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September 2, 2024 14 mins

On today's show, we talk the changing seasons, dongers and denim-washing.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
Recare you get a you made bastards? Tell you what
fellas another lovely day in Auckland City. Beautiful isn't really
really lovely? Ye? I hang out with some friends over
the weekend and they were going, oh, Spring woo, and
I said, ah, but no, no, no, I did, and

(00:34):
I said, no, Springs actually officially starts on the twenty
second or twenty third. Thing to say, really, And they
were like bullshit, And I said no, and I think
I mentioned you may and I said no, Mowgi told
me officially it starts on the twenty third, and they went,
bulls how does that work.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
It's not tied to the calendar. Rather, the spring spring
doesn't know about calendars.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
They were so outraged. We're in the middle of a
beautiful beach and they went, I'm googling that, oh yes,
and I was right, behold, the main thing, isn't it
And they, for about half an hour just couldn't get
their heads.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
It's a nice thing to know.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah, because Obviously, calendars are a man made thing, and
the galaxy just gives us our our seasons the galaxy
and so to try.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
And see close. Of course they're going to get out
of sinking. Mike.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Do you think at one point maybe they were perfectly
aligned and since then they've become out of alignment.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
With stember one? Yeah? Probably men. Yeah, so that's what
leap years of four a fellas they keep things aligned.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Having said that, you know, it feels like it's spring,
so that's the main thing.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
It's beautiful. It was odd, yeah, it was yeah, and
it was hot at night. It was at night?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
What keesy giving me a filthy look?

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Bee?

Speaker 2 (01:54):
What was that? What are you? What are you suggesting? Key?
You're just in loving or something.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
It was hot and steaming, right, I just I woke
up hot at like four am, Like, man, it's hot.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
I haven't woken up hot in ages. Well that's going
to be. We've taken the douvet, the extra duval for
our bed. That is going to have to go back on.
Whose idea was it? Well I got home and it
was gone, that's right, same thing in my house. My
decision was made on my behalf. Does she gett. Does
she stay hotter at night than you are?

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Remember, yes, because loose will take the extra duve off,
albeit about.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Three weeks before I'm actually ready for that. Yeah, that's
I'm freezing in the middle of the.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Night, like wrapping off a plaster keasy, you know what
I mean. She just takes it allway. She just does it.
It's gone, and then you deal with suits her. We're sautiful.
We're still fully dove and blanketed. That so good that
that blanketed app We may have taken the blanket off. Actually,
my wife and.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
I that you both decided at the same time. We
take it off.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, we do it. Do it as a team.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
So do you take it off as a team as well.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yes, it's a ceremony right for the beginning of nearly spread.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Do you have your doga hanging out?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
My dog's nothing wrong with it.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, yeah, my little medium pace out swinger. Yeah. Sometimes
I have my donga out.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
That's great.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
It varies from you.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
It always looks like a bit of a smug bastard.
Your dog. He's got a habit of gloating.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yes. Look, it's like people that know they're really good looking,
you know. There's a certain arrogance about that. My dog
is like that. It knows it's impressive.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
And he's got a strut, he's got a swager on
his step.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Just a quiet little smile to itself.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Is it's a knowing glance. It winks on itself in
the mirror.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
You know, normally the eye of the donna is sort
of a perpendicular mind, sort of horizontal and a little smile.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yes, really like a little an upturned mouth.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
An upturned out. I know what I'm about. I don't
need to go on about it, but you know, you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Man, so good. Yeah, if your Donga was a pair
of jeens, be levis I reckon for sure? Yeah yeah,
working class.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Works, Yeah, not with the fake cuts in.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Them be three quarters though, and in between shorts.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
And jeans covered covered in oil and hard, hard sort
of graft sort of activities. So yeah, but under Machiv, yours,
under MAO, it.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Was minding something very different. YouTube viewers will be able
to see. Yeah, yeah, if yours was a pair of jeans,
it'll be your wife's jeans that you don't realize you're
wearing until you get to work.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
And fit me really well, yes, have you worn them again?
Since they're my favorite jeans now.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
You wear them all the time? Yes, the black one
as a zip up on the side.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
No, no, they're they're my my over them. No, I
don't really and actual fat just.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
I feel like zip's up the side there. It's a
bit of a statement. I well that on the inside
him or the outside inside should be inside surely. Yeah. Good.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
But these things I don't even know where they came from.
But then my wife said to me the other day,
have you lost weight? And I was like, no, I
don't think so. Why And she said, your jeans are
really baggy, and I was wearing these ones and so
maybe they've just lost some elasticity.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
But you, I'm trying to remember what you do with
your How often do you wash your jeans?

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Well, I've taken your guys advice because i'd go two
days max. Yeah, now I four five days. That's what
I do.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Now they tightened up after a wash.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yes, definitely mine.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Still I still do mine like once every month. No, bullshit,
can't do that. But I mean four pairs of jeans
of food.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
You drop when you're eating, there's no way, silly there's
no way that you have the same jeans on for
a month.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
I have the same jeans on for a month. I
don't wear them every day. I have four pairs of
jeans which get rotated. I'll probably wear each one one
once or twice a week, and I'll watch them once
a month, maybe maybe even once every two months, because
they just don't need to be washed.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
They look fine.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
I'm going to ask your wife about that.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
She doesn't know. Don't ask you don't have to talk
to she doesn't know anything. I'm going to call it fine,
you don't.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
I'm going to call it at night and say, kesy
and he washes his jeans every two months.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
I would love is to overhear you actually calling my
wife and how awkward the conversation would.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
You do?

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Hey, James, can you talk me through your weekend?

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Man?

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Heavy? Father's day? By the way, Thanks, Father's out yet?
There not you zy? Not yet? You've got someone on
the way man? Yeah? Good?

Speaker 2 (06:57):
How are your spims looking?

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah? Having a good question?

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yeah? They they little potent.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Bast I thought you were talking through your weekend me. Well,
we just got onto your.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Is it figurous stuff in their keys?

Speaker 1 (07:11):
I don't know, is it a good pretty lively?

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Is there a good brew you know, yeah brewing there
and the old Testies.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah, I think so, it's like it's pretty lively if
you had a handful of the stuff like she's you know,
it's like vibrating almost.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
It's like, yeah, it's like that that candy rock pop. Yeah,
you're still I like, but yeah, so I think I'll
be sweet as the.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Whole wracky Big Show week days from four on Radio
Hiarchy The Big Show Podcast.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
My weekend was until Sunday morning until Sunday morning.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
The rugby Let's Ruin It for You?

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Well, my wife and I made the decision that we
were going to watch it live, which we did.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Was exciting.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah, it was a good match. Unfortunately, who won Keezy?
We'll do that in sports. So unfortunately, Mogi, my phone
went at two am that morning, went rang. My phone
started ringing at two am and I was preparing to

(08:28):
get up at quarter to three. So my phone rang
and I was like, is that my phone? And then
I sort of grabbed that and the call cut out
and I went It's never a good sign when you
get called at two am in the morning.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
It's very rare. For it to be good news.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
And then I got a text which was from my neighbor.
He said, now, you guys, did you see that you
might have been fast asleep that magnim incredible thunderstorm Saturday
night Sunday morning. It was amazing And basically it was
my neighbor and he let his message was your dog's

(09:03):
going ballistic in the backyard and is really distressed. And
I went, okay, nothing I can do about it, sorry, mate, Yes,
there was that.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
What was the dog not with you?

Speaker 2 (09:18):
And because we left her at home with our daughter
And so then he texted back and said, do you
want me to go and get her and I'll put
her in my house.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
And I said it's nice.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
That won't work. You won't be able to get here,
and she'll keep barking for however long and be freaked out.
So then I rang my daughter about ten times, left
about five texts and didn't get any response. And that
carried on for many, many hours. So I watched the rugby.
Still didn't get any response, and so after the rugby finished,

(09:54):
I drove home.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Did you yes, so the storm's still going but but
she would have had her phone on side, No.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
But she when when my dog barks, you know about it, right,
and so her going nuts in the backyard would have
been fucking terrible.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Jason's dog is the loudest bark in the world.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
It is. Then this story actually gets better. And then anyway,
I get home, going to the bedroom, and she's there
with her boyfriend and looks like that had a good evening.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Great.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
So I'm sitting on the deck at about and you
did not haven't told you this part, Keezy at about
ten thirty, having a darry there and sorry, where are
we now? On my deck on You're at home at home.
There's a little path with the gate on it, and
this I hear someone coming down the path and this

(10:48):
dude comes up to my gate and goes o II
and I went, okay, this isn't going to be good.
Whatever this is. And he said was he was livid, livid,
and he was like, if you can't control your fucking dog,
you shouldn't fucking own one. And then he said it

(11:11):
woke the whole fucking neighborhood up. You and I won't
say what he said, and I went totally, man, my bad,
my bad, breakdown of communication. There was no one here
to look after her. Totally my bad. I completely accepted,
and he settled down a bit and muttered and grind
and then stomped off.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
So that was so what your daughter was there or not? Yes,
he was there. I just didn't care about the dog.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Just had a good night. Yeah, sure, like maybe some
friends over, sure, because she was a who of a
mess when.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
I got But you didn't go back to the beach, well, no,
because when it was a beautiful.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Day, it was a magnificent day.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Is funny because you could probably go straight across the
word at fifteen minutes.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
You can exactly that. But the taxi costs about one
hundred and fifty bucks. But it's not even existing anymore.
But my wife was coming back in the afternoon, so
it was just like, what's the point, mind you. I
was potentially planning on staying after she left, and she
was going to get a lift home with her friend
in night. Yeah, so it was a bit of a bummer.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Once again, and it was once again beautiful day as well.
It was on social media there I was thinking you
had a glorious time, But that was just one photo,
a glimpse in another wise shambolock day.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
It was also very reminiscent keasy of when we went
and on the SAT Day it was a cracking day
and we just went and now fuck this, we're going.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yeah, well did we? Well?

Speaker 2 (12:48):
I did?

Speaker 1 (12:49):
I was too plivid, devastated. Saturday was shiit, yes it was.
But we still have a really Niceturday was a ripper.
Oh yeah, yes, that was great.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
And today's a river. It's this stuff happens, you know,
and you just take it on the chin and move on.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Do you can you get another dog? No?

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Yeah, not a fucking chance. We have to find someone
to look after it while we go away on holiday too.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Do you think the upside is of your dog?

Speaker 2 (13:17):
None? At the moment.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Is that the vibe day? Honestly?

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Oh? Lot? We love her?

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Oh you do, but yeah, what's the upside of Tinket? Well,
there's no downside. She doesn't bark, she doesn't do any
of that. Ship Yeah she's Yeah, she's always been a
great dog, never betting anybody natured.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
You look at her and it makes you laugh when
you look at her. Yeah, because she's so funny.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Look at that's right. I've never seen rude.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yes, year, have I shaved your photos?

Speaker 1 (13:49):
No?

Speaker 2 (13:49):
You haven't, I'll show you one now.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
But i'd like to see her in person. You'd like
to see her in the.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Actually very lovely. When you meet her in person, she'll
she'll bark for about up and then seconds and then
she'll just be all over you.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Yeah she's a colleague. Yes, I'll be friends with her.
I had a colleague.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Hey, listen to her a bit show four or seven
every weekday. Yeah they know, they talk.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah. He died about ten years ago.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Boot Boot. Thanks everyone, Thank you,
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