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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcasts,
get up even closer.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
On Instagram, YouTube and ticktu for for douggets four to
seven every weekday on radioreckare.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Let's make the snappy a feelers. I've got golf to
get into.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Well, no, chase, just because you've got a hobby to
go play what everyone else is at work? We've signed
a contract that says we will do it noutro there's
at least ten minutes every day.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a that's fine, it's in our contract.
All I'm saying is just get on with it, right, Okay, we.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Can't speed up ten minutes, I think, is what Chris
is saying.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Well, I mean it's seven that's fine.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
It's not like I've made a booking and I'm not
gonna be late for it.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
What times you're booking nine to fifty two?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Right?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Okay, so it takes what half an hour to get out.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
There, well, half an hour to get home. Then I'll
get my golf tweets on.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
You're gonna be just bring that with you. Gotta be
late then cancel it. You're gonna be You're gonna make that.
Okay nine fifty two, are you kidding?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I still let you know. By the way, we've just
finished the break for show. Yeah, I've just realized I
haven't done my morning ablution yet coming on strong.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
You should have done what I did. I had mine
in advance last night because I knew at the early start,
So I just did my pigs on the air before bed.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
That's crazy that you can do that. I was trying
to do that from into Europe.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, I do remember you trying to do that.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
And you just pick your nose and a way.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
No, I grabbed a bit of here out of my
mustache and shifted a way.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I get a bit of sleep if I do poos, right.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I never do poos before I go to sleep. That's
it's just weird to me.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah. Right, So if you like, let's just say you
ate something really spice and had to do poos before bed,
hold you then not go to sleep because it's too weird,
because it's like I just did poos, I'm not going
to sleep. That'd be weird.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
That's exactly what I do. Keys.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah, that makes sense, you.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Know what I mean. But I've got a very strong
constitution so I'm not like you. I don't have spicy
food and then immediately have an atrocity in a toilet,
you know what I mean, Because that's.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Not a meeting, it's like five hours later. It depends
how spicy the noodles. Where it's always noodles as well.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Just on the spicy noodles. You know how I had
food poisoning the other day? Yeah, yeah, shataki found out
it wasn't the Shataki. Oh, because I remember I told
you guys, I tested like a little bit more just
to see if it would like make my gut sacked
up again like a little bit, and it didn't. And
then I recalled, well, actually it wasn't me, it was
my partner said, oh, what if it was this chicken
(02:26):
burrito from this other restaurant, that fast food that's Taco Bell.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Well, because we're dissing them, so it doesn't matter. Oh okay,
as long as we're not big up in Taco Bell.
Say you got food poisoning from them? So yeah, but
come on, man, did you get food poisoning from Reburger?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
God, no, God, no, exactly, I wouldn't ever, You know why.
It's funny and I'm happy to mention Taco Bells because
I ate Taco bell and the States.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
This is two thousand and eleven. My dad took me
over there on a business trip and I asked, I
was dead deck, can we please please pull on and
get some Taco Bell. I've heard about it, I've never
had it. And he was like, yes, son, we could
do that. So he pulled in and got Taco bell
ate it like maybe like four or five hours later,
same as you. Yeah, just being my guts out. Yeah,
(03:08):
and he was like, yeah, congrats, now you've had the
proper Taco bell American that was what it was.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
And you've got chunder all through the car.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Good one little keezy, a little gezy.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I forgot to ship yourself.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Did you know I didn't ship myself? Jays? Okay, I
chun did? I forgot to I got to read out
this doctor's note on tomorrows show. Can we remember that
we need we need to write we need to lock
in these things for tomorrow show because that is hilarious.
My wife and I were going through.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
You must have hundreds of them, uh not.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I don't keep them usually, but my wife and I
were going through like this, folder of old documents. We've
got most of them like house and Edmond and appliance
manuals and all sorts of stuff. And she just pulled
out this doctor's note. Was like, what the hell is
this and then rid out what the doctor wrote, and
we both, especially her, she was like crying with laughter,
and she's like, I'm gonna send the photo of this
to Pugs and I was like, no, I'll bring it
(03:56):
in and I'll read it. Yeah, it's so stupid.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I did that the other day when I was going
through my Deli draw and you rifling through it. I
was rifling through it.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, this particular dilly, yes, and.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I came across about four or five of my school
reports from primary school.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Why do you keep them with your dillies?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Just in that draw? You know, God, I was an
outstanding student.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
That is such a great yard. So you found your
school reports and you were awesome.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Seriously, seriously, it was like a one a one a
one a one a one serious, yes.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Serious, James kind of give peaked in high school, Jace.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I know, this was like primary school even worse, you know,
And Jason is a pleasure to have them that Jason
has a pleasure to have in the classroom and engaging, charming,
funny young man. What citric citric?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
What point in your life do you think from that
to if and Gifford and sighing all the time.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
That's a really good question, she liked to I think
it's quite running there. So I think probably my mid
about your age, Gizy.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Actually really I think so was it children? Did children
do this to you?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I think it was actually earlier than that. Yeah? Kids, right,
and you're not even and Jeff and at the kids
you're even, and Jeff and at the stress.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah right, Okay, so I'm changed you from being a
charming young man. I would love to admit charming young Jason.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I'd love to admit you guys who have met me
in my heyday.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
We've asked this before, but genuinely, I don't know if
he would have got on or not. Yeah, maybe you
know what I mean, because like when you're younger, you're
a lot more prone to I don't know, being that
guy's weird, you know, Whereas now I'm open to gender anyone.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
I think given his disposition of being very charming and
very funny, would make him have some wolves up that
made it quite hard to get through to him as
a friend when he already had mates. Does that make sense?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Not really, It's Jason's charming and funny.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yeah, we know when he was in his heydays, Ah,
when he was sorry, not now.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yes, I've always been funny, gasy right.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Yeah, okay. The Warchy Big Show week days from four
on Radio Hierarchy. Remember the Warchy Big Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I actually think you know who if I can give
you And this is a reference that the audience won't understand.
There was a young fellow that used to work here
who I was kind of very similar to at that age.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Okay, did he live in a tent for a while? Yes,
because he now oversees your weapon. Yes, you were like him.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I was kind of footloose and fancy free like him
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Right, and then when you had like four beers, would
you unload NonStop philosophy? Yes, at people very much? So
wow you are, yes, a lovely guy, by the way,
very much. Yes that's Tom. Yeah, that's Tom who used
to work Huge Loss. Actually, so that's what you were like.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Ah, he was probably nicer than I was.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I was actually nice. You were quite nice? Yeah, how nice?
Are you now genuinely I'm very nice? Seriously, would you
say you're a really nice bloke, I'd say, now that
I know absolutely you are a nice bloke. Yes, But
if someone meets you for the first time, are you're
a nice bloke?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yes, I'm very My wife and I were talking about
this the other day, how we hate small talk, but
I'm very open m and non judgmental in reality.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, one hundred percent. Right. Why do you hate small talk?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I love small talk.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Because it's just it's small talk. It's just bullshit. But
you know, I'm a talk I'm the sort of person though,
that if I'm in a group of people in a
social situation and no one's talking, I will take it
upon myself to talk to lessen any awkwardness, or you'll
fill the dead. Ear I'll feel I'll fill the dead.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Are I like small talk? I agree with you, Chris.
I think it's a very normal part of life.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
You're talking about stuff that happens with people's day to day,
which is the every day and how we spend our lives.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Why don't we like Jay's here we go? Really? Hey man,
how are you going?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Fine? Things? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
What did you get up to this week?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Not much? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
What about the weekend?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
What do you do? Nothing?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
How's work man going?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
All good?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah, you didn't do anything at the weekend, so you
said at home and did nothing?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Just chilled, just chilled.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Right, that's something we like, did you.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Do you have to be so aggressive? Man?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Small try to small talk with you, you'd be.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I just feel undappreciated. It feels like you're just going
about psyched.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Well it's just no. I've heard that you're so funny
and charming, but you've got these walls up at the moment,
I can't seem to break through them. So yeah, I can.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
See ye appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
It doesn't lead anywhere good.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Usually I'll sort of be like, I'll just I'll try that.
What have you been up to me? And how's your
weekend being? Blah blah? What do you do for? What
do you do for work?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Man?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Do that? And then I say that too forgetting nothing?
Just saw a man? How about the wars this year?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Right?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
And then if they're giving me nothing with that, then
I just sort of packed my bag and leave because
I'm not interested. If you you know, I'm not going
to make an effort. You're not gonna make an effort, Jason,
I feel like you're not making an effort in small
talk situation.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Here's what I'm saying is that I will, in reality
make an effort with small talk. I fucking hate it, right,
but I will make an effort so I won't leave
people hanging right.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
So let's just say, next time with your live show, Yeah,
anyone can come up to you and have some small
small talk chilty chat and you'll be sweet.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
No, I prefer they left me alone. Yes, I thought so, Hey, fellers,
what's up? That's about?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Stop clock watching?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Man?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I'm not doing that, man, I just things to do
today of yard work I've got Can you come help
me with my I've got to say it. I've got
a water blast, but.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Deck, I did that. I don't know you actually? Do
you want to borrow my water blaster?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Actually? Could? I?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
That is that your water?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
But that's my water butler last it actually is ye
one hundred percent. You can borrow it if you want.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Cool.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Can I call you guys on drive today for some content?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah? Man, I've fucking done the show today.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah, you can call me man, because I don't mind
having a small tank.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
I can ask your hands, go man, how's your job
and what you do for work?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah? Absolutely have about them wise this year, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
That's fine, Pas if.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
You want to. But it's on a three way call.
Is that possible? Yeah, let's do that. Do a conference
call with us, a three way All you heard was hey,
listen to the Hiducky Big Show usually four or seven weekdays.
Tomorrow though, we will be on breakfast again six am
till nine. And of course potty is available wherever you
usually get them.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Good staff,