August 12, 2024 • 13 mins
On today's Poddy, we recap the weekend, cover some controversial TV moments and talk the nature of habit.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are you ready to roll? Jason?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yes, Fan of the Hurdarky Big Show podcast, make sure
you check out more from Jay, Smike and Kezy on
your Instagram at Kdarky Big Show.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Into them every weekday on radio.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Can we not talk over it?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Thanks? Mate? I'm just saying how over I am. That
trailer doesn't bother me.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I don't give a shit. I don't like what because
I would like us to choose like a sound for
our show, and I think it should be sort of
in line with the total Nick Tuesday music, like really
like sixy and get a New Zealand, you know, sure,
whereas that's just sort of loud, poppy, you know, make
it so keasy. Well, I can't do anything because I'm
(00:41):
just a lowly afternoon announcer.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
So what you're saying we just dump it on pugsans.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I'm not saying dump on pugsun. I'm saying that it's
probably more of a toddy he you'd have to make
a call on it.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Sure, what do you he's tiding out?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Pigs back now for this top rating podcast?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
It is top rating too huge? How is your weekend, Fellas?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Good weekend? Many spent? What do I do Saturday. It's
been about four hours online with Google support because our
our email network had gone down at Frank Yeah right.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Darnell mentioned something about that it was a good time
emails had been sending or something.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
None had been sending and none I've been getting received,
so and then we couldn't work out what was wrong
with it. And then so I spent four hours. But
that was good at least. The good thing about it
was it wasn't on a Monday, Tuesday. Wednesdays is a Friday, right, Sure,
it was the weekend. It was a weekend. I'd rather not,
but at least it wasn't Efin and Jeff as much.
But years they had been down for about thirty six hours.
(01:50):
So I did that. I went to sky City Tower. Yes,
we'll get into.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
That and the show Skytower.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
We'll get to that in the show. Watched Get Pumped
with the Rugby screamed the house down when we got
fucking smoked in the Warriors game. I did have a
really good weekend. Yes, actually I had fun Saturday.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Saturday night. It's my wife's Nipble prize giving that I
had to.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Go along to Oh you had to, Yeah, I did.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Have to because did I explain it on the show.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I think you were saying that she said that you
couldn't go, but that you'd managed to get a ticket
from somewhere.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, because she was selling tickets. No, the situation was
the girls were all meeting up, the girls as you
call them. There's a team of ten of them. I
think like there was eight of them and me and
one of the boys, one of the other girl's husband's Matt,
who's one of my mates. Yeah, we were just gonna
hang out, watch the Olympics, watch NRL, eat pizza, drink
beers while they were off doing this. And then it
(02:45):
turned out one of the other girls forgot that it
was Nipple prize giving and she'd invited her partner, whose
long distance, to come up for the weekend. And so
she's like, oh, he's just gonna have to like sit
in my apartment while we do this prize giving party
and then I will just get Matt and christ come
three way. And so it was me, Mett and this
other fellow standing in the corner just chatting the Scott
(03:07):
while the girls got really drunk. But then I got
quite drunk as well, and then climbed a tree.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Why did you climb a tree?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Because I was bored. I was waiting for the person
with the car keys was coming. They were taking forever
and there was a really climbable tree. I got up there.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I was just trying to remember the last time I
climbed a tree, probably when I was about five. I
had a good weekend, too.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Crazy.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I thought that was that you went home and you
were saying you were hungover all Sunday.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Sorry Jason, just.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Then laying out with your hands down your pants.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Sunday was a bit of a dusty day. But we
did a whole lot of errands. So we've recently switched mortgage,
our mortgage to another bank, which involves changing all of
our AP's, all of everything, all of our payments to
all insurance ban like bills. Now I have to be
transferred across. And that is a ball ach. That was
me on Sunday. And then the Warriors, which was a
(04:02):
huge ball lake.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah it was, I'll be honest. Actually I completely forgot
they were on, and then I went, oh no, Actually
my wife said, oh the Warriors playing, and I went,
oh god, So I missed the first twenty when we
were down like sex nel or something like that. But
what a match, what a game and tragedy at the
(04:23):
end there, bloody good kick from whoever that fellow was. Yeah,
it was a disappointing weekend on the sporting front. Quite
frankly got decked in the rugby, and.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Only in the rugby.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
The Olympics it was all Yeah, the Olympics were good
apart from that stupid breakdowns shot, yes, and the shot.
But you know, I had a good weekend. My wife
actually went out to a cooking class on set day
night's learning how to with with all her workmates.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
What were they cooking? What genre?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
It was?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Male strippers, Asian fuse.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
And she said, the lady that was running work, the
lady that was running it was really good and it
was actually really useful, And I say, well, we should
start doing that. I'd be into that, well, cooking cooking classes.
That'd be good.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Would you say, we do you mean the big Show?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
No? I mean we could, but no, her and I
we can't. You know, I'd be into that big time.
How to properly cook me?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Or did you? Just as they were halfway through explaining it, yell,
cook the man some iffing eggs.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah, because that's been such a fucking great thing in
my life, such a great moment in my career.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
It's funny because on TikTok people will just upload moments
from TV in New Zealand or just completely other people's
content and say, this is so funny, you can't believe
this was on TV, and then upload it and it's
not their content at all, And it got like there
was one of you doing that came up. I had
a hundred thousand likes, Yeah, not just one hundred thousand
views likes, and it was just some random account guy I.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Can't believe in New Zealand. Head.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yes, so people just upload random ship and so you're
even though you haven't posted, it's still doing the rounds.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, well I I showed it to my mother recently, liken'.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
I don't like to revisit that particular segment of my life, frankly,
and I'd be terrified of what people One of my well, Radar,
you remember Radar who we interview to Radar when he
saw it, he was like, what have you done?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
What have you done? He's quite a clean yeah, he's.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Very conscious of that sort of stuff, and he was like,
what have you done?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Made television history in New Zealand career ending and that
was actually the best thing I've ever done.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
The whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hiarchy, Remember they Big Show podcast. The most controversial
moment in New Zealand in Tellivision history was on Jerry
Show and He's Fine And it wasn't even gay old Gore.
It was the the hist take of a to deal
based pornography called anal Manah.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, which was the hell of the time.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
It's just like and it was just like I remember
watching it and it's the most complained about moment in
New Zealand TV history. He's fine, He's hosting bloody seven sharp.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
He is, He's doing all right on the breakfast show?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Was he on the station?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Wow, yeah, yeah, he must be rolling in it. Absolutely,
dog squad money all both let's not get carried away
like the seven sharp money and then this dog squad money.
But yeah, and then I got stuck into the garden
on Sunday found I had that classic moment at about
sort of ten o'clock in the morning and I went
(07:36):
or we went and did a shop and then we
came back and I was like, I really should do
the lawns and that sort of stuff. And I waved
for about twenty minutes and then I went, no, do
what I hated it?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Isn't it fun? You did hate it? I thought you'd
liked doing the lawn.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Yeah, but they're all they were so long and wet, right,
and it was just not fun and it was just
But it done now. So that's the main thing I
can get back on top with this.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
See I'm the I'm like, I'll be thinking, shit, I
should get out in the garden. In fact, I've got
timber and bark and weed matting and all the stuff
there to frame this garden we've got. And I'm like, oh,
I can't be bothered doing I've got a spear hour.
Maybe I should go do that. I can't be bothered
doing it. However, once I'm out there and doing it,
I'm like, this is great. I should do this every
single day, but I just never do.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
My my garden is so disastrous.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Is this your lady garden or your.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
No, mate, my front garden. I don't really have a
front garden. We do. Actually that's that's quite overgrown with
ferns and ship down the back. It's like as I
said when my when my daughter came up from Australia,
she said, it's like have us in Wonderland out the
(08:49):
back of your house and it kind of air is
So I've just we've just got to knuckle down and
do the hard yards.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Can I say something? I want you to take any offense?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
So my wife hates gardening apparently not? Can I? Well,
it depends what it is.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Is that one of the worst lines say that where
you can say it, but you've got to promise you're
not going to be offended.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Can't I don't know. I don't.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Can I rephrase it? I mean no offense?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
This is just that's good. I'm looking forward to this.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yes, trailer, it's not going to be worth it. The
question is I puture your house not getting a lot
of sun. I put your house quite cold because all
the trees and stuff are overgrown around it and your
house is never gets any sun. Is that true?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
No? Right, heaps of sun.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Yeah, we get a lot of sun, right and like
no offense. Our second lounge, a little lounge is bathed
in sunlight.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Right north face out.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
And we also had a massive tree that used to
be out of the front of the house, which was massive.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
But the massive tree which we we got rid of
and did like all the lounges are flooded with all
the lounges.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Two lounges, you've got three.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
But you do always have your curtains closed because you
hate the sunlight.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yeah, yeah, you just closed all the curtains and punched
darts and watched Last of the Summer White on TV.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I punched darts in my house. Those were the day
I tell you what, man, I wish I could. I know,
I don't. I like going outside to smoke, but it's
good fell It would feel weird if I did had
a CIGGI inside.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I did it pretty recently. Did you have that when
the wife went away? It was good ship.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
You have the doors all open, I did? Yeah, yeah, right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Question is it going to I don't want you to
take any offense to the now. See there was no
offense in that last question. I noticed when you were
driving the other day, j because we follow each other
out of the car park. This is just a genuine question.
When you are smoking, you have your hand on the
roof with the dart in your fingers on the roof,
while driving along like thirty k in traffic bringing your
(11:00):
smoke down?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
What's the idea behind that? Just to keep the smoke
smell out of the car? Yes, right, okay, because I'd
be worried that it would just fly out of my
hand or something.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
No. I griped that bastard, real that.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
White knuckle with it.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Yeah, but I'm trying to not I'm trying not.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
To smoke in the car now, right, Okay, that's what
you qualify is not smoking the hand outside the window.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
No, it doesn't. It doesn't count. Have a puff, But
I'm my big weakness is the one after the show,
and I'll still have that, right? Why does that?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Because it just doesn't?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
I just love it? Yeah, it's it's my second favorite
smoke of the day.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Could you just do have two smokes a day? And
that's it? No, it's like if you either cold turkey,
right or just two a day, one in the morning
and one after the show.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Is that an option? An option?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Not really?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
No, so cold turkey is the only option?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Well?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yes, yeah, okay, it's just so interesting because I just
couldn't smoke because of my asthma. Yeah, and now I
don't know anything about it?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
What about your pest drinking? Could you just have two
every time? Every time you drink? You only ever have two?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I can have two as long as no one else
is drinking. Yeah, sure, So could you just have two
every time you drink? I mean if I had to? Yeah,
I actually could.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
For the rest of your life. No, not for the
rest yeah, hang on, it's the same as for the cities.
It's like, I mean I could on some days, but
then other days I have fifty. Right.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
But the thing with me, if no one else is
drinking and there's no booths in my house, I don't
want to drink.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Right.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Is that the same with smoking?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Or do you feel like shit? I could go for
a smoke right now because I don't feel.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
That way always, right, Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
It's so interesting, man, so interesting.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
They easy.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I find it interesting.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
But but what's my wife kicking me? Now?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Oh? God? Just text me as well?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Oh god, you want to know what she texted me?
Go on, you be amazing, you'd be amazing.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
What was the question? Though?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
I dropped my daughter off somewhere, all right, So she's
taking the purse out of you? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Probably, I see, So she spelt that wrong with poor
grammar as a bit of a joke, like you'd be amazing.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
That's how we communicate via text, right, be amazing amazing.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Instead of you'd be amazing or you are amazing.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
You are okay, So she's yeah, okay, what nice one.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Yeah, I get back to stage. Stage.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Listen to The Hudicky Big Show four toill seven every
weekday on radio.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Holder Tom Parkson is giving me the eye from a
studio v moon, is he Yeah,
Are you ready to roll? Jason?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yes, Fan of the Hurdarky Big Show podcast, make sure
you check out more from Jay, Smike and Kezy on
your Instagram at Kdarky Big Show.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Into them every weekday on radio.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Can we not talk over it?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Thanks? Mate? I'm just saying how over I am. That
trailer doesn't bother me.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I don't give a shit. I don't like what because
I would like us to choose like a sound for
our show, and I think it should be sort of
in line with the total Nick Tuesday music, like really
like sixy and get a New Zealand, you know, sure,
whereas that's just sort of loud, poppy, you know, make
it so keasy. Well, I can't do anything because I'm
(00:41):
just a lowly afternoon announcer.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
So what you're saying we just dump it on pugsans.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I'm not saying dump on pugsun. I'm saying that it's
probably more of a toddy he you'd have to make
a call on it.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Sure, what do you he's tiding out?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Pigs back now for this top rating podcast?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
It is top rating too huge? How is your weekend, Fellas?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Good weekend? Many spent? What do I do Saturday. It's
been about four hours online with Google support because our
our email network had gone down at Frank Yeah right.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Darnell mentioned something about that it was a good time
emails had been sending or something.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
None had been sending and none I've been getting received,
so and then we couldn't work out what was wrong
with it. And then so I spent four hours. But
that was good at least. The good thing about it
was it wasn't on a Monday, Tuesday. Wednesdays is a Friday, right, Sure,
it was the weekend. It was a weekend. I'd rather not,
but at least it wasn't Efin and Jeff as much.
But years they had been down for about thirty six hours.
(01:50):
So I did that. I went to sky City Tower. Yes,
we'll get into.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
That and the show Skytower.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
We'll get to that in the show. Watched Get Pumped
with the Rugby screamed the house down when we got
fucking smoked in the Warriors game. I did have a
really good weekend. Yes, actually I had fun Saturday.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Saturday night. It's my wife's Nipble prize giving that I
had to.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Go along to Oh you had to, Yeah, I did.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Have to because did I explain it on the show.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I think you were saying that she said that you
couldn't go, but that you'd managed to get a ticket
from somewhere.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, because she was selling tickets. No, the situation was
the girls were all meeting up, the girls as you
call them. There's a team of ten of them. I
think like there was eight of them and me and
one of the boys, one of the other girl's husband's Matt,
who's one of my mates. Yeah, we were just gonna
hang out, watch the Olympics, watch NRL, eat pizza, drink
beers while they were off doing this. And then it
(02:45):
turned out one of the other girls forgot that it
was Nipple prize giving and she'd invited her partner, whose
long distance, to come up for the weekend. And so
she's like, oh, he's just gonna have to like sit
in my apartment while we do this prize giving party
and then I will just get Matt and christ come
three way. And so it was me, Mett and this
other fellow standing in the corner just chatting the Scott
(03:07):
while the girls got really drunk. But then I got
quite drunk as well, and then climbed a tree.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Why did you climb a tree?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Because I was bored. I was waiting for the person
with the car keys was coming. They were taking forever
and there was a really climbable tree. I got up there.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I was just trying to remember the last time I
climbed a tree, probably when I was about five. I
had a good weekend, too.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Crazy.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I thought that was that you went home and you
were saying you were hungover all Sunday.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Sorry Jason, just.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Then laying out with your hands down your pants.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Sunday was a bit of a dusty day. But we
did a whole lot of errands. So we've recently switched mortgage,
our mortgage to another bank, which involves changing all of
our AP's, all of everything, all of our payments to
all insurance ban like bills. Now I have to be
transferred across. And that is a ball ach. That was
me on Sunday. And then the Warriors, which was a
(04:02):
huge ball lake.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah it was, I'll be honest. Actually I completely forgot
they were on, and then I went, oh no, Actually
my wife said, oh the Warriors playing, and I went,
oh god, So I missed the first twenty when we
were down like sex nel or something like that. But
what a match, what a game and tragedy at the
(04:23):
end there, bloody good kick from whoever that fellow was. Yeah,
it was a disappointing weekend on the sporting front. Quite
frankly got decked in the rugby, and.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Only in the rugby.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
The Olympics it was all Yeah, the Olympics were good
apart from that stupid breakdowns shot, yes, and the shot.
But you know, I had a good weekend. My wife
actually went out to a cooking class on set day
night's learning how to with with all her workmates.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
What were they cooking? What genre?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
It was?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Male strippers, Asian fuse.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
And she said, the lady that was running work, the
lady that was running it was really good and it
was actually really useful, And I say, well, we should
start doing that. I'd be into that, well, cooking cooking classes.
That'd be good.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Would you say, we do you mean the big Show?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
No? I mean we could, but no, her and I
we can't. You know, I'd be into that big time.
How to properly cook me?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Or did you? Just as they were halfway through explaining it, yell,
cook the man some iffing eggs.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah, because that's been such a fucking great thing in
my life, such a great moment in my career.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
It's funny because on TikTok people will just upload moments
from TV in New Zealand or just completely other people's
content and say, this is so funny, you can't believe
this was on TV, and then upload it and it's
not their content at all, And it got like there
was one of you doing that came up. I had
a hundred thousand likes, Yeah, not just one hundred thousand
views likes, and it was just some random account guy I.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Can't believe in New Zealand. Head.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yes, so people just upload random ship and so you're
even though you haven't posted, it's still doing the rounds.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, well I I showed it to my mother recently, liken'.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
I don't like to revisit that particular segment of my life, frankly,
and I'd be terrified of what people One of my well, Radar,
you remember Radar who we interview to Radar when he
saw it, he was like, what have you done?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
What have you done? He's quite a clean yeah, he's.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Very conscious of that sort of stuff, and he was like,
what have you done?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Made television history in New Zealand career ending and that
was actually the best thing I've ever done.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
The whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hiarchy, Remember they Big Show podcast. The most controversial
moment in New Zealand in Tellivision history was on Jerry
Show and He's Fine And it wasn't even gay old Gore.
It was the the hist take of a to deal
based pornography called anal Manah.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, which was the hell of the time.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
It's just like and it was just like I remember
watching it and it's the most complained about moment in
New Zealand TV history. He's fine, He's hosting bloody seven sharp.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
He is, He's doing all right on the breakfast show?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Was he on the station?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Wow, yeah, yeah, he must be rolling in it. Absolutely,
dog squad money all both let's not get carried away
like the seven sharp money and then this dog squad money.
But yeah, and then I got stuck into the garden
on Sunday found I had that classic moment at about
sort of ten o'clock in the morning and I went
(07:36):
or we went and did a shop and then we
came back and I was like, I really should do
the lawns and that sort of stuff. And I waved
for about twenty minutes and then I went, no, do
what I hated it?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Isn't it fun? You did hate it? I thought you'd
liked doing the lawn.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Yeah, but they're all they were so long and wet, right,
and it was just not fun and it was just
But it done now. So that's the main thing I
can get back on top with this.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
See I'm the I'm like, I'll be thinking, shit, I
should get out in the garden. In fact, I've got
timber and bark and weed matting and all the stuff
there to frame this garden we've got. And I'm like, oh,
I can't be bothered doing I've got a spear hour.
Maybe I should go do that. I can't be bothered
doing it. However, once I'm out there and doing it,
I'm like, this is great. I should do this every
single day, but I just never do.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
My my garden is so disastrous.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Is this your lady garden or your.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
No, mate, my front garden. I don't really have a
front garden. We do. Actually that's that's quite overgrown with
ferns and ship down the back. It's like as I
said when my when my daughter came up from Australia,
she said, it's like have us in Wonderland out the
(08:49):
back of your house and it kind of air is
So I've just we've just got to knuckle down and
do the hard yards.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Can I say something? I want you to take any offense?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
So my wife hates gardening apparently not? Can I? Well,
it depends what it is.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Is that one of the worst lines say that where
you can say it, but you've got to promise you're
not going to be offended.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Can't I don't know. I don't.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Can I rephrase it? I mean no offense?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
This is just that's good. I'm looking forward to this.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yes, trailer, it's not going to be worth it. The
question is I puture your house not getting a lot
of sun. I put your house quite cold because all
the trees and stuff are overgrown around it and your
house is never gets any sun. Is that true?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
No? Right, heaps of sun.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Yeah, we get a lot of sun, right and like
no offense. Our second lounge, a little lounge is bathed
in sunlight.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Right north face out.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
And we also had a massive tree that used to
be out of the front of the house, which was massive.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
But the massive tree which we we got rid of
and did like all the lounges are flooded with all
the lounges.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Two lounges, you've got three.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
But you do always have your curtains closed because you
hate the sunlight.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yeah, yeah, you just closed all the curtains and punched
darts and watched Last of the Summer White on TV.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I punched darts in my house. Those were the day
I tell you what, man, I wish I could. I know,
I don't. I like going outside to smoke, but it's
good fell It would feel weird if I did had
a CIGGI inside.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I did it pretty recently. Did you have that when
the wife went away? It was good ship.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
You have the doors all open, I did? Yeah, yeah, right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Question is it going to I don't want you to
take any offense to the now. See there was no
offense in that last question. I noticed when you were
driving the other day, j because we follow each other
out of the car park. This is just a genuine question.
When you are smoking, you have your hand on the
roof with the dart in your fingers on the roof,
while driving along like thirty k in traffic bringing your
(11:00):
smoke down?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
What's the idea behind that? Just to keep the smoke
smell out of the car? Yes, right, okay, because I'd
be worried that it would just fly out of my
hand or something.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
No. I griped that bastard, real that.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
White knuckle with it.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Yeah, but I'm trying to not I'm trying not.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
To smoke in the car now, right, Okay, that's what
you qualify is not smoking the hand outside the window.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
No, it doesn't. It doesn't count. Have a puff, But
I'm my big weakness is the one after the show,
and I'll still have that, right? Why does that?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Because it just doesn't?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
I just love it? Yeah, it's it's my second favorite
smoke of the day.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Could you just do have two smokes a day? And
that's it? No, it's like if you either cold turkey,
right or just two a day, one in the morning
and one after the show.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Is that an option? An option?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Not really?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
No, so cold turkey is the only option?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Well?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yes, yeah, okay, it's just so interesting because I just
couldn't smoke because of my asthma. Yeah, and now I
don't know anything about it?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
What about your pest drinking? Could you just have two
every time? Every time you drink? You only ever have two?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I can have two as long as no one else
is drinking. Yeah, sure, So could you just have two
every time you drink? I mean if I had to? Yeah,
I actually could.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
For the rest of your life. No, not for the
rest yeah, hang on, it's the same as for the cities.
It's like, I mean I could on some days, but
then other days I have fifty. Right.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
But the thing with me, if no one else is
drinking and there's no booths in my house, I don't
want to drink.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Right.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Is that the same with smoking?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Or do you feel like shit? I could go for
a smoke right now because I don't feel.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
That way always, right, Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
It's so interesting, man, so interesting.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
They easy.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I find it interesting.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
But but what's my wife kicking me? Now?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Oh? God? Just text me as well?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Oh god, you want to know what she texted me?
Go on, you be amazing, you'd be amazing.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
What was the question? Though?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
I dropped my daughter off somewhere, all right, So she's
taking the purse out of you? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Probably, I see, So she spelt that wrong with poor
grammar as a bit of a joke, like you'd be amazing.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
That's how we communicate via text, right, be amazing amazing.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Instead of you'd be amazing or you are amazing.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
You are okay, So she's yeah, okay, what nice one.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Yeah, I get back to stage. Stage.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Listen to The Hudicky Big Show four toill seven every
weekday on radio.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Holder Tom Parkson is giving me the eye from a
studio v moon, is he Yeah,
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