4 (44:00):
Diamonds are Richmond. They have an eight thousand dollars diamond
engagement ring to be one. If you can hit yourself
in the drawer, hit to Hdaky dot co dot in
zid and we will actually send you out a Hydaky
nudge pad, which is a knee pad designed to send
a message and say hey, about time you drop the
knee and if you do that, you're automatically in the
drawer for that eight thousand dollars diamond engagement ring. I
can honestly say that my engagement weeking was one of
(44:22):
the happiest weekends of my life. Wow, it was amazing,
you know, because I actually made an effort mogy sure,
you know, actually I decided that my wife, my now wife,
was worth making a huge effort and you know, surprising
as well. Yeah, we're done a Queenstown you know, saved
up for ages for the ring, worked really hard. We
(44:43):
went horse riding and then we got to this particular
point and this beautiful helly country dropped the old knee.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
There.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
The lady that was taking us on the horse ride,
she snapped some photos, so it was beautiful. Now I've
got that photo framed now, loud.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Lovely man, that's good.
Speaker 4 (44:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
I was too busy being a backbone, feeding the family
and stuff. I would have liked to have done that,
because you couldn't keep it in your pants, could you?
Speaker 3 (45:08):
Damn? Look, look, I'm prone to being very attracted to
my wife certainly.
Speaker 4 (45:16):
So because of that, you couldn't do that. Yeah, because
I've got the same issues.
Speaker 3 (45:21):
I just didn't have the financial resources and she would
have been appalled had I'd spent money on something as
friendlous as that.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
That's right, absolutely, yeah, because I mean you could do
something romantic, couldn't you. But you couldn't afford that either. Nah.
I'm not going to get into my proposal. Did you
write one of your dad poems? I've actually written here
a lot of poems.
Speaker 4 (45:45):
That it's specifically an engagement, which I've noted she's kept.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
Yeah, this is my wife. Yeah, written here a lot
of poems as well. Yeah, but any poems for your wife?
Speaker 3 (45:54):
No?
Speaker 4 (45:55):
Absolutely not poet Okay, cheesy is not good luck man?
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (46:02):
Hey, Hodaki dot cod on in ZIGGI yourself and the
draw for that eight thousand dollars diamond engagement ring. And
if you go to Diamonds on Richmond at any point
in October so the Hodarky sent you, you'll get a
complementary pair of diamond earrings. With every engagement ring purchase.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarki is.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
Indeed there were moons there on the Radio Hodarkey Big
Show this Monday evening.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
Let's get out some advice.
Speaker 4 (46:32):
Gmail dot com. Get in touch with the failers. It's
a real email address. Get in touch. I really worry
about you guys, butchering the start of the.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Start talking about all sorts of stuff over the top
of the bit you're meant to do. That's what concerning me.
Speaker 4 (46:46):
Yeah, true, it's me. Hey, this piece of advice or
this advice question comes in from anonymous. Get out you guys.
Anonymous here last week, I had my glasses. Today I
do not classic lost glasses scenario. My wife said she
didn't touch them, but I always leave them in the
car glasses slot, you know, above the old head there
(47:09):
in the roof. I always eve them in the car
glasses slot and never take them out of the car.
My wife borrowed the car over the weekend neck minute
call reference missing glasses. She lost her glasses about a
month ago. But denis ever using my glasses while using
my car. I politely inquired about the possible whereabouts said glasses,
but this led to an argument where it became apparent
(47:30):
she has been cheating on me for the last two
years and one of our children might not be mine.
I have moved out and I'm now sleeping in my car.
Have you seen my glasses chairs. Yeah, it's a classic situation.
Speaker 3 (47:40):
Yeah, it is a classic situation. Domino effect I call it. Yeah,
you open one door.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
And then douche doo, douche douche doos.
Speaker 4 (47:47):
Yes, just like Domino's right, you always open a door.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
I lost my pair of glasses. I would never accuse
my wife of stealing them. Well as I know that
it's a can of worms I'm opening. It's a Pandora's box.
And if I found out that she did steal my glasses,
what else am I going to find out?
Speaker 2 (48:04):
You know what I mean? I find that it's never
here failed, it's always I've put them somewhere ninety nine
times out of one hundred and one hundred of time. Too.
I'm a shaka, so I just assume that it's me,
and I'm usually right. Troublers, my wife always assumes it's
me too. Sometimes she's wrong, not often enough. Yeah, you know,
(48:24):
funnily enough, I never misplaced my glasses.
Speaker 4 (48:30):
You're man, Jay, It's really well.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
I'm very careful. I mean because I know how detrimental
it is to my well being. Yeah, to not have
my glasses because I can't read some and so I'm
very ver.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
You'll be hard pressed.
Speaker 3 (48:45):
In the five years that I've been wearing glasses, never
lost a pair once.
Speaker 4 (48:49):
Wow, holy hecker, because you pay top to off your
glasses as well. Totally yeah, right, because Maggie, you are
a shaka. Yeah, now that I know you quite well.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
It's like, yeah, glasses, wallet's keys.
Speaker 4 (49:01):
What about the the other day when that guy messaged
me like, hey, can you let Magie left his jersey
his jersey at the pub?
Speaker 2 (49:08):
That's right now, that was a good but I've been
very good actually with my phone and lost my phone
all my keys. Although today I went to meet some
workers somewhere at the new office, got there and no
no thing on my caring there's no fob, it's not there,
and I wash. That's right. I had a guy working
last week and he was going to put it behind
(49:29):
the counter of the hotel going there. I'm talking him
for ages. Very civil so yeah, they handled it into you.
But again, but you know, but like you're asking me
lots of questions. Here, can you just look in the
drawer for the key. It'll be the key that's in
there that's got the address on it. And he wanted
to keep on sort of talking about why and who
and whatever. Anyway, as a conversation progressed, I remember actually
(49:52):
that I told the guy to take it back to
his own office. And this guy would not have known
what I was talking about, and in fact, it had
never been at the hotel. Right, But I to sort
of go, all right, I'm just I'm just I'm willing
to just forget about it this time, but let's just
try not to let it happen again. When in fact,
I'd bug it up right from the start. I couldn't
(50:12):
remember that i'd handed it over, who I'd handed it to,
or where it had gone. Yeah, so in that case, yeah,
I guess to be a similar situation. Yeah, I was
going to say, you could just blame your wife in
that instance, I'm going to blame this guy's wife who's
been cheating on him.
Speaker 4 (50:26):
Jesus shocker Man.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
The Hlichy Big Show with Jason Mike and Kyzy tune
in on Radiolucky.
Speaker 3 (50:45):
You got your mad Bastards. That's a MONDAYE show. Just
how many sleeps for sleep?
Speaker 2 (50:51):
Still sleep?
Speaker 4 (50:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (50:53):
About three shows?
Speaker 1 (50:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (50:56):
Nice man, that's good from you brother.
Speaker 4 (50:58):
And then we're in Fiji's were a fair to yes?
Speaker 2 (51:00):
Yeah? Hey what is the podcast out tro Quip today?
Keys's good question man.
Speaker 4 (51:05):
My tackles a topic that we've covered a wee bit
here on the sudo, the difference between a moon and
a brown eye.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
There is the difference between a moon and a brown eye.
Because you want to show the brown eye, we did.
Speaker 4 (51:19):
The full brown You did that in private?
Speaker 2 (51:25):
Yeah, just checking out my own amos.
Speaker 4 (51:28):
It was more of a joke about.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
What was it a joke about Geezy? Oh man, I.
Speaker 4 (51:34):
Don't even remember. The weird thing about that podcast is
you know you just forget you do? You do?
Speaker 2 (51:40):
Absolutely do?
Speaker 3 (51:41):
Because I think the first half of the podcast was
relatively tame, and then we got all fired up about
brown eyes as you do.
Speaker 4 (51:50):
Well, I don't know if you do.
Speaker 2 (51:51):
Hey Mogan, what are your plans tonight? I haven't really
got any of My brother in law has just arrived
today from Canadian so he's back, and I don't know,
there'll be some kind of a cake because my daughter
wants one more than I do. Yes, Andy, Yeah, there'll
be about it. Man off to bed, do some work,
not tonight? What about? What are you having for dinner?
Speaker 4 (52:13):
I'm making a tie larb using porkmants.
Speaker 2 (52:18):
My wife's left over, yeah, from your trough on Saturday's.
Speaker 4 (52:22):
Trough of porkmants. My wife's got touch training tonight. Oh
she's playing Touch? Yeah who knew? Because she started working
a new company and they've got a touch team.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
They're shocking Bath, so I've heard.
Speaker 4 (52:34):
So she's got training tonight and they're playing their first
game next week.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
I think so. Right? What is touch training? Just touching
each other? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (52:40):
Touch rugby passing the ball around?
Speaker 2 (52:43):
Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 4 (52:44):
What are you doing tonight, Jason?
Speaker 3 (52:45):
Just chilling out? Then, you know, maybe packing up a
bit more staff? Nah, that's not true, I.
Speaker 2 (52:51):
Do that at all.
Speaker 4 (52:51):
They're gonna watch TV and eat dinner year probably.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
I don't know what what what's for dinner? Though? That's
concerning me.
Speaker 4 (52:57):
What do you texted three to three four eight three
and I'll read it tomorrow night, or what's on the dinner?
Speaker 2 (53:02):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (53:02):
I will okay, Are you gonna wrap us up Yemen?
Speaker 2 (53:06):
Bye?
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