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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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recare beautiful shit, yeah, good stuff?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I reckon? How are we fellas fucking rooted man? Absolutely exhausted?
What take a half day off tomorrow? Obviously not the
half of the radio. And it don't do the afternoon half. No,
not the afternoon half. Can't get away with it? Yeah,
I'm fucked.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Just take ten minutes, take ten.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Days, ten days? Yeah, should we do that?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I've actually got my work mate, my work mates, she's
taken ten days going to rara a Tonga for longer
than that.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
I'm so over all these people going to fantastic locations.
Do it? You could easily got to do this on
the show today. I'll tell you about mom. I won't
do it on the podcast or do it on the
show on the radio. Can I just say that that
feature is in my horror of the morning traveling overseas
(01:03):
with family.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, yeah, all that sort of jazz just a nightmare.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
But I'm comforted by the fact that my wife, yeah
I won't be listening at that time and of course
she never listens to the podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Because she doesn't respect what you do.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I think she does. Yeah, I think, you know it's
a bit of a do you think that.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I think she quite likes driving home from work and
hearing her husband on the radio.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I don't think you can be with someone if you
don't respect what they do, or you can be with them,
it'll be a pretty miserable relationship, which I don't think
yours is except for this morning.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
She's you know, I think so?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
You think my girls like get mortified if they're with
me and someone recognizes me. They get mortified by that because.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
You being smug afterwards? Wow, you know like you're doing
right now?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
It's like, do you want to photo love?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I'll get one of my daughters to take it?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Yeah, yeah, can you do that. I'll just get one
of my girls. Did exactly get one of my girls
to take the photo for you?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
There?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Do you carry around signed head shots? Nah? That'd be cool,
though you should start doing that, It would be.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
But I would Yeah, it would be weird if you
didn't respect what your partner did.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
So do you think your wife watches the video of
your Nadia limb in the kitchen and then goes, how, yeah,
that's my hubby.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I don't know what her reaction to that is, to
be honest.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, I really don't. You should ask how have you
not asked?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Well?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Maybe I did back and they don't respect your opinion.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Back in the day. Maybe back in the day when
it happened, I may have.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, you can't remember what it was.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
But you know, that's a long time ago now, So
maybe back in the day I would have gone, oh, geez,
that's a bit towey geez.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Did I really do that?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Oh? God?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Yeah, different times, fellows, different times. But ten days, Maggie Fiji,
you get a bungalow?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Just just call it, man, just call it?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
You know.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Well, that would require quitting because I've got no holidays left.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
You know. Well can you actually holiday though?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Can I holiday? I'm very good holiday you are? Oh yeah,
like feed up? Yeah, no worries, no, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I'm very good at it.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Okay, you know as long as it's drinking involved.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, there's no drinking. It's boring, right.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Well, I've never done it. I've never don I wouldn't
do a holiday without drinking. What would be the point
when they honestly, what would be the point when I
was on a holiday and doesn't drink well me people?
And when I say people, I mean woman. When I
say women, it's because I'm sexist.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
It's interesting, though, you know when they interview people at
the end of their lives and they talk about their
lives and the predominant by far factor in their lives
that their regret is working too much. It's like nine
people are like, I wish I didn't work.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
So hard or so much.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
That's what you'll say.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Nah, I just go I wish I wasn't such a
lazy ass and so disorganized all the time. I wish
I had, you know, I wish I got things done better.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
It's about time for you to have your exit interview,
isn't it.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
It's getting close. You know, my body's very much falling apart.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
You're only forty three.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Yeah, I know, but there's this carriage has had to
undergo a lot of pressures.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Keasy.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Yeah, there's cracks and the fuselage and the body.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
You know that.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
It's like an old car you just go just run
it into the ground. Now, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
If we all had to go on a big show
holiday somewhere for a week. Do you think we could
all agree on New Zealand or around the world.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I think we can agree quite quickly.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
No podcasts, do one podcast per day, just a little
half an hour chat. Yeah, do you want to go beach? Well,
what would you want to do? Because I'd want to
go weird. I like to go see weird shit like
different from New Zealand, very different from Western world, like Asia,
like Europe. Went year Europe. Yeah, it's massively different than here.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I just want to I would want to go somewhere
with beautiful beaches.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
And Moggie and I just get on it. So you'll
batch then, and you know we have a couple of bonds.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
It that's not my idea of a good holds.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
What about me and I get on it? Just Beersi's
and stuff, you know, and you well know all of us.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
It would be good the whole ky Big Show week
days from four on radio Hurarchy Big Show podcast. Actually
just on that. Are we going to do your batch again?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Sure? Whenever you want. Well, no, well we have to
name a date. We'll figure that out.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Are you interested in Maggie? Yeah, God, you didn't come
that time.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Wait till I'm sick again, and then we can sort
it out. You can actually pick any time you like,
and I should be able to manage it. I booked
another appointment with my doctor, yes, because I just thought
I might as well, because I got this lingering cough,
and I just thought, Wow, if it's still lingering by
the time I get in there, three weeks, are you sire?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I got into my doctor the next.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Day three weeks yep, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Maybe.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
And then I was sawing someone at work and they
said they had the same issue, but got in a
bit quicker than usual. But it's potentially that the doctor
I go has got too many patients on their books.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yes, I might be part of it.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
So I'm going to have to look into another one.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Where my wife works, the medical center where I have
a doctor, the medical center there, and this is all
in we're stalkland. Both those places are not taking any
more clients. We are full to capacity. We can't take
any more anyone else on the box.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
So my my dude, who's on in, we're stalk them
as well, young fell. He'd probably be mid thirties.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
You see, I don't trust him too young.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
My wife booked me the thing with him, and it
was like, what time do you want to do And
I was like, I don't know, like any time before
too wherever he can squeeze me in. And she's like, literally,
name of time, there's times. And it was two days
in advance. Actually it wasn't tomorrow. It was the day
after We're warrior? Is Jessey though, is he? Yeah? He was. Yeah.
It was in a public toilet. Sounds right, yeah, and
he said my mole looks sweet as then he told
(07:05):
me some MDMA how good. Yeah, yeah, that's good, he
prescribed me.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I've got to find somewhere that's good. And because that's ridiculous,
isn't it. I mean, at that point, by the time
you have your you're either dead or cured. Yes, why
am I coming to.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
You three weeks? Is that? It is? It is outrageous.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
But what is They must look at their business and
just go this is this is not good.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Well, it was really interesting when I false bull rushed
my wife's medical center.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
That's right, because you thought she said to just arrive.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
You have the walking clinic, and they didn't have a
walk in clinic. But she was referring to actually.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
My doctor actual walking.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
But anyway, I was talking to the nurse and she
was going, how long has this been going on for?
And I said, oh about you know, three or four days?
And she said and I said, you know, I was
trying to get an appointment. Was like fifteen days before
I could get an appointment.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
What are people supposed to do? And she said die?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, that's what she said, die.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
And I went, well, I guess so, like, if you're
really munted, I guess your only option is to go
to an A and E or something like that and
wait for ten hours?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, go sit in the waiting room hospital. Can you
go to hospital? Or do they send you to an
A and E?
Speaker 4 (08:12):
But even then, like we had a little one in
the hospital, is a fucking nightmare, right at least ten
hours before you get seen?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Record times at the moment, isn't it scary?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Shit?
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Man?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Man, it's really scary. Shit.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I'm not worried.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Is it really fucking hot in here or what?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Do you want us.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
To throw a bucket of cold water on your moogie?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
All good, I'll just broke Keazy's sheepskin jacket. It must
be fucking hot, is I'm super hot, thanks for.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I've just taken my jacket off and I'm still hot because.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
You've got a herd of your Yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
It's really thin one though it's not a heavy hoodie.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
It's very warm and very stale, isn't it. There's no
ear circulation happening in an ear CON's been switched off. Yeah,
that's what it feels.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
And this is pure heat from all the computers under the.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Maybe we should talk to pugsn about talking to the
people about the aircorn.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
That would be good. That'll be the way you do it.
You talk to Pugs about it. Yeah, and then he'll
talk to maybe someone at reception about it. Yes, and
then they'll talk to the people upstairs about it.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
And by then the message will be totally rooted.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
And then they'll be like, we can see you in
three weeks. Yeah, we'll be dead by the.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Just wrinkly, old, dried out husks.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah. So good. Do you want to red bull or something?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
No, man, I'm just exhausted. That won't help me. I
just need a good sleep and then to do fuck all.
You know what I mean. I hope you do do
that's my intention. Get on your mate, get on your mate,
but I'll start with him full on the show today.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, sure, don'torry. I've got heaps of content today.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Really, go man, I was doing what you were doing
the other day, kids, I was just like content, content, content. Yeah,
you got nothing as soon as you need life.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Just your brain just was a wheel of nothing. Yes.
And then some days when you're just washing the dishes.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
The trick is to Yeah, the trick is to not
think of content.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Well, how does that helpen? That worked?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Well, that's because comes when I'm not trying to make content, right,
It just comes when I'll see something and go, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
So Jason's gym revolution that's on the revelation, that's on
the cheet here. Did that come to your randomly?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yes, it's going to be a doozy, it's going to
be a good all right. We haven't done enough gym content.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Let's do some stand up content for me tonight, because
I'm low key for about tonight.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
You damn it, I'm not going to be able to come.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Kids. You're going to go to bed, that's okay?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Can you low key freak out?
Speaker 4 (10:40):
No, cap fam, I'm not coming anyway.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
But I told you there he's not coming. Do you
want to seet? No?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Really tired? Man? Am I going to bed too?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Come and support me.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Man, But you just said to me, you're freaking out
because it's the same material.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
No, that's not. That's what I put in the content.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
It's the same old ship.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yes that's not. I'll get freaking out because it's been
a while since.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
I you're hardly selling yourself Keezy when you say it's
the same old ship.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Stop trying to get me to sell myself anyway. Listen
to the radio Hurdacky Big Show fourtill seven every single
weekday and watch this on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
So good facts mate.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Bye.