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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:11):
Every weekday on Radio Hadraki.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Thanks mate, Thanks matey.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Three amigos, they the Three Musketeers. They're all back together again. Indeed,
now we're.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Broadcasting this live from Lulu's Bar, Lula and.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
Do you want to have a lula? And?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (00:36):
Correct? Do you want to start off with a complaint?
There you go. I've just I've just done it.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
That we were we were talking about when we MOGGI,
when we arrived, how cold it is, and we'll just
you know, it's all g is it. But now we're
seated at the desk here and I'm seated right by
the entrance with an arctic breeze blowing ride up my nurse,
(01:02):
so she's going to be an interesting one. I wonder
if they've got like overhead heaters or something like that.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
I've got a fan there, so that'll come in handy.
It is.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
It is odd that what they are doing is they're
closing all the doors that go outside to the work.
It's a beautiful bar, beautiful there's a great bar and
outside on the deck they've actually got fireplaces. You see those. Yes,
so they're closing the doors now. That will help, Jace.
You won't have that breeze going straight through the joint. Yeah,
it is chillie and I am.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Cold, you, Jace. And now don't get all proud when
I say this to you. All right, do you want
to wear this jacket? Do you want to wear old
Keesy's jacket?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Do you want to be Jesus?
Speaker 6 (01:41):
But bitch boy, you do you little better.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
We're not doing this again, Keezy. I've been your bitch
boy once. I'm never doing it again.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Actually, and I've given you clothing once and it smells
like dirrries.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Still my warrior is juy. It does it twice.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It's like you got it and just like got an
ass train and just rubbed it on it as hard
as you could.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, yeah, no, I'll be fine fellas.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Fortunately I'm a bit of a backbone. I mean, you'll
never hear me complain. So she's sweet ass. I've got
a bit of a and I don't like to complain either,
you know me. But I slept on my funny last night.
If a neck so the missus is meant to be
coming down, so that's her to bring me a wooly jersey.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Nothing for you, Yeah, I'll get some voltairean for my neck. Yeah,
this is rock and roll, man.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
You know.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Funnily enough, I slipped on my neck quite funny last night.
I can't even move my head. I see how Steph
I am. And I'm turning toward you Rictus. But you
know because my wife said to me, we've got some
Volta and nana. Yeah, she's sweet ass, man, I won't
(02:58):
I just get on with it, Keasy.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Something you do though, is like there is a solution
and you'll say nah, and then you'll just keep complaining.
It's almost like you want to be able to complain
and you know that the solution will stop that, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
By the way, Jase, where are your sunnies? Where are
your sunglass?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I don't know, Keasy, where have you put that?
Speaker 6 (03:18):
You leave them on that table.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
It's just like, yeah, well they're rooted anyway, so you know,
it doesn't really mean if someone steals them, all the
sort of stuff has come off the lens or something.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
They do look terrible and just just it's just.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
My cold, by the way, which is why I'm you know,
chili startying a I'm.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Not going to talk about it. This is the only
time I'm going to bring it up. But I'm studying
an exercise regime next week. Sure, I'm off the darts, guys,
all right.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
No, but oh this is great content.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Wish what if we get all the listeners to get
off the darts as well, and you guys do daily
updates of how you go.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
I wonder how many people have given up the cigarettes,
but were as a result of us giving up the cigarette.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah, well people do did message and saying hey, fellows,
I'm gonnajoin you. It's for a great cause. I know,
if Mogie gives up, Jase, you're going to be the
only one on the dark. Yeah, fair enough.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I'm not even going to kid myself at the moment.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I'm not even going to kid myself.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Too much going on, and it's the only thing that
stops me from feeling woozy is to go.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
And have a dark.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Plus you've got the near kissue at the moment as well.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, I don't even get me because I went to
the gym today, fellows.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I've been hitting at hard magi. Yeah, I have been, and.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I've a couple of my vertebrae have shifted just because
of the weights, apparently according to the dock.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Yeah, because your technique so and.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
So.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, I've got otherwise known as my shager's back. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
let's play. It was giving me a bit of chip,
but ill shut up. I won't go on too.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
You enjoying your Coca Cola keys, Yeah, what's what's that?
You're drinking a red Bull?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah? That was stupid. I don't know why. And get
a nice hot coffee.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
I was just going to say, is there anything better
when you've got an arctic glass gown up your nas?
Speaker 5 (05:06):
You a glass of ice ball? Yeah? No, not really
going forward.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Every time you ask for a red Bull, do you
want me to say, don't get a red ball?
Speaker 6 (05:15):
Because every time you complain about it straight away afterwards.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
That's true?
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Yeah, because and but like I know you don't.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
You guys are making me out like I'm a complainer.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, and yet the weird thing is, you know we're
the If you knew the pain I'm in constantly emotionally,
mentally and physically, yeah, you would go.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
You are a fucking massive back.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
The whole Big Show days from four on Radio Hurdarchy,
remember the Wracky Big Show Podcast. Do you ever wonder like,
if you know, suddenly shift into someone else's body, shifted
into your body?
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Yes, would I immediately be like, oh god, the hell.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I think you would?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Downstairs?
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Is that what a chod is got?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
And then like it's like my back saw, you know, yeah?
And if you shift it into my body, you'd be like,
holy hell, I feel like I'm Superman.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah, but then I'd have to have burnt meat patty
naps and.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I'd have to deal with those key did Incidentally, Margie,
I don't know if you saw on the Instagram there
picture of Keysy in his early band days.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Is that when you hit a shoot off?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah good. That's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
And the crazy thing about that particular shot as they've
grown since the yes, I.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Thought that's normal. Don't your nipples get bigger as you age?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, well that's right.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
That's why it was like hubcaps yours have joined together
in a sort of ven diagram on your chest. So good,
just to paint a picture for the listeners. We've got
nineteen minutes till we're on here, It's quite beautiful.
Speaker 7 (06:54):
Isn't It's lovely looking at the ocean. I should have
brought my rod. And what's the name of the Barry
and Jason? No, just off the top of what is.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
The day of the bar Come on, you guys.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
You know it's the Lula and it's he keeps.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Yeah, no, I know, I'm trying.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
He keeps calling it Lulu's Pugs And it's down on
the Auckland Viaduct there at the waterfront. There's one guy
sort of sitting quite close to us who's he's definitely
not a listener. There's another guy here, Chris, who actually
works friends with me, and that's it. And Pug sons he.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Pug Son, I tell you what, magie, you have messed
out son.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I had just been going off on the old Connie
Chat with Pugs this week.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
He was like, hey, fellas without Mogi here, you know. Yeah,
He's like, I'll do it every day to sort of
fill a spot. Yeah, And we were like, wow, I
don't know, but he insisted and he did a great job.
To be fair, he did, and we thinking about making
it like a regular Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
I think what the news I reckon three times a
day actually we just should be news, Sport, Weather and
Connie Chat. Yes, and now over to pug soon for
the for Connie Chat with your host Pugo.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
So you cold man?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah man, this is not I'm really not happy about this.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Hey, Pugo, So can you do me a favor in
lieu of having a reserve signed?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
You can? You can put one on it it.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Sorry, I was looking for a stay. I was going
to say, can you put Jason's filthy sunglasses on there?
Speaker 6 (08:35):
Yeah, you did that as well.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
We were talking about that. I don't know if you
saw the video of that my hat eulogy. Oh yes,
so good, And.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
And I got I also got a message from from
Andrew mullighan who yes, his three or four year old
summer's watching it and said, as that guy did.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, well actually when I first watched it, I thought
maybe I had died.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
And and then I started freaking out that that's actually
what my actual eulogy is going to look like.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Yeah, you know, it's like because we have put some
more cooler stuff.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
I do like it when the videos come out and
the ones that you don't know are happening, which is
pretty much just putting together you know. Yeah, it's very
good that one. It's very funny. And I watched that
and I go, that must get a billion likes. How
can I get anything less than a billion likes? Yeah,
it's that good. What a eulogy for a hat?
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Yes that it.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Really appeals to me, just the random comments that he
would decide to insert into it.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Yes, yes, but obviously we've got two inch long nipples.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
And I just realized, CAZy, we didn't announce the results
of our FIJA for Jower, No, so it was seventy
percent right and for Jower hang on, sorry, I never
heard of for Joe.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I'm sorry, it was spelled fijo or fijo. It's an
nobody knows which one they're voting for, but one of
them did win, like seventy eight percent or something.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah, that's what I mean, which is out there.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
And just ify I for all the listeners out there,
I call it fijo as well. That Yeah, but there
was just an elaborate ruse to get Pugs to storm
into the studio and then do connage chair.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
It was that was that was exactly why we got
Sorry Pugs.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
I say, fijo I don't say fijo at all.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, yeah, that was just silly.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
That was us being silly.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Tell you what he's fuming now.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Um should we wrap up?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Wrap it?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
We wrap it up here, fellas and wrap it up
like Connie with pugs with Connie chair.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Wrap it up.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I'll try and find a heat of so I'm getting
a bit husky, you might hear.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
That's the Arctic conditions.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
And because to be honest, it is a big group
of people here and they desperately want a piece of
the Big Show.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
So we'll give them that.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Thanks for listening, guys, Radioharducky Ford or seven every weekday
The Big Show, Lock it in Man
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Eight sm