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September 1, 2025 11 mins

On today's poddy, we teach you how to run your accounts.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah man, here you going team good Man? Yeah, good stuff.
How are you going?

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Kezy all g man? That's good ship.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
What about you?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah, I'm great.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
That's good man. You're really good.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
You're in a good mood.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Well, yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Had got off to a good start to the day,
put me in the right frame of mind, and I
carried on, played nine nine holes by myself and it
was a beautiful day. Got home by like twenty past tens,
and it motivated.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Me to carry on and get stuff done.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Oh good on you. Yeah, when you get done man, Ah,
the lawns for a start, that's good stuff. And also,
so I didn't win after so many days of Rangers.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Well weirdly enough that not too badly, tidied up the house,
did some laundry, hangout to washing, you know, stuff like
that homely stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
It's good shit.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah, it is good ship.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
That's how I did. That's how I spent my weekend.
Nice Saturday was all of that because the missus and
the kid were away you see. Yes, And the way
I like to unpack after I've moved is to get
it all unpacked and then to get rid of all
the empty boxes and all that sort of shit. Yes,
but my wife's slightly different and that she likes to
have a couple of open boxes and every sort of

(01:25):
room and then at some point in our lives they
will disappear when you move next probably, So I just
I just put all of the empty but the ones
that we're still working out of, put them all into
one room so we can just go and then grab
them one box at a time and empty those instead
of having them all over the house. Yes, about six

(01:46):
loads of washing. Yeah, I just cleaned the house. It
was great. What do you do, adative man? You know,
well you had a hangover on Saturday. Course, now she's
not too bad.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Actually not too bad that your client meeting, that's right, and.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
A client didn't went very well?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh you do you nail it? We need to have
a recap on today's show, by the way.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Sure, yeah, yeah, client meeting went very well, very well.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Very well. Yeah you put them away, yeah, because.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
That's what you're supposed to do to client meeting his
band It.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Was just the way that you see it made it
sound like you well.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
That's what I was.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, the way you put it, well, yeah, jesus, I
thought your wife was going with you.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Obviously she didn't remember.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
You told me not to take her. And then I
just go and meet up with Tony and.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yourself.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
You can't even remember the name and.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
You it was the name you guys made up on
the show, made up. I don't need names, and I'm
banging dude.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
That was a good don't you wrap it up a living? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:46):
It was good, actually really good. Came in under budget,
which was good.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
I had, you have a budget and you have to
tell them, sorry, guys, you can't have it budget.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
I had a budget. I had an amount of money
that I put away so that in the back of
my mind we could have a really good night. And
I took that out months ago when I was paid
from them last And do.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
You have a client dinner account?

Speaker 3 (03:07):
I was going to say, do you have an account
for that?

Speaker 4 (03:09):
I actually did, only because I was renaming accounts and
stuff and resetting up my stuff and I put some
money in there. I'll just call this like client or something,
so a client account.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
There you go. You got.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah, yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
The taxis two and back dinner, four bottles.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Of wine taxis.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Yeah, pretty much. And my wife doesn't drink much. Yeah, yeah,
And that all came in just under a twenty bucks spare.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Here he is, how good.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
It must be.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
A massive amount of edmund when you get paid just
divvying everything up into your various accounts, then it's a.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Huge amount of Edmond. Jason takes less than five minutes,
and most of them. I've got like fifteen accounts I
do not okay, seriously, I've got a fun account, right,
it's personal fun account. We've got utilities, we've got gifts,
we've got trips like holidays, and those are all automatic

(04:08):
payments every week that automatically go into those accounts, so
that when it's like, oh, what it's dad's birthday, we'll
go to the gift account and there's you know, two
hundred bucks in there.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
My wife wouldn't be happy with that system you're operating, yeah,
because there's not enough interest. You're not generating enough interest. Well,
that's so she would have everything going either on air
evolving mortgage account or on an high interest bearing account.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
So that's what we were on However, our new we
went to a new mortgage broker and he set us
up because the way we operate our accounts, including a
savings high interest account that we've got there's I think
being z Basically, if you've got anything in your savings,
they will take it off your mortgage and reduce your
mortgage by that amount. So it's like, let's say we
had one hundred cars, but one hundred games. Because the

(04:55):
way we budget and stuff, if we've got that total
in our beings in account, paying the interest on let's
say your mortgage is five hundred thousand, you're only paying
the mortgage on.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Four hundred with you. That's great. That's a good way
to doing it. You need to run your accounts where
you want.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
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Speaker 1 (05:16):
That's good stuff. Chase you like that man?

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Sorry, Fellows, I switched.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
You'll keep talking. I want to change account, Yeah, so
that I get paid my money yeah right, yeah, and
there so that it doesn't go into our couple's account. Yeah,
and then I can organize an exit strategy.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
That's literally what I'm running. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, So have you got your exit strategy account. Yeah,
but I haven't named it exits straight No, I know
you wouldn't. It's called Plan B as an inverted.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
I just have it so that my wife can't access
the accounts. Yeah, so I have it. You know, it's
interesting because.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
That's what you're you're running at a massive loss.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
We're running it. We're doing good.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
But hear that.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
My wife is like, she she wouldn't have a clue.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
N you said, she's thick as too short planks.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Not quite what.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
But she, I mean, you know, doesn't bother herself with
you say.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Look, don't you worry your pretty little face with.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
If she hears this, you're a ship.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
This is you. I'm just feeling what you said, your
pretty little face.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
She would so smack me in the head if I
said that. But yeah, no, she's like, and Jim's with
our mortgage and stuff. She's like, so what do we
She would have a clue, Well, mix him out.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
That's because daddy's looking after it. He's got big Daddy. Please,
he's got it under control. Yes, and she knows that
as long as you've got dog squad, yes.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
And as long as that doesn't get touched and as
long as everything's might happen the year next year them
we're all good.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Squad is done and dusted, sadly sorry what ge?

Speaker 1 (06:58):
She must be chified if you told her no, I couldn't.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
I don't know how to.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Pretty little face.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
Because you had it when you frown.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah yeah, ages are yeah, because.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
What percentage of your income right is split as dog squad?

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Like about five percent?

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (07:22):
And it's there and it's a lucrative right.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah, I mean it's not Game of two halves, but I.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Like the way to reverse this my TV which hasn't
been renewed, it's okay, yeah right, yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
When I used to do Street Hospital, and you'll be
making it considerably more money than.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
This Chase Street Hospital.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Street Hospital, which is the same thing as you, except
was on Courtney Place and it followed pest people around
you know.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
I think I watch an episode of that.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, they're ambulance on the air and you know, fights
and all that sort of ship.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
That's great.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, well it's pretty easy, pretty contained. And I did
the voice over on that. I think it was like
five grand in it, so it was a piece of
yeah a fucking mind.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Yeah, well that's so good.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
It was pretty good. I think the fucking voice oversunk it.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Ten to fifteen pages of script perip.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
Were you living in Wellington at the time.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
I was. And what was really funny about it as
well was the way that they'd make you talk. It's
got nothing that's like, well, that's not my voice at all,
but they want you to get you and then it's
like Tipsy Tony from Tim a rou has had too
much to drink and it's like, well, what have you
got me for this?

Speaker 3 (08:33):
It's yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
They did the same with me when I started doing
Dog Squad and I just said, shut.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
The fuck up. Yeah, and this is how it's done.
I am the man.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Well, this is how you run it through your head
when you drive back from being diminished in front of
the agent.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Yeah. I guess the issue was doing a Courtney Place
thing and living there's you're probably yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
That's right, so I knew were not shooting. That was
the trick.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Therey there if you're in the rating. And then it
was cool on the Megan again old Megant.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Look at the stag the waving across Courtney Place from
out of traffic.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
That's where I got shoulder barge that time. It's it's
can be quite daunting Courtney Place.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah, you get up to your Cuba's streets.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
And yeah, your Friday nights, it's like fucking hell.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah, you're rough and ready. If you don't know, if
you can't handle yourself.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
Dirty key, you're a tough little bastard.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah, little fucking tough chicken McNugget man.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
McNugget pucks aren't just shaking his head about your accounts, Keysy.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Anyway, I'm thinking about my accounts that what I want
to do is I just want to get paid my
money and then pay my share of the bills and
then be able to save my money, but not in
my own account contribute it. But so just so I
know where my finances are something it because at the
moment it just feels like I've got no idea, just
all disappears.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Yeah, so I have that set up. It's great, right.
And also the other thing you can do is have
Manias running one as well. Basically it's a he calls
it a sly grog account, which is basically an account
with a few hundred bucks in this that you can
go and have a blowout.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah, and it doesn't. Yeah, it doesn't run up a
credit count.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
And my wife knows I've got one as well, because
I know about your other account.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
You used to call it your stripper account, now.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
I did, Yeah, then I renamed it.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yeah, good for you feelings in your accounts.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
It's good old money bags over here, I scooge mcgart.
I'm very generous, actually generous to a fault.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Yeah, actually.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Do it on the show, with it on the show.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Okay, yeah, okay, all right.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
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