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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
Thanks mate, Thanks fellas. I'm just looking at a healthy yeah, walking.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Past who Moggie labeled cool hoity j.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
He's not that cool to bone a picture.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
He's elderly. He's got a limp. Limp.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah, I don't think that one is getting any better.
You could be like that man when you grow up.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
I kind of already am.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I don't like if I Jace would love to have
a limp.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Listen to listen to me.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
All I need to do is walk on sand for
two hours or so and I'll have a limp, right
because my ankles crap out.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Hey, But anyway, Happy birthday, keeps.
Speaker 6 (00:55):
Day, Happy birth to you, Happy Chris.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
You missed the cake, Mogi, Oh no, I saw it there.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
I'd have missed the cake. No one waited for me? Wow?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Was that three fifteen pugs accidentally invited me to my
own surprise birthday thing?
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
The dopey fuck and it didn't invite me.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
And then he left a hoo of a mess in
the kitchen table?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
There, did he?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I mean he has a gut meal the time about
leaving messes.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
I mean, what's that about.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
No, Pug sounds gonna be one of the cleanest guys
I know, I reckon, Yeah, but not at work.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
He's not because you just think someone else will come
and do it for him.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Actually, that's a good point. At your house, do you
leave your shit everywhere?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I I've talked about this before. I'm exceptionally anal, but well.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
What happens when you come in here?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I when I'm at like, one thing I can't stand
is when people caught and leave a massive.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Messa's got an actor's sense of entitlement, so he just
thinks he can wander around and people are clean up
after it. And that's what happens. And we've got a
friend who does a very similar thing, right, and a
mind boggles, bogles, and it's hard to get out of,
you know, when you're talent in all honesty, Man, when
(02:17):
I'm on set, I'm a completely different person. Sure, I'm
a complete because I hate I'm exactly the same as you.
I fucking hate waiting around And what really annoys me
as well, because coming from producing as well, and you think, oh,
what is it taking so long? And if you think
you can see a way of it being faster, you
(02:39):
think to yourself, you'd never say no, do it like this? No,
but you're thinking, fucking was it taking away? You just
fucking do this and you don't know what's going on
behind the scenes. Sure, but all you want to do
is go home.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah? Is it like a lifetime of number seven on
the call sheet? Does that like eventually turn you into
someone who just.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I this is the whole thing with me and pegs
on this thing with it because he keeps posting on
these things. I once got a pie out of the
pie warming you have to be more specific, mate, and
this particular pie that overcooked it and the rapper was
literally disintegrating in my hands, and I thought, rather than
(03:17):
just drop it all over the floor, I took it
to the sink and then it just like the wrapper,
just literally into a thousand pieces.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
I remember, So that happened.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
So but wait and then Punts comes and goes You're
on air in thirty seconds, and I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
So I'm trying to clean.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Because I'm about to go on air, and that son
of a bitch he post it was like an absolute shaid.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Was that a similar thing that happened last week when
you left all that rice in the sink?
Speaker 5 (03:56):
I don't have rice?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
But also that's racist.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
First of all, you're the rise of dehydrated media.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
So all you're saying with story, all you're saying with
that story is that not only do you make a
massive mess, you can't keep track of time properly either,
because you don't know you're on air in thirty seconds.
Well because of time management.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
That was dealing with a disintegrating pie pack pegson.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Can I make a recommendation? Men? Can I make them?
Come on? In mate?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
You come on defend yourself. I'd like to I've got
an idea that moviegs before you begin. I'd like to
moving forward, every time jos Behind makes a mess, we
get a photo of it, and at the end of
the year we'll make we make a coffee book that
we give out to all the stuff here. Everyone gets
(04:41):
a coffee of this is Joseph's mess. We'll give one to.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
The cleaners first day. That'd be good.
Speaker 7 (04:48):
I just wanted to say happy birthday, Chris, you talk
an awful lot for somebody when you think I'm not
coming in here from Studio B.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, look at you, you're scared.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah, man, that was your I think what Moggie just
said is a fantastic idea. The only issue is it'll
be a very skinny book.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
He got a couple of chapters, Jason.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
I think it just needs to be made clear that
that was your cake and your sitting sometime and you
walked around with a ship eating office looking at me,
and I'm going, what's he done?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
We've got a headful of stuff going on when he
comes to the office. It's okay that you left that
cake behind today, pugsn and you know, but it's only
because you It's only because you posted so.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Many character assassinations.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
But anyway, can you can you can you change the
subject theah, we're done? And I also think peg Son
and I'll help you with us. Every time there is
a something left, we'll do a little writer. There's a date,
this is what was going on, little store already underneath
(06:00):
each one will be bloody good. As I say, it's.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Going to be a very skinny book. I can do
a whole chapter on every single time Jays leaves a
water glass in the studio and then claims he's somebody else,
and then it comes to the next day, sees the
same water glass and goes, it's a bloody mess in here.
Speaker 8 (06:17):
Yeah, a glass stays out in the office for a
whole night, and well.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
It does because fucking look that's from breakfast.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Tell you what, bloody mad Heath, he's a shocker. I
came in here and most days there's like three or
four bloody caps and glasses where I sit.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
It's a disgrace. It's no good man, it's just not
on the whole.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
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Speaker 2 (06:51):
Good Weekend Fellas.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Was actually, man was a good weekend. But we've hit
good either. Yeah, so I don't want a weekend like that.
It's been fun. I've had a good run.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah, it was a good weekends and UFC which you'll
get into on the.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Shore works in USC and the Warriors had my chasm
came over to Yeah, caught up. But it was bloody good,
bloody good. I feel really good going into the week.
Actually that's I had a great dream. Actually, I was
want to hear about my dream on the I don't
know if on the shows, Well do you know when
people talk about their dreams and it's boring?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
No, that's okay, we can frame it around there.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
It's I was cleaning, I was cleaning my hair. I
was No, it wasn't.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
I was waking at a car yard, but it was
quite a high end car yard, and my job was
to clean the cars. And the guy came in to
buy a car, I think, and then he wanted to leave,
and apparently I had the keys for his gab but
I didn't have them. I was like, no, you never,
you never gave it to me. It's quite quite an
urn of this guy. I had a bit of bit
of money the keys like a jas type and yeah,
(07:58):
and so he goes, well, you you better find the
keys man because I want to go. So I go
and look in his car and I'm looking at all
the consoles, quite a dirty Mercedes he had, and I
found about fifteen keys, but they're all house keys. And
he comes out and goes, you found them yet, and
I said, no, no, I haven't found them. And you guys,
you didn't give them to me. And I'm sort of
(08:20):
bent in the front door looking for the keys while
I'm saying this, and he just reaches between my legs,
grabs my balls and squeezes them as hard as he
can and says, find them. Yes, squeeze them so hard
that I woke up.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
So maybe there's a lot going on there. I think
the rich guys who you aspire.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
To be, it's not he was an ass. I don't
want to be that guy.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
You looking for keys and constantly and not obtaining them
is like a metaphor for you're trying to find the
way to get exactly.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
There's so many different routes to success. Maybe keys and
the pressures on. The pressures got me. If somebody's got
me by the balls, y's for sure that's your wife. Yeah,
there I will be the pressure's on, and ultimately I will.
And you don't yet have the answer.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
In fact, not only do I not have the answer,
I'm leaving that plane, right, I bail and I come
out of the dream.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah, such an interesting dream.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Yeah, And I did have saw nuts that was even
more interesting. And Tinker was sitting at the end of
the big.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Do you know, because I've often thought about this, you know,
whether you have a dream like you you woke up
and your head saw nuts right where where your body is.
Something's happening with your body. Yes, something's happening with your body,
which then goes into your subconscious which affix your dream.
And then you wake up and you go, oh, that
part of my body is actually hurting.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Yeah, the other way around it is. It is very fascinating.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I had my parents up for the weekend. Yes, And
you know, I've been tinkering with the idea tinker tinker
of getting a motorbike.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
And one of the things I needed to cross off
my list was telling my dad because he is vehemently
against me having a motorbike on the road. And then
I came up in conversation because we were on my
YouTube and my algorithm had like old motorbike videos playing
and stuff. He's oh, that's cool, blah blahlah blah, and
then I was like, yeah, to be honest, i'd love
to get one of those as my nick's project. And
he's like, your uncle's had like ten of those. I
(10:24):
reckon he could find you one, And I was like yeah,
and he's like fully on board of it. He's like,
that'll be cool. Airs yeah, you should do that. And
he's like, you're gonna do it now while you're young,
before you have kids and stuff. If you won't have toys,
you know, you're got to do that sort of shit.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Yeah, And I was like, yeah, I'm not happy about it.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Casey ah, is it all good if I still get
one more? I mean, why what are you worried about?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Well, you know you could have an accent.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
They're not safe keys. You don't want me to get hurt. Well,
that's right, but to be honest, nothing's safe nowadays, fellos am.
I right, no global warming.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
That's what they say though, So oh you could die
a crossing the road?
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Yeah, do you know what else? Say?
Speaker 4 (11:04):
And then they say doesn't stop you from looking both
ways before you cross, though, does it?
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (11:10):
So that means I thought it means why take an
additional risk?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
But if I if I was scared of everything dangerous,
I wouldn't go on holiday to certain countries. I wouldn't,
you know, do heaps of stuff.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
I mean if you went, if you went a risk taker,
then you wouldn't go swimming without your earplugs.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Yeah, yeah, with the air plug that yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
And my ears get really sore.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Yeah, because you are pretty. You're a bit of a
daar devil.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
I love the fact that we came keasy for all
of his physical ailments. And your ankles are fucked. You've
got to listen to you.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Oh look, where do you begin to be honest? But
for someone that's you know, forty forty two three three,
you must be your birthday, you know, you know, thirty eight.
It just feels like we're actually getting closer and closer
in age.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
It's weird. The Pakistan still in the her of a
mood with that.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
I reckon just an apology and buying some cake.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Well, I mean, I just I I just took a
photo and published the facts.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
It's all I reckon.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
You should apologize right now, just a quick apology.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
What for is that up on Instagram?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Great?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
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You'll love it.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
It's so good.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
He takes photos of me with my shoes off and
puts it on Instagram, and your shirt and my shirt.
I'm sure he's going to a photo with my massive, massive,