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Speaker 1 (00:01):
For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
get up even closer.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
On Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for for dogging for
to sit and every weekday on radio recare did it.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I've been doing that a lot lately, to driving my
family crazy. They'll say something, my daughter's like, what even
is that?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I've started third personally myself as Moggie and I and
I'm very aware of it.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yes, hell, well like.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
It, oh Magie, thinking of about the bathroom whatever the
fuck is? And I know my wife hates it. So
I'm catching myself and I am trying to stop because
he's got enough for the noise, VET help me deliberately
adding to it.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
It's that really interesting.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
That's funny because I take the person with my wife
all the time, as you feel as no, it's a
very fine line sometimes which I can go over where.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I know that I'm massively annoying.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
But and but sometimes I'll go a little bit too
far with it and she'll actually genuinely be annoyed.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
I don't know about you, guys, but does your wife
have a sweet spot where everything's funny funny, funny funny?
But as soon as you go over that line. There
isn't a bit of like I'm slightly annoyed, my wife
goes straight to fucked off. There's no like a little example.
So like if I don't know, she hates it when
I give her a case and I'm unshaved, right, Sometimes
(01:46):
I'll give her a case and then intentionally do it
in a way that grazes her slightly with my thing,
and I think slightly annoyed, but it goes straight to
I'm fucking.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Fuming with you, Like she hates it. Yeah, she hates me.
My wife hates my mustache. But you're over the weekend.
She's like, when you can, So, how long are we
keeping this?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
For that?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I'm keeping it.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Let's keep it.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Looks staying. That's staying.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Yeah, how does it make you feel that knowing that
she doesn't like something on your face?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
You know, it's it's too bad? I feel.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
To answer your yeah, fair enough, you do what you want, magie.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Can I just say you're a long time together man.
You don't get very many things in your life that
you can sort of shift and adjust and have be
your own. Yes, when you're in a marriage.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
That's that's why probably a.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Mustache and a haircut, tight jeans. It's about as much
as you can do. Really. You know, you can't get pursed,
You can't get two pissed. Yes, just frowned upon to
having a fear keysing what you might is it only
frowned upon, its frowned upon like she might go from.
She won't be as pissed off as when you deliberately
grows her with your stubble during a curse, but she
(02:58):
won't be pleased.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Does your wife redline straight away like mine?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
No?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
No, So she has a patch there which I imagine
almost incentivizes you to keep going.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
What I tend to do is it's shit that I
say where I'm deliberately provocative, and then I'll go over
the line a little bit and she'll go, hmm, that's
a bit too far.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
I can imagine it, and.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I'll go, was it darling?
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Was it darling?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
And then I'll give her.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Like a cuddle and be really physical and she'll be
like no, no thanks, Yeah, but no she doesn't.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I'd have to push it very hard to lose her. Shit.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
My wife's very like, she's super bubbly, but I feel
like the bubbly ones get angry easier or when that angry,
they get really angry.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
But is she genuinely angry or is she just putting
it on?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
No, she's angry, right, she's fucked off. She gets fucked
off really easy. And she's never like angry at you.
She's just fuming about the situation.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
She just gets Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Was just telling Keesy Moggie.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I was in a Keezy Mogi flooring place on the
weekend and in your line, are your cheap fuck? Yeah,
we've decided on one now, cheapest one.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
No it's not cheap, Bailey, Well, I mean it's it
is cheap.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Now we've gone for a pet, we've gone for a person,
so you know, And that all starts on Friday, the
whole ripping out my bathroom.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Not looking forward to that.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Doing it, no, I know, just punching darts outside already.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
You know you're.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Drinking coffee but not offering any of your workers.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Any I'm very good like that, and I make them
very good coffees.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
But anyway, I was in a.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Flooring over boil the milk though, over.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Coffee, make good coffees, man, I love my coffee.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
We have to make a listlessly in the longest lest
in the world. I've never known someone to beg on
about how good they are about everything.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I make good coffees. It's a fair point. Now listen. Anyway,
So I was in this flooring place and.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I was asking the young fellow the air about, you know,
you install and stuff like that, and he went, we.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Sure do keysy, we sure do key yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
And I went, I'm not keysy made and he was.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
But he knew your name, he knew me too, but
he just got us mixed up.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
We looked very actually, the guy that was serving us
looked very much.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Like you.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I'll get the races of a library.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
He was a pretty good looking fella. Same kind of complexion.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
I mean it was like slightly brown, was.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
He ja, Yeah, sort of pale and blotching.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Went from vice picture to paler block.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Now it's a good looking fellow.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Hit one of those little tattoos down his neck with
just the words that's sick.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
It was in another lineage for cheap. I don't know,
I don't know what it said, but lino is not expensive.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
But what he did say, which was that if you're
going liner, then your floor has to be pretty perfect level.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Yeah, And I was like oh god, is your house
with the board?
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Yes, I put your house lopsided. Is that weird? No,
just slightly.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
It's not lopsided, like the floors.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Are all sweetly on the purse.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah, no, the floors are all sweet. It's on you know,
what do you call it? Piles?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Yeah, it's all mind you.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Actually, the last time a woman looked at them, a woman.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Came over who was assessing our house, and she said,
you might need to get your house slightly adjusted on
the piles there.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
And I mean this is when I was earning like
twelve bucks a week.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Decade years ago.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
So she came over and told you your piles are fucked,
and you're telling us that your floors are sweet.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
They don't, you know, like if you put a tennis
ball line and the stay there. They're not sloping or anything, right,
I mean to the naked.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Eye the level.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Sure, I haven't put a level on them. But to
the naked eye, yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
That level, I haven't put a level on it. The
one way, you know, it's just those old witherboard houses.
A lot of them are slightly and so they usually
does it click together flooring or is it like a
big sheet of lino like a meter wide.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Or is it about the bathroom here or the house
in the bathroom?
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Is it a roll of lino cheap looking ship that
I'm picturing? No, it was Is it clicked together planks?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
We've taken the liner off so it's just boards underneath.
But yeah, yes, you.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
It's like sheet right and it looks like wood pattern.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
No, okay, we're not doing that. We're going about out there,
as I said, with a few patterns.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Are you doing up your house to sell?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
This is the this is the like you're doing.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
It up for yourself because getting rid of it and
you're going patents all over the.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
It's no, it's just the floor. Everything else is very
simple and very very clean. All the walls, the roof, everything,
the hot water cub and it's all been the other ceiling.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
He's doing that as well.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Well. He'sing the ceiling.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
We did that with our other bathroom. We made it very.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Non dramatical person you know, it wasn't personality driven. It's
just a very simple design with very simple stuff.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
You add personality with like pictures and plants.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
And someone said to us, oh, that'll be good. You've
done a good job, because that'll be easier to sell.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
And you see it, why do we see the next one?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
But then my wife for this one when we want
to have a bit of our personality in it.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
But isn't it And you said, do we?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
And yeah, I agreed with her. But there's nothing extreme.
Yeah right, and the floor is only very small.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
It's a non sweets.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Because I imagine you as a guy that has a really
out there splashback, do you know what I mean in
front of his.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Little I imagine that it's a photo of you yourself.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Yeah, we don't actually have a splash and mosaic, do
you know, or like a crazy bright red one or
something like something really.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Out there either, so that people neither do we know?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
We don't windo double windows?
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Yeah, yeah, it's really better to be honest.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Well not in the middle of winter.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Our kitchens.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Our kitchen is very small though, so you know. And
we've got windows right next to our oven as well.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
So burst So good. How's the weekend? There? Fellas good? Great?
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Good week down to really nice?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
How's mine?
Speaker 4 (09:52):
She's good. She's tired still since the passing of Nan
took a lot out of her, and so she's staying
a I'm back and now that.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
My mapping a lot.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
She works, and they've got quite a big property that
they're like take care of and stuff, and they've realized
it's just a bit too big for the two of them.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
So there in two years I'll tidy it up. Dead
needs a massive shed though, he needs a giant garage
otherwise he can't move in.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Some garage garage yea, what did I say, shid? But yeah,
they're good.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
How was your weekend? Also good? Yeah? Fuck?
Speaker 5 (10:30):
You actually killed?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Did you walking?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Well? We went to but we didn't get to it.
What do we do? I didn't drink, I didn't smoke.
Amazing how quickly a coffee clear up? Yes, just stopped
charging that right, I told you that. And but it
was good not drinking and then just a beard real
early and just not doing a hell of a lot.
(10:53):
When I visited to mates yesterday, I thought we were
going mates walking, so I had my walking gear. We
went out for brunch with some mates and then but
didn't go walking. Well, Zara and my you know, my
wife and kid had there's been no walking gear brought,
so then we had to go home. And then by
the time you.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Can be fine so you it brunched with your walking
gear on?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Was that like? I was dressed for the brunch and
I had brought walking gear and my bag like water
bottle shoes or that sort of ship as well.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
So are you going to get changed? Ah?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Probably at the car anywhere. I don't have the same
body shame that you have, Jo, I can change anywhere.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I don't mind getting the bards out.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Yeah, both of them. So it wasn't like when we
were in Brisbane and you had your gym shoes on.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
No, that was funny.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
What was that for?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Because maybe your jandle broke straight to wear gym shoes everywhere.
It was like cool Brisbane logie, but then shoes on.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
And that was a great weekend. Actually, very good sleeps.
Jase got my sleeps back.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
That's good, man, isn't that good? Many pretty good sleeps.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Pretty stressful week it's pretty And then today my computer
fucked out, so I couldn't work all day and that
massively fucked me off.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Sure, yeah, you're not still fucked up?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
No, I went to the gym and I had a
sauna that was good, and then picked up my computer.
Nothing wrong with it, apparently nothing wrong with it? Right, Well,
it's pretty ship for a fucking computer, I'll tell you what.
But it's funny though. They go like, oh, you have
to get you have to get this other computer, you
know that's got more memory in it, and so oh yeah, right,
(12:35):
how much is that three and a half grand? So
oh yeah, okay, Well I spent two and a half
on this one ago, like a couple of years whatever.
But it's like, I use it for some pretty basic
ship and you're telling me I can spend two and
a half thousand dollars and it's not capable of running
(12:56):
without it taking three minutes for a screen to come up?
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Is that apple?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (13:01):
That seems crazy.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
It seems crazy to me as well.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Mine's like four years old.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Do you want me to have a little And it's going,
but it's.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Going strong, And I use it for like video editing,
like plays games and all sorts of ship.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
My ones really slow at home, but you know it's me.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
But you've got like a four hundred dollars from like
seven No, we.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Actually he bought it like a year and a half,
two years ago.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
How much did it cost?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Two grand?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (13:27):
I can't even remember what it's called it'll.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
Be like a Panasonic or something.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Is that that HP thing each you that package It
used to be with the laptop because I used to
have it and it would slow down, but I could
go it. You could go into it and you could
we had to go at work and he'd give you
the cards and you could swap it out for sixteen
instead of eight gig. Yeah, in your local RAM. So
you could do that, but apparently can't do that anymore Apple.
They have to do it at the factory. It's a
whole fucking yeah since two thousand and something twenty or some.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Ships, which sucks because you used to be just upgrade
it yourself. They've done.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
They don't want you and yeah, so now you have
to upgrade to this one and that's going to cost
you three and a half grand. And it's just like
I'd rather my business went bank Yeah, thank of you.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Well that'll make it. That'll that will make it bankrupt.
The three and a half k that you spend on
your computer.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Shocking, shocking state of affairs. This is something interesting. Hit
me with my screen. Let's just get out of your
good stuff, yellows.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
The other week a I'm excited yeah man, I'm fizzed up.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Hey just quickly.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
You should listen to the Hurducke Big Show for We'll
seven every week down Radiohodoche.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
It's really good.