December 16, 2025 • 10 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, should I run it for.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
All your men bastards loving the Big Show podcast Get
up even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and TikTok.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
For raw duggs for to sit every weekday on radioc.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Yeah, man, yeah, baby, Oh my gosh, you're here.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
He isn't bothered with my head. You can't be bothered.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I'm talent now, so I don't really half PAGs they
call them. I don't really do that piece of ship
pugs they called. That was actually the old me. I'm
changes now you're dude. Yeah yeah, how good? How good?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Somewhere in Jerry's earphone or there we go. That's why
here's a map. So loud was right, because you can't
hear ship.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
In these rights, okay, because you put our hear.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
You louder in the room than I can. And the
cans are you kidding? No? Far out? What have you
been doing? Maggieland man, My daughter was the last day
of school today and she was sick. That's why she's
not here. Oh really yeap, So she was sick but
went into the office, got a new screen, put in
(01:06):
a new monitors that for you or is it like
on the wall on a wall touch screen monitor thingy.
So I was in there for that, and then I
put a new desk in the podcast studio and then
it was just in there tool one or two. You know.
Fuck yeah, it was fucking sick actually moving some desks
around a bit of a rearrange, you know what I mean.
(01:32):
It was good, fucking rules. I'm really looking forward to
not being here and seeing new counts for all. I'll
tell you that. Do you know what? Now?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Seriously, hand did you know?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Today?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
I got up and I was like, I have I
have two jobs today. One job is to broadcast to
the nation. The other job is to buy my mother
in Lauren oven Mitt well.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
A very small, very small percentage of the nation.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
The nation of North Kylo. And the other job was
to get my mother in Lauren oven.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Mitt Yes for Christmas. Yes. Once. The one well, it
would be the joint one.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
It's like it's like a long ribbon joint together and
you hang it over the the oven handle. And I
got as far as waking up, having a shower, getting changed,
and then googling the Farmers that I was going to
go to Farmers and then got distracted, started watching something,
started chanting with my wife went out into the garden,
(02:25):
started watering the lawn, started doing a few things like that,
and then got called in for a work and I
PROMPTU work lunch. Really did you head up Mogi? They
did ask me if Mogi would be there?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
And what did you say? Probably not? Its hard for
me to be there if I haven't been invited.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Out of curiosity that if pugs An had messaged you
at eleven thirty saying there's a work lunch as well,
you wouldn't have been able to.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Count counters, know, because I had my second daughter with me.
If not, because it would have been well, I had
at the office and traditionally left. Ye know, it makes
perfect sense.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
You and Jason, you know, it's always like nah, we
don't Yeah, And so I didn't even get the oven.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Done, no jeez.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
So hopefully you can do the other thing broadcast to
the nation.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, yeah, if not, you'll dock steck. Jeremy has been
given was this that'll be? I'd say, well, no, it's
a bunch of gifts. Yeah, and assuming his hat.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Oh, this is a part of the secret sounder that
we're going to talk about.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
This. We are going to get into that on the show.
The hats were brought in by him and I for
the breakfast team.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yes, terrible. All the beans fall out of it.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, that's why she came really, Yeah, because it was
Lincoln beans beans.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Yeah, so is that the one she bought the other day?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
We're into that is one of them.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
She brought two and it's already Leacoln beans.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
It was likencol beans like out the gate when she
got back. The worst sex scene is a hecky sex sack. No,
I've never seen I've never seen a hecky sex sec before.
And it does resemble the Woolen Ballberg.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Yeah, freaking it's so good man.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Yeah, do you guys genuinely yesterday? Right, this is me
being serious Mogi for.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
A second, serious Magie. I'm listening. It's really serious. But
you let my message. If I'm on my phone and
I'm like doing something, she won't talk to me. She's
like to listen to me. What I can I get
that I can listen to this.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Because I have myself all the time.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
So if my partner goes on her phone, I will
not really that's rude me, no, because I know that
she won't catch it. And I've just leant there, and
so it's fine if you want to go on your phone,
that's cool.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
But when you're not, I'm going.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
The Whole Wracky Big Show week days from.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Four on Radio Hiarchy.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Remember the Whole Wracky Big Show podcast. Yeah, when I
was in the kitchen, I was just carrying a glass
of water. Midway through our show, I heard two really
loud bangs coming from that little lobby out there with
the liftser. I was like, Fuck, someone's dropped something on
the ground. And then I was just like, based on
what happened yesterday in Australia, I was like, genuinely, for
(05:16):
a split second, I was like, what if someone's coming
in here? And I at that moment I actually had
a genuine like shiver of like through my spine and stuff.
I was like, oh my god, what if it is happening,
just like a split second. And then I had a
decision to make, which was do I come in the
studio and let you guys know, or do I just
go into the makeup room and hide and cower?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Right, And you chose neither of those?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Tell no, because I walked past and checked the door
in the makeup room and it was unlocked and then
so in my head, I was like, so that is
the case. I will check that and then come and
be like, guys, come with me, come with me to view,
and then we're going there. But then, is that how
you're supposed to do it or am I supposed to
alert everyone?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Do what? Were you supposed to do it? Something for himself?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
You're not going to be able to cool the already
or help other people unless you're a spot to do that,
thought it.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, certainly that's the way it would be approached on
the show.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
So you think we'd come back and then do a
bit of a but it was the first time I've
ever had like a shiver of genuine terror go through
me for a split second, something that I knew wasn't happening,
but I was just like, holy fuck.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I think we get slightly desensitized to I mean, like,
obviously we're in New Zealand, we are in a very
privileged position, But I think there is a risk that
we often forget about. Like you remember when we had
we've had people outside the windows. Yeah, I mean, and
like not necessarily that they were dangerous at that time,
but there's a potential that they could have been because
we are exposed to the public, you know.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Yeah, and what if we're just sitting here and they're
just light old mogi up and we're.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Just watching Jesus risk. We were taking, you know what
for the big show. Well, what are you going to do? Anything?
That's rights?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
That wearing bulletproof vest.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
That's good, idea, fitty styles, you know what I mean? Yeah, No,
there's no point worrying about this ship.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
It's funny because at our old workplace, our producer had
a dream that a gunman went through sky where I
used to work. And his dream was like it was
kind of it was like a classic dream where it
was kind of murky, you can sort of remember it.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
But he said the.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Most vivid part was that he came into the Crowdgo's
Wild office where we worked, and Andrew Mulligan stood up
and went like wait, no, no, no, and then the
gunment lit and he said it was like slow motion
from Tropic Thunder and he was just like fuck and
then he went into week.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
The next day, I.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Told Marles and we thought it was so funny. He's
like everything else was murky except for it was just
the most like.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
You've got to use that time to get away. You
getting mode down like that, so clear to me that
it was all over. Yeah, Maggie's on his pushy.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Where is your pushy?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Well it's perssoning down with the at home. Have you
been riding it? Yeah? Man, loving it bicycle. It's great.
I'd still have to get a helmet though, which is
a bit of a pain in the air. Okay, what's
that noise? Was the helmet? That was? It was more
than have you.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Got an earror message on your computer?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Mokey?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Sorry nope, because it's not mine. It's not mine either.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Mine's on mute mine. It could be Hardy J's computer
because he never switches it on. Maybe it's the thing
possibly just but sorry anyway, Helmut.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Chat the helmet. Yeah, so there was a helmet when
I went and got my bike service, and it was
worth almost double the cost of the bike. Yeah, I'm
looking to protect you not you want your helmets? Look skuks,
well these ones were bad. Yeah yeah, but then there's
another one. Oh that's all right. Have you got anything?
(08:48):
And have you got it in black? It's like now
they only come in white. It's like, yeah, that's how
they get you it's like you don't look like I
want to look like a funk that we're in a
white helmet? So you paid two hundred and fifty old
white helmet? Yeah, but I do have to get one,
although I think I'll lift my bike in the rain today.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Damn it, Mogie, it's an old bike, man, look after it.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
It's going to rust.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
It's like me and my trucky Man. You don't drive it.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
In the rain. I can handle it. But yeah, yeah, yeah,
avoid it. We're possible. Yeah yeah, Hey, fellas, can we
wrap it up this week? What are the chances? Can
we just end?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Just wrap the whole week?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
The boss was going away, isn't he's away on Thursday
from Thursday morning? Yeah, it feels like we should just
pick it up.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
What do we do just play the chilies? Do we
just say here's the chilies and then just play an
entire album?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
What wouldn't happen if we just didn't turn up? Probably
get sacked?
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Oh yeah, true, they'll be there, Yeah, they'll be there.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
It's pretty cut and dry. Yeah, would be a warning.
I reckon you show you've got guys, You've got to
you've got to come to Why don't we do some.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Wacky radio content with Mogi tomorrow. We all agree as
a bit of a radio gag that you just don't
turn up.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Yeah, sure, we just see what happens. Okay, cool Friday
when we're gonna do breakfast.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Man might just be you mean the Pug Show. Yeah,
you should do days as well, Man.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Bik not to come in listen to the Big Show
four or seven weekdays radio hodarchy, except for on Friday
when it's the Pug Show.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Thanks for listening.
Okay, should I run it for.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
All your men bastards loving the Big Show podcast Get
up even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and TikTok.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
For raw duggs for to sit every weekday on radioc.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Yeah, man, yeah, baby, Oh my gosh, you're here.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
He isn't bothered with my head. You can't be bothered.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I'm talent now, so I don't really half PAGs they
call them. I don't really do that piece of ship
pugs they called. That was actually the old me. I'm
changes now you're dude. Yeah yeah, how good? How good?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Somewhere in Jerry's earphone or there we go. That's why
here's a map. So loud was right, because you can't
hear ship.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
In these rights, okay, because you put our hear.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
You louder in the room than I can. And the
cans are you kidding? No? Far out? What have you
been doing? Maggieland man, My daughter was the last day
of school today and she was sick. That's why she's
not here. Oh really yeap, So she was sick but
went into the office, got a new screen, put in
(01:06):
a new monitors that for you or is it like
on the wall on a wall touch screen monitor thingy.
So I was in there for that, and then I
put a new desk in the podcast studio and then
it was just in there tool one or two. You know.
Fuck yeah, it was fucking sick actually moving some desks
around a bit of a rearrange, you know what I mean.
(01:32):
It was good, fucking rules. I'm really looking forward to
not being here and seeing new counts for all. I'll
tell you that. Do you know what? Now?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Seriously, hand did you know?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Today?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
I got up and I was like, I have I
have two jobs today. One job is to broadcast to
the nation. The other job is to buy my mother
in Lauren oven Mitt well.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
A very small, very small percentage of the nation.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
The nation of North Kylo. And the other job was
to get my mother in Lauren oven.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Mitt Yes for Christmas. Yes. Once. The one well, it
would be the joint one.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
It's like it's like a long ribbon joint together and
you hang it over the the oven handle. And I
got as far as waking up, having a shower, getting changed,
and then googling the Farmers that I was going to
go to Farmers and then got distracted, started watching something,
started chanting with my wife went out into the garden,
(02:25):
started watering the lawn, started doing a few things like that,
and then got called in for a work and I
PROMPTU work lunch. Really did you head up Mogi? They
did ask me if Mogi would be there?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
And what did you say? Probably not? Its hard for
me to be there if I haven't been invited.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Out of curiosity that if pugs An had messaged you
at eleven thirty saying there's a work lunch as well,
you wouldn't have been able to.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Count counters, know, because I had my second daughter with me.
If not, because it would have been well, I had
at the office and traditionally left. Ye know, it makes
perfect sense.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
You and Jason, you know, it's always like nah, we
don't Yeah, And so I didn't even get the oven.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Done, no jeez.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
So hopefully you can do the other thing broadcast to
the nation.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, yeah, if not, you'll dock steck. Jeremy has been
given was this that'll be? I'd say, well, no, it's
a bunch of gifts. Yeah, and assuming his hat.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Oh, this is a part of the secret sounder that
we're going to talk about.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
This. We are going to get into that on the show.
The hats were brought in by him and I for
the breakfast team.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yes, terrible. All the beans fall out of it.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, that's why she came really, Yeah, because it was
Lincoln beans beans.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Yeah, so is that the one she bought the other day?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
We're into that is one of them.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
She brought two and it's already Leacoln beans.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
It was likencol beans like out the gate when she
got back. The worst sex scene is a hecky sex sack. No,
I've never seen I've never seen a hecky sex sec before.
And it does resemble the Woolen Ballberg.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Yeah, freaking it's so good man.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Yeah, do you guys genuinely yesterday? Right, this is me
being serious Mogi for.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
A second, serious Magie. I'm listening. It's really serious. But
you let my message. If I'm on my phone and
I'm like doing something, she won't talk to me. She's
like to listen to me. What I can I get
that I can listen to this.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Because I have myself all the time.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
So if my partner goes on her phone, I will
not really that's rude me, no, because I know that
she won't catch it. And I've just leant there, and
so it's fine if you want to go on your phone,
that's cool.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
But when you're not, I'm going.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
The Whole Wracky Big Show week days from.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Four on Radio Hiarchy.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Remember the Whole Wracky Big Show podcast. Yeah, when I
was in the kitchen, I was just carrying a glass
of water. Midway through our show, I heard two really
loud bangs coming from that little lobby out there with
the liftser. I was like, Fuck, someone's dropped something on
the ground. And then I was just like, based on
what happened yesterday in Australia, I was like, genuinely, for
(05:16):
a split second, I was like, what if someone's coming
in here? And I at that moment I actually had
a genuine like shiver of like through my spine and stuff.
I was like, oh my god, what if it is happening,
just like a split second. And then I had a
decision to make, which was do I come in the
studio and let you guys know, or do I just
go into the makeup room and hide and cower?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Right, And you chose neither of those?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Tell no, because I walked past and checked the door
in the makeup room and it was unlocked and then
so in my head, I was like, so that is
the case. I will check that and then come and
be like, guys, come with me, come with me to view,
and then we're going there. But then, is that how
you're supposed to do it or am I supposed to
alert everyone?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Do what? Were you supposed to do it? Something for himself?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
You're not going to be able to cool the already
or help other people unless you're a spot to do that,
thought it.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, certainly that's the way it would be approached on
the show.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
So you think we'd come back and then do a
bit of a but it was the first time I've
ever had like a shiver of genuine terror go through
me for a split second, something that I knew wasn't happening,
but I was just like, holy fuck.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I think we get slightly desensitized to I mean, like,
obviously we're in New Zealand, we are in a very
privileged position, But I think there is a risk that
we often forget about. Like you remember when we had
we've had people outside the windows. Yeah, I mean, and
like not necessarily that they were dangerous at that time,
but there's a potential that they could have been because
we are exposed to the public, you know.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Yeah, and what if we're just sitting here and they're
just light old mogi up and we're.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Just watching Jesus risk. We were taking, you know what
for the big show. Well, what are you going to do? Anything?
That's rights?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
That wearing bulletproof vest.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
That's good, idea, fitty styles, you know what I mean? Yeah, No,
there's no point worrying about this ship.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
It's funny because at our old workplace, our producer had
a dream that a gunman went through sky where I
used to work. And his dream was like it was
kind of it was like a classic dream where it
was kind of murky, you can sort of remember it.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
But he said the.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Most vivid part was that he came into the Crowdgo's
Wild office where we worked, and Andrew Mulligan stood up
and went like wait, no, no, no, and then the
gunment lit and he said it was like slow motion
from Tropic Thunder and he was just like fuck and
then he went into week.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
The next day, I.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Told Marles and we thought it was so funny. He's
like everything else was murky except for it was just
the most like.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
You've got to use that time to get away. You
getting mode down like that, so clear to me that
it was all over. Yeah, Maggie's on his pushy.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Where is your pushy?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Well it's perssoning down with the at home. Have you
been riding it? Yeah? Man, loving it bicycle. It's great.
I'd still have to get a helmet though, which is
a bit of a pain in the air. Okay, what's
that noise? Was the helmet? That was? It was more
than have you.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Got an earror message on your computer?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Mokey?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Sorry nope, because it's not mine. It's not mine either.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Mine's on mute mine. It could be Hardy J's computer
because he never switches it on. Maybe it's the thing
possibly just but sorry anyway, Helmut.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Chat the helmet. Yeah, so there was a helmet when
I went and got my bike service, and it was
worth almost double the cost of the bike. Yeah, I'm
looking to protect you not you want your helmets? Look skuks,
well these ones were bad. Yeah yeah, but then there's
another one. Oh that's all right. Have you got anything?
(08:48):
And have you got it in black? It's like now
they only come in white. It's like, yeah, that's how
they get you it's like you don't look like I
want to look like a funk that we're in a
white helmet? So you paid two hundred and fifty old
white helmet? Yeah, but I do have to get one,
although I think I'll lift my bike in the rain today.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Damn it, Mogie, it's an old bike, man, look after it.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
It's going to rust.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
It's like me and my trucky Man. You don't drive it.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
In the rain. I can handle it. But yeah, yeah, yeah,
avoid it. We're possible. Yeah yeah, Hey, fellas, can we
wrap it up this week? What are the chances? Can
we just end?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Just wrap the whole week?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
The boss was going away, isn't he's away on Thursday
from Thursday morning? Yeah, it feels like we should just
pick it up.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
What do we do just play the chilies? Do we
just say here's the chilies and then just play an
entire album?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
What wouldn't happen if we just didn't turn up? Probably
get sacked?
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Oh yeah, true, they'll be there, Yeah, they'll be there.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
It's pretty cut and dry. Yeah, would be a warning.
I reckon you show you've got guys, You've got to
you've got to come to Why don't we do some.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Wacky radio content with Mogi tomorrow. We all agree as
a bit of a radio gag that you just don't
turn up.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Yeah, sure, we just see what happens. Okay, cool Friday
when we're gonna do breakfast.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Man might just be you mean the Pug Show. Yeah,
you should do days as well, Man.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Bik not to come in listen to the Big Show
four or seven weekdays radio hodarchy, except for on Friday
when it's the Pug Show.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Thanks for listening.
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