June 26, 2024 • 13 mins
On today's Outro, the flellas discuss making love in our long-term relationships.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Which want to get all ordered?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
What one do you want?
Speaker 3 (00:02):
Because I'll say the wrong thing right now, because I
was gonna go pepperoni. See, just tell me what you want.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I was gonna get a chicken bigger all right again?
You love a chicken bigger right? Are going to go steak?
You love sak steaks. I've noticed if you're gonna get
a free meal, it should be a steak dinner. I've
never I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I just don't. Never been a steak man.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
So Mike series just going off. I also am conscious
of not using up too much of everyone's tab with
a eye filet you know.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Oh yeah, tough shit. I don't drink beers, so fuck yourself.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Totally so good little band of the air of the
Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Fan of the Hdarky Big Show podcast, make sure you check.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Out more from Jay, Smike and Kezy on your Instagram
at Hodaky Big Show fortuing into them four to seven
every weekday on radio Hadaki.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I feel like they could do with a refresh, you know,
That's why I didn't do it. Just what doesn't wash
over you now? I mean, what exactly? How was the
by C podcast?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Good things Man?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yes, good yeah, what time do you do that too? Yes? No,
one one actually one? Yes? What have you been doing
is chilling? Yeah? Have you been chilling like a villain man?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Because it rhymes.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I had a couple of darriies.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, I'm off those. Yeah. To be honest, I didn't
want to talk about Siggi's.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Should we go? Should we get on it? Today?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
It was true?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
No, I'm mogi. You have some besies with keysy?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Well, I can't have too many because I'm doing the
State of Origin at ten.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah, like you've got to be for that.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Yeah, like you're always massively sober for your commentaries.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Actually, am wow.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I had a phase of doing quite a lot of
games whilst half drunk and did as well, and we
both we nipped it in the bud because we were
just like we swear a lot by accident.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
When you're on the purse, you do you do. You're
going to sort out the mix. I have no idea.
It depends who our producer is.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Is it State of o to night?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Is it ten o'clock?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Yeah, I'll be fast asleep for sure.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I'll be watching it. It's gonna be fucking excellent.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Why aren't you commentating it.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, I'll be watching it.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Well obviously, well obviously because I'm commentating it exactly. Keasy
god man, far out of the mood and here everyone
in a good mood.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Man. I'm not.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
What's wrong with about good mood man? Just you tired?
Were you tired? Apple night? Well you have an argument
with your misses? No?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I didn't have an argument, No, no arguments. I was
up at two.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I was too. I was for an hour and a
half and it's after sleep, after leaving and then awake
from three thirty till about five.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, yeah, it was me.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
And I was berating myself as I was leaving my
warm bed there Moogi because she was blowing a gale
and passing down with train and I was like, what
am I doing getting out of bed?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
What am I? Just?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Brain and pain and sort of stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I had a dart.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, I've never done that. I'm glad I never did
that when I was a smoke ru.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
But when I watched an.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Episode of Game of Thrones, settled down there on the
couch and had a darry.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I imagine Game of Thrones would be a nice show
to watch with the fire on.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
You know what I mean? Do you know what would
be really nice? Man watching Game of Thrones lying on
the couch or a lazy boy. Actually, I'll take that
cup of tea sure, and a Sigi.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Inside, Yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Can't remember the last time I had a Darry inside.
Not certainly, not at our house was an absolute no go.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I did it recently, the miss right drift inside. You see,
this is the weird thing that doesn't make any different.
Even if my wife goes.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Away and it's just me, I still don't smoke inside
because right she has a she hears a puff.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
The only time I do it is if I'm had
a few under sure.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I also feel like with the smoking thing, the way
you guys talk about it, going outside and lighting a
dark it's it's part of you do It's a change
of scene.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yes, it is, because it's also cold outside, right.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
I mean, I'd like nothing more than to wake up
at two in the morning and spark up at Darry.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
You'd like nothing more than that and bed And I've
never been a bed smoker. That What about post coitus
Darry Is that a thing?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yeah, it was never big for me.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I like a post coitus Darry for sure.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Don't you just like coitus, though I like post You can't.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
You don't have to, You don't have to.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
You just call me.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
You can't, you know, of course I like coitus. You can't,
you can't.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
No, if I hate cortas, if I could skip from
pre cortus to post coitus, I would.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
You get to skip the cortus and get to the
after glows.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Your wife rang me the other night and she was like,
when we're making love, her and kesy, it's like she
almost gets sur vived that you would just want to
go straight from courtus to post coitus.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Like one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
It's like, can we get this thing done so I
can go and play PlayStation?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
That's the one minute love making session?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
One minute?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, what's what's your average run?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
How long we what's your just just out of curiosity,
what's how long would you make love.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
For on average?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I've never timed it.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
No, I've never timed it either, but give me general whatever, mogi.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I mean, it feels like.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
It feels like I've gotten much better over time. Sure,
the problem that I had was that I would go
for too long, Right, what a legion? That is the truth.
And I'll tell you and I'll tell you, I know
what you mean.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I've got to mate that had complained about this as
well before to me.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah, but so it wasn't a complaint. It was great, Yes,
But I think as you sort of get old, everybody's
just happier if it's over and done a bit quicker.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, look, get it done and you know, get it
done and dusted.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
The whole archy Big Show days from four on Radio Hierarchy,
remember they Big Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
And if you've got any kids in the car, just
turn this off now. But as a result of not
I've spoken before about not wearing Connie's underpants underpants, and
so as a result my bellion because I'm circumcised, keezy
sort of got rough and that sort of like the
farmer's elbows massively desensitized.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
So you've got like callous hands almost.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
It's just a very thick skin, like the heel of
a like like the heel of a Kenyan marathon runner.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Yeah, like a Kenyan like, not just any marathon running,
because Kenya they run on the dirt.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Oh yeah, you know that if you watch Kenyan documentaries,
which I know you don't.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I was because.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
One thing that I've never been as a pre ejaculator.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I can say my first few times around certainly won't
breaking any records, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Maybe for speed and love making sessions.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Yeah, I mean I as I've previously say that, I'm
a very I'm very generous.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Indeed, you give it, you give.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
It probably the only place you my certainly not when
it comes to charities.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
My you know, my my focus is on my partner
and their pleasure, right.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
And that is something you've got to remember, Keys And
I think it's easy for people to forget this totally
because you are there to give your partner pleasure exactly.
It's it's the act of giving and making pleasure's making
it just because of some things that you don't enjoy
doing in the sack, which you've told us about. Yeah,
you're obliged to do it because you're there to give
(08:25):
pleasure to your to your love making partner.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
It's all very well for you, Keysy to want to
just have it lights out, just poke it through your
JARMI pants and missionary for a minute and then pretending
like it never happened.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
But sometimes not even taking it out of your prejamita.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. But whereas Maggie you know how
much more experienced lovers.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I guess you could say.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I feel like couples though that have been together a
long time also just pretty good at getting it all
over and done with, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I think you've got to be careful about that.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah, I think there's some truth in that.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Absolutely, you know what you like?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Same old, same old.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
No, not same old, no, no, not at all. But
you know that, you know, there's like a menu of things, sure,
and you can put any combination of these things together.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
You can have dessert first.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Well I don't know if you'd have dessert first, but
over time sort of some things are we're doing that?
Are we? Yeah? Do you know what I mean? But
you know the thing that the thing that is to
turn on initially, and your relationship was hardly likely to
be a turn on when you've been willing it out
after ten years.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I don't know the helicopters still, you know.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Ten years, yeah, twenty six. You've got to change it up,
for sure.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Mine's like thirteen. I dress up. The latest thing we
do is dress up as I just have as a
parking warden.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Oh yeah, okay, do you have a patient?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I'm giving her giving her ticket, and she comes back
to the car goes, oh, yeah, what's going on.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I am sure that we can sort something out.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Fuck off, I gotta start quite abusive right off.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yeah, you're still in a fucking job exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
And yeah, that's that. She always just ends up with
the ticket. You just ride on a piece of paper,
slap it on her.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Forehead because you're you're more into the sort of what
this sort of game of throny kind of fantasies. Achy,
that's right, like because you like you're gaming you.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Up like a dragon.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, like you're a dragon or something like that.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yeah, I've got a big thrown metal dillies as well.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Look over your shoulder, look over at your shoulder at me,
like you're a dragon. Yeah. And then she comes in
on a horse. Do you remember Beard?
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Do you ever remember to you guys, do you guys
remember the Simpson episode of mister Plower?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yeah, mister.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Can you be mister Plow? I missed. It's very good.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I saw it.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I was just a screenshot of a Simpsons episode the
other day, like a meme, and it was literally Homer saying,
I have a photographic memory, Marge. I remember exactly how
it went, and then it cuts to his memory and
he's really buff and mar just here's the wrong color,
and like all these details are.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
It's so funny. The Simpsons was good back in the day.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Probably still, but you don't watch it. It's just not
And all those sort of cartoon shows after. I think
South Park is still good, but they just sort of
run out of magic.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Yeah, but the Simpsons for a long period of time
was genius.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Genius.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
When O'Brien was running for them, it was like the amazing,
so good fellas. I'm sure we wrap it up.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Sure, yeah, So how long is he?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I reckon?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Probably like twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
It's too long. There's twenty minutes too long? Old time?
How about this old time it? We should do that.
Why don't we time it? You know what we should do?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Have you guys got smart watches? Has anyone got an
Apple Watch?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Fitbit?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Check one of them on? Well, what don't you so
you gets the highest heart run?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Why don't you video it?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Because I don't want you're cheating?
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Okay, yeah, because you might just time on? So I
want to see the fall twenty minutes? No, oh, it's
twenty minutes that we do it for.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Actually, I've got a ring light at home.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Oh yeah that You just tie that around your waist.
You put it on your fatos. Now your ring, my ring.
It's little torch that you shove up your ass. Jason.
It's a police flight, all right, you heavy mate?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Is it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
It's a torch and I shove it up my ass
all right.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Listen to the Big Show FOD or see it every
weekday on Dark.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Thanks making Bye,
Which want to get all ordered?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
What one do you want?
Speaker 3 (00:02):
Because I'll say the wrong thing right now, because I
was gonna go pepperoni. See, just tell me what you want.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I was gonna get a chicken bigger all right again?
You love a chicken bigger right? Are going to go steak?
You love sak steaks. I've noticed if you're gonna get
a free meal, it should be a steak dinner. I've
never I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I just don't. Never been a steak man.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
So Mike series just going off. I also am conscious
of not using up too much of everyone's tab with
a eye filet you know.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Oh yeah, tough shit. I don't drink beers, so fuck yourself.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Totally so good little band of the air of the
Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Fan of the Hdarky Big Show podcast, make sure you check.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Out more from Jay, Smike and Kezy on your Instagram
at Hodaky Big Show fortuing into them four to seven
every weekday on radio Hadaki.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I feel like they could do with a refresh, you know,
That's why I didn't do it. Just what doesn't wash
over you now? I mean, what exactly? How was the
by C podcast?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Good things Man?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yes, good yeah, what time do you do that too? Yes? No,
one one actually one? Yes? What have you been doing
is chilling? Yeah? Have you been chilling like a villain man?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Because it rhymes.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I had a couple of darriies.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, I'm off those. Yeah. To be honest, I didn't
want to talk about Siggi's.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Should we go? Should we get on it? Today?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
It was true?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
No, I'm mogi. You have some besies with keysy?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Well, I can't have too many because I'm doing the
State of Origin at ten.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah, like you've got to be for that.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Yeah, like you're always massively sober for your commentaries.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Actually, am wow.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I had a phase of doing quite a lot of
games whilst half drunk and did as well, and we
both we nipped it in the bud because we were
just like we swear a lot by accident.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
When you're on the purse, you do you do. You're
going to sort out the mix. I have no idea.
It depends who our producer is.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Is it State of o to night?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Is it ten o'clock?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Yeah, I'll be fast asleep for sure.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I'll be watching it. It's gonna be fucking excellent.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Why aren't you commentating it.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, I'll be watching it.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Well obviously, well obviously because I'm commentating it exactly. Keasy
god man, far out of the mood and here everyone
in a good mood.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Man. I'm not.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
What's wrong with about good mood man? Just you tired?
Were you tired? Apple night? Well you have an argument
with your misses? No?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I didn't have an argument, No, no arguments. I was
up at two.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I was too. I was for an hour and a
half and it's after sleep, after leaving and then awake
from three thirty till about five.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, yeah, it was me.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
And I was berating myself as I was leaving my
warm bed there Moogi because she was blowing a gale
and passing down with train and I was like, what
am I doing getting out of bed?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
What am I? Just?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Brain and pain and sort of stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I had a dart.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, I've never done that. I'm glad I never did
that when I was a smoke ru.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
But when I watched an.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Episode of Game of Thrones, settled down there on the
couch and had a darry.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I imagine Game of Thrones would be a nice show
to watch with the fire on.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
You know what I mean? Do you know what would
be really nice? Man watching Game of Thrones lying on
the couch or a lazy boy. Actually, I'll take that
cup of tea sure, and a Sigi.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Inside, Yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Can't remember the last time I had a Darry inside.
Not certainly, not at our house was an absolute no go.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I did it recently, the miss right drift inside. You see,
this is the weird thing that doesn't make any different.
Even if my wife goes.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Away and it's just me, I still don't smoke inside
because right she has a she hears a puff.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
The only time I do it is if I'm had
a few under sure.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I also feel like with the smoking thing, the way
you guys talk about it, going outside and lighting a
dark it's it's part of you do It's a change
of scene.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yes, it is, because it's also cold outside, right.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
I mean, I'd like nothing more than to wake up
at two in the morning and spark up at Darry.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
You'd like nothing more than that and bed And I've
never been a bed smoker. That What about post coitus
Darry Is that a thing?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yeah, it was never big for me.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I like a post coitus Darry for sure.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Don't you just like coitus, though I like post You can't.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
You don't have to, You don't have to.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
You just call me.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
You can't, you know, of course I like coitus. You can't,
you can't.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
No, if I hate cortas, if I could skip from
pre cortus to post coitus, I would.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
You get to skip the cortus and get to the
after glows.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Your wife rang me the other night and she was like,
when we're making love, her and kesy, it's like she
almost gets sur vived that you would just want to
go straight from courtus to post coitus.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Like one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
It's like, can we get this thing done so I
can go and play PlayStation?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
That's the one minute love making session?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
One minute?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, what's what's your average run?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
How long we what's your just just out of curiosity,
what's how long would you make love.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
For on average?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I've never timed it.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
No, I've never timed it either, but give me general whatever, mogi.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I mean, it feels like.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
It feels like I've gotten much better over time. Sure,
the problem that I had was that I would go
for too long, Right, what a legion? That is the truth.
And I'll tell you and I'll tell you, I know
what you mean.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I've got to mate that had complained about this as
well before to me.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah, but so it wasn't a complaint. It was great, Yes,
But I think as you sort of get old, everybody's
just happier if it's over and done a bit quicker.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, look, get it done and you know, get it
done and dusted.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
The whole archy Big Show days from four on Radio Hierarchy,
remember they Big Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
And if you've got any kids in the car, just
turn this off now. But as a result of not
I've spoken before about not wearing Connie's underpants underpants, and
so as a result my bellion because I'm circumcised, keezy
sort of got rough and that sort of like the
farmer's elbows massively desensitized.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
So you've got like callous hands almost.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
It's just a very thick skin, like the heel of
a like like the heel of a Kenyan marathon runner.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Yeah, like a Kenyan like, not just any marathon running,
because Kenya they run on the dirt.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Oh yeah, you know that if you watch Kenyan documentaries,
which I know you don't.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I was because.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
One thing that I've never been as a pre ejaculator.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I can say my first few times around certainly won't
breaking any records, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Maybe for speed and love making sessions.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Yeah, I mean I as I've previously say that, I'm
a very I'm very generous.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Indeed, you give it, you give.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
It probably the only place you my certainly not when
it comes to charities.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
My you know, my my focus is on my partner
and their pleasure, right.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
And that is something you've got to remember, Keys And
I think it's easy for people to forget this totally
because you are there to give your partner pleasure exactly.
It's it's the act of giving and making pleasure's making
it just because of some things that you don't enjoy
doing in the sack, which you've told us about. Yeah,
you're obliged to do it because you're there to give
(08:25):
pleasure to your to your love making partner.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
It's all very well for you, Keysy to want to
just have it lights out, just poke it through your
JARMI pants and missionary for a minute and then pretending
like it never happened.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
But sometimes not even taking it out of your prejamita.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. But whereas Maggie you know how
much more experienced lovers.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I guess you could say.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I feel like couples though that have been together a
long time also just pretty good at getting it all
over and done with, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I think you've got to be careful about that.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah, I think there's some truth in that.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Absolutely, you know what you like?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Same old, same old.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
No, not same old, no, no, not at all. But
you know that, you know, there's like a menu of things, sure,
and you can put any combination of these things together.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
You can have dessert first.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Well I don't know if you'd have dessert first, but
over time sort of some things are we're doing that?
Are we? Yeah? Do you know what I mean? But
you know the thing that the thing that is to
turn on initially, and your relationship was hardly likely to
be a turn on when you've been willing it out
after ten years.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I don't know the helicopters still, you know.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Ten years, yeah, twenty six. You've got to change it up,
for sure.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Mine's like thirteen. I dress up. The latest thing we
do is dress up as I just have as a
parking warden.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Oh yeah, okay, do you have a patient?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I'm giving her giving her ticket, and she comes back
to the car goes, oh, yeah, what's going on.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I am sure that we can sort something out.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Fuck off, I gotta start quite abusive right off.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yeah, you're still in a fucking job exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
And yeah, that's that. She always just ends up with
the ticket. You just ride on a piece of paper,
slap it on her.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Forehead because you're you're more into the sort of what
this sort of game of throny kind of fantasies. Achy,
that's right, like because you like you're gaming you.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Up like a dragon.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, like you're a dragon or something like that.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yeah, I've got a big thrown metal dillies as well.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Look over your shoulder, look over at your shoulder at me,
like you're a dragon. Yeah. And then she comes in
on a horse. Do you remember Beard?
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Do you ever remember to you guys, do you guys
remember the Simpson episode of mister Plower?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yeah, mister.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Can you be mister Plow? I missed. It's very good.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I saw it.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I was just a screenshot of a Simpsons episode the
other day, like a meme, and it was literally Homer saying,
I have a photographic memory, Marge. I remember exactly how
it went, and then it cuts to his memory and
he's really buff and mar just here's the wrong color,
and like all these details are.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
It's so funny. The Simpsons was good back in the day.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Probably still, but you don't watch it. It's just not
And all those sort of cartoon shows after. I think
South Park is still good, but they just sort of
run out of magic.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Yeah, but the Simpsons for a long period of time
was genius.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Genius.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
When O'Brien was running for them, it was like the amazing,
so good fellas. I'm sure we wrap it up.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Sure, yeah, So how long is he?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I reckon?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Probably like twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
It's too long. There's twenty minutes too long? Old time?
How about this old time it? We should do that.
Why don't we time it? You know what we should do?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Have you guys got smart watches? Has anyone got an
Apple Watch?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Fitbit?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Check one of them on? Well, what don't you so
you gets the highest heart run?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Why don't you video it?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Because I don't want you're cheating?
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Okay, yeah, because you might just time on? So I
want to see the fall twenty minutes? No, oh, it's
twenty minutes that we do it for.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Actually, I've got a ring light at home.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Oh yeah that You just tie that around your waist.
You put it on your fatos. Now your ring, my ring.
It's little torch that you shove up your ass. Jason.
It's a police flight, all right, you heavy mate?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Is it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
It's a torch and I shove it up my ass
all right.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Listen to the Big Show FOD or see it every
weekday on Dark.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Thanks making Bye,
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