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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, get a your massive backbones. That' sold Hoody Jay
here you mate, listen. Just a bit of a disclaimer
at the front of this podcast, not suitable for younger listeners.
All right, Keysy was disgusting, Pugs was disgusting, Mogi was
just disgusting. I tried to hold it all together, but
(00:23):
my best attempts failed. So disclaimer disclaimer disclaimer for all
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doggets four to seven every weekday. That's right, man, that's
(00:45):
totally true.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
How you guys going good?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I'm really good.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yes, he seemed a good mood.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I'm a good mood.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah. What is it because it's Friday?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
It's because it's Friday. Yeah, heez. He's got every reason
to be in a good mood, don't you. Cause he's
got every reason to being a good Well, I'm glad
to hear it. It's been a great.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yeah, excellent. You know one of the reasons I'm having
one of the reasons. Yeah, got a job.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Oh that's good.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, quietly good one. Yes, various other reasons too. I
was already in a very good. Yeah, I had some
leftover reburger in the fridge.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
They'll get your game save for the show in the fryer.
I ate that.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I don't know that I'm happy about leftover reburger.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Well, I mean eat it fresh, you know, and sizzling
off the plate.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You can't eat a whole Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I actually do struggle, that's true. It's it's ridiculous. It's
because the burgers are so huge these days.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
They're not you know, and.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
It's like.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
All the other fast food joints.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
The burgers are tiny now they have started shrinking, whereas
reburgers are regular sized burgers.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Good eating.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, I mean there's a fair chunk of meating them
to be fu you know, it's not it's not a.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Hell of a log that comes out of your anus.
There have to have eaten a rebigger.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
How do you know about that? Who told you that?
My own experiences?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Man? But yes, I do. I do struggle with a
whole bigger It's true, Well, a whole rebigger just because
they're so massive.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
And do you feel like a bit of a baby.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
No, it's just the way I am. I except just
you know, just you don't have a big eppetite.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Do you not know that your masculinity is directly tired
to help?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Probably? Probably is.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
If it was ass, then you'd be the man man
in the world if it was ass here for sure.
But yeah, but I just.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I want to call it brother, don't. I don't know.
I just don't have a big appetite.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
And it's ass. And then I have a huge mate.
I love me some ass.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Fuck.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
You know what I mean is that's that's all standing.
You guys have a bit of ass, not like you?
Is that I forgot what I was gonna say with
all this. Oh that's right.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
When I was a teenager, you know the Lone Star, Yes,
you know they do big meals. Yeah, traditionally, so like
my family because we're Bogan's. Lone Star was like our
favorite restaurant growing up. And one of my friends, Guy
used to We invited him out for dinner a couple
of times and he can't and he he'd be like,
where are we going? We'd be like Lone Star and
he'd no, I'm more good, And I was like, what's
(03:38):
wrong with those days? It's like everyone in your family
finishes all their meals. And then I just said, the
only one who hasn't finished their meal, yes, because my
family prides itself.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
On finish, finish that meal. Yeah. And he just sit
there with heaps of leftovers. Yeah. I love taking leftovers.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
From I like, I like like, I like a leftover curry.
I love a doggie doggie bag. I had the thing
at school where, you know, when I was a young
fellow and the teenagers, you know what teenage boys are
like when it comes to food, and we had so
fucking little of it, you know that we were starving
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all the time. But my problem was everyone mogi's in
a mood. I can tell everyone would like eat their
meal in about two minutes, just prison eating.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
You get one arm around the plot plate.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
And then.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Every time me and mate Marty, because we were always chatting,
we would be there an hour after everyone else, which
was a bad thing because that meant we had to
clean the well. We just we went fast eaters. We've
always been slow eaters, and so we didn't really and
he went would funk off and we'd be left just
still eating our meal after an hour.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Well, wife was a very very very very slow eater
and then but once you you have a kid, yes,
that ship's gone.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
So you like today, I had a meal with another
person and it was literally a little breakfast burger thing,
and I fucking nursed it and he was nursing his
as well.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
We're both nursing.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
A breakfast burger.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Yeah, yeah, I wasn't expecting to eat and then we
I reckon, if it was just me sitting that, I
would have eaten it in five minutes. But I reckon
it took me half an hour just because I was,
you know, so good it was.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I've seen you eat a reburger and four bites that
is absolute animal.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I've seen you eat ass and three bites.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
No, I know usually it's two once app once down.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Do you have to put a disclaimer on.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
The Whole Archy B Show week days from four on
Radio Hurrarchy.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Remember the Warky Big Show podcast?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
So now I am racist? Yeah, I'm a jazz bot,
I'm sixist and I love eating ass. That is that
they my defining characteristics?
Speaker 7 (06:07):
Now ships, Yeah, that's got stalking on that when coming
out of your pocket.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Right yeah here, I just like it because it's cool,
not cool as hep very flimsy material.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Do I some shorts that I couldn't get me?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Still you're still struggling.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Across the road from the office is half a half.
It's got like three types of shorts, little fucking massive
kind of shorts.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
You have probably just what you just like, some shorty
kind of regular.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
From un It'll be like it'll be like as color.
It'll be like one of those other ones helen Stein's.
And I can't do it online. I need to I
need to fit my shorts.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Helen Steins will be yeah, because I just they'll have
like three peers different colors for fucking thirty bucks exactly.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, that'll be Jason, all right, So just brace yourself, brother.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Oh I know. Look, I'm I'm all set to go.
I'm prepared and ready the baby.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Also, we need to the listeners to something. Sometimes on
the show, and you'll never be able to tell. Jace
will say something like you know what teenage boys are
like with food, and then you'll look over and Mogi,
you will be doing a hand gesture of some sort
that no one else can see.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
They like to masturbate the Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
And it happens every now and then. Just the audience
needs to be aware of that.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah, yeah, just my wife bought me some golf pants. Geezy,
Yeah did you not have some? No?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Oh yeah, you had like chino e things.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, golf pants. Well they're they're kind of like trackies.
But and I walked too late.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
You've just done your golf pants. Come on, man, just
come on, just.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I've just over them while I was eating us. Doesn't
that what you fellas do? This is definitely a disclaimer
for sure. Even Pugs are shaking his head and he's
a filthy bas so.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Were you like, oh, hey, I'll just put my golf
pants on and something.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I can discuss then what Pugs just did?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
What do you do?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I am not even going to tell you what he did.
He would be in deeply embarrassed. Oh wow, Jesus God,
it's not being videotaped.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
How many weeks have we got left? Three weeks now, fellas?
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Yeah, it's December nine, December first on on Monday.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
That's three weeks ago, Fellas. That is so fucked.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Bring it. Bring it.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I am looking forward to a holidays. I'm going to
go down to Wellington. I don't know how I feel
about it, right, it'll be good. But you know what
I mean, Yes, better be fucking good weather. Yeah, what's
the weather like down there? Over summer?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I remember we spent a summer there for Christmas. That's
actually not accurate. We spent about seven or eight days
there and the weather was okay, but again fucking windy.
And you'd be on a beach and the last thing
you want on a beach is wind because there's fucking sand.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
And what about whales being stranded?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I know that would be quite cool. Then you could
save them keeps.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
You couldn't save a whale.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
It's splash water on it. With my with my sand bucket.
I keep them down there, But my little do you
guys do little castles on the sand. Still still like
to build castles.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I don't do anything.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I lie on the beach in the sun, hung over
with my nips out, and then go for a swimming
and I get too hot. And then if there's another
bloke there, might play frisbee or throw a footyball for
a wee bit. Yeah, and that's it, Yeah, showing off
for the ladies. And there was like the go to
and to just throw the old footy around out here.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
It happens out of our window of the studio. Here
there's a couple of fellers here throw.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Around like a couple of Well, the ladies are sitting there,
isn't it great?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yeah? I'm looking forward to fishing and swimming, That's what
I'm looking forward to this. And I'm seeing my girls
and seen them for fucking ever.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Are you going over there?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
No, they're coming here. They no, Well, this is the thing.
They're coming here and then they're going one day. Then
they're going to gigs all around the country.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
And it was like, that's pretty so like, what's that about, man,
it's pretty standard standing.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
You know, they love their music.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
There'll be people in their twenties right now who do
the same thing. They're like, I'll go see the parents
for a day and then I'll go do a million.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
How it is?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Mind you? One of my girls message my my wife
last I said, I really miss you. I mean she
misses her, but I don't think she missus mes.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Yeah, trust you to take a negative from that. You know,
it's just that standard man.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
It's just hurtful.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
It is hurtful, man. But you know you're not there
for you know, I don't know what you're there for.
But have you guys tried to be good fathers?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Do you mean.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I'm very busy.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Hey, this is a big show, four or seven weekdays.
I'll hold up you