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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast, Get Up Even Closer.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
On Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for for Dogs four
to seven every weekday on radio.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Here can a Fellows Mad.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Dog coming to you live from Full Sight Bar Stadium
and Dunedin for the Beer Festival.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Aren't we feelings?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
We sure are? And I just want to describe this
scene for all the listeners out there seriously. I know
we tend to go a little bit overboard sometimes when
we're on location, but fuck me, what a setup.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Oh my god, Fellows.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, absolutely it is.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
And they put a roof on special for us, yes,
which is a bloody good idea when you've got to
be a festival down here on the green of the
field where so many great memories have been made in
the sporting world. It's made for purpose football stadium rugby, yes,
and I don't know how many of these there are
in the country, to be honest with.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
You, Stay Wims, You're the only one.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Was only covered, certainly, but how many stadiums are even
just purpose built for rugby alone?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, it's always cricket through stock cars, yea stock.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I don't know about you guys. When I find myself
in a situation like this and you're standing on the field,
do you fantasize about being one of the players having
a dash down the sideline they're going for the trial.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
I would, but there's so many great food and alcohol
stands here you just get way laid my mind.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, I fantasize about going for a bit of a
run down the side of those stools there and with
my cap, because you get issued a cup when you
walk in, and it says look full poor, half poor,
or a taster. So every store you can either pay
like a few bucks for a little taster.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
There you go full right in my glass.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
You go full poor every time.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Wouldn't you easy.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Notice over there straight across me, because of course I'm
on the wagon fields. You won't find me with a
drink of me and today. But I've just seen a
margarita stand over there.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
You do love a margarita. I do know that.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Didn't They used to call you agarita Mogi they did, Yeah,
moga rida mogurita.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
That's right, old frozen magarita.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
So I might go and have a look at that
later on, but I won't have any You've got a
whole bunch of gin here as well.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, I was surprised that you got your gins your
spirits going on as well. I bet there's some pretty
tasty brewis Oh.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah, so when you're with your wagon, right, yeah? Is
it just I'm going to save it for the summer holidays.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
I'm saving it for the summer holidays, kisy. I've just
got too much work to do between now and then.
And because I'm not piss fit now. Had I been
drinking all year, I'll be sweet, but I'm not perfect.
So if I drink, I'm just cooked until Wednesday Thursday.
It's just no good for my working week. Man, I
get shame. I get a great amount of shame. I
still work, but I'm lucky that I've got a high.
(02:47):
It doesn't take much to make me feel shame, right, Yes,
And so it's just better if I just don't drink
at all, and then I get my work done and
I'll feel happy.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
One of the things I've I think I've only ever
felt like once or twice maybe is that aim after drinking? Right,
But that's because I don't think and I think we've
talked about this. I don't think I crossed that threshold
of what the fuck did I do last night.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
No, I don't think I have, and.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I don't and I don't do that either anymore.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
I certainly did in my twenties because I just drink
it too oblivion.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, and just wake up it.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Oh God, apologize what a pizza shit. But now it's
not there. It's just that my energy is it about?
It's fifty.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
It is a hangover four days long.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
I can't help it. Like last week you look at
last weekendkiezy, I'm not drinking.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I go home.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
My wife is seven o'class of showered at eight two
o'clock in the morning. I finished up. The next day
we do the cricket. I'm drinking all through the cricket.
The next day we're watching the rugby league. So I
go from not drinking to drinking for three days. Yeah,
it's no good. It is no good, Ma good. So
what I've done today is I've allowed myself a packet
of dart and that's my treat.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
But no booze.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Right, yeah, do you have a treat hood, j I
it was just a treat being here fellas.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Oh that's good stuff from you man.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah, But I'll be a little bit honest with you.
I'm not feeling one hundred percent myself. But it's not
that it's not booze related. I've got some sort of
weird gas and it's causing me a great deal of grief.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I feel like it's either the big sea or just
stress related.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I don't know, but it's right there between my lungs.
It's like a big bubble and it's just very uncomfortable.
I can't quite I can't shake it.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Why don't you get that fella to squeeze me? No too,
I was going to say, pick you up some quickies,
but you could do both.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Yeah, maybe you might as well get Also, Also, if
you drink something fizzy, you might be able to just
burp it up.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Maybe maybe I need to do any to throw.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Me over your shoulder and just pat pat my ass
and you might help me easy.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Seriously, Oh, I will burp you if you need, Okay,
because we're pretty close now, I'll happily do that.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
You won't throw up on my shoulder?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
No, I don't think so. Although I did have quite
a big brunch.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Well no you didn't.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
You had half of a salmon bagel.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
No, I had two a salmon poachees with holiday. You
did both of the I did you did well done,
pretty much all of it, just not the crust a
big boy, thanks fellows.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
The Whoarchy Big Show days from four on Radio Hierarchy
remember with the ha Warchy Big Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
It really is a really fantastic setup. I think it's
my favorite one.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Really of all the beer festival.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, of all the beer festivals. It's just well, there's
something about it being on really lush green grass. Yeah,
everything sort of protected. There's no wind or rain or
any of that sort of carry on. This is a
really good vibe.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
I'd say.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
The only thing letting it down is that it's inter needed, which,
as we all know, is a massive shithole.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Well, if you want a you know, we often say, God,
I wish I lived in this sort of time. You know,
I think I would have liked this time better. If
you want a good taste of nineteen seventies New Zealand,
Dnetan's the place to be, is it.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
There's a lot of like we went for a wee
walk earlier today, make you are you were doing work?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
We went for a walk and there's a lot of strange,
weird shots.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Ah right, there was I tell you what, because we
were we having a yarn about buskers. Oh I know,
actually we're doing that on the ACC commentary, the Wellington
buskers and you sort of back in the day you
knew them all by name. There's about six of them
that are part of the community. There was Blanket Man,
there was Juggle far Balls guy. There was Kenny Rodgers.
There was all these guys who was walking around the
blanket with one busy hanging out lady. So there's a bust.
(06:40):
They were just the homeless people and they're just part
of it, their buskers. But they were also homeless, yes,
but now it's just people on meth that are going
to beat you up. Never lost their personality. But I
was looking through Dunedin today and there was an old
basket out there singing a song.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
You know. He was in his seventies.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
He should have been in some kind of a mental
mental health, but he was and he was on the
streets building out of tune. Horrendous with his guitar. But no,
no complete character. Couldn't sing for ship had a chili
bind is the container for people to put but also
too big, yes, but a real character, terrible at what
(07:17):
he was doing.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Chiliban guy Chilibin like Chilian is like that's his thing.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Yeah, that's right, and people, you know, students will come
past and puke on all.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah, sort of ship.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
But it was really funny because I know the guy
you were thinking of, Keezy, there was a guy there
who was also had his guitar and what's called the
guitar his guitar, oh yeah, the octagon. He was strumming
along too, and and then he was walking past us
as as we were walking down the street, and he
looked at me and gave me the most shit, evil
(07:46):
fucking look.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
But he made the mistake of looking I looked.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
At him, and he was just like, that's what you do.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah, you never look at them.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
You always eye contact the main When I say there,
I mean, that's not what it is.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Not Come on, well, people that are potentially not going
to have a normal reaction to look at them.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
People that are looking for confrontation. You will eyeball them
and do the old up and down the body and
then do the connection.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Well I don't even do the app I just steer
at their downstairs, Yeah, right, which I do.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
I mean that's all we go eyes downstairs and look
back of the eyes and then raise the eyebrows.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
And then as they walking past, I go button mushroom.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
You say that like, oh really, and it's always keasy.
But I mean I looked.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I wasn't sort of directly steering at his eye. What
I looked in his eyes? And I gave him a
little smile, you know, like a little very patronizing man,
you know, like I was saying yesterday, what about you know,
walking past people on the street doing the sort of
eyebrow for the radio.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yeah, I hate it when people do that. And also
the people I do that to usually aren't on myth
But you know, there was a study done and this
is one of those I heard this fact ten years ago,
and it was like where males and females where their
eyes are drawn to as soon as they see someone new,
all dudes look at the crutch of both males and females.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I fellers, I've got to tell you this.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
The other day, Oh God, who did he look at?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I was in a group. This is a true story.
I was in a group situation and I totally innocently
looked at a woman's cleavage. Was well, I it wasn't.
I wasn't peering at it. I just turned and the
(09:37):
height of her cleavage was about my eye height, so
she was quite short.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Then she was.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Quite short, and I looked at her cleavage, and just
at the moment that happened, she looked at me.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Was it at work? Not at our work?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
And I went and I went from her cleavage to
her eyes and it was like, oh no, I wasn't looking.
I mean not you was looking, but it was just
where my eye and a towel.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
But the way I looked at her was she's looking away.
She turns around like she's not looking straight in front
of her. She turns to her right and sees you
taking advantage of the fact that she's looking away. Absolute
eyeful Aruga aruga, classic cord.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
He cheers, and then she was like and she's like,
look at this fucking scum.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
It was just and it all happened in the space
of like two seconds.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Is this a person you're going to be working with again?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yes? Did you talk about it? No? Oh god?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
So what do I do? I go up to her
and I go listen. Actually, I wasn't looking at your cleavage.
It's just that I turned at that moment and I
saw your cleave, but she was at my eye level
and then I looked up. Yes, And it's one of
those situations that's fought because then she's like, Okay, now
you're talking to me about looking at my cleap and
(10:59):
that's creeping.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
You're right, you would be up on charges.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
But I don't know if you front foot it, if
you say, hey, look, can you explain to see.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
What I should have just thrown up? Chase?
Speaker 5 (11:10):
The only got killed by falling falling Nico palm tree
just toppled over and Chase, what a way to go
that would have been?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
There was calmer for checking out that lady's busy.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yeah, totally you had just but was totally innocent.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I don't promise it was innocent.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
The double farms up would have been the one yeah
or the like nod like.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Not bad but not bad into it?
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Yeah, Hey, thanks for listening.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yeah, I reckon.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
You should listen to the radio four seven weekdays on
Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
It's the big show.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Did all those dudes over there wearing that my the
Hoidy j Red chick a.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Ship look at that pointing at you farmers.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I look at the cleaver of John that dude,
Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast, Get Up Even Closer.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
On Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for for Dogs four
to seven every weekday on radio.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Here can a Fellows Mad.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Dog coming to you live from Full Sight Bar Stadium
and Dunedin for the Beer Festival.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Aren't we feelings?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
We sure are? And I just want to describe this
scene for all the listeners out there seriously. I know
we tend to go a little bit overboard sometimes when
we're on location, but fuck me, what a setup.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Oh my god, Fellows.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, absolutely it is.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
And they put a roof on special for us, yes,
which is a bloody good idea when you've got to
be a festival down here on the green of the
field where so many great memories have been made in
the sporting world. It's made for purpose football stadium rugby, yes,
and I don't know how many of these there are
in the country, to be honest with.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
You, Stay Wims, You're the only one.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Was only covered, certainly, but how many stadiums are even
just purpose built for rugby alone?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, it's always cricket through stock cars, yea stock.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I don't know about you guys. When I find myself
in a situation like this and you're standing on the field,
do you fantasize about being one of the players having
a dash down the sideline they're going for the trial.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
I would, but there's so many great food and alcohol
stands here you just get way laid my mind.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, I fantasize about going for a bit of a
run down the side of those stools there and with
my cap, because you get issued a cup when you
walk in, and it says look full poor, half poor,
or a taster. So every store you can either pay
like a few bucks for a little taster.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
There you go full right in my glass.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
You go full poor every time.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Wouldn't you easy.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Notice over there straight across me, because of course I'm
on the wagon fields. You won't find me with a
drink of me and today. But I've just seen a
margarita stand over there.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
You do love a margarita. I do know that.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Didn't They used to call you agarita Mogi they did, Yeah,
moga rida mogurita.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
That's right, old frozen magarita.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
So I might go and have a look at that
later on, but I won't have any You've got a
whole bunch of gin here as well.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, I was surprised that you got your gins your
spirits going on as well. I bet there's some pretty
tasty brewis Oh.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah, so when you're with your wagon, right, yeah? Is
it just I'm going to save it for the summer holidays.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
I'm saving it for the summer holidays, kisy. I've just
got too much work to do between now and then.
And because I'm not piss fit now. Had I been
drinking all year, I'll be sweet, but I'm not perfect.
So if I drink, I'm just cooked until Wednesday Thursday.
It's just no good for my working week. Man, I
get shame. I get a great amount of shame. I
still work, but I'm lucky that I've got a high.
(02:47):
It doesn't take much to make me feel shame, right, Yes,
And so it's just better if I just don't drink
at all, and then I get my work done and
I'll feel happy.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
One of the things I've I think I've only ever
felt like once or twice maybe is that aim after drinking? Right,
But that's because I don't think and I think we've
talked about this. I don't think I crossed that threshold
of what the fuck did I do last night.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
No, I don't think I have, and.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I don't and I don't do that either anymore.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
I certainly did in my twenties because I just drink
it too oblivion.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, and just wake up it.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Oh God, apologize what a pizza shit. But now it's
not there. It's just that my energy is it about?
It's fifty.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
It is a hangover four days long.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
I can't help it. Like last week you look at
last weekendkiezy, I'm not drinking.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I go home.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
My wife is seven o'class of showered at eight two
o'clock in the morning. I finished up. The next day
we do the cricket. I'm drinking all through the cricket.
The next day we're watching the rugby league. So I
go from not drinking to drinking for three days. Yeah,
it's no good. It is no good, Ma good. So
what I've done today is I've allowed myself a packet
of dart and that's my treat.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
But no booze.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Right, yeah, do you have a treat hood, j I
it was just a treat being here fellas.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Oh that's good stuff from you man.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah, But I'll be a little bit honest with you.
I'm not feeling one hundred percent myself. But it's not
that it's not booze related. I've got some sort of
weird gas and it's causing me a great deal of grief.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I feel like it's either the big sea or just
stress related.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I don't know, but it's right there between my lungs.
It's like a big bubble and it's just very uncomfortable.
I can't quite I can't shake it.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Why don't you get that fella to squeeze me? No too,
I was going to say, pick you up some quickies,
but you could do both.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Yeah, maybe you might as well get Also, Also, if
you drink something fizzy, you might be able to just
burp it up.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Maybe maybe I need to do any to throw.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Me over your shoulder and just pat pat my ass
and you might help me easy.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Seriously, Oh, I will burp you if you need, Okay,
because we're pretty close now, I'll happily do that.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
You won't throw up on my shoulder?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
No, I don't think so. Although I did have quite
a big brunch.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Well no you didn't.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
You had half of a salmon bagel.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
No, I had two a salmon poachees with holiday. You
did both of the I did you did well done,
pretty much all of it, just not the crust a
big boy, thanks fellows.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
The Whoarchy Big Show days from four on Radio Hierarchy
remember with the ha Warchy Big Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
It really is a really fantastic setup. I think it's
my favorite one.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Really of all the beer festival.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, of all the beer festivals. It's just well, there's
something about it being on really lush green grass. Yeah,
everything sort of protected. There's no wind or rain or
any of that sort of carry on. This is a
really good vibe.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
I'd say.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
The only thing letting it down is that it's inter needed, which,
as we all know, is a massive shithole.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Well, if you want a you know, we often say, God,
I wish I lived in this sort of time. You know,
I think I would have liked this time better. If
you want a good taste of nineteen seventies New Zealand,
Dnetan's the place to be, is it.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
There's a lot of like we went for a wee
walk earlier today, make you are you were doing work?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
We went for a walk and there's a lot of strange,
weird shots.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Ah right, there was I tell you what, because we
were we having a yarn about buskers. Oh I know,
actually we're doing that on the ACC commentary, the Wellington
buskers and you sort of back in the day you
knew them all by name. There's about six of them
that are part of the community. There was Blanket Man,
there was Juggle far Balls guy. There was Kenny Rodgers.
There was all these guys who was walking around the
blanket with one busy hanging out lady. So there's a bust.
(06:40):
They were just the homeless people and they're just part
of it, their buskers. But they were also homeless, yes,
but now it's just people on meth that are going
to beat you up. Never lost their personality. But I
was looking through Dunedin today and there was an old
basket out there singing a song.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
You know. He was in his seventies.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
He should have been in some kind of a mental
mental health, but he was and he was on the
streets building out of tune. Horrendous with his guitar. But no,
no complete character. Couldn't sing for ship had a chili
bind is the container for people to put but also
too big, yes, but a real character, terrible at what
(07:17):
he was doing.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Chiliban guy Chilibin like Chilian is like that's his thing.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Yeah, that's right, and people, you know, students will come
past and puke on all.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah, sort of ship.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
But it was really funny because I know the guy
you were thinking of, Keezy, there was a guy there
who was also had his guitar and what's called the
guitar his guitar, oh yeah, the octagon. He was strumming
along too, and and then he was walking past us
as as we were walking down the street, and he
looked at me and gave me the most shit, evil
(07:46):
fucking look.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
But he made the mistake of looking I looked.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
At him, and he was just like, that's what you do.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah, you never look at them.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
You always eye contact the main When I say there,
I mean, that's not what it is.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Not Come on, well, people that are potentially not going
to have a normal reaction to look at them.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
People that are looking for confrontation. You will eyeball them
and do the old up and down the body and
then do the connection.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Well I don't even do the app I just steer
at their downstairs, Yeah, right, which I do.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
I mean that's all we go eyes downstairs and look
back of the eyes and then raise the eyebrows.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
And then as they walking past, I go button mushroom.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
You say that like, oh really, and it's always keasy.
But I mean I looked.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I wasn't sort of directly steering at his eye. What
I looked in his eyes? And I gave him a
little smile, you know, like a little very patronizing man,
you know, like I was saying yesterday, what about you know,
walking past people on the street doing the sort of
eyebrow for the radio.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yeah, I hate it when people do that. And also
the people I do that to usually aren't on myth
But you know, there was a study done and this
is one of those I heard this fact ten years ago,
and it was like where males and females where their
eyes are drawn to as soon as they see someone new,
all dudes look at the crutch of both males and females.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I fellers, I've got to tell you this.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
The other day, Oh God, who did he look at?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I was in a group. This is a true story.
I was in a group situation and I totally innocently
looked at a woman's cleavage. Was well, I it wasn't.
I wasn't peering at it. I just turned and the
(09:37):
height of her cleavage was about my eye height, so
she was quite short.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Then she was.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Quite short, and I looked at her cleavage, and just
at the moment that happened, she looked at me.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Was it at work? Not at our work?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
And I went and I went from her cleavage to
her eyes and it was like, oh no, I wasn't looking.
I mean not you was looking, but it was just
where my eye and a towel.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
But the way I looked at her was she's looking away.
She turns around like she's not looking straight in front
of her. She turns to her right and sees you
taking advantage of the fact that she's looking away. Absolute
eyeful Aruga aruga, classic cord.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
He cheers, and then she was like and she's like,
look at this fucking scum.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
It was just and it all happened in the space
of like two seconds.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Is this a person you're going to be working with again?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yes? Did you talk about it? No? Oh god?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
So what do I do? I go up to her
and I go listen. Actually, I wasn't looking at your cleavage.
It's just that I turned at that moment and I
saw your cleave, but she was at my eye level
and then I looked up. Yes, And it's one of
those situations that's fought because then she's like, Okay, now
you're talking to me about looking at my cleap and
(10:59):
that's creeping.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
You're right, you would be up on charges.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
But I don't know if you front foot it, if
you say, hey, look, can you explain to see.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
What I should have just thrown up? Chase?
Speaker 5 (11:10):
The only got killed by falling falling Nico palm tree
just toppled over and Chase, what a way to go
that would have been?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
There was calmer for checking out that lady's busy.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yeah, totally you had just but was totally innocent.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I don't promise it was innocent.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
The double farms up would have been the one yeah
or the like nod like.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Not bad but not bad into it?
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Yeah, Hey, thanks for listening.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yeah, I reckon.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
You should listen to the radio four seven weekdays on
Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
It's the big show.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Did all those dudes over there wearing that my the
Hoidy j Red chick a.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Ship look at that pointing at you farmers.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I look at the cleaver of John that dude,
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