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Speaker 1 (00:02):
For all your men bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
Get up even Closer.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
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Speaker 1 (00:16):
Happy birthdayoo May, Happy birthday, too May.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Happy birthday. Fuck you're old.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Man, not as old as some man? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I know?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
How old are you today?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Forty nine? Whoa? How we do it?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
It's born in the Seventieskezy. Can you imagine that?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Brother? It's crazime can I? Yeah, you are, Jay, I
can't imagine.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
That at all.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
So you're such an old soul, Jase. I would have
assumed you were born in like the early seventies.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Would you even late sixties? I'd go late sixties, late sixties, right, yeah, yeah,
just based on your personality and like you're being an
old sol my personality.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, well it's been said before that I am quite
an old souliees he.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
So you might be right there.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
But happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Maybe guys really appreciate it. Good stuff, mate, that's good stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
What'd you do?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I woke up? I got given my wife made me
a coffee in bed. How good? That never happens?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Really, she's a selfish, horrible son of a bitch. I know.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
She gets up and then she goes, she goes straight
to work, so I make the coffee. Yeah, she's she's off. Fellas.
My daughter brought up me in a card, a very
nice card, it was said in Fiji. She's yeah, that
was about it. My daughter might be making me something
at school. She said she's going to ask the teacher
if she could make me something at school.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Dinner tonight.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I feel like dinner tonight. My brother in Orlando from
Canada imagine there'll be something on the cads. I'm not
yet bothered, to be honest with you. I've got Fiji
coming up, man, Yeah that's my birthday. Yeah, I'm not
too bothered. I've just well, as I've already told you,
but I've waken up with a bloody saw left side.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
And I'm hoping that's going to be all good tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
It's your kidney syphilis.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Well that's my concern, is that it is, but yeah,
hopefully not. I've had this feeling before, but it's normally
been after months of benders. Yeah you know, yeah, that's
not that.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Have you been eating veggies?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Oh damn it.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Because you've been back at the gym again. So you're
not doing the protein protein no veggie scurvy scenario.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
No, no, I haven't been doing that again. What has
been happening?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Not much?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yea, I don't know. I don't know. Maybe. Well this
is it, though, isn't it. When you get old, Jason,
you'll find this out.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I'm not looking forward to it, I can tell you.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Just being sore, I guess, yes, yeah, so that'll be
one of the things.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Man.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Right, So Jason's hell, do you pardon how old you?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Well, you guys have been joking that I'm thirty nine.
I'm actually forty one.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Forty of right, Okay, so you're forty one. Yeah, and
you're already always ifing and giffing about being sore. Yeah,
imagine when you're Murgi's age.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I know, true.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
God, I can only hope that I get there, to
be honest with you.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Because Jason said, a long way off, Jason's heap almost
gave out to that golf.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Jason's like the personification of his house. She's a bit overgrown.
The dick's fucked.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Not anymore, she's not she is looking yeah, sure, Oh,
or the deck is still fucked.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, the deck is still fucked.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
But you know this has been scrubbed down, all the
all the vegetation has been cleared off it. It's good stuff.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
The issue with that is that it all goes back.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Wow, he's going to move out?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah no, because fuck I was iffing and jiff in
this weekend because I've been removing stumps and that's the key.
If you get them root and stem fellas, they don't
tend to grow back.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Right.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
And I've got that mass mass of metal bar which
is I think it's a am I thinking it's Yeah,
I don't know what it's called editing fucking heavy, but
it's effective. But yeah. At one point I picked up
a huge thing of of just vegetation that we've rapped out,
and as I was taking it down and dump in
(04:19):
the back garden, there a massive piece of gorse just
wrapped across my nipple and I was effing and no,
but I had a very thin T shirt on and.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Just went wrapping the fun.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
I was fume, gorse nipple. Yeah, I hate that.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Not good. Hey, I sees it on the agenda today,
but I'm going to put it on the agenda. I'll
want a full rundown of Keyes's Big dinner.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Oh yeah, that should be on there. Definitely.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
No, I don't have to do that now, I'm.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Really absolutely we do we we definitely because you were
very anxious about it.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
I was yeah, yeah, I was went off with that.
A hitch is all I'll say. And we'll get more
into that on the radio.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I get Yeah, it sounds good. Yeah, I feel like, man,
here we go.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
No, I just feel like with Fiji on Friday, we
just flagged this week and just you know what I mean,
I think it's a good idea.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
You know, we change our flights to go today.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Sure, I mean we could ask. We can ask, and
then we don't have accommodation, but we get.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Tony Yle to cover our show.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
No, here's the deal. I'd be happy to do the
show over there.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Oh yeah, I would you know what I mean, I
would do.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I'd be happy and then we just chill out for
the rest of the time together as a team.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah. Man, I'm excited. Good the whole Archy Big Show
weekdays from four on Radio Hurarchy, They Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
What if we had to, like, because it's very last minute,
accommodation be very expensive, maybe we just get one like
four bedroom.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Villa on that with like its own staff.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Ah, sure, thanks.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Man, you can't actually get those. When I was filming
moon over there, you get these little what would you
call them?
Speaker 4 (06:08):
When you say filming moon, you mean shooting pawn. No
filming moon, the Hell's moon tv ah moon tv ah
filming moon. You know when somebody doesn't moon and you
film it.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
People don't do brown eyes as much as they used
to do that. They really don't. They've really fallen by
the wayside. The brown eye that was bigger outdoor. I
used to love a brown eye. That was sort of
your big weekend entertainment. I have a few beers, smoke
for your dats, pull a few brown eyes.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Well, especially if you you know, like on a school
bus or something. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Well, the secret was keys. And you'll know this. You're
a sick bastard.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
You used to grab your cheeks and you used to
pull them apart.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Graphics. See that's where it was different in my you know,
sort of my era. It was just a moon, just
showing the moon, which is just a bum. Graphics.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
That is the difference between a moon and a brown eye,
because you want to show the brown eye.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
We did the full sprown it was. It was a
real stretch apart. Yeah, you do that in private, Yeah,
just checking out my own anus.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
It was more of a joke about because that was
why you're at school, right, what to Paul brown eyes?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
You're right, I mean it.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Was don't happen anymore.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
It was a massive part of it.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
You see your brown eye. It feels like it should
be something we're bringing back on the show.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I feel like you're right. I feel like bring back
the brown eye as a great campaign.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Yes, right, So one of us will have to do
it then to get it started.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Well, since you've never had the you know, the pleasure
by the sounds of it, easy, it should be you.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
No, but I've never had the pleasure of seeing one,
rather one of the masters of the brown eye.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Who's the master brown eye?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I mean we have to have a brown eye off
I guess.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Us and his hairy anus.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
I don't really have a very hairy anus, do you go?
I want to see it?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, but only if you're doing a brownie, if.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
You're brown, and it has to be on like a
bust or something going past.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
It has to be a real surprise. Absolutely, it does.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Yeah, so it has to be a situation where I'm
not expecting it and you're going past in a vehicle
of some sort. How we tee that up.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I think the best thing would be to go up
to like an ice cream van and you go, oh,
have it, and then you look over. Instead of having
somebody there serving you, it's just hoodie js healers anus
and stearing down at.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
You, saggy testicles hanging down the weekend. So what about, like,
because I have never experienced a full old school brown eye,
what about while we're in Fiji, because you have a
golf cart.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
It's a tradition over there. They don't like handshakes or
being tipped kezy. Oh really, if you really respect and
enjoy the service that you're getting, you whip out of browne.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Okay, you know when they you know what do they
called the lays on you? Yeah, the thing to do
there is to immediately pull a brown well if you
are lay and then brown eye.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
I was thinking old all the brown eye, then they'll
put a lay over my brown eye. And then I
was just so that's the ultimate way to do it.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Have you got a protruding? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Have you got a bone as.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
I was wondering what we're going to do for the
next few weeks until Christmas.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
But now I know, Yeah, it's be good seven weeks
of brown eyes least because I want to experience it,
because I've never experienced it, so I need one of
you guys to we need to tee it up. So
I'm like waiting at the bus or something, waiting at
the bus stop and all.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Honestly, I was never a big proponent because I always
found the idea of a brown eye like showing people
your brown eye, discussing, but fell generally it was blokes
who didn't wipe their houses properly to a bull for.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
You, though, wouldn't it to be honest, Yeah, I'm the
same though. I was never a puller of the brown eye,
but it was a keen observer.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
You ever steer in contest of the brown eye?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah? Yeah, who blinks first? That's the trick.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
But you know with old blinks, with old two wipes already,
Jake could be a bit.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Clean, too graphic, too graphic with a brown eye, right,
because how do you do it so that your nuts
aren't just hanging down?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Well, you've sort of got your andies hanging you don't
pull them down to your knees, right, Okay, Yeah, I
saw a guy's ball stick over the weekend. How old,
I gas? I guess we should talk about the steak too.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
How old was the guy?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Did your wife see the well coming up? Forty? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Nice, big bulbous and nuts really bigger than yours, I'd say, so, yeah, like, wow,
there's a big nut guy.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I feel like they are a waste that there are
pants for, aren't they? And that sick because you're kind
of a waste. It's not like anybody needs them.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
I just hate it when I said on them, because
you've got to minute. You've got two moonhoppers hanging on
a commando.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Okay, you were saying, so what is it like? Yeah,
a couple of years ago, it was only a content.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Right, a graphic though.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, good stuff feelings.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Listen to The Big Show four to or seven weekdays,
Big Back.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Bring back the Brown Eye. Yeah, bring it back, bring
it back, I say,