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Speaker 1 (00:02):
For all your mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
Get Up Even Closer.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
On Instagram, YouTube and tick Off for how.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Doggies four to seven every weekday on Radio Recare.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Yeah, Man, get a get a Keezy.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Okoday, guys here is how are you going?
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Mate? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
No, it's good to be backfellas.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yeah, good on your mates. Oh sorry, good to have
you about Keezy. It is yeah, man, to have the
whole team. It feels like we've been sort of all
over the place at the moment like a madman.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah it is, but of this last week because it's.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Not years for years.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Yeah yeah, now, Keezy, I'm a massive bone.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Oh my god, it's been what thirty seconds?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Okay, I noted on your Instagram you playing a round
of golf.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Hoidy j has been hanging out and I just went
that son of a bitch is playing golf without Hoidy Jr.
And there were only three of you. There was four.
We could have made it foursome, but no, it.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Was four, but there was a late dropout and so Maniah.
So it was me, man I Aah and Storm who
used taking a flavor. We had a few weeks he
dropped down and then man, I was like, oh, my missus, Mike,
just come and drive the golf cut because she was
just at home all day, right, because I.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Was like, oh, no, I really want j there, you know,
Oh we've got to have bullshit.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
No, but to be fair, I did think I'll invite
hoodie j But this is like two hours before you
even teat off. It happened, and you were you would
have been effering and Jeff like, you know, you wouldn't
have been into that. You would have gone, Jess, hey, man,
we're playing this Thursday. It's gonna be so good.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Yeah. Good.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
A good weekend, Fellas, what a weekend?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
What did you do?
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Mogie?
Speaker 6 (01:46):
My wife's one of my wife sisters was and so
they went out on the friday. There something happened on
the saturday.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Uh what happened on the side.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I was desperate to clean my daughter's yes, because you
were banging on about that all last week.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
I was because she's just got heaps of shit. You know,
you just gather shit, as we all do.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I don't, well, you do well, your wife's sort of
things out all your ship on your behalf. Yeah, but
my wife's solution was don't throw out all of the
shit that she's got. Just buy more storage to get
more shelves, get more cupboards, so she'll store all the
ship that she doesn't need and it'll be tidier so
(02:30):
we can fill up the rest of the room with
some more shit. So that's that's the route we've taken.
So I just walked past that room. I just closed
the door. Old Mogie doesn't need to know about it.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Yeah, man, I tell you, like my teenager's room. Yeah,
would shock you because I just go in her room
and I go, oh, for fuck's sake, and I have
to leave otherwise. What I start doing is tiding it.
And then my wife goes, did you just tidy her room?
I go, I had to because it was causing me
(03:03):
mental unwellness. And she's like, don't do that. But I
But then every now and then she'll do a big
clean of her room and I go, good on you.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Doesn't it feel bitter?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Maybe she doesn't like doing it because she knows she's
going to get the big patronizing good on you.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
She stops telling it.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
But I mean, what were you guys like as teenagers?
Were you filthy?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I was probably filthy.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
But my room, My room was never a mess like
I didn't have I had a cheer that had heaps
of ship on it, which was like my ship cheer.
Everyone on that chain and jacket, and then other than
that pretty tidy. I never made my bed though, I
hate making the bed. But now you love making, you
love making, love your hand. Yeah, like it's going on YouTube,
(03:58):
We've got to roll in her house that whoever gets
up last test jacket.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Right, hoover gets up last, has to make the bed. Yeah,
what a genius for all that is.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Because yeah it's old Keesy makes the bed six days
a week.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Yes, yeah, what it was on the other day?
Speaker 6 (04:16):
I just.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Leave.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Its probably a Sunday.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
The Whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hiarchy.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Remember the Warchy Big Show podcast. Do you know how
we do the alternate coffees? Yes, my wife's done five
in her own now old Hoodie Jay has been a
bit slack on that front. But what happens is she
gets up to do pilates poos and it's like, and
I say, to what work? Because you know you're already up,
(04:52):
You're already up.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah, what are you doing at this point? Besides jacking it.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I I don't jacket. I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
It's well, the thing about you is, I could just
see I see you absolutely jack.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
I do not jeck.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
I see you going hammer and toms while she's making
the coffees you've got. You've got three and a half
minutes to jacket. You see that.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
But then at some point you just lose interest.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
They exactly exactly, But you see, I've reached the point now.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Wearing hair, frothing milk and frothing his milk.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
I've reached it. I've reached the stage now where I
reached the fuck it before I even start. Yeah, fuck
it right, Yeah, then I go out and just decent
power press house.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Explain to me what a power press apper is compared
to a normal press.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
It's like one hand, one hand, there's a so what
why have you not made coffee?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Because she's getting up, she wants a coffee.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
She'sing coffee because I want to jag it.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
She's sleeping. She's sleeping really badly at the moment, actually my.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Wife, because you're constantly jacking.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
All the time. Yeah, that'll be what it is.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
God, what the fuck man's moogy?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
He said, No, he's a jack off me.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
I had a bed of sweep last night too.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
So did I actually because my my daughter went to
a Halloween party.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Oh yes, and what you go is.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
She wore actually my wife's old ball dress, which was
this Leppard skin sort of.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Thing where he is slippard skin ball dress.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
You know that's recorded, will be able to cut around
and see what.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
That fucking goes anywhere? It's your just she locked pathed,
you paffed man?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Do you want me to go make some coffee for?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
So?
Speaker 4 (07:15):
It was a lip skin what your lip it is
and stuff? But and so when she was coming home
was not really specified to my liking, and so it
was quite late, so I didn't sleep very well, and
then wake up at like two and went on my
phone to see if there are any messages or anything.
My wife said she's home, and I went, I.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Can't sleep with my wife's here.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Can't you can until she's until she's safe and sound again?
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Yes, same, Actually I don't sleep very well.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Or any of that sort of. Yeah, I'm jacking it NonStop.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Yeah, you got a little medium pace out so much?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Who Yeah, I mean the thing what I heard about
you Jason is your jacket your jacket so much that
when that when that, when you when you pull down
your pants, your you're downstairs flinchers because because it knows
(08:20):
it's in.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
For an absolute hammering. Is that true?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
This is like that scene from Step Brothers when they're
talking about how much action they were going to go
to supper.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
I was doing so much fucking fucking hell.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
What the hell man, Pugs? Is this one definitely going
on YouTube.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
I'm making an executive decision.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
This is the jacket. It special, it is.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Will there'll be some edits, There will be some fucking
edits in this.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
I think there will be. We need to we need that.
But where Jason is absolutely drinking that young woman, we're
going to have to read play and slow it down.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
And you you're know it was I thought she'd tripped. Yeah,
because he nearly fell over.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
You might have to do something anything around.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Those pugs Now that's all right, Yes, it's going to
be back Fellers anyway.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Be a good ship man.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Were you free on Saturday for golf?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I should have got in touch.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Where did you?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Where did you play golf?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
My god?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
With golf carts?
Speaker 5 (09:30):
It was beautiful.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
I ended up just doing lawns and ship far rather
have gone playing golf.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
All right, we call me because Jacket I'd rather be,
that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Golf great man.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Holes don't.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Do crawling Towards the ten minute mark, really now weshed it? Hey,
listen to the Hurducke You Big Show four to seven
every single week day because it's really good radio.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
And I'm telling you, puk some that video is not
fucking going anywhere
For all your mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
Get Up Even Closer.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
On Instagram, YouTube and tick Off for how.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Doggies four to seven every weekday on Radio Recare.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Yeah, Man, get a get a Keezy.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Okoday, guys here is how are you going?
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Mate? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
No, it's good to be backfellas.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yeah, good on your mates. Oh sorry, good to have
you about Keezy. It is yeah, man, to have the
whole team. It feels like we've been sort of all
over the place at the moment like a madman.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah it is, but of this last week because it's.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Not years for years.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Yeah yeah, now, Keezy, I'm a massive bone.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Oh my god, it's been what thirty seconds?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Okay, I noted on your Instagram you playing a round
of golf.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Hoidy j has been hanging out and I just went
that son of a bitch is playing golf without Hoidy Jr.
And there were only three of you. There was four.
We could have made it foursome, but no, it.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Was four, but there was a late dropout and so Maniah.
So it was me, man I Aah and Storm who
used taking a flavor. We had a few weeks he
dropped down and then man, I was like, oh, my missus, Mike,
just come and drive the golf cut because she was
just at home all day, right, because I.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Was like, oh, no, I really want j there, you know,
Oh we've got to have bullshit.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
No, but to be fair, I did think I'll invite
hoodie j But this is like two hours before you
even teat off. It happened, and you were you would
have been effering and Jeff like, you know, you wouldn't
have been into that. You would have gone, Jess, hey, man,
we're playing this Thursday. It's gonna be so good.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Yeah. Good.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
A good weekend, Fellas, what a weekend?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
What did you do?
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Mogie?
Speaker 6 (01:46):
My wife's one of my wife sisters was and so
they went out on the friday. There something happened on
the saturday.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Uh what happened on the side.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I was desperate to clean my daughter's yes, because you
were banging on about that all last week.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
I was because she's just got heaps of shit. You know,
you just gather shit, as we all do.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I don't, well, you do well, your wife's sort of
things out all your ship on your behalf. Yeah, but
my wife's solution was don't throw out all of the
shit that she's got. Just buy more storage to get
more shelves, get more cupboards, so she'll store all the
ship that she doesn't need and it'll be tidier so
(02:30):
we can fill up the rest of the room with
some more shit. So that's that's the route we've taken.
So I just walked past that room. I just closed
the door. Old Mogie doesn't need to know about it.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Yeah, man, I tell you, like my teenager's room. Yeah,
would shock you because I just go in her room
and I go, oh, for fuck's sake, and I have
to leave otherwise. What I start doing is tiding it.
And then my wife goes, did you just tidy her room?
I go, I had to because it was causing me
(03:03):
mental unwellness. And she's like, don't do that. But I
But then every now and then she'll do a big
clean of her room and I go, good on you.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Doesn't it feel bitter?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Maybe she doesn't like doing it because she knows she's
going to get the big patronizing good on you.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
She stops telling it.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
But I mean, what were you guys like as teenagers?
Were you filthy?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I was probably filthy.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
But my room, My room was never a mess like
I didn't have I had a cheer that had heaps
of ship on it, which was like my ship cheer.
Everyone on that chain and jacket, and then other than
that pretty tidy. I never made my bed though, I
hate making the bed. But now you love making, you
love making, love your hand. Yeah, like it's going on YouTube,
(03:58):
We've got to roll in her house that whoever gets
up last test jacket.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Right, hoover gets up last, has to make the bed. Yeah,
what a genius for all that is.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Because yeah it's old Keesy makes the bed six days
a week.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Yes, yeah, what it was on the other day?
Speaker 6 (04:16):
I just.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Leave.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Its probably a Sunday.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
The Whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hiarchy.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Remember the Warchy Big Show podcast. Do you know how
we do the alternate coffees? Yes, my wife's done five
in her own now old Hoodie Jay has been a
bit slack on that front. But what happens is she
gets up to do pilates poos and it's like, and
I say, to what work? Because you know you're already up,
(04:52):
You're already up.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah, what are you doing at this point? Besides jacking it.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I I don't jacket. I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
It's well, the thing about you is, I could just
see I see you absolutely jack.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
I do not jeck.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
I see you going hammer and toms while she's making
the coffees you've got. You've got three and a half
minutes to jacket. You see that.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
But then at some point you just lose interest.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
They exactly exactly, But you see, I've reached the point now.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Wearing hair, frothing milk and frothing his milk.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
I've reached it. I've reached the stage now where I
reached the fuck it before I even start. Yeah, fuck
it right, Yeah, then I go out and just decent
power press house.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Explain to me what a power press apper is compared
to a normal press.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
It's like one hand, one hand, there's a so what
why have you not made coffee?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Because she's getting up, she wants a coffee.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
She'sing coffee because I want to jag it.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
She's sleeping. She's sleeping really badly at the moment, actually my.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Wife, because you're constantly jacking.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
All the time. Yeah, that'll be what it is.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
God, what the fuck man's moogy?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
He said, No, he's a jack off me.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
I had a bed of sweep last night too.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
So did I actually because my my daughter went to
a Halloween party.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Oh yes, and what you go is.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
She wore actually my wife's old ball dress, which was
this Leppard skin sort of.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Thing where he is slippard skin ball dress.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
You know that's recorded, will be able to cut around
and see what.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
That fucking goes anywhere? It's your just she locked pathed,
you paffed man?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Do you want me to go make some coffee for?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
So?
Speaker 4 (07:15):
It was a lip skin what your lip it is
and stuff? But and so when she was coming home
was not really specified to my liking, and so it
was quite late, so I didn't sleep very well, and
then wake up at like two and went on my
phone to see if there are any messages or anything.
My wife said she's home, and I went, I.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Can't sleep with my wife's here.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Can't you can until she's until she's safe and sound again?
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Yes, same, Actually I don't sleep very well.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Or any of that sort of. Yeah, I'm jacking it NonStop.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Yeah, you got a little medium pace out so much?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Who Yeah, I mean the thing what I heard about
you Jason is your jacket your jacket so much that
when that when that, when you when you pull down
your pants, your you're downstairs flinchers because because it knows
(08:20):
it's in.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
For an absolute hammering. Is that true?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
This is like that scene from Step Brothers when they're
talking about how much action they were going to go
to supper.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
I was doing so much fucking fucking hell.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
What the hell man, Pugs? Is this one definitely going
on YouTube.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
I'm making an executive decision.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
This is the jacket. It special, it is.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Will there'll be some edits, There will be some fucking
edits in this.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
I think there will be. We need to we need that.
But where Jason is absolutely drinking that young woman, we're
going to have to read play and slow it down.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
And you you're know it was I thought she'd tripped. Yeah,
because he nearly fell over.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
You might have to do something anything around.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Those pugs Now that's all right, Yes, it's going to
be back Fellers anyway.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Be a good ship man.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Were you free on Saturday for golf?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I should have got in touch.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Where did you?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Where did you play golf?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
My god?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
With golf carts?
Speaker 5 (09:30):
It was beautiful.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
I ended up just doing lawns and ship far rather
have gone playing golf.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
All right, we call me because Jacket I'd rather be,
that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Golf great man.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Holes don't.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Do crawling Towards the ten minute mark, really now weshed it? Hey,
listen to the Hurducke You Big Show four to seven
every single week day because it's really good radio.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
And I'm telling you, puk some that video is not
fucking going anywhere
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