July 2, 2024 • 11 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dud Dude. Fan of the Hurdarky Picture podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Make sure you check out more from Jay, Smike and
Kezy on their Instagram at Haducky Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Fortuning into them four to seven every weekday on Radio Hurdarky.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Thanks mate, I think we could make that thing that
we do on the Big Show. Fellows, what do you reckon?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I hate belching?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Do you like burping?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
No? Are you a belcher?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
No?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
No, not at all? Neither am I neither.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I've seen you after four beers.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, but if it's gassy from beers to have her
quite bets.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I've had a lot of mates over the years that
were massive bouchers. Yeah. What was that? What was that show?
What was that great movie with all the Nuds and
Revenge of the Revenge of the Nuds.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Bogger Yeah, Bogger Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
And I just find it the most disgusting thing.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I'm glad to know that you would hate. Now it's
starting to drop in some belches, because you can do
some pretty horrendous ones, some real good ones.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Well, this is the thing, right, my mates, two of
them have they developed to have it together from working
together where that add their own voice underneath going yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah yeah, and they talk while the yeah yeah yeah,
but every just a regular bit they go, I won't
do that.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
When I'm farting.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
We used to get at boarding school. We used to
get like cartons of milk. Yeah, that would just as
and it would always be slightly warm. And there was
always my one mate who will remain nameless, who would
every morning scullet and then do a big warm milky
(01:49):
beer belch. Gross, And that just makes me go, no fun.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
It's getting funny by the second, actually belching real big ones. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I can't even really make myself.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
But I used to all the time as a kid.
It was one of those things.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
No, when you're a kid, it's one of those things
you had to learn how to do, like whistling and
like all those little things.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
One of them was learning how to mix up.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Can you guys curl your tongue?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Mm hmm yeah, everyone could do that wrong. Well, what
do you mean do you just did it to me?
So I did it back and he.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Goes so six truly graphic and Chad, what me killing
my tongue and pointing it at me?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I was just.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
And there's another thing I saw today that only like
ten percent of Remember the.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Cubs thing, we will do our best. Yeah, Cabs, will
you do your best? Okay, well he is.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
There where you join your famine the small finger and
you do the Only a very more portion of people
can do that. Really, yes, pegson, can you do that?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
A very small portion? You mean you can't.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I can't do it. But I did read today weirdly
enough that only like ten percent or something of the
population can do it.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
And one hundred percent of the people that can't do
it have got massive downstairs probably.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah, yeah, that's a bullshit fact that percent of the
population can do it and three of us can and
you can't.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Never been able to do that. That's why I was
never never a good cubs.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
A cub of scout. Yes, before you're.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Before you're a scout. A scout, you're a.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Cub, before you're a scout, you're a cub.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Akay, we will do our best, Cubs, Well, you do
your best.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
We will do Actually was we will do our best.
So you both were cubs, yes.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
And I was also boys Brigade, which was like it's
like the Hitler youth like that. It was a little
bit like we were all in black.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
And you were taught to do army stuff, little star,
Well it's actually the girls brigade, so your girls brigade
and scouts.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
The fact that they had boys brigade was frowned upon, right.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I don't even know how I got into that, but
I know that it was outside the school all right,
because cubs was at the school.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I hated it, so did. I hated it.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I could never nail which at hand to salute with
what I'd always get there. I remember distinctly when I
got you know, you do your thing, your ceremony to
be in as a cub. I remember getting that wrong,
and the cub master, who was a woman incidentally, she
just laughed and said, it's alrighty, you'll get it to
(04:38):
my mum.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Now.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
My mom used to go drop me off and then
she get fishing into her and my brother get fish
and chips on the way on the way home, and
they'd pick me up when I get home, and the
fucking been in the warming drawer of the oven for
two hours. Absolute shit. Yes, So that was another reason
why I hate it.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
That would suck.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
It was the same not as magnum p I was
make them.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
What I remember about cabs. Is our cabs were in stank.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Just like person.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yes, yeah, I don't even know, and I don't think
I ever achieved a bad I didn't get, but I
stole heaps.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
What so what you'd steal someone's.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Not playing, not someone they'd have like they have them them, Yeah,
steal them, steal them.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
That's like at our school intermediate, you had your sweater
and then down you get the ribbons for things you'd achieved,
like if you've got excellence and stuff, and people would
walk around with all the ribbons.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Down the arm.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I had none, So I became a guy that never
wore sweaters because I was never cold. But it's really
because I didn't have any ribbons and pathma.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yes, we're in your colds all the time.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Do you think no, It's weird, isn't it? People walking
around with all the accolades on their arm.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
At schools, a lot of.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
People would make them strive, but for you, it just
made you not weird that item of clothing.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
That's correct.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
So other people would have strived you just I'll be like, oh,
maybe I will strive.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Then I take a closer look at what they've got
and it's like, oh, you've got Excellence and Physics extreme fifteen.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Did you have a different color for representing the school?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
That was the only one I had, was the first
fifteen one. That was I had one the whole Big
Show week days from four on radio Hurarchym the Wracky
Big Show Podcast. We had bars, Yeah, that little bar
ribbon things.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Well, there's no ribbon involved. It was just literally like
if you've got a school blue for example, it.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Was just blue.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
It was just a blue has had what it was
embroidered into it, like a one centimeter wide little ribbon
thing in your shoulder there and some people had to
start on their other shoulder.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Right, not me, not all kezy, just the first fifteen one.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I have never kept any award I've ever been given,
and there's been.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
I was waiting for the second awards. What was your last,
last last award at school?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I got shiploads of stuff.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
But certificates don't count. But what of what of substance
did you get? Not like don't post.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Improved, don't poets and only poet in.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
The school ever kept any radio awards.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Radio awards, we haven't won one.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I got a certificate the other day. It was for
it was a stylist that was for for something in
the A C.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
C Oh Yeah, for I was also part of that
as well.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Yeah congrets, yeah yeah, But I mean as an individual, Joe,
it's not something where somebody else has had no idea,
put in all the work and then you tune up
on Wednesdays.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, but no, that's not what it was for. But
but no, seriously, I never keep any of that, so
I'm sure my like.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
My mum would What do you mean any of that stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Like certificates and qualifications and all that sort of ship
got qualification qualified, man, worry about.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
It, and don't don't mention your honorary radio certificate.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Is a doctor of Radio.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
You weren't the place can't even give those out that place.
Take what if you kept your yellowtel that we got
for you the other week.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I don't know where it is. I actually don't know
where it is.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
So Pugs and Mike earlier way to organize that from
the comedy fist.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I know where it is. It's on the brown leather
chair in my room next to the sex swing.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Using it as a jazz red.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Denzel Washington say, did I tell you about this? Denzel
Washington I did, asked about his oscar where he keeps
his oscar? Yes, and he said next to THEE.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah, yeah, how good?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
So do you reckon if we started now and we
said any year's time, we have to have a competition
who can get the most awards?
Speaker 4 (08:42):
That's quite a good thing, you know what I mean?
Do you get an award?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
But it can be anything, so like, okay, I could
win the best baking competition at the weekend. That counts
best baking competition, you know, like you just had to
try and get as many best awards.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, but who's in that case the best baking competition?
Where who's holding that competition.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Like an a P show? Oh you sure? You know
what I mean? Like it has to be something. It
can't be amongst the three of us. No, no, no, no, no,
except for the throbber at the end of the year.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
What about what about best Bobby Calf?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yes, it's Bobby Calf, absolutely, and like best lamb, like
most best presented lamp, things like that. And we went
up at the end of the you and go right
here are all the awards I've won this year.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Yeah, that's pretty good. That's quite a good idea.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Isn't It sounds like a lot of effort though, because.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
I mean, I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I don't keep them.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
I'm just not going to wear that jersey. Did you
keep but you're still the winner of it? You don't
need to keep it?
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Did you keep your Best Actor Award?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Jason Chapman? Chirp?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
I won What the hell is that?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Film? And Television Best Short.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Film, which I wrote, Yes, but you didn't and acted
in You write an accident it, but you didn't direct
it or produce it, which means, weirdly, the producer gets
their accolade, which is which I think is bullshit.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Yes, well, you nominated for her Talkback?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Did I?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Well, the show did the Best Comedy. Yeah, we got
nominated for Best Comedy.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Didn't you guys go to the TV Awards? Yeah we do? Well,
No we didn't.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
We had to write an acceptance speech, which we didn't.
Here we did a video except in case we won it,
which we did not. But well, Into Paranormal won it.
It had to be you know what I mean, had
to beat Yeah, so good. I won a carrot cake
when I was six? Does that count? But I don't
(10:32):
I don't even internet raffle. I think missus coote into
it for me.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I've won a raffle.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
I haven't even won a raffle. I haven't won ship.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I've won a couple of scratches.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Yeah, I'm trying to think of the last thing I won.
It's like nothing. I think when you win stuff and
it's pure lack, that doesn't count.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah, that's bullshit and alviosly you can just buy heaps
of scratches until you win.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I won.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Five bucks, but then you're saying to say that you
lost this so funny.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I also remember wagging assembly a lot because I'd be like,
I'm not gonna get the stificates anyway, so why should
I go to assembly?
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I remember they got meaningless ones like best best around
senior boy. That's pretty good, best boy, best all round
senior boy. Was everything like because I was like, you know,
Tennis Champion, Captain of the Credit, Captain of the second
fifteen rugby Drama. I've won four Drama Awards at Dilworth
(11:31):
in the road. No one's ever done that.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Or come close, yeah, vigo, or come close, come close.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Some people have come close.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Hey, listen to the d every day, weekday on Radio
O God.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I should tell the people that dream one day.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Yeah, yes, so good on the show.
Dud Dude. Fan of the Hurdarky Picture podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Make sure you check out more from Jay, Smike and
Kezy on their Instagram at Haducky Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Fortuning into them four to seven every weekday on Radio Hurdarky.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Thanks mate, I think we could make that thing that
we do on the Big Show. Fellows, what do you reckon?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I hate belching?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Do you like burping?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
No? Are you a belcher?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
No?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
No, not at all? Neither am I neither.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I've seen you after four beers.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, but if it's gassy from beers to have her
quite bets.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I've had a lot of mates over the years that
were massive bouchers. Yeah. What was that? What was that show?
What was that great movie with all the Nuds and
Revenge of the Revenge of the Nuds.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Bogger Yeah, Bogger Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
And I just find it the most disgusting thing.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I'm glad to know that you would hate. Now it's
starting to drop in some belches, because you can do
some pretty horrendous ones, some real good ones.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Well, this is the thing, right, my mates, two of
them have they developed to have it together from working
together where that add their own voice underneath going yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah yeah, and they talk while the yeah yeah yeah,
but every just a regular bit they go, I won't
do that.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
When I'm farting.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
We used to get at boarding school. We used to
get like cartons of milk. Yeah, that would just as
and it would always be slightly warm. And there was
always my one mate who will remain nameless, who would
every morning scullet and then do a big warm milky
(01:49):
beer belch. Gross, And that just makes me go, no fun.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
It's getting funny by the second, actually belching real big ones. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I can't even really make myself.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
But I used to all the time as a kid.
It was one of those things.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
No, when you're a kid, it's one of those things
you had to learn how to do, like whistling and
like all those little things.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
One of them was learning how to mix up.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Can you guys curl your tongue?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Mm hmm yeah, everyone could do that wrong. Well, what
do you mean do you just did it to me?
So I did it back and he.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Goes so six truly graphic and Chad, what me killing
my tongue and pointing it at me?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I was just.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
And there's another thing I saw today that only like
ten percent of Remember the.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Cubs thing, we will do our best. Yeah, Cabs, will
you do your best? Okay, well he is.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
There where you join your famine the small finger and
you do the Only a very more portion of people
can do that. Really, yes, pegson, can you do that?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
A very small portion? You mean you can't.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I can't do it. But I did read today weirdly
enough that only like ten percent or something of the
population can do it.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
And one hundred percent of the people that can't do
it have got massive downstairs probably.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah, yeah, that's a bullshit fact that percent of the
population can do it and three of us can and
you can't.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Never been able to do that. That's why I was
never never a good cubs.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
A cub of scout. Yes, before you're.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Before you're a scout. A scout, you're a.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Cub, before you're a scout, you're a cub.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Akay, we will do our best, Cubs, Well, you do
your best.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
We will do Actually was we will do our best.
So you both were cubs, yes.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
And I was also boys Brigade, which was like it's
like the Hitler youth like that. It was a little
bit like we were all in black.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
And you were taught to do army stuff, little star,
Well it's actually the girls brigade, so your girls brigade
and scouts.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
The fact that they had boys brigade was frowned upon, right.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I don't even know how I got into that, but
I know that it was outside the school all right,
because cubs was at the school.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I hated it, so did. I hated it.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I could never nail which at hand to salute with
what I'd always get there. I remember distinctly when I
got you know, you do your thing, your ceremony to
be in as a cub. I remember getting that wrong,
and the cub master, who was a woman incidentally, she
just laughed and said, it's alrighty, you'll get it to
(04:38):
my mum.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Now.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
My mom used to go drop me off and then
she get fishing into her and my brother get fish
and chips on the way on the way home, and
they'd pick me up when I get home, and the
fucking been in the warming drawer of the oven for
two hours. Absolute shit. Yes, So that was another reason
why I hate it.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
That would suck.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
It was the same not as magnum p I was
make them.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
What I remember about cabs. Is our cabs were in stank.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Just like person.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yes, yeah, I don't even know, and I don't think
I ever achieved a bad I didn't get, but I
stole heaps.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
What so what you'd steal someone's.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Not playing, not someone they'd have like they have them them, Yeah,
steal them, steal them.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
That's like at our school intermediate, you had your sweater
and then down you get the ribbons for things you'd achieved,
like if you've got excellence and stuff, and people would
walk around with all the ribbons.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Down the arm.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I had none, So I became a guy that never
wore sweaters because I was never cold. But it's really
because I didn't have any ribbons and pathma.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yes, we're in your colds all the time.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Do you think no, It's weird, isn't it? People walking
around with all the accolades on their arm.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
At schools, a lot of.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
People would make them strive, but for you, it just
made you not weird that item of clothing.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
That's correct.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
So other people would have strived you just I'll be like, oh,
maybe I will strive.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Then I take a closer look at what they've got
and it's like, oh, you've got Excellence and Physics extreme fifteen.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Did you have a different color for representing the school?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
That was the only one I had, was the first
fifteen one. That was I had one the whole Big
Show week days from four on radio Hurarchym the Wracky
Big Show Podcast. We had bars, Yeah, that little bar
ribbon things.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Well, there's no ribbon involved. It was just literally like
if you've got a school blue for example, it.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Was just blue.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
It was just a blue has had what it was
embroidered into it, like a one centimeter wide little ribbon
thing in your shoulder there and some people had to
start on their other shoulder.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Right, not me, not all kezy, just the first fifteen one.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I have never kept any award I've ever been given,
and there's been.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
I was waiting for the second awards. What was your last,
last last award at school?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I got shiploads of stuff.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
But certificates don't count. But what of what of substance
did you get? Not like don't post.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Improved, don't poets and only poet in.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
The school ever kept any radio awards.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Radio awards, we haven't won one.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I got a certificate the other day. It was for
it was a stylist that was for for something in
the A C.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
C Oh Yeah, for I was also part of that
as well.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Yeah congrets, yeah yeah, But I mean as an individual, Joe,
it's not something where somebody else has had no idea,
put in all the work and then you tune up
on Wednesdays.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, but no, that's not what it was for. But
but no, seriously, I never keep any of that, so
I'm sure my like.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
My mum would What do you mean any of that stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Like certificates and qualifications and all that sort of ship
got qualification qualified, man, worry about.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
It, and don't don't mention your honorary radio certificate.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Is a doctor of Radio.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
You weren't the place can't even give those out that place.
Take what if you kept your yellowtel that we got
for you the other week.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I don't know where it is. I actually don't know
where it is.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
So Pugs and Mike earlier way to organize that from
the comedy fist.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I know where it is. It's on the brown leather
chair in my room next to the sex swing.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Using it as a jazz red.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Denzel Washington say, did I tell you about this? Denzel
Washington I did, asked about his oscar where he keeps
his oscar? Yes, and he said next to THEE.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah, yeah, how good?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
So do you reckon if we started now and we
said any year's time, we have to have a competition
who can get the most awards?
Speaker 4 (08:42):
That's quite a good thing, you know what I mean?
Do you get an award?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
But it can be anything, so like, okay, I could
win the best baking competition at the weekend. That counts
best baking competition, you know, like you just had to
try and get as many best awards.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, but who's in that case the best baking competition?
Where who's holding that competition.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Like an a P show? Oh you sure? You know
what I mean? Like it has to be something. It
can't be amongst the three of us. No, no, no, no, no,
except for the throbber at the end of the year.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
What about what about best Bobby Calf?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yes, it's Bobby Calf, absolutely, and like best lamb, like
most best presented lamp, things like that. And we went
up at the end of the you and go right
here are all the awards I've won this year.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Yeah, that's pretty good. That's quite a good idea.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Isn't It sounds like a lot of effort though, because.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
I mean, I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I don't keep them.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
I'm just not going to wear that jersey. Did you
keep but you're still the winner of it? You don't
need to keep it?
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Did you keep your Best Actor Award?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Jason Chapman? Chirp?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
I won What the hell is that?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Film? And Television Best Short.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Film, which I wrote, Yes, but you didn't and acted
in You write an accident it, but you didn't direct
it or produce it, which means, weirdly, the producer gets
their accolade, which is which I think is bullshit.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Yes, well, you nominated for her Talkback?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Did I?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Well, the show did the Best Comedy. Yeah, we got
nominated for Best Comedy.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Didn't you guys go to the TV Awards? Yeah we do? Well,
No we didn't.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
We had to write an acceptance speech, which we didn't.
Here we did a video except in case we won it,
which we did not. But well, Into Paranormal won it.
It had to be you know what I mean, had
to beat Yeah, so good. I won a carrot cake
when I was six? Does that count? But I don't
(10:32):
I don't even internet raffle. I think missus coote into
it for me.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I've won a raffle.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
I haven't even won a raffle. I haven't won ship.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I've won a couple of scratches.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Yeah, I'm trying to think of the last thing I won.
It's like nothing. I think when you win stuff and
it's pure lack, that doesn't count.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah, that's bullshit and alviosly you can just buy heaps
of scratches until you win.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I won.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Five bucks, but then you're saying to say that you
lost this so funny.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I also remember wagging assembly a lot because I'd be like,
I'm not gonna get the stificates anyway, so why should
I go to assembly?
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I remember they got meaningless ones like best best around
senior boy. That's pretty good, best boy, best all round
senior boy. Was everything like because I was like, you know,
Tennis Champion, Captain of the Credit, Captain of the second
fifteen rugby Drama. I've won four Drama Awards at Dilworth
(11:31):
in the road. No one's ever done that.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Or come close, yeah, vigo, or come close, come close.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Some people have come close.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Hey, listen to the d every day, weekday on Radio
O God.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I should tell the people that dream one day.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Yeah, yes, so good on the show.
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