November 5, 2025 • 10 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
get up even Closer.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
On Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for raw dogging for
to Silver every weekday on radio. Yeah, have a little
chat with Pugs. We have something to Lauren's on the
phone in the office. That's how I pretend to do
like on the phone. And then you showed you your
bicyp I noticed that. Yeah, this is my bicep. Yeah, yeah,
(00:30):
my rider.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I didn't write the look on your face. Actually, when
you were chatting with Pugs about Lauren.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Sorry, I was chatting with Pugs about Lauren. Yeah, it
was there.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Well, you were you were saying you were talking to
Parks and you were looking at Lauren in the office there,
and you were quite leary.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh it's disgraceful.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
But yeah, I mean you're a young fella, and.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
So you're saying, because I'm a young fella, it's okay.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Now I'm not saying it's okay. But you know, you've
got hormone.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
To behavior gets a bit out of control of and
that's what he's saying.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Do you reckon? Do you guys ever think when it
comes to hormones right to what horrormones can you say
the chemicals in your body? Oh? Do you ever just
think like the only reason I feel like this is
because of some chemical No, I think, I know.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
I just go with it and that in fact, and
that's like when you have kids. Yeah, right, everything is programmed.
So everything that they do, all the stages they go through,
is just triggered in the DNA. Now is the time
that this happens? Now the time is this happened? That
just triggers the stuff inside of you that makes you
feel a certain way. But it's not how you actually
horts so a psychopath. That's just the lack of having
(01:41):
those things right, that's just the machine's just a little
bit broken.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Little a little bit broken. Hormones. Been a while since
you've had to deal with.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Mad I get waves of hormones.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I doubt it, I sure do.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
You know I'm still isn't that all the synapses are
still snapping in a way there?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Well, I am, and someone needs to put a bullet
in you.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
But I'm an old ram cast in the back pack,
constantly having a go at himself.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
See this is this is the interesting thing, right.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Rubbing himself up against.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Or in a knot in the like massive testicles. Oh yeah,
and whenever anyone appears or are you just had a
big bull swim?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah? You know what I mean, that's how you are.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
That's what I am.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Man explains your behavior around here. Disgust absolutely, yeah, do
you ever just like you know, because you know, if
you're really ribbed up right.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Are you meaning horny when you say you're.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Up, you're ready to go?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
It's literally just the chemicals in your body and your
animal desire to procreate.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
And that's what's amazing about getting older, kiys, and you
won't notice because you're still a young man. It's not
a mistake, is it, Jace? That your testosterone dips off
from forty it starts armating because shargging and having kids
is for young people, it's not for old people. So
old men aren't meant to be interested in having sex,
so they get rid of the testosterone. Nature is designed
(03:10):
it so you get rid of the testosterone so you're
not in used anymore. But the problem is now you
can get testosterone supplements that keeps you in the game, keys,
but really you just need to let it go. What
would you.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Would you say in all seriousness that you're not interested anymore.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Oh, in terms of how much compared to how much
I was interested. Absolutely, I would say that it's interesting
motivation like you used to be in the twenties, get laid.
I can't remember the last time I thought that.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah, no, I certainly haven't had thoughts. O. God, I
got to get laid.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
That's what it used to be. Shocking.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
But I was always in relationships.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I was always well fed relations And certainly there's a
drop off.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
You're in a green past still, you know, there's still
still a bit of life and the end bone. No,
there's there's a bit. It's not nothing compared to what
it was in your early twinties.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Its diminishes.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I remember being like.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Maybe fifteen and just feeling so powerful and so horny
and just so full of juice, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Very?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
It was a very Is that chips disgusting?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
You feel about chips now the way you feel about yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
The Hicky Big Show week days from four on Radio Hierarchy,
Remember the Wary Big Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
It just pure hormon. It's just chemicals in your body. Yes,
that's fucked, And I don't like that. I am like
basically swayed by these chemicals and programming.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
The other thing is they make you think that. You know,
you take drugs, and drugs make you feel this way. Right,
So if you took ecstasy for example, or MDMA for example,
oh man, look this was making me feel amazing. But
all it's doing is activating triggers in your body that
makes you release the drug that makes you feel like that.
So the serotonin, yeah, yeah, a huge flood of that
is what makes you feel like that. And mdm A
(05:15):
just triggers the release of it.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
It's it's not.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Even introducing this new drug into your body. It's just
making you release what's already inside of you.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Here's here's the thing that I've found. Kesy as you get.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Older, Yeah right, okay, jas.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
So you're full of hormones and it really does and
your horny, let's just say you horn You're really really horny,
and that's all your brain can think about.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Right, I need to have.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Sex, yes with anyone? And you don't care me.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
You know, you can become really annoying to your partner
who might not be in that mood.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, what is that?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
As you age, what I've.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Found is you're more in control roll of that, and
so you go, oh, I'm a bit horny, but I
can you know, give l take too bad.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what you want.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
It doesn't matter if I if I have sex or not.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I'm able to think of other things despite the fact
that I'm horny.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Weas when I back in the day, when I was horny,
that was it.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
That's because you were horny, that's.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Right, Because maybe it's because of the diminishment of the horniness.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yes, yeah, yeah, it's nearly twenties. Horny is like next level.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
You're not you're not learning to control the superpower, and
now you're good at it. It's your super power. It's weaned.
You're like old Wolverine. If you've seen the movie Logan
and he's just a shadow of sworn the set. He's
still got stuff and he could still kick some ass, yes,
but not like he used to be able to. Yes,
and see you feel sad for him and it makes
you cry at the end. The compulsion certainly isn't as strong. Yeah, yeah,
(06:53):
because you were a shocking bast.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I mean I was, I mean I was a horn dog.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
But doesn't that make you say, think fucking hell man,
like when you have a kid, it's like, God, I
know what dudes are like, because I was like that,
you know what I mean? Yes, and you're just.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Like especially when you've got four girls, it's like you
filthy little fuck.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
You've done well there actually, yes, none of them made kid?
Speaker 7 (07:16):
You know.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
And I tell you what, my wife is just aching
for a grandchild.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
You wouldn't give her another child, Jakes, imagine it's a kid.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I could not think of anything further from what I
would want to be doing.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Is do you know what could be quite funny radio
as if Jace calls his wife on here and just
tells her that he's been thinking about it and they
should try for another kid.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yeah, I'm sure my wife would really.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Be interesting to see how she responds obviously a smeller
straight away and be like, this is a radio gig,
but it's quite interesting to hear what she says.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Well, I know what she would say, go fuck yourself.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, yeah, it's interesting though, it's good.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Well, you see, just very quickly while we're on that subject,
you know, you're a massive horn dog. You're saying me
and horny all the time, and then you have kids
and that changes the equation too morning.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
No, no, no, you don't know, you don't right, So
I'm still you're going to just put it on the
back burner for a few years.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
What is putting it on the back burner, because it
mean what I think? Okay, well, certainly not with your wife.
I mean you've got all those other options still, but yeah,
certainly the wife. That's yeah, she's not interested anymore.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
This sho've got here, which is completely fair enough after
everything you put her through. Yeah, yeah. The sho I
got here is we've got Georgia from Zidim just eating
chips in the Bee studio, and I think she's worried
that you guys are saying true things about me.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
I just meant to be Yeah, no, you're not like that, man, Yeah, yeah, no.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
This is just make believe. This is just pretending that
Keysy is a massive horn dog.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Who do you Reckon is the biggest horn dog in
this Remember it's not me, it's now Pugs is trying
to make out like a term.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
But it's not like if we were all in our twenties,
I'd go, Mogi, I think it'll be you.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
A shocking burst.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I Reckon it's you. Jay Okay kissed man.
I reckon, old, I reckon. I could put my head
up and say I'm not super wired towards Sagan, but
I'm also not not wired towards you. You're in the middle,
the middle.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yourself have said that physical, the physical side of things
is very important to you.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
You've said that, really, yes you have, shegan, Yes, well,
it is important. It's still important to me. But it's
not like that's.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
You don't need to get disgusting about it. I don't
want to know what you do in the bed dream.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Anyway.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
You've now had a complete secture from start to finish.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Three trust that.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Four trust. But if you've enjoyed this, you should listen
to the radio show four to seven weekdays on Radio Hodky.
It's really good, yeah, man, so good.
For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
get up even Closer.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
On Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for raw dogging for
to Silver every weekday on radio. Yeah, have a little
chat with Pugs. We have something to Lauren's on the
phone in the office. That's how I pretend to do
like on the phone. And then you showed you your
bicyp I noticed that. Yeah, this is my bicep. Yeah, yeah,
(00:30):
my rider.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I didn't write the look on your face. Actually, when
you were chatting with Pugs about Lauren.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Sorry, I was chatting with Pugs about Lauren. Yeah, it
was there.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Well, you were you were saying you were talking to
Parks and you were looking at Lauren in the office there,
and you were quite leary.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh it's disgraceful.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
But yeah, I mean you're a young fella, and.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
So you're saying, because I'm a young fella, it's okay.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Now I'm not saying it's okay. But you know, you've
got hormone.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
To behavior gets a bit out of control of and
that's what he's saying.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Do you reckon? Do you guys ever think when it
comes to hormones right to what horrormones can you say
the chemicals in your body? Oh? Do you ever just
think like the only reason I feel like this is
because of some chemical No, I think, I know.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
I just go with it and that in fact, and
that's like when you have kids. Yeah, right, everything is programmed.
So everything that they do, all the stages they go through,
is just triggered in the DNA. Now is the time
that this happens? Now the time is this happened? That
just triggers the stuff inside of you that makes you
feel a certain way. But it's not how you actually
horts so a psychopath. That's just the lack of having
(01:41):
those things right, that's just the machine's just a little
bit broken.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Little a little bit broken. Hormones. Been a while since
you've had to deal with.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Mad I get waves of hormones.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I doubt it, I sure do.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
You know I'm still isn't that all the synapses are
still snapping in a way there?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Well, I am, and someone needs to put a bullet
in you.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
But I'm an old ram cast in the back pack,
constantly having a go at himself.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
See this is this is the interesting thing, right.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Rubbing himself up against.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Or in a knot in the like massive testicles. Oh yeah,
and whenever anyone appears or are you just had a
big bull swim?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah? You know what I mean, that's how you are.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
That's what I am.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Man explains your behavior around here. Disgust absolutely, yeah, do
you ever just like you know, because you know, if
you're really ribbed up right.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Are you meaning horny when you say you're.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Up, you're ready to go?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
It's literally just the chemicals in your body and your
animal desire to procreate.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
And that's what's amazing about getting older, kiys, and you
won't notice because you're still a young man. It's not
a mistake, is it, Jace? That your testosterone dips off
from forty it starts armating because shargging and having kids
is for young people, it's not for old people. So
old men aren't meant to be interested in having sex,
so they get rid of the testosterone. Nature is designed
(03:10):
it so you get rid of the testosterone so you're
not in used anymore. But the problem is now you
can get testosterone supplements that keeps you in the game, keys,
but really you just need to let it go. What
would you.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Would you say in all seriousness that you're not interested anymore.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Oh, in terms of how much compared to how much
I was interested. Absolutely, I would say that it's interesting
motivation like you used to be in the twenties, get laid.
I can't remember the last time I thought that.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah, no, I certainly haven't had thoughts. O. God, I
got to get laid.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
That's what it used to be. Shocking.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
But I was always in relationships.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I was always well fed relations And certainly there's a
drop off.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
You're in a green past still, you know, there's still
still a bit of life and the end bone. No,
there's there's a bit. It's not nothing compared to what
it was in your early twinties.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Its diminishes.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I remember being like.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Maybe fifteen and just feeling so powerful and so horny
and just so full of juice, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Very?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
It was a very Is that chips disgusting?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
You feel about chips now the way you feel about yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
The Hicky Big Show week days from four on Radio Hierarchy,
Remember the Wary Big Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
It just pure hormon. It's just chemicals in your body. Yes,
that's fucked, And I don't like that. I am like
basically swayed by these chemicals and programming.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
The other thing is they make you think that. You know,
you take drugs, and drugs make you feel this way. Right,
So if you took ecstasy for example, or MDMA for example,
oh man, look this was making me feel amazing. But
all it's doing is activating triggers in your body that
makes you release the drug that makes you feel like that.
So the serotonin, yeah, yeah, a huge flood of that
is what makes you feel like that. And mdm A
(05:15):
just triggers the release of it.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
It's it's not.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Even introducing this new drug into your body. It's just
making you release what's already inside of you.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Here's here's the thing that I've found. Kesy as you get.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Older, Yeah right, okay, jas.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
So you're full of hormones and it really does and
your horny, let's just say you horn You're really really horny,
and that's all your brain can think about.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Right, I need to have.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Sex, yes with anyone? And you don't care me.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
You know, you can become really annoying to your partner
who might not be in that mood.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, what is that?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
As you age, what I've.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Found is you're more in control roll of that, and
so you go, oh, I'm a bit horny, but I
can you know, give l take too bad.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what you want.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
It doesn't matter if I if I have sex or not.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I'm able to think of other things despite the fact
that I'm horny.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Weas when I back in the day, when I was horny,
that was it.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
That's because you were horny, that's.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Right, Because maybe it's because of the diminishment of the horniness.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yes, yeah, yeah, it's nearly twenties. Horny is like next level.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
You're not you're not learning to control the superpower, and
now you're good at it. It's your super power. It's weaned.
You're like old Wolverine. If you've seen the movie Logan
and he's just a shadow of sworn the set. He's
still got stuff and he could still kick some ass, yes,
but not like he used to be able to. Yes,
and see you feel sad for him and it makes
you cry at the end. The compulsion certainly isn't as strong. Yeah, yeah,
(06:53):
because you were a shocking bast.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I mean I was, I mean I was a horn dog.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
But doesn't that make you say, think fucking hell man,
like when you have a kid, it's like, God, I
know what dudes are like, because I was like that,
you know what I mean? Yes, and you're just.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Like especially when you've got four girls, it's like you
filthy little fuck.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
You've done well there actually, yes, none of them made kid?
Speaker 7 (07:16):
You know.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
And I tell you what, my wife is just aching
for a grandchild.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
You wouldn't give her another child, Jakes, imagine it's a kid.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I could not think of anything further from what I
would want to be doing.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Is do you know what could be quite funny radio
as if Jace calls his wife on here and just
tells her that he's been thinking about it and they
should try for another kid.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yeah, I'm sure my wife would really.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Be interesting to see how she responds obviously a smeller
straight away and be like, this is a radio gig,
but it's quite interesting to hear what she says.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Well, I know what she would say, go fuck yourself.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, yeah, it's interesting though, it's good.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Well, you see, just very quickly while we're on that subject,
you know, you're a massive horn dog. You're saying me
and horny all the time, and then you have kids
and that changes the equation too morning.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
No, no, no, you don't know, you don't right, So
I'm still you're going to just put it on the
back burner for a few years.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
What is putting it on the back burner, because it
mean what I think? Okay, well, certainly not with your wife.
I mean you've got all those other options still, but yeah,
certainly the wife. That's yeah, she's not interested anymore.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
This sho've got here, which is completely fair enough after
everything you put her through. Yeah, yeah. The sho I
got here is we've got Georgia from Zidim just eating
chips in the Bee studio, and I think she's worried
that you guys are saying true things about me.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
I just meant to be Yeah, no, you're not like that, man, Yeah, yeah, no.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
This is just make believe. This is just pretending that
Keysy is a massive horn dog.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Who do you Reckon is the biggest horn dog in
this Remember it's not me, it's now Pugs is trying
to make out like a term.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
But it's not like if we were all in our twenties,
I'd go, Mogi, I think it'll be you.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
A shocking burst.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I Reckon it's you. Jay Okay kissed man.
I reckon, old, I reckon. I could put my head
up and say I'm not super wired towards Sagan, but
I'm also not not wired towards you. You're in the middle,
the middle.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yourself have said that physical, the physical side of things
is very important to you.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
You've said that, really, yes you have, shegan, Yes, well,
it is important. It's still important to me. But it's
not like that's.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
You don't need to get disgusting about it. I don't
want to know what you do in the bed dream.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Anyway.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
You've now had a complete secture from start to finish.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Three trust that.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Four trust. But if you've enjoyed this, you should listen
to the radio show four to seven weekdays on Radio Hodky.
It's really good, yeah, man, so good.
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