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September 29, 2025 12 mins

On today's poddy, we're shaking things up around here.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all you led bastards, loving the Big Show podcast,
Get Up Even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and ticked off
for Raw Dogger for to seven every weekday on radio. Yeah, Man,
how you going good? Jase? How are you? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Good?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Thanks? I think you're talking to me. No, I was
talking to you a You're.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Given Maggie the silent treatment.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Not at all angry because I went away, Man, not
at all, and so I came in. I'm back now.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
No, I'm stoked for you that you did. I'd never
be angry about that sort of statu It was relaxing,
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah, what'd you do? You're joking. The other thing is
that I worked. I kind of forgot, but the timing
was good. Somebody who was our went away for the week,
so I got to do her job us as well
as my job and have the kid. But it was good.
It was a good week. You love the radio, don't you.
But Jason, you'll know this because you've had a fuck

(00:57):
load of time off. Like the excuse the language while
I've got kid in the room if you don't mind kids.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
So I have to give myself a rap on the note.
I was infinite Jeff, and.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
She's pretty tuned into Smith's cool. But you know what
it's like, Jase, when you have a long time off,
you become accustomed to even your afternoons free.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
You do.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
You're quite nice. It is quite nice, quite nice. It
almost feels like you just want to do Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Well, the other thing you're forgetting, Bugie, is that it's
quite nice having your mornings free as well we currently have,
except you've got two jobs. Yeah, so I spent my
morning painting a fence.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I sort of up at five thirty anyway, you see.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah, to be honest, To be honest, I loved doing
Breakfast Thursday Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
It is brilliant.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
I was on the road of my truck into Todunger
at ten am.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Ye rules because I heard you've been agitating for a change. Yeah, massively,
I've been.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
You want to shut up about it, wouldn't He He's
just bagging on. He was giving me, you know, what's
going to happen in the future here, and you know
the he was.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Just drawing out the terms and how things, telling me.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
About the new Breakfast show and how it's going to
be structured and who's going to be on it. And
all this sort of stuff. I was like, wow, okay,
I thought that we weren't there by the way, Yeah,
I thought PAGs is The idea of calling it the
late night first thing in the morning Big Breakfast was
a bit on the nose though, because you were saying
that that name is yours.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
The name he came up with was late night boug Breakfast,
And I was like, mate with Lee, what are you
trying to do him?

Speaker 2 (02:28):
And it's already literally exists.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
It's just a breakfast show with just Lee on it.
And I think there's some some value in that, but
I don't see how we fit in.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yeah, sure there's this, there's things that need to be
sorted out.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
For me.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Rebreakfast absolutely suits my time frame. Yeah, I wake up
early anyway, to be fair the plan, it's an hour earlier,
and I would probably normally wake up a better now.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Earlier in terms of having to be somewhere. You're sort
of raking up around that six o'clock hour as opposed
to been on ere at a six o'clock exactly.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
I've got to get my I've got to sort my
coffee out there, because I find when I'm under him,
I find when I do breakfast, I get nauseous because
I'm drinking too much coffee. I'll tell you what else
happened to me. It really interfered with my morning ablution.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
I think, honestly, between that and figuring out your coffee,
you're not cut out.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Think about the fact you'll be on an extra two
hundred K year. I think you can make it work.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
I can make it work.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
And surely they go, what you're getting boom? Okay, Yeah,
they just throw it at you.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
They call it the breakfast tax. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Like Maniah, you know he was he was already on
like three four hundred k, and they were like, oh,
you're going to be on breakfast Boom okay.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Here goes I mean Menah, and they also say boom
they do booom.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Meniah and Jeremy already on more money before they even
get to work one.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Hundred percent easily, because I know Jerry's on about one
point seven. Yes, and with him they were like another
year doing breacky boom three. Yes, it's right, but yeah,
that cream in it. But I did listen to you
guys last week. I've got notes obviously, but overall pretty good. Yeah,
it's a lot more work though, wasn't it you come
back after the one song? There it is?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
But and who won the who won the throbber?

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Me?

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Now? What did you have? I had? Remember? Yeah, I
heard it and I thought I heard your other songs.
I had to I had to turn the radio off
and do something. I thought, Jason's got this one. Yeah,
I did, very comfortable. A couple of shipters from the boys.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
You guys don't know that whatever song that's I know, I.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Know that song. Yeah, he used to be he was
a comedian, was he? Yeah? He was, Yeah, and that
was his one and only song, and not that he
was the one that wonder it was his one and
only song. They did pretty well, but yeah, he was
an old comedian back in the day. I used to
watch him a lot. He had a TV shot on
three four, I think, back in the day and then pegs,
what was yours? What I really loved about that one

(04:58):
is you guys accused them have been to coast and
he got massively offended by that. But you guys were
absolutely spot on. Terrify was was well, I mean, has
just blasted me with a no in my ears? But
I think did he get any votes?

Speaker 3 (05:17):
No? I think what happened is that's that's what you
would call breakfast delirium. Yes, he just had no idea
what was going on.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Sound straying away from what he does well. And for me,
what I did well was rage in Metallica. That was
my wheelhouse. That's what I got my votes. Now Pugs
has gone Yummy Boys, he's and he thought he would
deviate into a bit of he thinks that the magic
as Pegs, but it's not as the Yummy Boys. So
it's all a bit of a bit of a Jimericuoyle
do the trick and it's no good.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Key does his normal comedy sort of to be fair,
whatever is a comedy songs just a Ripperman Because I
played that randomly, I found it again and I played
it when we did that promo where I was driving
the US and everyone was on in the bus with
me party yeah, and I was driving it and we
played whatever.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Everyone was like, you're the man, you should choose us
on the throber Man.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
I'm glad that you guys didn't choose. My concern listen
to it was that you guys were going to go
to Rocky because in that morning, so I don't know
if we need to be hearing rage against the machine,
all the characters like I was really worried about it.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yes, yeah, let's just say we can't handle it.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
About that, you can't handle that in the morning. I
don't know about that.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
I mean, I think it has the potential of firing
people up.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
For that's what you don't want. You don't want people
having any kind of an emotion when they listen to
the radio. No the whole.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
Warcky Big Show week days from four on Radio Hiarchycky
Big Show Podcast. To be fear, Jason, you already can't
even drink coffees on breakfast without giving making yourself nauseous,
let alone listen to rage.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
It's purely a timing thing. I'm very regular both with
my ablutions and when I drink coffee, And so that
was all up the way zoo, and so I was
driving home feeling quite nauseous.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Both mornings I was, and I had an instant one
god terrible move.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
No found discussing that. I feel like shit. It's like
no one made you drink it.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
You did self control. How many coffees did you have
during the.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Show, Actually, probably only about three.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Probably it's a lot in the space of three hours.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah, that's that's my daily intake.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
But if you started off with a few waders, I
can't have one until seven. That's when you can have
your first coffee. Yeah, and then a beg of chips. Yeah. Yeah,
did you have any chips on with this? So well done?
You see that's a good thing. Yeah, but I think
i'd be like chips for Hoidy J. By the way,
Oh I saw the video of you not eating chips.

(07:51):
I think I would be like Manaia who were about
to take over the show. Yeah. So I wonder if
I can use his filter because he's got an R
two D two filter for coffee.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Coffee film.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah, there a plunger. Yeah, there'll be a bit of me.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Yeah the way, I don't don't tell him that he's
dropping him off breakfast and I'm coming in.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
I already told him, Did you tell him?

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah? I just went straight to what I said, Mate,
you've had a good run.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
You actually said to him, Jeese would be good on drive.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yeah. Well, and he and he he's been going about
how easy driving.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
He's ready for driving.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
And I said to him, man, look you're ready.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Man, You've done your little sort of stint on BRIT's.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah, you've done your little stint. You've had your little.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
Girl tell him about the new show set up on Bricky? Yes,
what did you tell him?

Speaker 2 (08:41):
What was it?

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Again, I'm not going to tell him what the new said?
That was? What do you mean it was?

Speaker 3 (08:45):
It was Kesy and Mania Bricky.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Oh, you're good.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
But is going to drive?

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Ye're good?

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Yeah, but he's going to do both.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
You probably have to take half a pay cut to
be honest. Yeah, exactly, because it's like and then Jason,
you'll be, you'll be, you'll be in the back padd Yeah,
I'm in the ram cast.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yes, and Maggie you're doing two to four in the afternoon,
the Greg Privile.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
I lot of feel like I could do an hour
before you guys, and the early early five to six,
just to get the day started. I think of your ratings,
it has to be talk back though. It'll be pure filth, Yeah,
pure fair. What is it?

Speaker 4 (09:22):
It's called filth and rage and it's just you talking
filth and playing raging against the machine.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah, I mean I think there's a place for that.
I think something is a great every morning. Yeah. I
think we changed the brand the brand's got to change
as well. For Herdeki, I think we changed it to hardcore. Yeah,
we continue to run the titty, the ship, the boat,
but we put a jolly Roger on the flag and

(09:47):
we go full pirate.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
That's what you said, we can full pirate. We continue
to run the titty and I was like, what.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
You mean busies, Yeah, that too, and we just start
playing hardcore music, brand new rock and that's it. Yeah.
Every every hour for the first month, we execute a band.
So there's a competition. You have band versus band, or
artists versus versus artist, and the one that gets voted
out gets executed and never played again.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Not actually shot, actually shot, that'd be great.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
But put in front of a firing squad and people
can choose the method. Guillotine is an electric chair shot.
Electric cheer has got a good sound to.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
It because it's like the picture of the what's the
famous albums that ride the lightning?

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yes with electric chair.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
Yes, we should do a segment on it, like February
of every year where we kill a band from the
playe we kill a band from the plane.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Yeah, well, even if you did it and you see
it lot for a week or a month, we're gonna
we're gonna drop them, and then you get to find
out from the audience who they love and who they don't.
Who's going on the chair, Green Day Band, Dead Boase
would absolutely electric. I'd be good with that.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Tom Penny, he's gone gone, he's gone.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
To the front, are hitting me and potentially do eras.
So you could do this on youtubey. You could do
Tom Tom Pitty versus Tom Pitty, and you go album
by album. These ones are right, these albums, these are
the songs that are on and these are the songs
are on this one. We're executing one of these albums.
Which ones are going to be.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
That one?

Speaker 1 (11:25):
You've got a few favorites, Keezy, that's a good and
we all do Yeah, that's a good that's a good
radio segment.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
We should do it. And then you've got to kill
an artist I reckon for the whole year.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yeah, I think so that's good.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
And then everyone votes and it's food fighters and management
ships their.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Pants absolutely all the red hots.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yeah, that would be amazing.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Hots would be good. You listen to any of this
jazz just Pervin Man, absolute filth.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
It's the Jesus part totally hit.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
It's it was your heat. That was your heat. What
I got to say? It's good to be. Can I
just say, listen three weeks fellas, we're in FIGI I
know how good listen three weeks, three weeks and three weeks,
you guys will be home and I will be home

(12:16):
a week. Wind out today too? Who our winner is?

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Doo doos? Did it day?

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Listen to the Big Show for seven weekdays?

Speaker 3 (12:27):
A headache man. We are
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