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August 26, 2025 11 mins

On today's poddy, we discuss the lack of nudity in radio

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
For all your mad bastards, loving the Big Show podcast,
Get Up even Closer.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
On Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for for Doggies for
to seven every weekday on radio.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Yeah, I mean great stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Moogie can't talk right now because he's had a mouthful
of chips. We've been given two packets of chips by
the boss weirdly, but I'm not complaining.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Do they taste? Do they taste as good when you
haven't stolen them?

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Jas?

Speaker 5 (00:29):
No, they don't, actually, because I've noticed you're not really
having that many of them.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
No, well, I kind of you know, I had had
a cracker or two on the way in today, so
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
I'm not starving like a normally. But no, they do.
They do taste bitter when you steal them.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, they do, because you put your life on the line,
you know what I mean, for your mates.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
So they can have some chips too.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
You know how the Breakfast show called us out for
about not me really you guys for making a miss.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Should we respond to that on the radio show?

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Mm?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Hm yeah, I think so okay.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Which I find ironic is when I come in here
and there's like sex, coffee cups and shit calling me
a mess.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Excuse me, you are a fucking pig.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
I am not a peg.

Speaker 6 (01:07):
It's spotless on my side of the Every single day
for weeks and months, I would say, you screw up
pieces of paper and you throw it at the glass
and you just leave the paper sitting here on the floor.
So at least two of those a day. We would
constantly tell you to pick them up. Why would it
be two a day, why would it be one? And
you would constantly refuse to do it, and you would
never ever pick them up. So we were forced to

(01:29):
pick up after you so that we wouldn't leave a
mess for the people that come in the next day.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
And you did that for months, the point being months
ago when it was the last time you saw.

Speaker 6 (01:36):
Me do that, a week more recent than months ago. Yeah,
but it wasn't day, well okay, it was every single
day for months. So the idea that you wouldn't do.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
It, yeah, but I mean, I'm talking about fill f
on my desk.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Oh, you're talking about something else. I thought we were
doing about things.

Speaker 6 (01:54):
We're doing other things, things that other people have to
pick up on your behalf years.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
No, we're talking about fell from the desk.

Speaker 6 (02:01):
Well, there was filth over here, including the pubic here,
which was not mine.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
That'll be Jerry's because he gets as he gets his
bits out.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
That's well.

Speaker 6 (02:09):
There was a naked dude in the next time the
other day.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah, I saw that. What was that actually about?

Speaker 4 (02:14):
So he got a thousand bucks?

Speaker 1 (02:16):
But why was he naked?

Speaker 6 (02:18):
If you come in here with a toasted sandwich and
you're naked, you get a thousand bucks.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
It's for the naked gun.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
Oh right, yeah, yeah, So there's a whole lot of
challenges and basically if you do it and send in
a video blah blah blah, then you and you get.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
A thousand bucks. It's really it's a great idea.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
It was really good.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
It was really I don't know if you guys remember this.
I think it was the Hits. Maybe yeah, Tom Harper
and they oh yeah, and I will make Tom win
across Naked Show show And there was a massive uproar
about it.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Do that.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
I can't even remember the content show put him up
to it. He was producing the breakfast shot at the time.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
But the really interesting thing about it was people were
furious that he got pressured into doing it, that it
was unacceptable he.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
Didn't care about it.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
He loved getting his kid off.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, but it was I was amazed by the pushback,
and so they there was a thing for a while
like no more nudity in the studios because people are
not people are not happy about it. I was quite
interested to see his naked. But that dude's naked.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
But well, the good thing about that is that he's
a random listener who's gone above and beyond for this promo. Right, Yes,
you know what I mean. It's not yeah, I reckon,
that's allg I mean, that's alg.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Back in the.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
Nineties and the two thousands, there was a lot of
nudity in studios a h especially on like the Edge
and your madhouses and the wacky stuff to do is
to get people to do stuff naked or you know, I.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Listened to the Rock and there wasn't a nudity on
the thing. Yeah, yeah, Old what's his name there? Roger?
And was that Nick?

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Nick? And Roger?

Speaker 1 (03:57):
He's been there that long?

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Roger the day when twenty nineteen or twenty.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Far out, you must be rich airs man thirty years.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
He's doing thirty years, isn't he more? Well more?

Speaker 5 (04:09):
Yeah, I'm not sure. I'm not sure Bloody legend of
the game though. Old nice guy, but well I've been
him few times.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Very nice guy. They all are over there.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
I've actually never met rog I've met I've met the
other people from the Rock.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Bryce Smell, yeah, Bryce.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Lovely, got two lovely guys.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
And the Jay, but not Dunk, not mal Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah friendly. I've not had a lot to do with that.
I tried to check Dunk.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
I tried to check one night after the Radio Awards
because he's into the old ships and I tried to
and he had no time for me whatsoever. Yeah, you know,
but and like you know, when you get a vibe
that someone just and I haven't had it in a
long time, it's just a vibe that the guy was
like I just conversated sucks. And it could have been
because I was pursed, but I was just like after,

(05:00):
I was like, oh man, I just need to find
someone else in the industry that I can talk to
about fucking cars.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeah right, And I thought it was her, and I
was like, oh, we should.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
We should hit them up and get a bit of
cross code content.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Game.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
You just find out if he was over kezy.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
It was probably quite tedious. If you were pressed interesting,
you should say that.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Because my wife was saying the other night, you know,
and she's going, god, I'm boring, and I.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Was like you, yeah, no, not me. No, she's great
and I am boring.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
But in anyway, she said something which made me laugh,
which was you know, sometimes I hear myself talking to
people and telling a story and it's like, what the fuck.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Am I rambling about? You know what I mean? It's
so teeny.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Story was good?

Speaker 1 (05:44):
That was top, That was top. Qu I got another
one today? Feels good stuff?

Speaker 6 (05:49):
Well we need to save it, yes, because now if no,
I mean save it from today until we get Pegsam
back and we could do stings for it. You see
another classic yarn from Hoody Jays.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
I think on those ones because I do just I had.

Speaker 6 (06:05):
I have a mate like that who just sort of
tells the you and he gets started, he keeps on going.
At a certain point he sees everybody's face looking at
him and he's like, oh, yeah, this hasn't really got
an ending, and then he finishes it off with our
cool story, Tobes.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
He says that.

Speaker 7 (06:19):
Cool story, Jason, in fearness, my story did have an
ending where I clubbed a seal to death.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
And the keys he said, did you eat it?

Speaker 2 (06:37):
No?

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Went nah that It was like a.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
But what I don't want is for Jase to start
tailoring his cool yarns for the radio. No down the
cool story, Jase, you know, because your stories are really
cool usually Jason, Yeah, yeah, I don't want them to
turn into vanilla radio.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
This this, this thing that happened to me actually happened
to be having the weekend, to be honest, As we
were going to the batch. It was the most bizarre thing,
and I was like, what the actual fuck?

Speaker 1 (07:06):
And my wife and I were sitting in my car
going what do we do about that? That is the
weirdest thing that's happened.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
You come in once a week with the weirdest fucking
thing that's happened. And it's like, I've said this before
my wife today in the kitchen. Oh I don't respond
because she fucking does it every day, three times a day.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Yesterday, Oh my god, I was like what so oh
it was just a leaf. I thought it was a
rat in the.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
Garden and I was just like fucking ten meters away
from you through glass, and you screamed like that.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
So I'm numb to it.

Speaker 5 (07:37):
So when you say it's the weirdest thing ever, I'm like,
cool a bit, it's just another thing, Like it's just
there was just.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
It was just a really stupid thing that happened. And
it was like, I can't fix this.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
This is this is ridiculous to fix everything you have noticed.
I'm a fixer feeling.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
It's like when I hear you, guys, and you know
it's your travels, I just want to jump in there
and sort it out.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Well, was the one you miss this through today?

Speaker 1 (08:00):
About my console? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (08:02):
Your console? In my head, I was like, I know
how to pull that apart. I've done that before. But
then I was like, no, I won't do it.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Suffice to say, I snapped the bastard, did you actually?

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Fucking up that car? Are you love?

Speaker 2 (08:15):
That's got I've got the damage from the mccannon fucked
my console?

Speaker 4 (08:19):
Why here we go fix it?

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Because what how did you break it?

Speaker 1 (08:29):
This is the tremendous story of the radio break.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Possibly, Okay, we'll see we're a bit thin on material today,
so it might have to be I'm looking at the.

Speaker 6 (08:40):
Dark another one through guys. Car issues today. Yeah, decide
what we're going to do.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Run with Yeah, but yeah, so how did.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
You snap it? What were you doing?

Speaker 4 (08:51):
What did your snap?

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (08:53):
So you know how you're in the driver's seat.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
I've got a little console there with the gear gear box,
and it's got a two cup holder, and then there's
another little thing there and it's got a lid on it.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
The thing that you open up your change Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
All that, yeah, all your coffee and stuff.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
And then when you put your coffee in your drink holder.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah, that's what. It's got a couple of drink holders
as well.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
They're back here.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
You've got a thing that covers over the drinkholders, cover over, Yes,
they cover over.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Because we had the same car.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
And so we were just packing up the car to
go to the batch.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
I put my phone on top of the cover right
and then I lifted it slightly and my phone slipped.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Down and the gap of the car, the gap.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Of the cover underneath underneath my slapholder and sent a
console and I was like, what the fuck, how do
I get that fucking out? And it was like right
down and my cosh rang the phone. I was like
it was right in the chassis somewhere and I was
a chessis It wasn't that far right, But I should

(10:00):
have yanked it up and managed to get it up
like that, and I could see it, but I couldn't.
I couldn't reach it because it was in a really
awkward little spot.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
And then it went snap, and I went off, Fuck,
there you go. But then I got back. Then I
got my phone out and just pushed it back. She'll
be fine.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
I mean, it's not.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
It doesn't affect the running of the car.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Nah, No, it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
But it was so it took like twenty five minutes
to get it out. It was fucking ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (10:30):
Did any part of you go like I should google
how to remove singer console?

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Well I did remove it.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
No, No, the question because what you've done there is
snap About one hundred clips and stuff that were.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Holding it all in Those are all funcks. Now.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Well, it's pretty secure in there. Just when I say snap,
it's got a little like that.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
The crack is it?

Speaker 5 (10:53):
Is it the sort of thing that when you go
to sell it, someone to be able to notice, although
I know.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
I don't think they will, to be honest, don't tell them,
but I'm keeping that car forever.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Because it's a beast. Hey, listen to the Big Show.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
See now we've blowed it for the Bloody Show.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
Yeah, nobody asked you to tell her.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
No, that was a great story. We'll tell it twice.

Speaker 5 (11:12):
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