September 22, 2025 • 12 mins
On today's poddy, it was a burlesque party.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I've been.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I've started cyberpunk, by the way, because King's Flame for
work or whatever on Lies of Pea was really hard
and so I kind of needed a break from like
punishing myself when I was gaming on sunday'll hangover. So
I decided to fire up cyberpunk for something like more cinematic,
you know.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
What I mean.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Yeah, have you been King's Flame?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
No, No, I've just I just started up cyberpunk. But
it's been really good so far. I've been really enjoying it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah, sidepunk rules the start of it's cool.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, there's a lot to kind of keep track of peeps. Yeah,
like interfaces and shards and yeah, ship and links, what's it?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
And you've got to also put like the you've also
gotta put like you got the chip thing that you
put in and that's got all the things on it. Yeah,
it took me quite a while and stuff.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah, ready to go.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yes for all you med bastards.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Loving the Big Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
On Instagram, YouTube and raw dogging forts every weekday on radio.
Welcome back, Jas, thanks man.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Hi, how you going, lads? You're good?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
You're bloody great man?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yeah good, you had another haircut?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah? On Thursday, Pugs and Mike hate it. That's all.
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
I think it looks good.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Thank you. Yeah, didn't style it today. This this is
just it out of the shower.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
I was having like, I was actually having a thought
today about you going through your hair, sort of prepping
procedure every day on the show.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Just to let people know, you know, the proceeds. You
want me to aget with me?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
How?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Yeah? Get get really getting.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Really with Keysy Yeah sure man on the radio. Yeah, yeah, absolutely,
I'm down for that good ship. You actually see him
fizzed up even though you've had like a three hour
long vacation.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
The only thing I should warn you about this now,
I think I've got a urinary tract in fiction.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
From what you know. I think we all know you
gotta go wheeze afterwards. I've been doing a lot of wheeze.
I've been doing a lot. It's been epidemic. Does it sting?
Speaker 5 (02:08):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Have you had more water than usual? More fluids?
Speaker 5 (02:12):
No? Okay, okay, yeah, no, I'm just well, this is
the thing. I'll have a glass of water and I
need to do wheeze.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
So you've had a uti?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
U t I yeah, okay, I wonder if my urethra
is inflamed, what does it look like? Maybe if you
see my urethra keys and I know if you shout
to pugs.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
You can never look down there.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
You know, I'm not letting pugs anywhere near my urethra.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Come on, man, how was your weekend though? Mate? Was great?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
It was great? Yeah, man, it was awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
You're gonna tell us about it on the show.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Totally. I am peace by peace.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I can't wait our by hour.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I've left the show planning pretty empty, just so we
could kind of yeah, but like vacate it for.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
That well, as I said in the chat, it's probably
about four voice breaks.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Okay, it's like an hour of our show. Yeah, chucking
a couple of fijiqticles. Man, it's the show done.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yeah? Where oh but I see there that's some egg
chat so that's good.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
And also my team meeting that I've been wanting to
call for about a week now.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
You and your fucking team meetings?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Well, has he had team meetings when I've been away? Pugs?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
No, got guessed. It always gets guessed.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
I've found is that what the meeting's about, the fact
that your team meeting check gets gassed.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, we should have it. Yeah, there's something along those
lines Saturday night, right, we had and Mania was part
of this as well, what he described as a university
style bo ah. So it was a b nashiki down here,
down by Freeman's Bay there. Oh yes, the little Japanese
(03:43):
a bottom of the hill.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Yes I do.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
So we went there for a boo walked in at
seven by eight o'clock. Mania was cross eyed and like
wasted because the people were with Lucy's cousin and her fiance.
They were just fucking on one and got everyone at
the table absolutely like well like Mania tried to order
off the iPad, ordered one small piece of chicken thigh
and some marmo beans.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
That's all you need for a vo.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
All he had isn't the wine because he thought it
came with rice and he was going to order more,
but then the guy just challenging him to skull sharder
nose and he just was And then Maniah was like
completely fucked.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
It was amazing, Like glasses were being smashed like.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
And everyone's like oh, and then you start to somebody
whose birthday it's not.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
We didn't do that, but it was fucking all time though.
It was I haven't done something like that in ages.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
That's a dream, can I?
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Can I just point out PAGs which Kezy conveniently left out. Yeah,
he said it was like a university style byo there.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Before that, he played golf and was got massively steamed
at the golf course.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
You don't even know they were already steamed. Oh okay,
so then they went into the rear strike.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Can I also point out, because Kezy didn't mention this,
he got massively steamed the night before with his neighbors.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I mentioned that to me, So the neighbors, right, they
came round and just for the listeners. I think I
talked about it last week, but we've got the neighbors.
Our house is joined to another house has do two
garages in between. That house is owned by a seventy
odd year old Singaporean gentleman and his son who's about
my age. Lovely, lovely guys. They don't drink. But then
(05:25):
across the way, also in our sheer driveway is a
classic Westy guy who's probably sixty five and his messes
who's like late fifties, and they do drink and they
came over. And when people are at your house, Jase,
you must deal with this all the time. Not us obviously,
because you don't invite us. But yeah, when you're.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Not after the antics you're talking about now.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
But when you're hosting, you don't get to decide when
the night wraps up to you. No, no, you are
there till the end. And that's what we found. All
of them stayed till after midnight.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Yes, and I've on that front.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Got mates that are notorious per seeds. And not only
are they notorious per seeds, they're notorious talkers. Right, So
you're talking about Brendan the no no, no, right, and
I'm talking you're going until four or five in the morning.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Fuck that?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I feel like.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
So if Mike was here, he'd disagree. I feel like
he'd be the kind of guy who would just make
a call at some point, yes, just thinking yeah, abnormal.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Okay, everyone, I'm going to be fuck off?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yeah, which over?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
We don't have that?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Which is fair enough?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
No?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
The whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hurarchy The Wary Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
I do know I have I do have mates like
that that are okay, Okay, I'm fucking I'm done now.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
It's like.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
You know when you had your your wife's cousin over
to stay.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Yeah. True.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Now remember this is a young that we had in
the ute and not actually on the podcast. So you're
about to make reference as no one gets.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
And I'm going to explain it.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
If you couldn't, then you.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
And your wife's cousin and she stayed with you.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Didn't stay with me. That sounds dodgy as she was
her and her fiance who I'm seeing their winning with,
wasn't there though he wasn't the weekend who was fumored.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
But he wasn't staying at about a second bottle of wine?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Something was up, keezy, two bottles of wine?
Speaker 5 (07:31):
No, and you and your wife and you're very attractive
what cousin?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I think you were calling him attractive? Yes, same which
you are.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
You're in a goofy kind of way.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Keysy, I'll tell you what I can get. Brother.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
The three of you.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Had polished off one bottle of wine and the cousin
had bought another bottle of wine and she was going
to take it.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
To somewhere else later on on Saturday.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
By on Saturday, and I'll ware that's it, is it
you feel, don't worry about that. Oh we're getting out
of the bottle.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Well open this one now, I'll get another one later on.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
That was pretty much what was said.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
And then I can, if I'm correct and stating this,
your wife shid are.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
No, I've got to go to work tomorrow. And then
the cousin said I also have to go to work tomorrow,
and Keesy was like, yeah, sweet as sweet, just joking anyway.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
I mean, I was definitely a replacement.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, I can still hang out.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
And then you ended up in the wrong room.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yeah, that's my bed, fumbling around in the dark.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
But my strategy on the Friday night with the neighbors
at your house because they were loving it and I
was like, wow, this is going on way later than
I anticipated, which was fine. Lucy was fucking tired. I
was looking over her. She just gott to fall asleep,
but like nodding along to stories. And my strategy was
just because we were all sharing wine and I was like,
the moment that wine runs out, this night's over. So
I just started cating wine and there was like literally
(09:02):
and then my wife and I hadn't aside. At one
point walk past each other in the horse trying to
drink all the wine so that they off even though
I really loved them. And there I can tell who
was super tired. I'm doing your favor by getting waste.
So that was my strategy. And then the next day
at golf, I was a complete fucking shambles. I shock it.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
And so that was the point I was trying to
make pugs. The part of that keys he didn't talk
about prior to Righty was he got steamed the night
before he was seeing us. Then he got steamed at
the golf club, just not landing the plane and steamed
and flew into the dinner at the restaurant.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Yeah, and it got even more steam.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
But I was still the one that had the had
his wets about him because I had to. I was
in a taxi and I hopped out because I was like, ship,
I need to make sure Mania gets in a taxi
because he was cross eyed. He was doing that, honestly,
his eyes were parted like looking different ways, like a
cartoon character. And you were like, heym and I are over,
and he'd look at you and he'd be looking completely
through you, and I was and I had to make sure,
I got his phone out and booked him an uber
(10:01):
and then put him in his uber and then apparently
he hopped out and threw up on the side of
the motorway. Honestly, and this was all like I was
home by eleven o'clock.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
And I know and knowing the not massive demons, the
next huge demons.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
So he even see his things. He wakes up the
next morning asks his missus whether she hates his guts
and she was like, no, you're sweet, okay, because she
was going to work to jump off the top of
the roof or something.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Yes, you've always you've always got to gauge the partner.
The next you'll learn this, mugs, Pugs, Puggy because you
know you like him get big on it sometimes. Yeah,
and you know you always got to gauge the partner
the next day.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
See, I don't have to do that. But you don't
get that, you guys.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Also, you guys have met my partner.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
If anything, she's going to be asking me prone to anxiety,
she's she's a fucking whipping.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Well, maybe she should tone down the drinking.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
About it.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah, yes, because we'd like to have a lot of
fun on the show. But sometimes let's go too far.
Were there to a bootlisk party? On said be you did?
It was just a regular party, but you made it bust.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
I remember when I went out with you.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Yeah, when we went out to the gig and you
and I was counting her drinks and after eighteen I
just went out.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
I'm just I'm going to stop counting.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
You are always keeping an eye and when we're out
of stuff together. Yeah, I did notice that one thing
that I was going to maybe talk about on the show,
but I feel like I should, I should talk about
it here.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I went to this booleist theme party and it was
all very.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Like scantily clear bootless outfits and stuff, and everybody looked amazing.
And one of the people at the party had a
corset and the dazzled buzzies. And earlier on in the night,
she was assembling Profeder rolls and she was putting express
of beans on the Profeder roles and one of the
girls made a joke that they look like nipples. And
(12:02):
then like later on in the night, a few drinks,
I'm standing talking to herying to go, so, how are
the naps?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
How are the naps? Have you?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
And she's like looks down at her podessal buzzies and.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Then looks back at me, and I'm.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Like, no, no, no, no, no thes.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
But she fully thought I was asking her how are
buzzies were?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Wow? And how did she take? Did you take kindly great?
She was perfectly fine.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Yeah, she was like, oh, I thought you were talking
about these.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
You're disgusting.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
You're a.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Really great part of Yeah, you're at a strip club,
mate to a strip club, heaps of blisk. Hey listen
to the big show for little seven week days, ready
to heard, good eating, See you then or
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Zon't come on.
I've been.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I've started cyberpunk, by the way, because King's Flame for
work or whatever on Lies of Pea was really hard
and so I kind of needed a break from like
punishing myself when I was gaming on sunday'll hangover. So
I decided to fire up cyberpunk for something like more cinematic,
you know.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
What I mean.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Yeah, have you been King's Flame?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
No, No, I've just I just started up cyberpunk. But
it's been really good so far. I've been really enjoying it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah, sidepunk rules the start of it's cool.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, there's a lot to kind of keep track of peeps. Yeah,
like interfaces and shards and yeah, ship and links, what's it?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
And you've got to also put like the you've also
gotta put like you got the chip thing that you
put in and that's got all the things on it. Yeah,
it took me quite a while and stuff.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah, ready to go.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yes for all you med bastards.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Loving the Big Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
On Instagram, YouTube and raw dogging forts every weekday on radio.
Welcome back, Jas, thanks man.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Hi, how you going, lads? You're good?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
You're bloody great man?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yeah good, you had another haircut?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah? On Thursday, Pugs and Mike hate it. That's all.
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
I think it looks good.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Thank you. Yeah, didn't style it today. This this is
just it out of the shower.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
I was having like, I was actually having a thought
today about you going through your hair, sort of prepping
procedure every day on the show.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Just to let people know, you know, the proceeds. You
want me to aget with me?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
How?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Yeah? Get get really getting.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Really with Keysy Yeah sure man on the radio. Yeah, yeah, absolutely,
I'm down for that good ship. You actually see him
fizzed up even though you've had like a three hour
long vacation.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
The only thing I should warn you about this now,
I think I've got a urinary tract in fiction.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
From what you know. I think we all know you
gotta go wheeze afterwards. I've been doing a lot of wheeze.
I've been doing a lot. It's been epidemic. Does it sting?
Speaker 5 (02:08):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Have you had more water than usual? More fluids?
Speaker 5 (02:12):
No? Okay, okay, yeah, no, I'm just well, this is
the thing. I'll have a glass of water and I
need to do wheeze.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
So you've had a uti?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
U t I yeah, okay, I wonder if my urethra
is inflamed, what does it look like? Maybe if you
see my urethra keys and I know if you shout
to pugs.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
You can never look down there.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
You know, I'm not letting pugs anywhere near my urethra.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Come on, man, how was your weekend though? Mate? Was great?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
It was great? Yeah, man, it was awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
You're gonna tell us about it on the show.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Totally. I am peace by peace.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I can't wait our by hour.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I've left the show planning pretty empty, just so we
could kind of yeah, but like vacate it for.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
That well, as I said in the chat, it's probably
about four voice breaks.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Okay, it's like an hour of our show. Yeah, chucking
a couple of fijiqticles. Man, it's the show done.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yeah? Where oh but I see there that's some egg
chat so that's good.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
And also my team meeting that I've been wanting to
call for about a week now.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
You and your fucking team meetings?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Well, has he had team meetings when I've been away? Pugs?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
No, got guessed. It always gets guessed.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
I've found is that what the meeting's about, the fact
that your team meeting check gets gassed.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, we should have it. Yeah, there's something along those
lines Saturday night, right, we had and Mania was part
of this as well, what he described as a university
style bo ah. So it was a b nashiki down here,
down by Freeman's Bay there. Oh yes, the little Japanese
(03:43):
a bottom of the hill.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Yes I do.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
So we went there for a boo walked in at
seven by eight o'clock. Mania was cross eyed and like
wasted because the people were with Lucy's cousin and her fiance.
They were just fucking on one and got everyone at
the table absolutely like well like Mania tried to order
off the iPad, ordered one small piece of chicken thigh
and some marmo beans.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
That's all you need for a vo.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
All he had isn't the wine because he thought it
came with rice and he was going to order more,
but then the guy just challenging him to skull sharder
nose and he just was And then Maniah was like
completely fucked.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
It was amazing, Like glasses were being smashed like.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
And everyone's like oh, and then you start to somebody
whose birthday it's not.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
We didn't do that, but it was fucking all time though.
It was I haven't done something like that in ages.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
That's a dream, can I?
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Can I just point out PAGs which Kezy conveniently left out. Yeah,
he said it was like a university style byo there.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Before that, he played golf and was got massively steamed
at the golf course.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
You don't even know they were already steamed. Oh okay,
so then they went into the rear strike.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Can I also point out, because Kezy didn't mention this,
he got massively steamed the night before with his neighbors.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I mentioned that to me, So the neighbors, right, they
came round and just for the listeners. I think I
talked about it last week, but we've got the neighbors.
Our house is joined to another house has do two
garages in between. That house is owned by a seventy
odd year old Singaporean gentleman and his son who's about
my age. Lovely, lovely guys. They don't drink. But then
(05:25):
across the way, also in our sheer driveway is a
classic Westy guy who's probably sixty five and his messes
who's like late fifties, and they do drink and they
came over. And when people are at your house, Jase,
you must deal with this all the time. Not us obviously,
because you don't invite us. But yeah, when you're.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Not after the antics you're talking about now.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
But when you're hosting, you don't get to decide when
the night wraps up to you. No, no, you are
there till the end. And that's what we found. All
of them stayed till after midnight.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Yes, and I've on that front.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Got mates that are notorious per seeds. And not only
are they notorious per seeds, they're notorious talkers. Right, So
you're talking about Brendan the no no, no, right, and
I'm talking you're going until four or five in the morning.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Fuck that?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I feel like.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
So if Mike was here, he'd disagree. I feel like
he'd be the kind of guy who would just make
a call at some point, yes, just thinking yeah, abnormal.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Okay, everyone, I'm going to be fuck off?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yeah, which over?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
We don't have that?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Which is fair enough?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
No?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
The whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hurarchy The Wary Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
I do know I have I do have mates like
that that are okay, Okay, I'm fucking I'm done now.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
It's like.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
You know when you had your your wife's cousin over
to stay.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Yeah. True.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Now remember this is a young that we had in
the ute and not actually on the podcast. So you're
about to make reference as no one gets.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
And I'm going to explain it.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
If you couldn't, then you.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
And your wife's cousin and she stayed with you.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Didn't stay with me. That sounds dodgy as she was
her and her fiance who I'm seeing their winning with,
wasn't there though he wasn't the weekend who was fumored.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
But he wasn't staying at about a second bottle of wine?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Something was up, keezy, two bottles of wine?
Speaker 5 (07:31):
No, and you and your wife and you're very attractive
what cousin?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I think you were calling him attractive? Yes, same which
you are.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
You're in a goofy kind of way.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Keysy, I'll tell you what I can get. Brother.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
The three of you.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Had polished off one bottle of wine and the cousin
had bought another bottle of wine and she was going
to take it.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
To somewhere else later on on Saturday.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
By on Saturday, and I'll ware that's it, is it
you feel, don't worry about that. Oh we're getting out
of the bottle.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Well open this one now, I'll get another one later on.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
That was pretty much what was said.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
And then I can, if I'm correct and stating this,
your wife shid are.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
No, I've got to go to work tomorrow. And then
the cousin said I also have to go to work tomorrow,
and Keesy was like, yeah, sweet as sweet, just joking anyway.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
I mean, I was definitely a replacement.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, I can still hang out.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
And then you ended up in the wrong room.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yeah, that's my bed, fumbling around in the dark.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
But my strategy on the Friday night with the neighbors
at your house because they were loving it and I
was like, wow, this is going on way later than
I anticipated, which was fine. Lucy was fucking tired. I
was looking over her. She just gott to fall asleep,
but like nodding along to stories. And my strategy was
just because we were all sharing wine and I was like,
the moment that wine runs out, this night's over. So
I just started cating wine and there was like literally
(09:02):
and then my wife and I hadn't aside. At one
point walk past each other in the horse trying to
drink all the wine so that they off even though
I really loved them. And there I can tell who
was super tired. I'm doing your favor by getting waste.
So that was my strategy. And then the next day
at golf, I was a complete fucking shambles. I shock it.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
And so that was the point I was trying to
make pugs. The part of that keys he didn't talk
about prior to Righty was he got steamed the night
before he was seeing us. Then he got steamed at
the golf club, just not landing the plane and steamed
and flew into the dinner at the restaurant.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Yeah, and it got even more steam.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
But I was still the one that had the had
his wets about him because I had to. I was
in a taxi and I hopped out because I was like, ship,
I need to make sure Mania gets in a taxi
because he was cross eyed. He was doing that, honestly,
his eyes were parted like looking different ways, like a
cartoon character. And you were like, heym and I are over,
and he'd look at you and he'd be looking completely
through you, and I was and I had to make sure,
I got his phone out and booked him an uber
(10:01):
and then put him in his uber and then apparently
he hopped out and threw up on the side of
the motorway. Honestly, and this was all like I was
home by eleven o'clock.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
And I know and knowing the not massive demons, the
next huge demons.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
So he even see his things. He wakes up the
next morning asks his missus whether she hates his guts
and she was like, no, you're sweet, okay, because she
was going to work to jump off the top of
the roof or something.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Yes, you've always you've always got to gauge the partner.
The next you'll learn this, mugs, Pugs, Puggy because you
know you like him get big on it sometimes. Yeah,
and you know you always got to gauge the partner
the next day.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
See, I don't have to do that. But you don't
get that, you guys.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Also, you guys have met my partner.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
If anything, she's going to be asking me prone to anxiety,
she's she's a fucking whipping.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Well, maybe she should tone down the drinking.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
About it.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah, yes, because we'd like to have a lot of
fun on the show. But sometimes let's go too far.
Were there to a bootlisk party? On said be you did?
It was just a regular party, but you made it bust.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
I remember when I went out with you.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Yeah, when we went out to the gig and you
and I was counting her drinks and after eighteen I
just went out.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
I'm just I'm going to stop counting.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
You are always keeping an eye and when we're out
of stuff together. Yeah, I did notice that one thing
that I was going to maybe talk about on the show,
but I feel like I should, I should talk about
it here.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I went to this booleist theme party and it was
all very.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Like scantily clear bootless outfits and stuff, and everybody looked amazing.
And one of the people at the party had a
corset and the dazzled buzzies. And earlier on in the night,
she was assembling Profeder rolls and she was putting express
of beans on the Profeder roles and one of the
girls made a joke that they look like nipples. And
(12:02):
then like later on in the night, a few drinks,
I'm standing talking to herying to go, so, how are
the naps?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
How are the naps? Have you?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
And she's like looks down at her podessal buzzies and.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Then looks back at me, and I'm.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Like, no, no, no, no, no thes.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
But she fully thought I was asking her how are
buzzies were?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Wow? And how did she take? Did you take kindly great?
She was perfectly fine.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Yeah, she was like, oh, I thought you were talking
about these.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
You're disgusting.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
You're a.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Really great part of Yeah, you're at a strip club,
mate to a strip club, heaps of blisk. Hey listen
to the big show for little seven week days, ready
to heard, good eating, See you then or
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Zon't come on.
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