October 1, 2025 • 13 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
How her ever, moon vibes off Chase by the way,
Oh are you kidding me? You guys ready to go?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yes? God see for all your mad bastards loving the
Big Show podcast Get Up Even Closer on Instagram, YouTube
and TikTok for four to seven every weekday. Raw Dog.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
They used to call them back in.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
The day that none of your beeswax keezy.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
How are the girls? Both ways?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
It's funny you should talk about the girls because I
am having a chat with two of them at the moment.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Are you one of not one of your girls? No,
you're not one of my girls.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
But one of them has girls.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
One of them has access to my card and the
other doesn't. And the others going, why don't I have
access to your card?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
And you're going, wait, why does the other one have
access to How did she get excess?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Why has she got excess? Remember when there was all
those uber charges that were being go on, You're and
you couldn't work it out.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
I I'm not going to go here. Actually I'm going
to I want to stop this conversation up.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Being user user era for old hoj No.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Because he thought he had been hacked and someone in
Amsterdam was using his Uber account, but no, it comes
up as uber it shows Amsterdam.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Yeah, let's just say that my wife is a very
charitable person, right ah.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Okay, let's just say that. Do you want to delve
deeper into that? Not really, but.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Suffice to say she's very generous, good on her on her,
very generous indeed.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Money.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
So I go, what the fuck is blah blah blah,
and she'll go, oh, yes, I signed up for that.
So it's a monthly thing, right.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
That much?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
A month like he stuff outside the supermarket, you know,
people with lanyards and clipboards sort.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Of more along the lines of you cheer yogurt, etcetera.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
No more along the lines of your sort of international charities.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, okay, So between her doing that and then you
don't throw shit? Man, is it a real like weird
Brady mood as well? Is it because of the promo
meeting that you're in a her?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
No, I'm not in a her there, it's just you
and Pugs and Isaac is banging.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Well.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yes, for the people that don't know, every week we
have a promotions meeting, so all the sort of the
little ads and things we run.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, the campaigns and competition.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah. Yeah, we don't just get to bring this to
you for free. It's got to be you know, this
is going to be paid for, man, So you pay
for it with six songs from Tom Petty and the
Chilis and some ads. And for those of you who
are listening today, you would have heard some diamonds on
Richmond Chat. Yeah, and so we were discussing that, weren't we, Jase,
but was just trying to wrap our heads around it
(02:55):
because it was a little bit convoluted.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yes, before we go and talk about it on the
radio with full confidence.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah, well this is before we've done the radio, that's right.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Can I just qualify that I'm not talking about the meeting.
The meeting was fine, and I think you'll find I
was very engaged.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
In that meeting. Well you look, can I give you
credit your credits due because we had about five different
things to talk about, the different sponsorships we're doing welfare
it's high five. Yeah, and but you were very you
wanted to make sure you got it right and that's
a yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Tipically kept to your professionals and the JAST very well. Thanks.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
What I was referring to what I was referring to
is when I arrived. I'm talking pre meeting. Oh yeah,
and Pugs and Kesey and Isaac were banging on about
the movie they watched last night.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
It was just it just went on and on. Oh
what about her name? Oh, I tell you who I
really liked. He was really cool. Her name was Jungle Pussy.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
So then don't spoil it for me. Yeah, no, I'm
going to this movie. But that's a good name. I
want to be surprised by that name when I go
to the movie. So it's not the meeting at all. No,
that's what I'm saying that people people.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, and by the way, he came in ten minutes
early and we were just chatting.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
And I wasn't even here. So you can have the meeting,
can I.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Liken it too well? While you're away?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Mogi and and Pugs was in the studio here, bloody
game of chat We did it once, banging on every break,
every single break game a chair.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Oh no, but you've got to get extra strong.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Tendons reinforced tendin cyber. Yeah, it changes the way you
play a bit.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Double the height.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
No, that's the thing. Do you know I saw a
robot and sorry, this is just like this gaming ship
has just reminded me of that. This guy over in China,
they've got a robot robots that you can hire at
the bottom of this tempoole or whatever, and it's got
heaps of steers. So you can jump into this robot
which is still league.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
They've seen that, and they climb it walks for you.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I can also run for you and the guys just
like I am just trying to run, but it's doing
all the running for me. I'm making no effort. It's
pretty fucking awesome. It means that eventually your but you
won't even need your body.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, that's where we're sort of heading to.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
A brain on a stick.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Have you guys seen Wally Wally.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Movie movie Chair Hang on please?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
So in that movie, all the humans literally just float
around on little seats and a giant and just like, yeah,
don't do anything or have to because of basically technology.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
That's what it is.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
And the world is completely screwed, and Waly has been
sent back to the world to like help tidy up
or rebuild or something on his own. The whole Achy
Big Show Days from four on Radio Hurarky.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I sort of noticed these things as I've gotten older.
I've took the little markers in my life where I've
noticed them and they're a bit annoying, or you see
things you're like, fuck do we need that? Well, for me,
it's it's. One of the first ones was having keyless
entries in your in your key for your car. Yeah,
so you can't even be bothered turning the key. So
(06:15):
now we've got eight billion batteries now that have to
get buried in the earth somewhere every single years. That's
sort of two or three of those. Ye sweet airs.
So that was one of them. And then the new
one they've got is the button on your boot to
close it, to close it and open it, and a
remote on your a button on your remote so it
opens automatically, because God forbid you have to do that.
(06:37):
And then but this is the thing. I was borrowing
my cousin's car and I was like, this is a
fucking joke. Well, now I can't live without it. What
the boot? The boot really it's really and I was
fucking hating it. And it's really handy when you got
arms fallow shit, I wrapped that out of my car.
I have to do it manually the boot you know
the I mean, no, too lazy.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
You ripped it out?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Or did the guy who was doing your warrant and
service rip it out by accident?
Speaker 4 (07:04):
The actual truth is a battery ran out, and I'll
be fucked if I can put a new one.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah, it's so.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
The funny thing was because I went, oh my god,
I am such a massive brain. But I took it
to the mechanic and he went, oh yeah, and I'll
have to go online and figure out how to do this.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
What is it? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
It's just a battery that you put in your ignition
in your key chain, and it's.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Just can't I told you I do that for you,
and you said you're going to give it to me.
Do you have it just.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
The other day? I imagine yours is more high tech
than mine. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Probably.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
You'll literally take the key out open with the key
just came out, jam it in there and twist it
and holding pops. Do you see what I'm saying is
that you're talking about your mas de key. Yeah, and
you gave it to a mechanic who's now going to
google it. It will charge you labor.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
For this was about six months ago when you do it.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
But anyway, but yeah, and I'm going through this weird
thing now and I don't know if it's anxiety and
in public, but I don't think it is anxiety induced
because I always have anxiety, So.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
It's we don't know. I'm neither he there on that front.
Have you tried not jacking it in public?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
I find myself now, I find myself now having to
move all the time, and I and I am fucking
move well, like you know, walk out of relaxing active relation.
I've always been an active relaxing, but I've never been
good at sitting for a long period of time anyway.
(08:36):
But now I'm going, okay, I'm going to harness that
or by walking, for fucking minds.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Checking it in public and jacking it's really good because
I just haven't urged the walk and I.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Do it well. So it's just moving in general.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
It's not like you could go out and you could,
you know, try and fix it in your house and
fuck it or whatever. No.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
No, But having said that, and now you know, because
I'm on a mesh, I'm spending hours in the garden,
which I never did.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Heck and away its ship probably st stumps. Did I
tell you that?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Our neighbor he was watching us, me Ifing and Jeff
and trying to get a stump out because they're fucking.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I love that. I don't have Is this an international
term that? When did that come from?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I think so? Yeah, I love that there is a
term for it.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Yes, And because you know, and they're fucking deep in
the ground roots and I was chatting to our neighbor
came out and he said, oh.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
What you're doing there? What's his name? It's just Chris.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
And he goes, I've got something that will help you
there if you want to get the stumps out. And
it's this massively heavy, really long metal bar with like
a chiseled end and a pointed end, and you just
shove it in the earth by the stump and I
mean start leaving.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah, great, I like that.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
It is as heavy as fuck, but fifteen massively, massively effective.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
It's about the size of a toothpick. But Jason, why
are you pulling out daisy? J I got a real
he had a shocker man he was doing that. He
got out some daisies and then he went for a
ride on a bumblebee.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Fun.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
But it's great.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
I think I hate Daisy. I'm fitter now than when
I was in my thirties.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Yeah right, probably, Yeah, we're not as pissed.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Oh that as well?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
That helps.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Where'd you go on the bumblebee? I just went, you
know wherever? It took me, king around the garden.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Yeah, just.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Life. And then I smacked into the window and I
fell off.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
That's what he did with those four days off. He
was trying to find his way home.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Yeah, holding on for It's like the dragons and Game
of Thrones, trying to ride a dragon, but you're riding
a bubble riding a bumblebee.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I love the image of Jason. It's really good. Can we.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
That'd be great? Can you do that, Kenny?
Speaker 4 (11:17):
He's gonna whatever you can do today to get back
at me about him winking on about movies.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Oh yeah, well I don't want to. I don't know
what to do about that because I don't want to spoil. Okay, good,
I'm going to go to it. What's happening this weekend?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
I'm going to talk about I'm going to talk about
my experience of watching a movie having not seen the
trailer or knowing anything about it right. I'm very conscious
of the fact that both of you guys are probably gonna
watch it in the next week.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yes, you're excited. I've got the Smashing Machine tonight. That one.
Johnson's pretty good going for a kid does look good?
Looks really good.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Yeah, I award she is a she is a great actor.
She is I'll tell you what I love watching it.
I love And who was the other person you mentioned?
Who was the other person in it?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Dwayne Johnson? Hate him?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
If I had the opportunity to act with Emily Blunt,
I was going to say the rock But what were
you going to say?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
What?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
So let's just say Emily or Emily Blunt?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Who would you choose?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Emily Blant is just she's the hell of her She
is next level.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I'm gonna also stay there though, Jason, have you seen
the sequel to Get Shorty?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
What's that called Get Shorty Too?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Yeah, something along those ones, probably a butt the Rocks.
And it is his first acting performance and he's fucking brilliant,
and since then he's only done these stupid action movies.
Is a very good actor. Yeah, so I'm looking forward
to seeing them and this I think you'd be surprised.
I just hate his body, well about forty pounds, so
twenty thirty kilos of muscle he's lost.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
And fairness to him. Aparently he's a bloody nice bloke.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
A very nice man. But he's always up to three
or four hours late to see every day, which makes
me hate him.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
But that makes me hate him.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Such a key, Yeah, because Keys is always late and
not here early, having a convo with his mates about movies,
and then Jace walks in, and because we haven't adjusted
our conversation to the fact that Jason is now here,
we're the a holes.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah, what do you want us to talk about?
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Video games? Or golf?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah? What do you want to chat at golf? So
when you walk in, we'll start chatting about golf. This
is what I want. Shut the fuck up. Come only.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
You're right in here on your bumblebee, you expect your
to shut the fuck up?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Hey, listen? Is the Big Show four or seven weekdays?
By the way, Hold up,
How her ever, moon vibes off Chase by the way,
Oh are you kidding me? You guys ready to go?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yes? God see for all your mad bastards loving the
Big Show podcast Get Up Even Closer on Instagram, YouTube
and TikTok for four to seven every weekday. Raw Dog.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
They used to call them back in.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
The day that none of your beeswax keezy.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
How are the girls? Both ways?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
It's funny you should talk about the girls because I
am having a chat with two of them at the moment.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Are you one of not one of your girls? No,
you're not one of my girls.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
But one of them has girls.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
One of them has access to my card and the
other doesn't. And the others going, why don't I have
access to your card?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
And you're going, wait, why does the other one have
access to How did she get excess?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Why has she got excess? Remember when there was all
those uber charges that were being go on, You're and
you couldn't work it out.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
I I'm not going to go here. Actually I'm going
to I want to stop this conversation up.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Being user user era for old hoj No.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Because he thought he had been hacked and someone in
Amsterdam was using his Uber account, but no, it comes
up as uber it shows Amsterdam.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Yeah, let's just say that my wife is a very
charitable person, right ah.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Okay, let's just say that. Do you want to delve
deeper into that? Not really, but.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Suffice to say she's very generous, good on her on her,
very generous indeed.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Money.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
So I go, what the fuck is blah blah blah,
and she'll go, oh, yes, I signed up for that.
So it's a monthly thing, right.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
That much?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
A month like he stuff outside the supermarket, you know,
people with lanyards and clipboards sort.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Of more along the lines of you cheer yogurt, etcetera.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
No more along the lines of your sort of international charities.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, okay, So between her doing that and then you
don't throw shit? Man, is it a real like weird
Brady mood as well? Is it because of the promo
meeting that you're in a her?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
No, I'm not in a her there, it's just you
and Pugs and Isaac is banging.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Well.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yes, for the people that don't know, every week we
have a promotions meeting, so all the sort of the
little ads and things we run.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, the campaigns and competition.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah. Yeah, we don't just get to bring this to
you for free. It's got to be you know, this
is going to be paid for, man, So you pay
for it with six songs from Tom Petty and the
Chilis and some ads. And for those of you who
are listening today, you would have heard some diamonds on
Richmond Chat. Yeah, and so we were discussing that, weren't we, Jase,
but was just trying to wrap our heads around it
(02:55):
because it was a little bit convoluted.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yes, before we go and talk about it on the
radio with full confidence.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah, well this is before we've done the radio, that's right.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Can I just qualify that I'm not talking about the meeting.
The meeting was fine, and I think you'll find I
was very engaged.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
In that meeting. Well you look, can I give you
credit your credits due because we had about five different
things to talk about, the different sponsorships we're doing welfare
it's high five. Yeah, and but you were very you
wanted to make sure you got it right and that's
a yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Tipically kept to your professionals and the JAST very well. Thanks.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
What I was referring to what I was referring to
is when I arrived. I'm talking pre meeting. Oh yeah,
and Pugs and Kesey and Isaac were banging on about
the movie they watched last night.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
It was just it just went on and on. Oh
what about her name? Oh, I tell you who I
really liked. He was really cool. Her name was Jungle Pussy.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
So then don't spoil it for me. Yeah, no, I'm
going to this movie. But that's a good name. I
want to be surprised by that name when I go
to the movie. So it's not the meeting at all. No,
that's what I'm saying that people people.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, and by the way, he came in ten minutes
early and we were just chatting.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
And I wasn't even here. So you can have the meeting,
can I.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Liken it too well? While you're away?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Mogi and and Pugs was in the studio here, bloody
game of chat We did it once, banging on every break,
every single break game a chair.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Oh no, but you've got to get extra strong.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Tendons reinforced tendin cyber. Yeah, it changes the way you
play a bit.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Double the height.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
No, that's the thing. Do you know I saw a
robot and sorry, this is just like this gaming ship
has just reminded me of that. This guy over in China,
they've got a robot robots that you can hire at
the bottom of this tempoole or whatever, and it's got
heaps of steers. So you can jump into this robot
which is still league.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
They've seen that, and they climb it walks for you.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I can also run for you and the guys just
like I am just trying to run, but it's doing
all the running for me. I'm making no effort. It's
pretty fucking awesome. It means that eventually your but you
won't even need your body.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, that's where we're sort of heading to.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
A brain on a stick.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Have you guys seen Wally Wally.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Movie movie Chair Hang on please?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
So in that movie, all the humans literally just float
around on little seats and a giant and just like, yeah,
don't do anything or have to because of basically technology.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
That's what it is.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
And the world is completely screwed, and Waly has been
sent back to the world to like help tidy up
or rebuild or something on his own. The whole Achy
Big Show Days from four on Radio Hurarky.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I sort of noticed these things as I've gotten older.
I've took the little markers in my life where I've
noticed them and they're a bit annoying, or you see
things you're like, fuck do we need that? Well, for me,
it's it's. One of the first ones was having keyless
entries in your in your key for your car. Yeah,
so you can't even be bothered turning the key. So
(06:15):
now we've got eight billion batteries now that have to
get buried in the earth somewhere every single years. That's
sort of two or three of those. Ye sweet airs.
So that was one of them. And then the new
one they've got is the button on your boot to
close it, to close it and open it, and a
remote on your a button on your remote so it
opens automatically, because God forbid you have to do that.
(06:37):
And then but this is the thing. I was borrowing
my cousin's car and I was like, this is a
fucking joke. Well, now I can't live without it. What
the boot? The boot really it's really and I was
fucking hating it. And it's really handy when you got
arms fallow shit, I wrapped that out of my car.
I have to do it manually the boot you know
the I mean, no, too lazy.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
You ripped it out?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Or did the guy who was doing your warrant and
service rip it out by accident?
Speaker 4 (07:04):
The actual truth is a battery ran out, and I'll
be fucked if I can put a new one.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah, it's so.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
The funny thing was because I went, oh my god,
I am such a massive brain. But I took it
to the mechanic and he went, oh yeah, and I'll
have to go online and figure out how to do this.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
What is it? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
It's just a battery that you put in your ignition
in your key chain, and it's.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Just can't I told you I do that for you,
and you said you're going to give it to me.
Do you have it just.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
The other day? I imagine yours is more high tech
than mine. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Probably.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
You'll literally take the key out open with the key
just came out, jam it in there and twist it
and holding pops. Do you see what I'm saying is
that you're talking about your mas de key. Yeah, and
you gave it to a mechanic who's now going to
google it. It will charge you labor.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
For this was about six months ago when you do it.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
But anyway, but yeah, and I'm going through this weird
thing now and I don't know if it's anxiety and
in public, but I don't think it is anxiety induced
because I always have anxiety, So.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
It's we don't know. I'm neither he there on that front.
Have you tried not jacking it in public?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
I find myself now, I find myself now having to
move all the time, and I and I am fucking
move well, like you know, walk out of relaxing active relation.
I've always been an active relaxing, but I've never been
good at sitting for a long period of time anyway.
(08:36):
But now I'm going, okay, I'm going to harness that
or by walking, for fucking minds.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Checking it in public and jacking it's really good because
I just haven't urged the walk and I.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Do it well. So it's just moving in general.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
It's not like you could go out and you could,
you know, try and fix it in your house and
fuck it or whatever. No.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
No, But having said that, and now you know, because
I'm on a mesh, I'm spending hours in the garden,
which I never did.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Heck and away its ship probably st stumps. Did I
tell you that?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Our neighbor he was watching us, me Ifing and Jeff
and trying to get a stump out because they're fucking.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I love that. I don't have Is this an international
term that? When did that come from?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I think so? Yeah, I love that there is a
term for it.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Yes, And because you know, and they're fucking deep in
the ground roots and I was chatting to our neighbor
came out and he said, oh.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
What you're doing there? What's his name? It's just Chris.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
And he goes, I've got something that will help you
there if you want to get the stumps out. And
it's this massively heavy, really long metal bar with like
a chiseled end and a pointed end, and you just
shove it in the earth by the stump and I
mean start leaving.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah, great, I like that.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
It is as heavy as fuck, but fifteen massively, massively effective.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
It's about the size of a toothpick. But Jason, why
are you pulling out daisy? J I got a real
he had a shocker man he was doing that. He
got out some daisies and then he went for a
ride on a bumblebee.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Fun.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
But it's great.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
I think I hate Daisy. I'm fitter now than when
I was in my thirties.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Yeah right, probably, Yeah, we're not as pissed.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Oh that as well?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
That helps.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Where'd you go on the bumblebee? I just went, you
know wherever? It took me, king around the garden.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Yeah, just.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Life. And then I smacked into the window and I
fell off.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
That's what he did with those four days off. He
was trying to find his way home.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Yeah, holding on for It's like the dragons and Game
of Thrones, trying to ride a dragon, but you're riding
a bubble riding a bumblebee.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I love the image of Jason. It's really good. Can we.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
That'd be great? Can you do that, Kenny?
Speaker 4 (11:17):
He's gonna whatever you can do today to get back
at me about him winking on about movies.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Oh yeah, well I don't want to. I don't know
what to do about that because I don't want to spoil. Okay, good,
I'm going to go to it. What's happening this weekend?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
I'm going to talk about I'm going to talk about
my experience of watching a movie having not seen the
trailer or knowing anything about it right. I'm very conscious
of the fact that both of you guys are probably gonna
watch it in the next week.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yes, you're excited. I've got the Smashing Machine tonight. That one.
Johnson's pretty good going for a kid does look good?
Looks really good.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Yeah, I award she is a she is a great actor.
She is I'll tell you what I love watching it.
I love And who was the other person you mentioned?
Who was the other person in it?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Dwayne Johnson? Hate him?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
If I had the opportunity to act with Emily Blunt,
I was going to say the rock But what were
you going to say?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
What?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
So let's just say Emily or Emily Blunt?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Who would you choose?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Emily Blant is just she's the hell of her She
is next level.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I'm gonna also stay there though, Jason, have you seen
the sequel to Get Shorty?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
What's that called Get Shorty Too?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Yeah, something along those ones, probably a butt the Rocks.
And it is his first acting performance and he's fucking brilliant,
and since then he's only done these stupid action movies.
Is a very good actor. Yeah, so I'm looking forward
to seeing them and this I think you'd be surprised.
I just hate his body, well about forty pounds, so
twenty thirty kilos of muscle he's lost.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
And fairness to him. Aparently he's a bloody nice bloke.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
A very nice man. But he's always up to three
or four hours late to see every day, which makes
me hate him.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
But that makes me hate him.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Such a key, Yeah, because Keys is always late and
not here early, having a convo with his mates about movies,
and then Jace walks in, and because we haven't adjusted
our conversation to the fact that Jason is now here,
we're the a holes.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah, what do you want us to talk about?
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Video games? Or golf?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah? What do you want to chat at golf? So
when you walk in, we'll start chatting about golf. This
is what I want. Shut the fuck up. Come only.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
You're right in here on your bumblebee, you expect your
to shut the fuck up?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Hey, listen? Is the Big Show four or seven weekdays?
By the way, Hold up,
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