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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good cheery man, I'm worried about you, hear him?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Man who his headphones really loud?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Man?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh god, for all you lead bastards loving the Big
Show podcast Get Up Even Closer.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
Four to seven every weekday on radio.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
H Yeah, yeah, man, that's the way we do it. Yeah, okay,
Jason down.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
No, I'm fucking great. I'm just I'm sort of bizad
out by this weird weather.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
We're haaving. It's been very odd. It's freaky.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
It's moody, is how I describe it.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
And because I was outside filming and then it was fine,
and then went into a room for an hour and
then came out and it was a hurricane and I
didn't have an umbrella and I had to walk fifteen
minutes back to work. Yeah, and as I was walking
past the sky tower, got struck by lightning. Did you
it did?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah? Oh man, you are good?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Was an I was saying to Keysy just before that.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I was at home. It was one o'clock.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah, and suddenly it was black. It was like ten
o'clock at night. And then everything was nothing was moving,
it was completely still, and then there was the most
enormous thunderclat and Jezz just went everywhere right. Yeah, she
(01:25):
was standing in the middle of the lounge and I
was saying to Keysy, you know how cats do that?
Literally jumped straight up in the air.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
It was like fucking hell yeah, even I got a
bit of a even you, I mean the jiz all
over me as well.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Did Jezz almost hit the roof? No, didn't jump that high.
Cats can jump fucking high.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I actually was.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I quite enjoy watching videos of cats freaking out and
jumping on people and smashing the shit out of the place,
you know, pulling everything down around them.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
It's good stuff, man, It's one of the main reasons
Steve Instagram. Hmm, cat shit.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Do you want to talk us through your last fifteen minutes?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Do I want to do it here or on the
show on the radio? Best? Why I've got my phone
because I was just going to put it into the show.
I don't know, sham I don't know, Well it is
a Shambl's keys and I'll tell you what, well, I
might as well do it here. It'll kill five minutes.
We yesterday I went to leave and I was like
oh fuck, I forgot my Sonny. So I come back in.
Thanks baby, I come back in, can't find my sunglasses,
(02:28):
come back and weak into the studio here. So when
I was leaving the studio here last night, couldn't find
my sunglasses. Leaving the air PAGs is helping me, as
missus is helping me. Can't find them. Fucked If I
know where they are, then I'm backtracking. I'm thinking, did
I ride my bike here with my sunglasses on? I'm
thinking to myself, I don't remember rain hit my little
sunglasses because it was raining. I don't remember that. I
(02:50):
feel like I remember that, but at the same time,
I do have the worst memory in the world. Yes.
So then we went to work today. I was like, oh,
there must be at work. Go to work. Go and
have my eyes tested. They didn't test my brain. Yeah,
go shopping keys you. I've got some shorts man, Oh nice,
Thank god for that. Went and put them in the
car on the way back in my car park. So
(03:12):
I've got my key right at the stage. Then I
go back to the office, bagger around all day. Go back.
Now I'm off, I'm leaving to come here, to come here,
get up to the car, no key, You fucking I'm
going to walk all the way back, which isn't too fake,
go walking back still, it doesn't matter. It is annoying.
(03:34):
It is because it's fucking my timing. Now. That's when
I said I'll be ten minutes late. Ten minutes late.
So they're actually on the way there. I was like, oh,
that's right, my sunglasses and I had a look at
the office. Not at the office. I stopped off at
a place where I got something to eat yesterday, said
if you guys seen the sunglasses? They said, where you
leave them on the table outside? I said maybe. They said, oh,
(03:54):
they'll be gone yeah. He goes, oh yeah, they forget it.
So then I went that's when I found out the
car no good. Go back to the office, search high
and load for the khaki. No fuck knows what the
hell fuck knows where it is, no idea. So then
I leave and then I'm walking past the hotel around
the corner where I had to get the key to
get access for some traders a day before to another
(04:15):
building down the road. So I go past the hotel.
They've got the keys. I've been in there to pick
the keys up off them yesterday this is your office.
Keys another office down the road right, and then so
I went picked head, went in there a couple of
times yesterday I thought I was what past? I thought,
oh fuck, I'll go in there and see if they've
got my sonnies. I'm just throwing hail mirrors at this point.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
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Speaker 1 (04:46):
I go in there, I say, and I'm running late.
Now I've tixted you guys, fucking lost some khakes. Yes,
go in there, I say, I've lost my cake, my sonny.
She says, oh yeah, what kind of She goes away.
First of all, didn't She comes back and she says
what kind? And it's like, have you got any sunnys? Man?
So I tell her the kind? When did you lose
(05:07):
them yesterday? Like I told you, where did you leave them?
Just here? She comes back, She got my sunglasses?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Right, So, okay, it's good.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
So those sunglasses I bought them about a week ago,
having lost the previous peer. All right, yes, so now
I've got those sunglasses back. Now what they've done is
they're tied to tag there. I've got fucking eleistic right
in the corner and the hinges, which is a prick.
They should have put it there. But I'm very grateful
to have them, very very grateful because, as I said
to them, you've saved me having a very difficult conversation
(05:38):
with my wife.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
What's the value explained that I can't tell you. Keasy
really nice ones. They're good, They're good, They're better than
I deserve. Yeah, and I've left them. On the Saturday,
I went, I saw a mate. I went up to
the bar twice to order a beer. Both times I
leased my sunglasses on the bath. Wow, it's not looking good, man,
It's not.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
It's really good. The other on Sunday morning, I got
the coffee. I poured a coffee, took it into my
bedroom for my wife, poored a coffee, put the coffee
down beside. She comes in, we have croissants and beard
read the paper. Yes, she goes, did you bring my
coffee in? I was like, I honestly don't know, and
she goes, oh, here it is, and then she goes
over to it and looks at it, and she goes, oh,
and you poured it as well. So I had taken
(06:18):
it and they put it on it be it side table,
poured it, put the other coffee on my bedside table,
poured it. Had no recollection whatsoever of doing that. It's
not the first time of the last.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Week when you're doing these things. Are you thinking of
other stuff? Obviously?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Side your mind must be easy. I can tell you, man,
you're asking the wrong guy.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I know, but I'm just trying to eke more out
of this so I can try and wrap my head around.
I know, you must be thinking of like a lot of.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
A million things. Probably you don't.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Realize you've got you know, those shorts you brought.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah, I dig gone, they didn't even exist.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
They're on your head now. The key imagine that?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Oh my god, Yes, I don't know. The key isn't toughye,
what's a real prick about it? Of course, keyzy is.
It was a broken key, so I couldn't attach it
to my key ring, right remember that?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Hang on?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Can I just have you found the car keys? Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Okay? Key? Oh okay? And when attached to the key ring, yes,
and so Keysy and I had a discussion about that
last week.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Was a short discussion when you were in the room.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Okay, and then so I ordered a new one I've
trade me, I've trade me. So that turned up yesterday
or the day before, the idea being I would have
assumed that it would turn up and you could take
the blade off your existing key and the interior of
your fob to unlock your door and put it in
the new one.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
It wasn't one of those ones, was it. The blade
had to stay in.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
The blade day, isn't it. So it was a blade
so completely unusual, completely fucking useless to me. Chucked it
in the bin. So that was twenty bucks and four
days waiting for that. So anyway, just a bit of
a shambles Fellers. But on the bright side, I've got
a car park. It's just going to stay in the
car park, and I've just got to it's some guy
to come around. I've had two prices so far, one
hundred and seventy five plus GST or three hundred and
(08:04):
fifty key to get a new key. Yet Yeah, yeah,
come on, Kezy, this is your staff.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
This is this is unflexable.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, I'm not. I don't need it flexed keysy. I've
been like this for a long time. Yeah. This reminds
me of when you left your your passport in the
hotel at FIGI. Yeah, and I had to save your ass.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
The good thing about Mogi, though, is he's used to
being like.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
We're that doesn't stress out. Yes, it's just so. I
find it interesting and moldly concerning. And this is going
to be my life.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yes, I think you just said it like you just
need it slow down. I've got too much to go
on you No, but your brain just needs to go right.
I'm making coffee. Here it comes, I'm pouring the coffee.
I've got the coffee. Yes.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I think what I have to start doing is never
taking my sunglasses off. They just stay on there. Yes,
I am mesh.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Yes, yeah, that's funny. Do some mindfulness training, Yeah, be
prison in the moment, magie.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Do work on your laptop.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Do some work. Thank you keys, I'll do that.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Just just focus on what fucking look at that one
thing at a time.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Focus on full look at that.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
You got distracted by the rain.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
It's fucking perssing down, It.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Is pissing down. What color were your shorts?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
What color? There are a variety of shorts, man, any
of them are sisks. So yeah, but I know that
they're there. That's what's slightly frustrating because I know the
key is in my office, right, but I just didn't
have time. So I think what I'll do is I'll
go back tonight and I'll spend some time looking.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yes, And often when you're what happens when I mean
you're saying you don't get stressed out about it, But
when people are in that so they do get stressed
out about it, and they go and they lose kind
of what they're doing.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
And in fact, and I was stressed out about it
because you know, by the time I got here, I
was over it, but in the moment I was. And
the thing for me is really big things in my
life don't bother me at all, but little things like that, Yes,
they really fucked me off because I get really annoyed
at myself. Yeah, you fucking idiot.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
What if you start doing the old spectacles, testicles, wallet,
and watched good idea?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Literally like, well, well, interesting, love, I'm going to have spectacles.
I'm going to need to start doing it. Spectacles are important, Yes, testicles,
I'm not that bothered about wallet, Yes, wallet, Yes, what
was the other one? Watch?
Speaker 4 (10:34):
All?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I lost that? You can also you're wearing the other
you know about that told you so I was moving
all that ship or that furniture that got knocked off somewhere.
Fucking shambles me.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
It is. It's shocking. You can just buy really cheap ship, sunglasses,
sunglasses twenty.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
That's bad. It's not bad. It's not good. Stick on
my wallet, which is a fucking miracle.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Some of the other stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Okay, you see.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Good stuff. Man. How you listen to the Big Show
four or seven weekdays. Yeah, let us know if you're
an expert and being a dumb fuck, what.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I can do.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Yeah, yeah, get in touch.