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Speaker 1 (00:01):
For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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for dogging for to seven every weekday on radiocare. Yeah, man,
you what ever?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
How are you feeling, Jason? H your voice sounded really
weird earlier?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yes, it did, and if I might have to talk
in a higher register in order for it to come across.
I don't know what's going on there. Yeah, honest, I
think you're It was fine this morning and then I
started talking to my daughter and it just went.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
To the show man. Yeah, maybe maybe an actual fact.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I got home last night and my voice completely was shit,
and my wife was like, what the fuck is going
on with your voice?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
And I said, I have no idea. Is there something
happening with these headphones on my lift working? I have
no idea.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
It looks like it's not screwed until it's a debt properly.
This is good chat.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah. How are you going anyway? Phiels?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, I'm great. I spent the whole day digging. Yes, right,
because we've got this. We got a picket fence at
our house, right.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
And a white picket fence.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, at the back and it's got like a concrete
base on it that you know, someone's made to anchor
it into the ground. And a roots has grown under
it of this tree and has tilted it all forward.
Now you can't close the gate on the picket fence.
Spent the whole day digging and cutting out roots.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
O me, I tell you what with us doing the
you know, the our garden at the moment, the old.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Roots, they're just fucking a nightmare.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
You get these fucking massive, knotty bastards that go about
four feet under the ground. Yeah, that you actually ended
up having to hack away with with an axe and ship.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
That was me today. I hate it. I hate that shit.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
It was a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Like I have to do something about my back because
I was working for five minutes and my back was sore,
and I was like, I have to do something.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Well, you have to exercise.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Pilates. Running hurts my back because of my ye. So
I think I've said to my wife, really, I might
discuss on the show. I think I need to start
doing pilates.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Sure.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, I get in touch with my wife because she
does them every morning and she's big into the pilates.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
In touch with Jose's wife about it.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, what are you picturing here? Like I come around
to your house and do them every morning with your wife.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
No, that's not what I'm picturing. Are you picturing? And
she'll go, hey, go on this side. I go on
that side. They're really good. I think would want to
go to the classes and sort of be up the
back there.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah maybe no, Well there's my wife's been to quite
a few and she's like, there's this one really good
woman who used to do it at the gym around
the corner from our house. Right, she doesn't do it
there anymore, So she's gonna bring her up and see
where she does it now, because she was like, she
was really good.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
To wife about it. Is it is that hot Pilarates
doing it?
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Isn't it hot?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Or that there is hot Pilarates too? Really, in terms
of your your picket fence leaning over the ai, we've
got to our what do you call it?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Clothesline? It's been you know, cemented into the ground there.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I picture you as one of the classic middle pole
spinning clothes lines.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yes, yeah, it's an old school one, but it's not
a massive lean though, right, It's like yeah, that's all right.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I mean I could fix it, but no, it's fine.
You could figure actually could have it fixed. I could
have it fixed.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Because of tree roots.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
No, I think it's tilting because the lawn just got
really wet and it's in concrete and it's just gone.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Sounds like Magi from last year or two.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I actually don't think I could fix it. I think
you would have to. It's terrible and your.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Can you do this for me just to test real quick?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Can you go?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
No? I won't do but I did you know, I
got my stove level. You say on your advice, Ye,
just adjusted the feet.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
There's good advice from your forty one listeners to.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I was just worried because they were plastic feet, bugin.
That's a fucking heavy oven, and I was thinking, if I,
you know, screw them out of it, they're probably gonna snap.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
No, my luck. So I didn't do it. But then
Casey was like, no, it should be fine. I love
how I don't even try it.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Starts the sentences as Jason finishes his lee.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
It's really weird.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Well, well it's you know, it was about an inch
off the bench, Moki, and I said, you know, I can.
I can live with that for you know, a little while.
But we're gonna get a bit of wooden slide that
under there to bring it up.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
But then sorted it out. It's fine.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
The Whole Racky Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hurarchy.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
The Whole Wucky Big Show Podcast. You've just done your
whole kitchen up right.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yes, it was a while ago.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Now, Bailey, it was like within the last couple of years. Yes,
so you wanted to look nice with your new oven. Yes,
so you got to.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Flesh new oven. It's pretty ship. Have you sorted out
your extraction? Well?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Actually I was talking to the electrician who came over
yesterday that put the old oven, and and I know, fuck.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Man, there was months ago.
Speaker 7 (05:26):
What because you had to have the electrician install your oven,
which you didn't know about because it came without the Yeah, it.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Wasn't months, but it was while it took us fucking
ages to get a bloody we went to Europe.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
No, it was I think it was before you went
too your I was already in Europe because I don't
remember this at alls, must have been doing the show.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
But anyway, and I said to him, yeah, so we've
got this extraction fan here which we've got to put into,
you know, because we're looking to rent the place. And
he said, oh yeah, that'll be a fucking bitch of
a job because it's.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
So far, so far from the roof.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
And they had to I don't know, man, the stitution
was that the carb and filters?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Mm hmmm, not great? What's not great?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
We looked into that they still has. You still have
to do quite a bit of stuff with that.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
We didn't.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
Didn't You just stuck the bastards in and that was
the end of it. Okay, that's your problem.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Not enough.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
You've got your own you to do with your clothes
to get invited to come over, yeah, around and fix
my other You're.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Always welcome mating. I appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Tell you want to pop in mate address, Man, I'm
not telling.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Your keys, and all I know is it's near the
dairy that I got some potatoes from once.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Because you'll turn up one day massively steamed.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Seven am, choose out ready for my pilates.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
So what I did today, Jason, that could work for
your washing line as I used a couple of tiunds
and a tree, right, and I use them as like
a wench almost to bring it forward after a dug
in behind it. The concrete probably work for your washing line,
do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah, sounds like a little word, doesn't it.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
It took me, like, I don't know, fifteen minutest sort
of construct a Winch.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Can you can you imagine me trying to do a wind.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
It's a fucking tied out.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
It's just you put it around the tree, put around
the thing, and then just tighten it.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
And it's like a Winch's engineer.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah, I'm not a fucking I'm a superman. Hell man.
Come on.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
It worked though, So my fence is nice as straight.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Oh that's good because you want to straight picket fence.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
People listening to this must be like there's four people
of this because your voice starts out as you and
then changes yeah, yeah, you can you get through the
show today?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
How you go crook and wake up about crook To
be honest with, You're not great today, sweep like a bastard,
wake up with the alarm of the old missus there Yeah,
and just not good?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Not good?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
What's wrong? What are you feeling?
Speaker 7 (08:11):
It feels contagious? It feels like the sort of thing
that Jason is going to get, but he won't know
he's got it until he wakes up on Thursday.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Look, I'm aware when he's got a couple of days off.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
I've got a couple of days off coming up, and
it will be fucking typical because it's We've got lots
played for that, and I'll be crooked as a fucking dog.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Why don't you text, Why don't you have a word
to to and why don't you say, Hey, I've decided
I'm not taking leave. I'll be here Thursday Friday and
then pull a SICKI Thursday Friday. Yeah, sure, you know
what I mean. It's sickly one. You only got like
one day of leave left if you want to work
New Year's, Evil Christmas.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
I want to be very sort of you know, pecky
about when I'm doing my leave.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Can I have you know, Thursday afternoon off, Toddy?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
That would be good, mate, Mate, that's you for the years.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
A couple of hours, a couple of hours before.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
The end of the year.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
It hours, yeah, you do it hours.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
I'd love to be able to help you out, but yeah,
a lot of stuff going on, a lot.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Of moving parts, a lot of things up in the air. Yeah,
we all be Onay. I couldn't tell you. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
If I knew, i'd tell you. Yeah, but I don't
know where I'll be.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
But hopefully we feel being about tomorrow the magi.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I don't really want to be on a wind sweet
beach feeling like this, that's for sure.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
Fucking ship actually planned to bring the kettleong a right,
but she's off six so I don't know if that's
connected to me feeling sick.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I'm pretty sure am pets as well. I don't know
what that is.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
That's lands your cockle glens.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
And the aids and a sort of burning stomach. Yeah,
I think it's all over for you. It feels like
this is your last year, and not just on the
radio on Earth.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
If you guys are going to be sick, I reckon
we get through tomorrow, so it's not Keesy and Neil
Wagner sitting in a time.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
It feels like that'll be good. Karen Reid and all.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Of which are great New Zealand of course, especially the
and pugs, but.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Feelers all right, I wouldn't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Then I'm not going to be sick on Friday. Hey yeah, mad, but.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Hey, thanks for listening seven weekdays. Man, it's good ship.