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October 30, 2025 10 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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for raw Dogget.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
More to seven every weekday on radio.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Geeze, are you Jason? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Well, I'm just actually looking at the three people out
there on their vapes, and they're all sporting different types.
In fact, I think the woman's actually sharing hers with
another dude, which is kind of sealthy.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Is it a good way to start a conversation, like
when you're out there?

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
And oh what kind of abe you're running? What flavor
is that? Right? You do that sort of stuff? No?

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Well I might ask what flavor are you running?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (00:40):
But no, not sharing?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
No, not sharing. I don't ask you about that. Would
you say, what make I know you're absolutely you're geezing
your eyes out there?

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Fuck it?

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Would you locked on the vape too?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Would you ask what model they're running?

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Probably not. I'm not that interested in bad to be honest, But.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
I was just interested that she shared hers with him
because they won.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
The lady shared it with a strapping.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Bon't won't be the only thing?

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yes, you know, like if I had cigies then I
probably aful one, yeah, you know, the whole one or
just a puff of yours.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
No, I didn't like people sucking on mine.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Is that a thing though?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Should just have a puff on this? It is okay
because I know it is with marijuana definitely.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Do you guys used to do shotguns with the old.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
That was the first time smoke marijuana shoddy?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, so that's the one.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
I love those.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
What's a shotgun?

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Shotguners? Whether you put the joint in the in your
mouth back to front and they blow and it blows
it out there and then you put your hands over
each of your nose and mouth. That's very much like
Thomas was a guy I can't remember his name, but
our lips glanced how high?

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:59):
And you get a thick stream of marijuana ejaculate.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
That as well, depending on what was going on.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Well in a shotgun, you get a thick stream of ejacutary.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Well, when you're there young kezy and you're brushing lips
with a beautiful Samoan boy as I was, you know,
have control.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yeah, it's like you know, the very sensitive sort of
thing that can happen there and you end up ejaculating.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Have you guys ever had the like the Forest gump,
You know when Forest gumps in the room with jin
A and then he prays here all over him. So
have you have you guys ever? It's called doing a
pug son? Have you ever had one of those?

Speaker 4 (02:41):
I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
I'm not, I can't really wasn't. It wasn't as bad
as as Forest, but certainly the first time I made
love was it was.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, but like from it's so amazing just even thinking
or being you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yeah, we you a bit of a hair trigger your
first time there.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Looking for old he's running out a hair trigger. You
here on the swivel. That's what the girls used to say.
Neither was neither was cafeteria.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
That was actually the opposite.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Man.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, just my first time still hasn't finished yet, still
going yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Well Jasons is still making its way out of that
massive downstairs.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah, it's disgusting. I'm so bringing this up.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Jeez.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
I remember it very well. I do.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah, but I won't go into details. I'm not telling
you your name and.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
It was at an old boys' school. Yeah, well that's true,
and these things can happen. Yes, I was going to.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Make a joke there, but I'm not should I make
it anyway? And then Pugs can beep it out if
he thinks he should do you know, does that every
be beaped out?

Speaker 3 (03:56):
The only one of the only complaints we've ever had
about love made I.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Think we should beat that out is when I mentioned
my school three hundred and thirty Pugs and some of
them also.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
And it wasn't even a controversial thing that we were talking.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
About, but also they complained and it was yeah, yeah,
And it was just about me playing with my balls
while I was doing a speech, right, isn't it? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:20):
And I was like, well, what's wrong with that? That's
actually true?

Speaker 2 (04:23):
The whole Ky Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hurarchy, remember the Warchy Big Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
You know.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
I saw an article the other day because the BSA
is now trying to was looking at reviewing a complaint
that was made about the platform with Sean Planket, which
is only on the internet. So p until this point,
it's been if it's on the internet, about it, Yeah,
that's right, a bit of a world west. But this
guy wrote an article about it and he was going

(04:54):
back through all the BSA complaints and he said that
Jeremy Wells is the most with twenty.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Eight from eating Media Lunch.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Well a whole bunch of different things, but one of them.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
One of them is the ane and the one who's final.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
The farming. He's dot to like the prostitute one with
the camera on the head. And now he's on seven shows,
no shortage.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
There was one real shocker when Hodak he used to
be up on cook Street and he was and he
was doing a magic he was doing a Mike Hosking
thing and.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
What do you say? It was very good though.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
It was about Maldi people and yes, that's the proverbial
ship hit the fan.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
And I remember talking to I think he's been that.
You've been literal, yes, but you're satirizing somebody who's the
right wing. Don't you fucking get it?

Speaker 2 (05:44):
But all it takes is one person to get it
and then boom.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
But I've never I've never seen anything like that occasion
where he was getting serious threats.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
What about day old Gore like when when he got
serious threats?

Speaker 1 (05:58):
And then what about the one where they rang up
Ben ben Stokes mother.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
They put that was a shock that was a guine
because that wasn't then being clever or anything. It was
just sort of all.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
They didn't have a pug sound there to spoil to
go hang on.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Isn't it amazing when you think and we've never had
any complaints, Well we've had we would have had lots
of complaints.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
But when you cut the head off the sheep that
was pregnant very early doors the SPCA got involved, I think, yes,
And then that's why pitch At kind of died to death.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Well it wasn't why we just ran out of but
also you're not going to do it? Was the point
because of that?

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, because I remember Todd being like, you've got to
stop pitch and it was on the back of.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
That it.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Seems weird that we would have listened to him.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
We we now have meet Patty NEPs anyway, so if
a pit question comes, we're still going to have a picture,
which is great.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
It is a precarious It's funny, you know because back
in the day, I used to freak out about so
much stuff, and now I'm like, whatever is.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
This a you chill?

Speaker 4 (07:07):
This is me chill.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
When I was starting off gizy, I was not chill,
and there were many times when we were doing oh.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Fuck can you?

Speaker 4 (07:18):
But then I would fret about it for days.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
But the thing, like the weird thing with Jerry Roh,
He's got all those complaints and then you have a
y on him and it's quite often the most boring ship.
You're talking about cricket and day to day stuff and
getting really interesting trains and his favorite trains are and
running a train, and then he's got the most broadcasting complaints.
It's like it's fucking bizarre for anything though, isn't he Yeah?

(07:42):
He is.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
And if you're not, you know, pushing the edges, you're
not doing your job, you know what I mean? Well,
you know, I think there's certainly times we're on the
fringe of things. I think times where I've gone well,
you know, like the slap slop slap.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Oh the squirting. Yeah that's fine though, that was.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
Yes, that was hilarious, But you know I fretted about
that a little bit.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
To be fair, I feel like you fret about the
weirdest ship.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Yeah, yeah, you're a big fretter.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
If you had been talking about squirting in your relationship,
would you have been all g would have.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Been totally all g because it was a mistake and
it was very funny as if I was like my
wife squirted on me and I fully meant it. Then
we've got something that yeah, yeah, that was great.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yeah, man, that's good. Go sick to so late at night,
feelers exciting, sick the Solly whereabouts? Is it sick? They
spark arena there, yeah a few times now. The last
one I went and saw was was it? Was it? Oh? Yeah, yeah,

(08:56):
I went and saw them the last time though, Yeah,
I didn't really rate it neither. And then I think
that Disney Disney, and I saw something came and that
was Yeah. There beat out that for me withold your
Pugs on man, thanks brother. I don't know what this
one's about, but I love it.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Bet that one out as well.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
Yeah, yeah, sure love it. But sorry, sorry, sorry about
that good stuff, you know, once you get it in
your head.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Friday tomorrow, fellas, Yeah, how.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
Good we've got.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
We've got a big couple of weeks coming up here. Man,
We've got yeah, we've got Halloween tomorrow, Wednesday. You've got
your give or take, you've got your your guy fawks.
Then we're off down to dunaydn done eating that.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Mm hmmm, I'm going to be f all that time too.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Oh, here we go. You've got a central character of that.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
And I was still into my wife last night.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
And it's like, you know, when you get in that
situation where all your weekends are filling up and you're like,
hang on, hang on, can we when do we agree
to that?

Speaker 4 (10:18):
Are we doing that? Are we?

Speaker 1 (10:19):
And fuck?

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Because I kind of like the idea of my weekends
being free.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, I know, and I sort of I've got the
commentary on SETI there, and I sort of forgot about
that rule that you've got, and I was like, I
meant to be anyway. It doesn't matter. I'll be loving it.
Dead rubber, Jase, I'll be doing a dead rubber so
good man, I love a dead rubber.

Speaker 6 (10:38):
I've got nothing on this weekend. Good Ship, Just get pursed,
can help yourself drinking. I know you're saying that, but
because you're a peace I'm not like you, guys, man,
I'm different.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
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