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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all your men bastards.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Loving the Big Show podcast, Get Up even Closer.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
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to seven every weekday on radio.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Get a film Jace Morning, Hello, Morning Jay. I quite
like the idea of doing a potty after the show.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I don't. I prefer warming up with ours because that's
how we do it. As we warm up with our potty,
it gets your brain working, gets the chemistry flowing. Yes, true,
and I agree, And when the show ins, you grab
your headphones, you drop them off, and you get the
hell out of here your post.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I think. I just like the chill out and just
like that. Cool, we've just done that. Now let's have
a little wine down. But also I agree with you
on the warm up front. But I don't have to
do it every.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Day, So no, But what we could do, Jace, and
if you're up for it, we could do a warm
down and a warm up?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah, Jason, a little extra ten minutes after the show
on Monday.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
That'd be good for our potty numbers too, because it's
in an extra podcast. It's five extra podcasts a week.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Down.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Does it actually work that way?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I don't know what we could do is the warm
up for the show, right, which is what we normally do,
and then a review of the show afterwards.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
And a real honest review too, where like there's no
hurt feelings and it's just genuine feedback on everyone's performance
on the show.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Yeah, I don't want to be bagging you the whole time.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Though, well you wouldn't be, you know, yeah, because like,
for example, today's show was fucking slick, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Do you think so?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
So in that situation, it'll be more compliments.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I actually will.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Funnily enough, I actually really felt today with the show
that I missed the warm up because my brain wasn't
functioning for a while there.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Actually, And if there's any time you need a warm up,
it's at fricking six am in the morning, yes, when
you're used to talking at four pm. So the start
and that's why if people are listening, and that's why,
and they've always wondered why does the breakfast sounds so
terrible at like six till you know, eight thirty, it's
because they haven't warmed up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And then
they're finally okay.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
They get it, they start getting it right, and then
it's the end of the show.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
That's right, They finally come right and then it finishes.
Whereas if they did a little warm up, you know
for those guys that probably recommend like a forty five
minute warm up, yes, and then this show might actually
sound decent at for about six.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Or what also might helps Instead of like just the
normal chitty chat on the podcast that they do after
the show, they could spend that time reviewing that day's
show and figuring out head and terrible they sounded.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, very much what went wrong? Kind of
look at things.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Well, let's just practice this now. Pugs, Hello, what do
you think in terms of Jason I because you know
you're you're traditionally the producer, so you just tagging it
out as we need you to do a very good
job doing that. But in terms of your feedback, if
you had to give it honestly for today, for me
and Jays, what would it be.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
This is my issue with being a producer, as I'm
entirely too self critical that I very rarely think about
what you guys are doing.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Right.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
I mean you should be because you make a lot
of mistakes.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
That's exactly why thank you.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Okay, we put all that to the side. You're glaring
work ons and stuff will put those to the side, like,
for example, Jace, what do you think he could have
done better today? Just to really take that that this
unique opportunity to the next level.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Probably just turned down the racism.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
But that's a key part of his content. You know
what I mean, career.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
That doesn't make it all right though, doesn't mean it
doesn't mean it's good.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
You know what I'm saying, I'm not changing who I
am at this point of my career.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Can't change your stripes a Jason.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Well exactly, now, Keysy, I mean he butchered a few
sentences today.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
And even around the sports. Is not even just that
I said a few things.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Yeah, you were very mealy mouthed.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
What is what melely mouthed? Yes, I love it when
you bring out phrases from like ye oldie melely mouthed. Yes,
what does it?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
It means you're sort of garbling your.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Words, and my my, isn't it It's great garbling.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Mealy mouth is actually afraid to speak frankly. Oh okay,
so you got that wrong. I'm going to start.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Yes, Yeah, you're very mealy mel thank you.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
He laughed when I said brast off earlier, like that
was a really old phrase, which it is, but coming
from my.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Granddad would say, oh, brust off that Granddad.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
But I'm going to start googling these weirds phrases you
keep saying yes, because they are probably wrong, and I'm
just letting you well.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
For example, one of the ones I used the other day,
which I couldn't believe you hadn't heard of getting your
gander up.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Nobody had heard that before.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I had heard of that. I hadn't heard of the
hickels one?
Speaker 4 (04:35):
What about?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
What about? It?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Said that, Yeah, I never heard of someone getting their
heckls raised.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I never. I don't even know what a ickel is
getting your heickels right?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
It was like a dog get up there they spike up.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I don't know if it's hickel.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Okay, getting your hackls up, thank you is to become angry, annoyed,
or defense. Yes, this is so good heckles up.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
You're just used to the word heckel from your comedy.
What is Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I am the Whole Archy Big Show week days from
four on Radio Hierarchy. Remember the ha Warchy Big Show Podcast.
What are some of the other phrases, you say, fill
your booch, taking umbrage.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
He always uses adam for an item and nauseum.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
To fill one's boots, that's the one. He always says,
fill your boots to have or do as much of
something as one wants.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
So makes it.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
That's correct?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Yeah, thanks man?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
What was it? What was it to take umbrage?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Take umbrage? Yeah, umbrage?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I think what do you when you say take umbrage?
What do you mean by that? Jase?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Wow? When the issue?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah, it's to take an issue with something. It's like
me saying something and you kisey doing your northing.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Well, I don't think I did that to set my normal.
To take umbrage is to feel sad or melancholy, melancholy
to bristle, No, to feel sad or melancholy.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
So again, so that's and correct.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Yeah, I'm not I don't agree with that.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Do you take umbrage with it? You're you're right, because
it's actually to feel offended or annoyed, Thank you the
old switcher. Yeah, but okay, so I stumbled over a
few words there, Pugs. Anything else do you think I
can do that? And I'm being one hundred percent honest.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I often use the phrase where upon, whereupon whereupon I
Then that's so fucking pretentious.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
It's like so many words.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Why is that pretential?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Because where upon I then went to the bakery?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Say?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Then I to say I went to the bakery. I'm
just just a bakery.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I'm just trying to expand your guys vocabulary, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
But I take gear brains. Yeah, because the original one
was at the weekend. I say at the weekend. Now
not on the weekend, thank you, and by accident, not
on accident, so.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Rolling the fuck out of our eyes and studio.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Yeah, but on accident.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
The problem is I actually go home and notice my
parents are saying things slightly and correctly, like on accident.
The one that they don't do this, but the classic
one is when you say, are the all blacks bait
the wallabies? They bait them instead of instead of beat them.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Beat them?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Beat them? Is the answer that's rights to always say
it that I bait that we bat them. And then
the other one was beat them. You didn't. You didn't
beat them either, you beat them.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
My. Since we're getting into getting pissed off of the
way people say things, the biggest bug.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Bear, Oh, you were saying, it's when people speak any
language not English.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
My biggest bug bear is when people say performance instead
of that does to my head and it happens all
the time. It was a very poor performance.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
It's because you're hearing that phrase a lot.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
And it's performance not performance.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
There was this woman on the latest season of Love
Island UK that would talk about how authentic she was
as a person and how everything she said was she
was trying to say genuinely, but she would say generally
every single time, generally, no, I generally meant this, I generally.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Vaguely meant that.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Yeah, yeah, I'm surprised. Do you notice anyone talking on
that show? Pugs?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Isn't it just one big busy party?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
It is? That is a busy party.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Parties this weekend.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I've the thirtieth tomorrow night. We'll see if it turns
into a busy party. I ran into the issue with
a partner the other day, like when you when you
tell them that they've said something wrong, do you like
call it out in the moment? Will later because I
waited till later.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
But see you taking me aside that Hey just no, no, no, no, no,
not like that.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
It sounds so condescending right by the way, we're sounding
condescending in the moment in front of other people right now.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
But you can do it humorously. Like, what did she
say that was wrong? She said canopies, so the case,
that's right.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
But but then afterwards when I was like, oh, just
by the way, it's I think it's canapes, and I
said it like that so that it was chill, and
then she was like I said that word like fifteen
times in the space. She pulled me up. I was like, no,
I was trying to do the you know, the right thing,
and so what you.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Should have done there is gone canopy is like a tint.
That's exactly what I did after the fat Yeah. Yeah,
you're like a canopy of trees. Yeah, you want us
to serve trees.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
I mean I pulled my wife up all the time
on that sort of stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
What does she say that gets inside your goat?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Fuck off? Oh what does she say that gets inside
my goat? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Well you pull her up on.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
She's actually very good with words of to be fair.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah, she's a prolific reader, so you know, she's probably
got more of a vocabulary than I do.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
She's probably less annoying with it as well.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
If she's going to the bakery, does she say whereupon
I then went to the bakery? Or does she say
I'm going to the fucking bakery? Fuck off?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
She doesn't swear keasy, because that's a sign of a
very low intellect.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Didn't you say before that she says fuck off?
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I was waiting for the paws there, for pugs to
go to the next tune like that was the end
of the.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
It was a good kicking, man.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
That's the end of the break there.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Man. We're just in radio mode right now.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Guys, my vapes run out. I'm not happy about it.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Shame.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Do you want to use this one? You can suck
on that one.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
I'm not sucking on your She's I nearly said that then.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Just for the listeners, I was holding up a pen.
It paid hardy. J is filthy.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
We're on the podcast, guys, it's not hard.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I know.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Absolutely, it's been fun doing Bricky for a couple of days. Actually,
I really enjoyed it.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
I think we're dramatically well, I mean, I think, despite
my mistakes, dramatic improvement from the first aid to the
second day, even though I was absolutely fucking knacker this morning. Yeah,
just delirious, But I think that made it more funny.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
I thought the first day was way better.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Okay, so just sort of helped you.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I thought we'd just run out of gas. Af we
three a young listen to the Big Show. We'll be
back again four pm Monday, And if you listen to
this on the podcast, thank you very much for joining us.
Have a lovely weekend. By wait, it is a podcast,
Everyone's listen to it on podcasts. Yeah, it's fucking hell. Sorry,