October 10, 2025 • 13 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Keep talking a little sound chick sound chick sound chicks soundchick.
This is how we check our sound. This is how
we know sound going on sound sound chick to sound chick.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Too for all you mean bastards loving the Big Show podcast?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube and TikTok for
dogging for to siven every weekday on Radio correct. Here
you go. That's right, how we going? Feelers fizzed up? Man?
Busy weaking to hear? Does he weekend? Man? What are
you doing? Man? You meet down a little bit Jason?
(00:40):
A little bit, little bit, little bit little bit, Yeah,
what are you doing? Jays?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I couldn't really hear myself, just knocking it over. And
I love the sound of my own voice, as you know,
I do know that what's happening in this weekend?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Keys? Are you fucking sick?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
You know how I said that, I've got those like
not well to do people coming over. But the people
that snobs us, oh yeah, snobs, And they're not snobs,
I lovely, they're very.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Much snobby friends.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Well, they're just very much fifteen years older than us,
and so they are fifteen years further along, so about
my age maybe you're only like twenty five years.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, So they're like their houses and stuff are really nice,
and they've got really nice stuff. They hosted us all.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Their money on purse. Yeah, they say good, don't you know?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Look Keysy's till very well having nice stuff. But at
the end of the day, mate, it's that's not what
makes you happy man.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
What makes you a happy man is having a dick
that's gone to ruins over the course of three decades.
Got home last.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Night actually just on that feels the old dick's wrapped up.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
She's gone the little dick out the front of it.
Did you pour a drink? Man? Times are a change,
And I wish I had seen your house, Jason. Is
a shame because I'd like to see the change. Yeah,
well you take loads of befores. No, we didn't do
that with the garden either. Are really annoyed with ourselves.
But I was amazed because they've wrapped it all up.
Of course. How big the hole was, Yeah, take it out.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
That was quite a that was quite a big fucking deck.
And now he's putting in a floating deck float, yeah,
floating hither head of that before and he's going to
put in a floating deck, and I went with the
fucks A floating deck.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Just means it's not connected to the house, right, Yes,
it'll just be on its own little plastic feet or
is he anchoring it into the ground.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Well, there's all the foundations are really good foundation.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yes, so you said your foundations are fine.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
That was the worry that he's going to rip it
all up and go your foundations are fucked.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
We have to get rid of all those as well.
So days it's exciting. What's your timeline on all this bullshit?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Well, that's going to be done probably that'll be finished nick,
because he's doing Tuesday Thursday short, so that'll be finished
next week. Then we're going to get some concrete steps
for our driveway, then onto the big dick.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
And then about the whole thing. Everything that you're doing though, Ah,
what do you reckon? When do you reckon? You're going
to have someone in Well, what are you going to
be out yet this ship? Yes? Wow, that is the plan.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Absolutely, And and I said to my wife actually the
other day, if we're not out by the end of
the year, I'm going to be fucked off.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
You don't want to a bad mood time I'll tell
you what.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I'm often in a really good mood.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
It's no good. I'm never in a good mood at work,
right or golf. But okay, we've changed topics about one
hundred times.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I've even finished telling you about why it's a busy
weekend this week.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Carry what you're going to say? What were you going
to say?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
We we may have someone moving in. Yeah, that is
a friend of my wife. Oh manasa like moving them
while you're still there? No, which saves us a particularly
annoying job.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I know the one.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yes, So that's good. Back to your big weekend.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I want to hear about your extractor fan. No, it's
very boring chair.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yeah, right, right, right, But basically I've got to go
to somewhere and buy a caraffe and some nice glasses
to dry, because our glasses are shits.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Apparently we've gone to get out like our glass you mean,
like wine glasses.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah, and we've got like four this is going to
be six. We've got like four nice ones and the
rest of them all mismatch shitters. Yeah, so we just
need to be like, okay, we just need some nice's
fair enough.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
You kind of you kind of do, But I it's
one of those things where the men don't care generally speak,
generally speaking, but it's for woman, it's really important. You've
just got to accept that it is. Whereas for me,
I'll drink out of a jar. For example, I got
home last week when we were out of glasses. Yeah,
because we've got like three glasses for Gin and Tonics. Yeah,
(05:07):
and there was already three people at home, so I
just used this coffee cup as a GINI for Gin
and Tonic and the miss what are you using that
one for this? It's fine, Yeah, it does the job.
It's glass. I could take that blue the rubber grip
of it, that's his coffex on it.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Well, so tomorrow, literally the whole day is put aside
for us to pretty much remodel our entire house. The
Whole Arky Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Remember the Whole Warky Big Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, well it's going to be spotless, I tell you what.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
It's always gonna be clean, but we have to like
I've noticed that I opened the utensil drawer. Yeah, not
the knives and forks, the one underneath the big utensils,
all immaculate. I'm like, Wow, someone's organized them. Oh you're
worried about them looking at our utensil drawer, right, yeah yeah,
And she's like, no, I just thought it was time
for us.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
It's true, though, you do need those things to come
along to give you the reason to do the things.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, but this is like, this is a higher level
than I've ever experienced. Yeah, right, I need to buy
new glasses.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I couldn't give a fuck about my jaws. But anyway, Yeah,
but you also never invite anyone over. That's true. You've
just reminded me though. Actually we used to have.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Sex really high quality wine glass I'll be fucked if
I know where they are crystal No, no, but they
wouln't really do a crystal wine.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
That's not a wine idea. But they were really nice
fucking wine glasses. This is the world, goblet. But I
don't know where they are now. Could you made me?
My wife removed them from the house. Can I borrow them,
especially you don't drink. Yeah, well exactly you could if
I knew where they were.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Men that he gives them to me, I borrow Hordy
Jay's party and that are from like the thirties.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I used to like back in the day, I had
this really nice little sort of half beer glass like
a mug. It was like a fluted malass and I
used to love drinking my Beersi's.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Out of there. Yeah, I know the ones that you mean.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah, you get in the pub twelve or seven they're
cold a high boy, No, now I think of it.
They get seven ounces of the really small ones that
you're getting the res with your little plastic jug and
you've got a twelve About that tool that's a catalina
and it just sort of taping, oh, like a goblety
kind of one, not goblet, but like it's like a schooner, isn't.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
It's like a schooner? Yeah, okay, And I used to
love that glass drink and you could just do one
mouthful and she's gone, yeah, pretty much beautiful. And you
put it in that glass.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
It's like me with chips, right, you know, you'd go, oh,
so I can just sip it and yeah, but you're right.
She went down real easy in that glass.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Did she a schooner? Yeah, just more than a schooner.
What have they got? A medi? I think they call
it in Australia meddi They do a media a handle
or a pot two hundred and eighty five mills in Australia. Yep,
that's the bastard. Yes, it's slightly smaller than a schooner,
which is I love it.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
My favorite is that, you know the seven ounce glasses
they give you a razer, like the really old little
glasses they give you. I love sitting down with a
giant jug of beer and a tiny little cup.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yes, because it was making me want to drink.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
The smaller the cup, I reckon the I agree, And
it's weird as long as you.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Know you've got the giant vestible to keep it bang
so good. Imagine sitting down here so I can put
it in here, Yeah, put it, pop it in here,
and then I'll put it in there. Imagine if you
sat down with a beer tower and a seven ounce
little glass from the razor, but a tower with its
own little tap on it.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Imagine how fun that would be. Yeah, just you and
the beer tower. Yeah, they have those that eat the noodles. Really,
the beer towers. We're gonna go there. We do eat
a noodle bar the other day. A couple of weeks away,
isn't that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Couple of three Well, past it the other day. I
was like, wow, it's way fancy than I thought. Really good, yeah,
because the other ones are all ship like right, not ship,
but just like, here's your noodles.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
It's good fun in there. It's a good fun joint.
You mean like.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
West Auckland stuff. Here's your noodles.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
What it's like?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah, yeah, I've been there a couple of times. It's
not it's not the flashest place. And the one in
Dominion Roads you can never get a seat. I don't
even bother.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Four seats though, isn't it? So that's your busy weekend keys,
is it? You got that?
Speaker 3 (09:24):
No prepping the entire house remodeling it Like, we're getting
some painting work done right now on the outside of
my house. My wife is like, that's going to be
like finished before they come tomorrow, right, I think so?
So I asked the trailer. I was like, because I
was supposed to finish what is he yesterday? The base
of my house?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Right? You know?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
So we've got a bricantile house and the base, the
white part with like plaster on it is just really
old and faded and blah blah blah. So we just
got that all painted.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah. I went around to a mates place a couple
of weeks ago, and I've never been to his house before,
and he's got four kids, and I said, I'll come
over and this will be the time, I see. Just
make sure it's spotless by the time I get there,
you know, because that's what That's what everybody, that's what
our experience is, right, is it? You know you're tidy
it from fucking top to bottom. Yeah, went around the
(10:11):
ship everywhere. Yeah, food on the floor, amazing, and it
was And it was great because I felt like I'd
been welcomed into their home. This is what this is that,
this is how it is their house. I've done nothing
special for me because I'm nothing special to them in
the sense that I'm not royalty. No, no, you just past.
(10:33):
You can come into her house exactly. It was. It
was some people.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
It depends on like I personally don't care. I care
a wee bit enough to be like I tidy things
up a bit, but like Lucy and her like a
few of her friends and stuff. One of them found
out that I'd gone run to their house without her
knowing because I was grabbing something off the husband and
then She's just like, and did you completely re the
entire house? And I walked in there was like kids
toys everywhere, and it was real normal and it was
(10:57):
sweet airs And then she was like the woods found
out that I'd been there, it was like freaking out.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
At no point, would you ever leave the house and
just be like, I mean, I had been to some
people's houses, but there's something wrong with them. Their house
is so fucking messy. Yeah, but would you never be
and I lived in the house and be like, oh
my fucking it's a waste. It is a weird. I
find it weird.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I would you rather be in a house it feels
like a home? Well, I fucking hate going into houses
and I feel like I'm in a museum and.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Everything because you're the oldest thing in it.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
There's fucking picture books and you know, a little flower
display and fifty cushions on the fucking thing and everything's
I maculate.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yea that ship man taste of the real world. You
don't mean that? Yeah? Was that?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
That's the closest thing we've had at a hypothetical Yeah,
but you know what.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I mean, though, It's like, I'm not trying to put
my house in fucking house and garden.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
All my life. Well, you could try, but they wouldn't
have it.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yeah, well they would, they wouldn't have it.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
God. I watched an episode last night of Grenda's and Sellers.
In the version.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
The thing that cracks me up on this is that
our friends always go, man, you guys, house is always
so tidy, and you're like, yeah, yeah, you can't come here.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I always tell people. I always tell people, this isn't
what it's like, mind you.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
There's no excuse for not having a tidy house if
it's just two of you living there.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
And it is tidy in my opinion, But it's like
show home tidy when anyone comes around.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
That's what I mean. I hate going into show home
houses sweet well, but literally is it. And I don't
hate it because at least it gets done, like it
gives you. It's it gives you a timeline because we
clean the house every week. Yeah, but the shout that
you know, the bath gets done, the show gets done,
and sink the toy. It doesn't bother me because at
least it's done, and it's so really quick and I'm
not the only one doing it.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Can you invite me around your house, keasy when it's
really filthy.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
No, about about quarter past midnight right now, Yeah, Hey,
listen to the Big Show four or seven weekdays on
the old Odaki.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
There, itchy eyeballs No, probably cancer m hm
Keep talking a little sound chick sound chick sound chicks soundchick.
This is how we check our sound. This is how
we know sound going on sound sound chick to sound chick.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Too for all you mean bastards loving the Big Show podcast?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube and TikTok for
dogging for to siven every weekday on Radio correct. Here
you go. That's right, how we going? Feelers fizzed up? Man?
Busy weaking to hear? Does he weekend? Man? What are
you doing? Man? You meet down a little bit Jason?
(00:40):
A little bit, little bit, little bit little bit, Yeah,
what are you doing? Jays?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I couldn't really hear myself, just knocking it over. And
I love the sound of my own voice, as you know,
I do know that what's happening in this weekend?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Keys? Are you fucking sick?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
You know how I said that, I've got those like
not well to do people coming over. But the people
that snobs us, oh yeah, snobs, And they're not snobs,
I lovely, they're very.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Much snobby friends.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Well, they're just very much fifteen years older than us,
and so they are fifteen years further along, so about
my age maybe you're only like twenty five years.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, So they're like their houses and stuff are really nice,
and they've got really nice stuff. They hosted us all.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Their money on purse. Yeah, they say good, don't you know?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Look Keysy's till very well having nice stuff. But at
the end of the day, mate, it's that's not what
makes you happy man.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
What makes you a happy man is having a dick
that's gone to ruins over the course of three decades.
Got home last.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Night actually just on that feels the old dick's wrapped up.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
She's gone the little dick out the front of it.
Did you pour a drink? Man? Times are a change,
And I wish I had seen your house, Jason. Is
a shame because I'd like to see the change. Yeah,
well you take loads of befores. No, we didn't do
that with the garden either. Are really annoyed with ourselves.
But I was amazed because they've wrapped it all up.
Of course. How big the hole was, Yeah, take it out.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
That was quite a that was quite a big fucking deck.
And now he's putting in a floating deck float, yeah,
floating hither head of that before and he's going to
put in a floating deck, and I went with the
fucks A floating deck.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Just means it's not connected to the house, right, Yes,
it'll just be on its own little plastic feet or
is he anchoring it into the ground.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Well, there's all the foundations are really good foundation.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yes, so you said your foundations are fine.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
That was the worry that he's going to rip it
all up and go your foundations are fucked.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
We have to get rid of all those as well.
So days it's exciting. What's your timeline on all this bullshit?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Well, that's going to be done probably that'll be finished nick,
because he's doing Tuesday Thursday short, so that'll be finished
next week. Then we're going to get some concrete steps
for our driveway, then onto the big dick.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
And then about the whole thing. Everything that you're doing though, Ah,
what do you reckon? When do you reckon? You're going
to have someone in Well, what are you going to
be out yet this ship? Yes? Wow, that is the plan.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Absolutely, And and I said to my wife actually the
other day, if we're not out by the end of
the year, I'm going to be fucked off.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
You don't want to a bad mood time I'll tell
you what.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I'm often in a really good mood.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
It's no good. I'm never in a good mood at work,
right or golf. But okay, we've changed topics about one
hundred times.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I've even finished telling you about why it's a busy
weekend this week.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Carry what you're going to say? What were you going
to say?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
We we may have someone moving in. Yeah, that is
a friend of my wife. Oh manasa like moving them
while you're still there? No, which saves us a particularly
annoying job.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I know the one.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yes, So that's good. Back to your big weekend.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I want to hear about your extractor fan. No, it's
very boring chair.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yeah, right, right, right, But basically I've got to go
to somewhere and buy a caraffe and some nice glasses
to dry, because our glasses are shits.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Apparently we've gone to get out like our glass you mean,
like wine glasses.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah, and we've got like four this is going to
be six. We've got like four nice ones and the
rest of them all mismatch shitters. Yeah, so we just
need to be like, okay, we just need some nice's
fair enough.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
You kind of you kind of do, But I it's
one of those things where the men don't care generally speak,
generally speaking, but it's for woman, it's really important. You've
just got to accept that it is. Whereas for me,
I'll drink out of a jar. For example, I got
home last week when we were out of glasses. Yeah,
because we've got like three glasses for Gin and Tonics. Yeah,
(05:07):
and there was already three people at home, so I
just used this coffee cup as a GINI for Gin
and Tonic and the miss what are you using that
one for this? It's fine, Yeah, it does the job.
It's glass. I could take that blue the rubber grip
of it, that's his coffex on it.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Well, so tomorrow, literally the whole day is put aside
for us to pretty much remodel our entire house. The
Whole Arky Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Remember the Whole Warky Big Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, well it's going to be spotless, I tell you what.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
It's always gonna be clean, but we have to like
I've noticed that I opened the utensil drawer. Yeah, not
the knives and forks, the one underneath the big utensils,
all immaculate. I'm like, Wow, someone's organized them. Oh you're
worried about them looking at our utensil drawer, right, yeah yeah,
And she's like, no, I just thought it was time
for us.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
It's true, though, you do need those things to come
along to give you the reason to do the things.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, but this is like, this is a higher level
than I've ever experienced. Yeah, right, I need to buy
new glasses.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I couldn't give a fuck about my jaws. But anyway, Yeah,
but you also never invite anyone over. That's true. You've
just reminded me though. Actually we used to have.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Sex really high quality wine glass I'll be fucked if
I know where they are crystal No, no, but they
wouln't really do a crystal wine.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
That's not a wine idea. But they were really nice
fucking wine glasses. This is the world, goblet. But I
don't know where they are now. Could you made me?
My wife removed them from the house. Can I borrow them,
especially you don't drink. Yeah, well exactly you could if
I knew where they were.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Men that he gives them to me, I borrow Hordy
Jay's party and that are from like the thirties.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I used to like back in the day, I had
this really nice little sort of half beer glass like
a mug. It was like a fluted malass and I
used to love drinking my Beersi's.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Out of there. Yeah, I know the ones that you mean.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah, you get in the pub twelve or seven they're
cold a high boy, No, now I think of it.
They get seven ounces of the really small ones that
you're getting the res with your little plastic jug and
you've got a twelve About that tool that's a catalina
and it just sort of taping, oh, like a goblety
kind of one, not goblet, but like it's like a schooner, isn't.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
It's like a schooner? Yeah, okay, And I used to
love that glass drink and you could just do one
mouthful and she's gone, yeah, pretty much beautiful. And you
put it in that glass.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
It's like me with chips, right, you know, you'd go, oh,
so I can just sip it and yeah, but you're right.
She went down real easy in that glass.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Did she a schooner? Yeah, just more than a schooner.
What have they got? A medi? I think they call
it in Australia meddi They do a media a handle
or a pot two hundred and eighty five mills in Australia. Yep,
that's the bastard. Yes, it's slightly smaller than a schooner,
which is I love it.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
My favorite is that, you know the seven ounce glasses
they give you a razer, like the really old little
glasses they give you. I love sitting down with a
giant jug of beer and a tiny little cup.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yes, because it was making me want to drink.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
The smaller the cup, I reckon the I agree, And
it's weird as long as you.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Know you've got the giant vestible to keep it bang
so good. Imagine sitting down here so I can put
it in here, Yeah, put it, pop it in here,
and then I'll put it in there. Imagine if you
sat down with a beer tower and a seven ounce
little glass from the razor, but a tower with its
own little tap on it.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Imagine how fun that would be. Yeah, just you and
the beer tower. Yeah, they have those that eat the noodles. Really,
the beer towers. We're gonna go there. We do eat
a noodle bar the other day. A couple of weeks away,
isn't that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Couple of three Well, past it the other day. I
was like, wow, it's way fancy than I thought. Really good, yeah,
because the other ones are all ship like right, not ship,
but just like, here's your noodles.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
It's good fun in there. It's a good fun joint.
You mean like.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
West Auckland stuff. Here's your noodles.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
What it's like?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah, yeah, I've been there a couple of times. It's
not it's not the flashest place. And the one in
Dominion Roads you can never get a seat. I don't
even bother.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Four seats though, isn't it? So that's your busy weekend keys,
is it? You got that?
Speaker 3 (09:24):
No prepping the entire house remodeling it Like, we're getting
some painting work done right now on the outside of
my house. My wife is like, that's going to be
like finished before they come tomorrow, right, I think so?
So I asked the trailer. I was like, because I
was supposed to finish what is he yesterday? The base
of my house?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Right? You know?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
So we've got a bricantile house and the base, the
white part with like plaster on it is just really
old and faded and blah blah blah. So we just
got that all painted.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah. I went around to a mates place a couple
of weeks ago, and I've never been to his house before,
and he's got four kids, and I said, I'll come
over and this will be the time, I see. Just
make sure it's spotless by the time I get there,
you know, because that's what That's what everybody, that's what
our experience is, right, is it? You know you're tidy
it from fucking top to bottom. Yeah, went around the
(10:11):
ship everywhere. Yeah, food on the floor, amazing, and it
was And it was great because I felt like I'd
been welcomed into their home. This is what this is that,
this is how it is their house. I've done nothing
special for me because I'm nothing special to them in
the sense that I'm not royalty. No, no, you just past.
(10:33):
You can come into her house exactly. It was. It
was some people.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
It depends on like I personally don't care. I care
a wee bit enough to be like I tidy things
up a bit, but like Lucy and her like a
few of her friends and stuff. One of them found
out that I'd gone run to their house without her
knowing because I was grabbing something off the husband and
then She's just like, and did you completely re the
entire house? And I walked in there was like kids
toys everywhere, and it was real normal and it was
(10:57):
sweet airs And then she was like the woods found
out that I'd been there, it was like freaking out.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
At no point, would you ever leave the house and
just be like, I mean, I had been to some
people's houses, but there's something wrong with them. Their house
is so fucking messy. Yeah, but would you never be
and I lived in the house and be like, oh
my fucking it's a waste. It is a weird. I
find it weird.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I would you rather be in a house it feels
like a home? Well, I fucking hate going into houses
and I feel like I'm in a museum and.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Everything because you're the oldest thing in it.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
There's fucking picture books and you know, a little flower
display and fifty cushions on the fucking thing and everything's
I maculate.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yea that ship man taste of the real world. You
don't mean that? Yeah? Was that?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
That's the closest thing we've had at a hypothetical Yeah,
but you know what.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I mean, though, It's like, I'm not trying to put
my house in fucking house and garden.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
All my life. Well, you could try, but they wouldn't
have it.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yeah, well they would, they wouldn't have it.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
God. I watched an episode last night of Grenda's and Sellers.
In the version.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
The thing that cracks me up on this is that
our friends always go, man, you guys, house is always
so tidy, and you're like, yeah, yeah, you can't come here.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I always tell people. I always tell people, this isn't
what it's like, mind you.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
There's no excuse for not having a tidy house if
it's just two of you living there.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
And it is tidy in my opinion, But it's like
show home tidy when anyone comes around.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
That's what I mean. I hate going into show home
houses sweet well, but literally is it. And I don't
hate it because at least it gets done, like it
gives you. It's it gives you a timeline because we
clean the house every week. Yeah, but the shout that
you know, the bath gets done, the show gets done,
and sink the toy. It doesn't bother me because at
least it's done, and it's so really quick and I'm
not the only one doing it.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Can you invite me around your house, keasy when it's
really filthy.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
No, about about quarter past midnight right now, Yeah, Hey,
listen to the Big Show four or seven weekdays on
the old Odaki.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
There, itchy eyeballs No, probably cancer m hm
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