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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Cayz Cayz.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
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Speaker 1 (00:17):
Have you been raw Dog in it? Casey?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah, of course, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I was waving because I was wondering if you guys
have the same thing i've any he's got pork in
his throat. It's kind of always been like this, but
it's a little bit different at the moment, and that
is your volume. You can't turn it down. It's like
it's down as far as it will go, but it's
still really loud in my cans. Do you guys have
that or does it turn down? My mind turns down.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
I can't. I can't even hear myself now, right, I
quite like that to be.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Mine gets to a point, but it never goes to zero.
Never goes to zero, which kind of makes sense, right.
You would never want to tune your sake cans right down? Yeah?
Why jays?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Sometimes my cans right down? So no, mine does go
right down. I can't just chick. I can hear myself,
but like an echo when it's right down.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Good day to day, guys, Tony's back in the house.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yes, you love that chat, a keasy Tony chat.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Yeah, it's all good. I mean, it's just what's interesting
with Tony chairs. I'm just interested to know how far
me are you? Having a jacket with Tony written on
it will go a long way? Yeah, well evidently, which
is good. But I think we're holding back on it totally.
Certainly a vibe that you don't like it. Yeah, but
that's never stopped anything before. Yeah, well I changed now
(01:34):
because people love it. Yeah, I know exactly. Why do
you guys get something embroidered on your shirts?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
It's a good idea. And then I'll call you.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Like Kevin, I don't generally buy clothing with people's names
on it. Well you your wife buys, Well, that's right,
and my wife buys all my clothes.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Except for what's stitched into the collar of your shirt
and that.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that that kind of jazz. But they're
not showing me that's right, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Because people get confused.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Yeah, well I don't have a big Tony on my jacket.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
The size of the bold.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
Bold type, No, it is, it's it's cursive, it's out
there so as you walked in the first thing when
I when you first wore it, that's the first thing
I saw, was this pulse saving Tony.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Because I wore it twice before anyone even noticed it,
right yeah, oh well, and then Moogie randomly spotted it.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I noticed that I just didn't want to make a
big deal of it.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Well, I was chatting to I think it was Clint
from zid in Eastwood, where Eastwood and where I was
having too many McLean over there at the coffee shop,
MacLean many McLean and.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Then geez, your name dropping all over and Clint.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Goes Tony and then I was like, oh, cheers your
Apparently you can't wear a jacket with Tony on it
without the Fellers letching onto. It's like because it's a
Lee jacket, l e E. He's like, oh yeah, watch out,
they might start calling you Lee.
Speaker 7 (02:57):
Next Yeah yeah right you wis a yeah man, good day,
thanks mab Yeah, good day.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
I was.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
I was telling Keysy actually yeah or a ka Tony
that I had a real plan this morning.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
How'd you go?
Speaker 7 (03:23):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Which wow? I said.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
I didn't have a great start to the day because
my plan was immediately kicked and detached by the weather
because she was fear old fucking pissing.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Down and blowing a gale.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
So it was like the plan that I had not good,
was I couldn't do it in those conditions?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah? Sure, did you when you were putting this planned?
Good question? Were we having a look at the did
you look at the weather? Okay planning?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (03:49):
I did?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Actually, don you know, it didn't. It didn't say pissing
down And she.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
Had a little bit of light rain in the morning
and maybe a bit heavier in the afternoon.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Ah, but then you wake up and it's fucking pissing.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Down, pissing down. The app you've got how much you're
paying for that eighty five bucks a month exactly.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
So that's the problem is you've cheaped out. You've got
a cheap one, we get a more expensive one.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
The thing that's pissing me off about that app is
it just randomly changes the city for the weather, right,
And so I'm looking at it going, oh jeez, that's
looking a bit grim. And then and then I look
up the top and it's for Melbourne and I'm like,
what the on.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Fucking Melbourne's where the WI is it gone to?
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Melbourne's Bullshit The Whacky Big Show wee days from four
on Radio Hurraarchy.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
The Wracky Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Well, I can tell you the next few days you
looking pretty good. Up to twenty two degrees, Friday's twenty
two degrees. It's looking real good. And then after that
you've got a week of pissing down rain. Oh you're joking. Yeah,
leading into your big holiday. You're off to Fijijs. Yeah,
man to go snorkeling, a big snorkeling trip.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
This is funny actually because Jason's off to Fiji on
his big holiday, even though mogis there for a week.
There for days, yeah, Jase Man, that's a hell of
a vacation.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Yeah. Well you know, I'll tell you, fellows, I'm I'm
fizzing about it.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Because as you get there, I just I don't know
what I'm going to do it. All that time you.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Get here, you do, you do the radio show, you
go to bed, you get up your play golf. Yeah,
you go to bed, you get up your play golf,
you go to bed. Then you're on a plane home
and then radio show a lot keys.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
Well, I thought I should tell you, oh God, that
I'm not planning on going to bed.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Oh good, you're with me, You're with me?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Okay. Well they do have a huge myth be an
issue in Fiji, do they really?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
They do?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Massive?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I know tom is bad. It's a great sort of
port for the for comes down from Asia from China
the air right and then changes ships and that sort
of stuff down there. Interesting, So see we go. What
do you can get on the myth? Well, I mean,
you know there's a holiday keys.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
If there's a glass barby floating around, who am I
not to suck on?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
It is glass Barbie? Weather? Is it?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
You staying every day? Yeah, all the curtains, look out
for any vans that might be packed over the.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
Street while you're on your one hundred and fifty dollars
a month weather at the magi, what is it saying
in Fiji?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Feels well, well, it's a little bit far out. I
don't trust a fourteen day. I'm going to be hoy.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Actually I keep thinking suddenly thought it was the end
of this week.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Also, tropical locations always just show one like emoji of
what it's going to be like, and it always has
rain in it because it will rain for half an hour,
it sounds some point, and so it always looks like
it's going to rain.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I can tell you that all of next week is
twenty six degrees. That's about right, that's good eating, that's hot,
Es Louis. I am going to smoke darts as well.
Oh wow, congratulations. Don't do it Magie like saying that
you know that you haven't got self control jas, but
you know you're going to be launching into that a
little bastards. No, man, but I think Mike you should
(07:03):
do your best and you know, But at the same time,
it's not you know, it's not up to you.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
You know I have no will power. Man, Come on,
who are you?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
No?
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Well, you know, we'll see how we go. I'm just
going to keep on the vake.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah yeah, you always say that to him, but you
always find out he can't. I still believe in him.
I know you believe me, believe the idea of you.
What about the reality?
Speaker 6 (07:27):
What I'm more What I'm more concerned about is Keesy
getting on the darts, because you know what he is like.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
But the thing is Keysy can have a dart, just
look like the sickest motherfucker on earth and then give
it up the next day. Gross. It's just fun to
do and it gives me nothing. Yeah, but you're been
ahead of your denim jegted on when you're smoking darts,
you like Matthew McConaughey half times at Ridgemont High. Yeah,
it'll be hot, so I won't have anything underneath, nothing
underneath swimming shorts going on.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
In Keysey's mind, that goes, I'm going to have a dorry.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I'm pissed up.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Everyone is leaving to have a dry yeah, and I
have to stay here or give you one.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah. And also when I'm.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Steamed, anything is way he is, like, you're just doing
something there's fire involved, and.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Do you like it? Just quietly? A little aspect love it?
Speaker 6 (08:14):
You get sucked that, yes, smoke into your lungs and
blow the bastard out.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
How does it feel?
Speaker 5 (08:20):
So that's the part I like, is that you're doing
something right, you're sucking it and you're blowing it out.
You know, I'd prefer it wasn't tobacco, if it was
something else, like you know.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Myth, myth.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Yeah, yeah, but I don't get any kind of good
feeling out of it.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
You don't get the enjoyment.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
But that's only because he's massively steamed.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Still get it. When I was younger and I was
pursed up. You never you.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Don't really get the head right.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Maybe when we're in.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Fiji and Jase, you're on the vape and not touching
them because I believe in you, But Mogi, I might
steal a dart off you.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
And well, I'll tell you what. Here's the thing. Easy,
I can I'm allowed to take up to two hundred
and fifty cigarettes. I'm just checking. I'm just checking what
I can take over there. I can take a carton
and there's no duty on that. There is Judy Free, baby,
it's about forty backs. So where do you get what
end do you get those? I'd get them at the
New Zealand end because you know in the part I
(09:10):
hate this is me. I hate arriving somewhere on holiday
and then stopping and going to Judy Free. I fucking
hate it, right, I will never do it. I'd rather
pay top dollar everywhere I want to get through. I
want to get through, get the fuck out of there
and get on my holiday. Yes, I hate stopping at
Judy three.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
But my experience of that is that they still cost
a fucking shipload New Zealand.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Because Judy is text right, so all the text is gone,
tex is gone. Yes, well it's when you're coming into
New Zealand's Yeah, you can only buy one packet of cigarettes. Okay, okay,
it's not as not as great.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
Well that makes sense to me then, because that's yeah,
because that's what I thought it was. You could get
one packet.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
For wherever it's the country you're going into.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Right, okay, Yeah, I believe in you though, Jayson, how
good man, God, it's going to be good fellas. Do
you days? We're going for ten days, me and you are?
And Pugs?
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Are you taking the week off as well?
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:06):
And Pugs are. And they've just found out they've got
an extra holiday, extra week off. They don't even know
they had it. We had it.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
They were like, man, we've got so much leap leave
over here that we don't know what to do with
you guys.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I was like, yeah, found some leave underneath.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
His cat And I was like, what about Jase, he
should get some leaving. They're like, oh nah, he's already
using up so much of it.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
Yeah, yeah, well yeah, and so Pugs is going to
be on leave as well as he.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're good to cut the podcast.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
They can't be what and spam boy.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
That's such a shame.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Geez.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Pretty exciting guys on Tuesday. So I think at two
thursd that year.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
And also you'll wait and maintained that I'm very excited
for feed you, but you are ten times more excited
and I am.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, I'm very excited because my kid gets to go
and yeah, and she's really excited for it. She wants
to go snorkeling straight off the plane. She's worried about sharks.
Well you should encourage that.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
The right thing about Fiji two is there you know
the local people are great with kids.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah, that's what they say that they.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Really they're amazing.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
Yeah, there you go and then just a week later
you go to go back and pick them up again.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
Hey, yeah, listen to the Big Show four or seven
week days radio Hurdaki can't wait, Yes, yeah, what nothing