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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
Thanks mate, Yeah, man, I discovered something, Mogi.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Oh yeah, what about me? All your daggs up your anus.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Know about Kezy? Oh he's got to tell. Ah, he's
got to tell.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
What do you mean to tell?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Hungover?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah? I said to him, how was.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
The the Pie Awards last night?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Keezy? And he went, oh, yeah, it was okay?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, And I noticed when he's massively hungover, that's how
he plays it.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
He goes, how was your night, Keezy?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Ah?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Yeah, I was okay, I'm a bit tired.
Speaker 6 (00:55):
I'm being genuinely serious to Pie Awards last night, and
it could be a symptom of me having gone to
fire of them. I was just like, and also there
was a pillar. I couldn't see the stage the whole night,
and I was like, that wasn't it entertained this year?
It's because I couldn't see anything.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
How could you be what? What is the generally in
the other years when you've been able to see that
that has been entertaining.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
They have big like performers, and there was a mariachi band.
They just because it was at Mexico themed. But last night, yeah,
it was Mexican theme. It was funny because you could
do a direct correlation to that. That's quite relevant to
I was about say, actually you can draw a direct
correlation to the age of the guests and how far
with their Mexican costumes they were willing to go right, well,
(01:36):
the old boys were going pretty houndies on it.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Did they did they say dress up in Mexican garb?
Speaker 6 (01:40):
No, they said don't. They said leave your sombreros at home.
But like there'd be some real old airs dudes there
in the full puncho, fake mustache, full like.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Gimmick Mexican thing. It's quite funny yelling stuff like that's right.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yeah, but it was good to wear. What was the
Supreme Pie Rungy Order.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
There's a bakery that Joe Jury wed Master Joe for
the a SEC used to work out his That bakery
won Supreme Pie first time in the South Island and
it was Sishwan Beef.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
So sish one.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Though was she was from the Philippines. The lady there,
I thought she was out Henderson Way. But anyway, Yeah,
it's a mentor and we'll never have it. I would
love to try those piles that win. I want to
know how good they are. Yeah, totally. I'd beg into
a cess swam beef pie.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
Yeah, I think I've got that right. I don't think
it was a word like that, right, Keezy, A word
like that, please, brother, I spelt similar.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I wonder I think at Google pile Woods Win in
twenty twenty four. Yeah, seems like a lot of work. Yeah,
in terms of hangover now, Kezy, now that you're sitting
in it and you're on the side of it, is
it worth it?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Man?
Speaker 6 (02:53):
I'm not actually hungover all right, I'm sweet as I
had over.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
I probably had three beers, really five.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Including the two I head here in a glass of
wine and that was pretty much it pretty much a
pie on exit. And I took a pie home and
gave it to my wife at like midnight, and she
was like, first, well, don't wake me up.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Secondly, why are you giving me a pie? It's cold?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Oh God? So you were pursed, so you were esteemed No, no, no,
it was bea So when you went in at midnight,
woke her up with a pie.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Hey, babe, I got your pie and it's cold.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
I was like, I got a pie from my favorite
cutie pie and she was like, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Now.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
She was already stirring, you know, because I entered the.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
House a pie. Right, So you were pissed.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I wasn't pursed.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
I was like happy, right, I was just like sort
of floating along with No, I wasn't purst trust me,
I wasn't.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Other people were, oh good.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
You don't want to name names. But I got up
very early today because I was filming.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yeah, what were you shooting?
Speaker 5 (03:59):
And you know, I'm just gonna say what it was.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
It was over it. That's a big, big, top secret
correlevant to the story.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
It's like a big breakfast and it's back.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Right, the whole Lucky Big Show one days from four
on Radio Hurdarchy with the Wacky Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I was banging around and you know, because my wife's
still asleep. And and then, for no conceivable reason, I
said to my wife quite loudly, he was sleeping, Sorry, babe,
did I wake you? And she was like, well, you
fucking have now, and I went, sorry, babe, you want
(04:40):
a coffee.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
No coffee because you were leaving, right.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
No, I was just getting up, getting ready, you know,
get having a share.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
But you're about to leave, so you're waking her up.
And then she's just up and you've gone to work.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
But that's fine. And then what I mean, I can't
can you like if she gets up and leaves to
go somewhere early. No, it's not like you go back
to sleep, is it. No, it's over for the day,
it is it is. Yeah, you've been doing it for years,
got practice?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
I asked her, Really, Wich, I done a level, so
you go back to sleep? And she said, well, no, no,
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Sorry about that, babe, didn't mee again a brother?
Speaker 5 (05:16):
We have been we have been doing for years.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Look, I've reached your point in our relationship. Now she
leaves me. I just think fair enough. Yeah, so you
know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
At our house because my job at crowd Go as well.
We started at eleven thirty.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
It was years ago. Now it's still banging on a bet.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
But I've never had a job that started at like
nine or eight thirty.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yes, years years And how did you get that job? Actually, Keezy,
what do you mean? What do you mean? What do
I mean. It's a pretty straightforward question.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Hang on, I wasn't intern and I was at Georgia
fem right, And I wasn't going to be continued on
because I.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Was ship right at Georgia. Why what were you doing there?
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Promos right, like soast and sizzles and ship and like
picking up stuff and blah and stuff that I would
forget because I'm an idiot and I suck at that stuff.
Attention to detail and really yeah, And then I wasn't
going to basically be continued on there. And then I
saw that one of the reporters at CGW had just left,
so I tracked down the boss guy's email and emailed
(06:12):
him with my CV that I put together and just like,
if you need help, I can start straight away, right,
and I've watched the show for a long time, right,
And he was like, we're under the pump tomorrow coming.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
How good is that?
Speaker 6 (06:22):
And then that night I had a voice package on
TV that I had made and written holy shit. And
then the day after that he gave me a contract.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
So it was it was very much like that was
pretty good, lucky, Yeah, good, but you're only twenty Yeah,
I was twenty. Shit, that's awesome. But you ever heard
that story before? Jack, It's a shame you don't ask
more questions of kes He's got a whole life, he's lived,
you know.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Yeah, Jas you always banging on about your sausages in
the flat and Johnny this and Brendan that, and so it.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Was baby Kesy.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
It was a little Keysy master adventure. But no, no,
no mustache until twenty nineteen. Wow, twenty twenty COVID MOVID nineteen.
But that's what sort of that's why now I always
hustle for myself. Yeah, is because that's what got me
that job in the first place, and that's what got
a job at Hoduck originally as well.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
I'm always just like.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yeah, I never hustle. I just rely on my talent.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
How did you?
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Yeah, But when you're early in the industry, that's why.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
You had that sort of two decade sort of quiet spell.
I'm gonna I've worked regularly, I am gonna get I'm
going to publish, get your CV.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
CV. You guys will be.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Fucking you don't have a CV.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
You go, you go on my agent's website, you go
and look at my fucking jatleography.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
A CV right now, if I a CV, I'm.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
An actor, so that's gotta be my CVR CV.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
They called your credits, I'm saying as an actor, that's
the equivalent thereof right.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
It was a very hard working actor, Magie. For many years.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I struggled, of course, but in terms of it's not easy,
but your most.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Actors, I was pretty well regularly.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Mate, you don't need to tell me your fucking.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
To tell us again within Jason, why can I think
you're a legend?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Thanks?
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Man, We really like.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
And just when you talk yourself up, you go down
to pig or two fucking.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Well.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Funnily enough, after I finished filming, when I was filming today, yeah,
broken Wood, mystere.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
It's the late big breakfast. It's back Jason Lee back together.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
And where I part down a little road there there
was a mechanic place. And as I was walking up,
as I was leaving where I had been filming, sure
watched my car, one of the mechanics came down and went,
fuck me, honey Joy.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
So yeah, I suppose I am a bit of a
legiond that's true.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Such a ship story.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Just it's just my life.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
It was like We were walking to the car park
the other day and we were past the table and
this guy goes, oh, Jason, hoyt you legend, and then
Jason nudges me and go see that keezy, that'll be you.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
One day.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
I was like, you're such a deck chase.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Did I really say that?
Speaker 5 (09:09):
You said sorry? You said if you play your cards
right and step with old ho j that'll be you.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
If your hut.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Keep sending those emails, do those weekend shifts, fella.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I can't believe you wake your wife up at midnight
with the cold pie.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
The funny thing was.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
The funny thing was I said pie for my cutie pie.
And then so she thought that was funny but also
was grumpy because she'd been working up. And then I
left it in the French for her to take to
work and wrote pie for cutie Pie on it with
a vivid When I was steamed being mothers be funny.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
When I was happy. Now you're steamed. No, what is steamed?
Because steams just like you're drunk. That's what fucking steam does.
It's another word for drunk.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
I feel like steams that level of when you're just
sort of operating. Sweet airs.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
All right.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
I was steamed, right, I was steamed. And long story short,
I ate the pie today for breakfast?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
What kind of so you had a pie for breakfast
but you weren't you weren't drunk last night.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
There's a pie. Then I've got an ear for it.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
And I was like, I worry about your dietsy.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Do you.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Actually I'll switch to the hoody ja diet, cigarettes, darts, coffee.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Not anything, nothing until three and then vogels.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
They had a very nice vocals.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Vogels and then a sticky date put in.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
And then wake up at three am for another dirt. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
And I had some more sabby peas today, some.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Half priced sushi.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
All right, let's sign off.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
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