November 21, 2024 • 11 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Uh, for all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
get up even closer.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
On Instagram, YouTube and TikTok for raw targets for to
seven every weekday. I'm radio hurreck here.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Good a fellas, yeah right right, welcome back man, Yeah man,
thanks fellows.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Good to be back straight to Taranaki.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Can you tune me up a bit keasy somewhere.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
I don't have access to that.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
You'll be a right man?
Speaker 5 (00:30):
Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Good?
Speaker 5 (00:32):
How we going mere?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
But yeah we are in Karanaki here and in an
empty bar at the moment. But if you're worry news,
you know, and she's going to be pecked to the brim.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
On's the shows.
Speaker 6 (00:42):
It's funny that we say Taranaki, isn't it? Because we're
in New Plymouth And if we go to christ Church,
we don't say we're in Canary. We just say we're
in christ Church.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Why is that? Do you think feels I.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Might just start saying New Plymouth? Actually?
Speaker 7 (00:54):
Okay, okay, now have to wait for Jason to fix am.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Not really, we could have just covered for him.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
You could have just carried on, you know, I would
have appreciated that. So what's been going on since I've
been away.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
A little bit of chit chatting that we had a heckoy.
Oh yeah, there's a bit of a heckoy going on.
What else happened?
Speaker 6 (01:18):
Oh, you would have heard about the elections in America?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Oh yeah, I heard about those a while back up here,
as as previously discussed.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
I've I've tuned out of that.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Now.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Keys, that's good, mate, I've tuned out that.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I love that, and so I don't do politics anymore.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
That's good. It's good. You're quite bad politics.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Now. I'm just gonna let fascism have its way, uh,
and be one of the silent people that didn't say
anything when it was happening.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Yeah, Oh you're good.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
You're gonna forgive Keysy. He's just waking up from his
nana net. He's just waking up.
Speaker 7 (01:57):
Do you know what's happening is I thought we were
gonna do the podcast. I'll throw it like three forty five.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Well, why would we do that, because then we'll be
starting the show at the end of the podcast.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
But that's what we do every day.
Speaker 7 (02:07):
We warm into the inc You've just sprung it on
us because you're bored and a bit grumpy and you've
caught me off guard and you know I'm still warming
up over here.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Man.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Sure, that's okay.
Speaker 7 (02:16):
Um, see see what you've got nothing man.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Well, I'm just waiting for you guys to stop fiddling
with the dials and.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Just sat talking to you.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Sound like ship.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Yeah no, I was tuning jam he is Keysy.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
I'll tell you what this podcast is going great so far.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
I tell you what this is.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
Award actually, dilly dilly, can you replay the sting from
the top.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Now, I'm not doing it?
Speaker 7 (02:40):
No, no, no, no, and we'll just act like we're starting freish.
It's like a reset.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Okay, all you bastards loving the Big Show podcast get
up even closer on Instagram, YouTube and tik tok for
dogging four to seven every weekday.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Mike, welcome back, man.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Any of you guys beat off in the hotel room?
No with the children here, Oh that's okay. They won't
hear us way over in the corner.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Yeah no, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Actually okay, I'm right Nextakezi, so I know for a
fat he did.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Do you know what's funny.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
This is the weird and the weird thing about it,
which I never realized. He talks to himself.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Oh what was I saying? Did I talk to myself?
Come on, Keezy, get.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
It, boy, get it. That's the way to do it.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Kesy, you can do it, big fellow, Come on.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
The Whole Archy Big Show by days from four on
Radio Hiarchy.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Remember the ha Wracky Big Show podcast.
Speaker 7 (03:41):
Because my room's next to Jason's and I think I'm
in between you two. I'm seven two three, Mogi, you're
seven to two Jace seven to four.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, soon a sandwich between Mogi and Hoidy j.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
As soon as I went into my room and sat
down on the bed, got my laptop out, I heard
the person behind my head, which is Jace, put the
blinds down.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Well here we go.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
It's I can tell you that's inaccurate because I didn't
put the blinds down, I pulled the curtains across in
the room.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
What it was, Well, i've got I've got I've got
a blind, Keisy, So that would have been me. Maybe
it was h Yeah, rolling you're blind?
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Where you're going? Fully?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Because because I had a nap, Oh right, and an
hour and a half.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Nat what made you sleep?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Uh? The completely could sleep last night. Okay, its discussed.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
I got on the sleeping pills and it takes it
out of your sleeping pills and ship. Yeah, it's really
not good. It's like a last It's like, well I
couldn't get to sleep that, I'll just ever go. And
then my kid got up nineteen times and I thought
if I'd take enough drugs here, I might just be
able to sleep.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Yeah. Well, funnily enough I was. I got back from
Australia yesterday night was pretty naked.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
You mean last night? You mean yesterday night?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
What did I say yesterday night?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Hell?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, and my daughter had a boyfriend day. But God,
but carry on in that room. And I don't mean
I'm not talking.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
I don't need to talk about that.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
I'm not talking shag. And I mean it's just noisy.
And my daughter has no concept of going in and
out of her room quietly.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
There's always banging doors and shit. So I went in
there at about one o'clock in the morning and my
undies going, what the fuck are you doing in there?
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Yes, we're just making the bed, So can you do
it a bit quieter please? And then we're back to bed.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Will you act your undies?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
What kind of hondays do your roll? Well do you
have do you have sleepy time mondays? No?
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Well, I wear the undies I was wearing during the day.
It's to see just what's wrong with that fucking.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
Change about the amount of feces that's been backed up
against you.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
You've been sweetening in the bastards all day.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
You have a shower, so you're okay, all right, it's
established this are you saying to me, you guys, shower
and change your undies before you go to bed.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Yeah, that's not I did, right, If especially if I've
if I've had a dart at night and I know
my wife doesn't want to smell that, then I will,
Well it means getting in the shower. That's why I'm
having the shower, Not because of my andies, right, but
because he has a darties. To be fair, I will
just thanks mate, I'll just I go to bed nude.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I got a big nude too.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I just have my beer anus against the sheets, Yeah,
and my filthy down.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
What sort of clustered feud.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Guys, this is good stuff.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
After a big beef burger and a few beers.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
It was funny last night because I was out till
very very late. Were you it's doing like this thing
for PlayStation.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Oh that's right. I forgot to go easy on Keezy. No, no,
no beers.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
Unfortunately, but they turned the skytower into one of those
carnival things where you hit the thing at the bottom
and it wipes up depending on how hard you hit
the hammer the entire skytower.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
And so we were doing that till about eleven thirty.
Then I dropped my mate off. I said, yeah, I
drop you off.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Man.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
He's about fifteen minutes further out west than me. Yeah,
And the motorway was closed and the backway to his
house was closed, and so I didn't get home till
after midnight. And then I was like, I've got to
go to get it up early in the morning, and
blah blah was there.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
He wasn't because he had you said, get there for
what eight thirty?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
No?
Speaker 7 (07:19):
I left at seven point thirty, right, Well, no, that's
a lie. Actually I left at quarter two seven. But
I was like, you know what, I'm just gonna have
a shower, go to bed, watch something, and just go
fuck I'm having a bad sleep anyway, I'm just gonna
make it really bad, but enjoy myself.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Oh cool, mates, And that's true for all.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
There really is a shower.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yeah, but no, to clarify, I don't change my undies
when I just take off my shit, I take off
my jeans, I take off my socks, and I go.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
I will often put a clean T shirt on.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Oh nice, like a really big one, like one of
your wives ones.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Yeah, and of course my night cap with a little
sort of bubble at the end of it.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
A little candlestick holder.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Yeah, my little candlestick holder. Then I beat off and
fall asleep.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Did you crank the hog?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Crank the hog? And my wife's like again again.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
To the girls, though, aren't you just.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Whim? Was the last time you actually, oh God, come
and ask the question relieved yourself.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Well, I went for wheeze about an hour.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
I mean, the last time that you might have to
beat this out. This might be regardless, too much balth
even for a podcast.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Ejaculated about three weeks ago.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Yeah, I'm about a week. I'm getting the better week.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Now, where are you at?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Keezy?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Half an hour? You go serious? Three weeks ago for me?
Speaker 4 (08:51):
It's about a week three and a half.
Speaker 7 (08:53):
Jesus, I'll be tripodding around the place, you guys, Yeah,
my ball pretty explicit detail.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Yeah, yeah, I'm not going to go there.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
That's good.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
I mean, we apologize for this particular podcast. I think
we're all about tired.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Make sure it's probably a month for me, yeah, probably
about five weeks for me.
Speaker 7 (09:19):
Well, it's probably more about fifteen minutes for me, I'd say. Actually,
if I'm really thinking about it, I love how we
waited till we had a family of very young children
listening in on this podcast is probably one of the
filthiest ones.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
We've ever done.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Do you think we need to just put a disclaimer on?
Speaker 7 (09:32):
And just one thing I need you to know too,
is that your voice does echo across the room because
I took my headphones off before and everyone can hear it.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Yeah, it's definitely loud. And actually, can you can you
beat that? Can you beat that? Out beat? One? Out beat? What?
Out beat? What? Out? That word that I use? I'm
in a precarious situation. Why is that?
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Why?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Who listens?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Someone listens? That's right, No, that's right. Now, we're right.
We'll move on.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Yeah, sweet as you just got to own it, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I love it in restaurants and you find it quite
often bird.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Life, bird life by what you mean?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah, well, you know you'll be in a restaurant and
there'll be birds just flying around, shitting all over the place.
I saw a few ben chickens over and I was
there's plenty of them ben chickens. And another one bush
turkeys and they're massive. They're like, well, they're just massive
turkeys wander.
Speaker 7 (10:31):
Around really yeah, wild, actual turkeys, actual turkeys, because ben
chickens aren't chickens.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Way was it?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yes, Lindfield, beautiful out that way, mate, Just nice mate.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
So yeah, that was good.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Just a little bit further afield, isn't it?
Speaker 5 (10:48):
It is? It is, But it's good to be back, Fellas.
Really fired up.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
For the show today, and we will be once we start,
just all guns of blaze and all the way towards
the end of the year, Fellers.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
The pretty exciting stuff, isn't it.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
The thing is, I'm expecting quite a big show from
what he j because he's done nothing but a pain
in the ass all day, like a huge pain of
the AARs. It started with him pretending that he isn't
coming to Tartanaki the we're all that's quite funny. But
you are coming in too, Tanaki R. Because it would
just be a real pain in the ass. I can't
even remember all the other ship, it's all blended into
(11:22):
one anyway.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Yeah, good stuff radio, all right, thanks mate, Okay, good
on your
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Thanks for listening.
Uh, for all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
get up even closer.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
On Instagram, YouTube and TikTok for raw targets for to
seven every weekday. I'm radio hurreck here.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Good a fellas, yeah right right, welcome back man, Yeah man,
thanks fellows.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Good to be back straight to Taranaki.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Can you tune me up a bit keasy somewhere.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
I don't have access to that.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
You'll be a right man?
Speaker 5 (00:30):
Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Good?
Speaker 5 (00:32):
How we going mere?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
But yeah we are in Karanaki here and in an
empty bar at the moment. But if you're worry news,
you know, and she's going to be pecked to the brim.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
On's the shows.
Speaker 6 (00:42):
It's funny that we say Taranaki, isn't it? Because we're
in New Plymouth And if we go to christ Church,
we don't say we're in Canary. We just say we're
in christ Church.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Why is that? Do you think feels I.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Might just start saying New Plymouth? Actually?
Speaker 7 (00:54):
Okay, okay, now have to wait for Jason to fix am.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Not really, we could have just covered for him.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
You could have just carried on, you know, I would
have appreciated that. So what's been going on since I've
been away.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
A little bit of chit chatting that we had a heckoy.
Oh yeah, there's a bit of a heckoy going on.
What else happened?
Speaker 6 (01:18):
Oh, you would have heard about the elections in America?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Oh yeah, I heard about those a while back up here,
as as previously discussed.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
I've I've tuned out of that.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Now.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Keys, that's good, mate, I've tuned out that.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I love that, and so I don't do politics anymore.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
That's good. It's good. You're quite bad politics.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Now. I'm just gonna let fascism have its way, uh,
and be one of the silent people that didn't say
anything when it was happening.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Yeah, Oh you're good.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
You're gonna forgive Keysy. He's just waking up from his
nana net. He's just waking up.
Speaker 7 (01:57):
Do you know what's happening is I thought we were
gonna do the podcast. I'll throw it like three forty five.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Well, why would we do that, because then we'll be
starting the show at the end of the podcast.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
But that's what we do every day.
Speaker 7 (02:07):
We warm into the inc You've just sprung it on
us because you're bored and a bit grumpy and you've
caught me off guard and you know I'm still warming
up over here.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Man.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Sure, that's okay.
Speaker 7 (02:16):
Um, see see what you've got nothing man.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Well, I'm just waiting for you guys to stop fiddling
with the dials and.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Just sat talking to you.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Sound like ship.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Yeah no, I was tuning jam he is Keysy.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
I'll tell you what this podcast is going great so far.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
I tell you what this is.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
Award actually, dilly dilly, can you replay the sting from
the top.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Now, I'm not doing it?
Speaker 7 (02:40):
No, no, no, no, and we'll just act like we're starting freish.
It's like a reset.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Okay, all you bastards loving the Big Show podcast get
up even closer on Instagram, YouTube and tik tok for
dogging four to seven every weekday.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Mike, welcome back, man.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Any of you guys beat off in the hotel room?
No with the children here, Oh that's okay. They won't
hear us way over in the corner.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Yeah no, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Actually okay, I'm right Nextakezi, so I know for a
fat he did.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Do you know what's funny.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
This is the weird and the weird thing about it,
which I never realized. He talks to himself.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Oh what was I saying? Did I talk to myself?
Come on, Keezy, get.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
It, boy, get it. That's the way to do it.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Kesy, you can do it, big fellow, Come on.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
The Whole Archy Big Show by days from four on
Radio Hiarchy.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Remember the ha Wracky Big Show podcast.
Speaker 7 (03:41):
Because my room's next to Jason's and I think I'm
in between you two. I'm seven two three, Mogi, you're
seven to two Jace seven to four.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, soon a sandwich between Mogi and Hoidy j.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
As soon as I went into my room and sat
down on the bed, got my laptop out, I heard
the person behind my head, which is Jace, put the
blinds down.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Well here we go.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
It's I can tell you that's inaccurate because I didn't
put the blinds down, I pulled the curtains across in
the room.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
What it was, Well, i've got I've got I've got
a blind, Keisy, So that would have been me. Maybe
it was h Yeah, rolling you're blind?
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Where you're going? Fully?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Because because I had a nap, Oh right, and an
hour and a half.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Nat what made you sleep?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Uh? The completely could sleep last night. Okay, its discussed.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
I got on the sleeping pills and it takes it
out of your sleeping pills and ship. Yeah, it's really
not good. It's like a last It's like, well I
couldn't get to sleep that, I'll just ever go. And
then my kid got up nineteen times and I thought
if I'd take enough drugs here, I might just be
able to sleep.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Yeah. Well, funnily enough I was. I got back from
Australia yesterday night was pretty naked.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
You mean last night? You mean yesterday night?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
What did I say yesterday night?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Hell?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, and my daughter had a boyfriend day. But God,
but carry on in that room. And I don't mean
I'm not talking.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
I don't need to talk about that.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
I'm not talking shag. And I mean it's just noisy.
And my daughter has no concept of going in and
out of her room quietly.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
There's always banging doors and shit. So I went in
there at about one o'clock in the morning and my
undies going, what the fuck are you doing in there?
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Yes, we're just making the bed, So can you do
it a bit quieter please? And then we're back to bed.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Will you act your undies?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
What kind of hondays do your roll? Well do you
have do you have sleepy time mondays? No?
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Well, I wear the undies I was wearing during the day.
It's to see just what's wrong with that fucking.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
Change about the amount of feces that's been backed up
against you.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
You've been sweetening in the bastards all day.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
You have a shower, so you're okay, all right, it's
established this are you saying to me, you guys, shower
and change your undies before you go to bed.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Yeah, that's not I did, right, If especially if I've
if I've had a dart at night and I know
my wife doesn't want to smell that, then I will,
Well it means getting in the shower. That's why I'm
having the shower, Not because of my andies, right, but
because he has a darties. To be fair, I will
just thanks mate, I'll just I go to bed nude.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I got a big nude too.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I just have my beer anus against the sheets, Yeah,
and my filthy down.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
What sort of clustered feud.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Guys, this is good stuff.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
After a big beef burger and a few beers.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
It was funny last night because I was out till
very very late. Were you it's doing like this thing
for PlayStation.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Oh that's right. I forgot to go easy on Keezy. No, no,
no beers.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
Unfortunately, but they turned the skytower into one of those
carnival things where you hit the thing at the bottom
and it wipes up depending on how hard you hit
the hammer the entire skytower.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
And so we were doing that till about eleven thirty.
Then I dropped my mate off. I said, yeah, I
drop you off.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Man.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
He's about fifteen minutes further out west than me. Yeah,
And the motorway was closed and the backway to his
house was closed, and so I didn't get home till
after midnight. And then I was like, I've got to
go to get it up early in the morning, and
blah blah was there.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
He wasn't because he had you said, get there for
what eight thirty?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
No?
Speaker 7 (07:19):
I left at seven point thirty, right, Well, no, that's
a lie. Actually I left at quarter two seven. But
I was like, you know what, I'm just gonna have
a shower, go to bed, watch something, and just go
fuck I'm having a bad sleep anyway, I'm just gonna
make it really bad, but enjoy myself.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Oh cool, mates, And that's true for all.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
There really is a shower.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yeah, but no, to clarify, I don't change my undies
when I just take off my shit, I take off
my jeans, I take off my socks, and I go.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
I will often put a clean T shirt on.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Oh nice, like a really big one, like one of
your wives ones.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Yeah, and of course my night cap with a little
sort of bubble at the end of it.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
A little candlestick holder.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Yeah, my little candlestick holder. Then I beat off and
fall asleep.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Did you crank the hog?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Crank the hog? And my wife's like again again.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
To the girls, though, aren't you just.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Whim? Was the last time you actually, oh God, come
and ask the question relieved yourself.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Well, I went for wheeze about an hour.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
I mean, the last time that you might have to
beat this out. This might be regardless, too much balth
even for a podcast.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Ejaculated about three weeks ago.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Yeah, I'm about a week. I'm getting the better week.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Now, where are you at?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Keezy?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Half an hour? You go serious? Three weeks ago for me?
Speaker 4 (08:51):
It's about a week three and a half.
Speaker 7 (08:53):
Jesus, I'll be tripodding around the place, you guys, Yeah,
my ball pretty explicit detail.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Yeah, yeah, I'm not going to go there.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
That's good.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
I mean, we apologize for this particular podcast. I think
we're all about tired.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Make sure it's probably a month for me, yeah, probably
about five weeks for me.
Speaker 7 (09:19):
Well, it's probably more about fifteen minutes for me, I'd say. Actually,
if I'm really thinking about it, I love how we
waited till we had a family of very young children
listening in on this podcast is probably one of the
filthiest ones.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
We've ever done.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Do you think we need to just put a disclaimer on?
Speaker 7 (09:32):
And just one thing I need you to know too,
is that your voice does echo across the room because
I took my headphones off before and everyone can hear it.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Yeah, it's definitely loud. And actually, can you can you
beat that? Can you beat that? Out beat? One? Out beat? What?
Out beat? What? Out? That word that I use? I'm
in a precarious situation. Why is that?
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Why?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Who listens?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Someone listens? That's right, No, that's right. Now, we're right.
We'll move on.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Yeah, sweet as you just got to own it, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I love it in restaurants and you find it quite
often bird.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Life, bird life by what you mean?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah, well, you know you'll be in a restaurant and
there'll be birds just flying around, shitting all over the place.
I saw a few ben chickens over and I was
there's plenty of them ben chickens. And another one bush
turkeys and they're massive. They're like, well, they're just massive
turkeys wander.
Speaker 7 (10:31):
Around really yeah, wild, actual turkeys, actual turkeys, because ben
chickens aren't chickens.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Way was it?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yes, Lindfield, beautiful out that way, mate, Just nice mate.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
So yeah, that was good.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Just a little bit further afield, isn't it?
Speaker 5 (10:48):
It is? It is, But it's good to be back, Fellas.
Really fired up.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
For the show today, and we will be once we start,
just all guns of blaze and all the way towards
the end of the year, Fellers.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
The pretty exciting stuff, isn't it.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
The thing is, I'm expecting quite a big show from
what he j because he's done nothing but a pain
in the ass all day, like a huge pain of
the AARs. It started with him pretending that he isn't
coming to Tartanaki the we're all that's quite funny. But
you are coming in too, Tanaki R. Because it would
just be a real pain in the ass. I can't
even remember all the other ship, it's all blended into
(11:22):
one anyway.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Yeah, good stuff radio, all right, thanks mate, Okay, good
on your
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Thanks for listening.
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