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December 4, 2025 12 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
For all you bastards loving the Big Show podcast get
up even closer on Instagram, YouTube and picture for raw
Doggies for to seven every weekday on radio.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Was going in at the top, is it? No, it
didn't make it. It was just your laugh.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
It's almost at the point now where I reckon, we
just start with a disclaimer.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yeah, you know what I mean. And that way we've
got all the bases covering.

Speaker 5 (00:27):
Look, we've been talking about or I've been thinking of it,
maybe we haven't been talking about it. But changing the
name of the podcast, yes, and we should just change
it to disclaimer. It's just a disclaimer. The whole thing
is a disclaimer.

Speaker 6 (00:41):
I thought you wanted to call it Big Show filth.
Oh yeah, Big Show filth disclaimer. Yeah, yeah, I reckon,
it's good. The outro, the outro filth disclaimer.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Just on on podcast? Did you see my idea and
the check today? Fellows, we do podcast check.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
So what do you do with it? Talk about other podcasts?

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yes, oh, well, because I was talking to my wife,
but you'll just all over trump ship. No, No, I
don't watch any of that sort of stuff on podcasts.
I again, and it's really very tedious. I go true crime,
murder and all that sort of ship. But I it
just it was I was just aware of the fact
that people these days talk a lot about podcasts.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Oh, you should check out this one or that one,
or this one's really good.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
And you know, when you're sitting like when my wife
and I were about to go out, we go, oh,
what podcast should we watch? And I go, well, Mowgi
hasn't suggested any to me, So I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Know the fact that you watch podcasts.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Sorry, listen to podcasts?

Speaker 6 (01:41):
Yeah, yeah, well's the issue is that people might go
listen to them and then not come back to our one.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Oh no, They'll always come back to us because we've got.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
The big show radio show podcasts as well.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
It's yeah, I know, no one listens to that.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Everyone listens to that? Do they every listens to both?

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Okay I assume yeah, we don't know. Yes, Well, do
you know?

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Could we know?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Probably?

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Could you look at the numbers of the okay, they're
listening to the thing?

Speaker 5 (02:09):
You know, you can tell how many you can tell
what episodes again, listen to how many listeners they have
where they get dropped off the average listening time. You
can tell everything everything you can tell right, okay, too amazing,
it's good stuff that's going.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
On YouTube, trying to get information ont of pugs. I'm
not getting a lot to that. Now you get nothing.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
He told me off the day too. He said, hey, yes,
watch it.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
But you don't listen to them. You listen to what.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
It was funny because it's very much like the Keysy
scenario where I'm being really positive with keys and.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
He goes, can you not do that? Man? I was
talking about what allion that?

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Ever?

Speaker 3 (02:48):
I was talking about what a stallion he was, and
he was like, just go easy, man, And I was just.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
Go easy on old pugs on day today? Yeah, okay,
with you on the potties? What's that the podcasts? Yes,
but that could also be And what's on the podcast with?

Speaker 2 (03:04):
You know?

Speaker 5 (03:06):
What have we been listening to? You can check it
in there. What are you reading as well? Yeah, sort
of thing. I've reading a shit novel at the moment.
I'm loving it. Yeah, but I've got If you've got
any podcasts, let me know, because I just ended up
listening to the same old things. There used to be
some great true crime ones, but I can't find any.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
This is well, my wife told me about one today
that was recommended to her by her sister and her partner,
and I can't remember what.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
It's called great, but apparently it's very good.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
I recommend one to you.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
It's called Snowball, Yes, and it's about it's a great one.
It's about a Kiwi guy whose brother Olia's nighbors. He
worked for Trouble j Over and Ossey, but anyway, his
brother married an American woman who ended up fleecing the
entire family, putting there there. They lost their house, they

(03:54):
lost the restaurant that they are in, all the stuff,
and it's him trying to track her down right all
around the world and find it sort of a trail
of destruction that she's left around the world. Another instances
were she's done it. It's fucking great. Snowballs.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Snowball, Okay, look it up.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
If we're going to do see when you see it.
I want to do what's on the podcast?

Speaker 6 (04:12):
I thought it was a sigma that we do where
we play this thing and then Jason asks me what's
on the podcast today?

Speaker 2 (04:17):
And I played the right. That's what I thought. It
was laughing.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
That's funny because we do a whole Sigma dedicated to
just playing a clip of what's idea?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, and I thought you Fortunately it wasn't Joseph's idea,
that's your.

Speaker 6 (04:31):
That's I thought you were going to come and be like, hey,
I've got a great idea for a new sigmuad.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
What's on the podcast? And we literally just make a sting.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Well we can do that too, lad.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Well do nice mate.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
But anyway, yeah, no, it just occurred to me, we
can do your idea.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
That sounds great.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
No, no, no, I don't want to come in and take
your idea. Why make it way better?

Speaker 3 (04:52):
But you know what I mean, because we do what's
on the TV obviously, and people you know, people still
talk about what they watch on the T. But I've
become very and it's become very much part of the
vernacular now, people talking about podcasts.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
The only problem of God is because I'd like to
do books as well, because it covers audio books as well.
But the thing about Liz, you don't want to be
because people do that, those sorts of ideas and to
steal them. You know, I'm just conscious have taken other
people's ideas.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (05:19):
M hmm. Do you read keezy.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
No, No, at the moment, I go through hamp on
boxes when you're in the shitter. Nah, not really.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
You used to do that a lot as a kid.
The instructional little booklet there is very interesting. The Hicky
Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurarchy.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Remember they Big Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Thinking of pugs today, Actually, while I was taking a steamer.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
This is true, This is true.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
I always think of pugs. I'm backing one out.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
I was backing one out reading my America book that's
been in there for.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Years and years.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Is that political one?

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yes, just be covered and poop particles and all.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
I remember.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
I remember Park saying, that's so fucking disgusting. Man, Yeah,
it'll be poop particles were over it, you know, And
I went, you know what, it's time to go. So
I did my poos and then I took the book
out and beft it.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
See they didn't wipe his in that scenario discussing or flush,
didn't pull up his pants, flushed the toilet, washed his
hands and just waddled to the and threw it away.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
They came into work.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Around my knees, were around my knees, keys.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
And regusting your knees. Surely you put them right down
to the ground.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
No, I have them just to my knees. Really, yeah,
because what I did.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Knees, I think I'm it's pretty much knee.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Knees, thighs, And what I do I got I have
really tight.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Around there, not all the way to the floor. I
don't want on the floor.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Were the floor with your fucking massive diarrheas splitters, you'd
need to be.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
But listen, what the hell I'm talking about?

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Do we need to put a just all of a sudden,
Is it that I've got diarrhea that came in the
other day?

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Now listen, Well, what I'm trying to explain something here
as to the placement of my undies and I we're
very tired undies, so I do FI exercises while I'm
to keep.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
It under control.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
But backing one out?

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Really all right, that's not true?

Speaker 4 (07:21):
Okay, key, all right? That's what do you think?

Speaker 6 (07:24):
My wife was like, Oh, you should see in the
audio of you reviewing that stage show to the company
that sent you the tickets. And it's a good idea,
A good idea because usually they'll be like, hey, can
you post it on social or something? But I can't
be bothered doing that. So I was like, well I can.
What I did though was reviewed on the road. That's
an interesting thing. I'm assuming that was eight one eight?
Was it that through?

Speaker 5 (07:42):
So I saw Chris Henry who runs eight one eight
at the Screen Awards, and I said, thank you very much,
yeah forgetting as long I said, I didn't put on socials,
but we talked about on the RADI because I'm conscious
of the same thing. But I said, thank you very
much for inviting me to all these things. I really
appreciate it. Have good time. But we talk about it
on the radio, and he said, well, he goes, yeah,

(08:03):
it's interesting because you're talking about suit to sole at and.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Your head.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
Your your daughter was up on the stage that you
said you're at the show and your daughter got up
on stage and she was getting thrown all around the place.
And I do not remember that happening. Oh god, you
must have stepped outside for a minute.

Speaker 6 (08:22):
Because the reason I brought this up was I I
was like, okay, I'll do that was so I sent
her the clip. I sent them the clip from the
podcast yesterday and I just said, hey, reviewed the show
Christmas Carol it's here's the link to the podcast.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Here's the timestamp. Thank you very much.

Speaker 6 (08:36):
Didn't do a social post, but I will always review
something if I go along. Yes, on the radio, which
I think is better value for them anyway, I think.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
So as well.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Did you get the tickets for free?

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (08:45):
But and you a bit if you love the Troublers,
you never you never get in tear INDs in me.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
You've actually probably got the invite. You've probably got all
the same invites. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (08:53):
But why the reason why I'm bringing this up is
because it took two minutes before I got to the review,
and it was Jase talking about me having explosive diarrhea,
and I sent all of that and then at the
end it's like how many buzzies? I was like four
point two buzzies and and like, and then ended with
jas being like, oh, so did you ship yourself? And
then I packaged and I sent it off and I

(09:14):
was just like, I don't know, maybe I'll just do
a social posting.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
So I love it. But that was a good review
that madehere you want to go.

Speaker 6 (09:22):
It was a fantastic one hundred percent, but it was
just interesting because the like there's three minutes of this
five minute review was just talking about me doing poos
and stuff and how many buzzies yeah show we do.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Is It was really interesting actually, you know, because you've
got to be careful when you're getting free stuff and
then you know, promoting the ship out of it. And
I once bought a pizza, oh from a friend of
my daughter who runs this lovely little pizza joint and
I and I posted it on Instagram and went, bloody,
great pizza if you're looking for a pizza. Amount of

(09:55):
abuse I got for that was quite extraordinary, really, yes,
just because they thought I was getting it for free
and you know, it doesn't matter and I wasn't. I
paid for it, and I was just saying, hey, this
is great, come along if you like good pizza.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
For that, I got abuse like you sell out you
blah blah blah.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
And I was like, but that's all coming from dead
beats and fucking losers. I wouldn't worry about it to
trolls and yeah, exactly, yeah, or just big show fans, yes,
who can't say anything nice.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
They do it is so nice things. But also but also.

Speaker 6 (10:31):
Even if you have got a free pizza and you
posted it on your Instagram, which has thousands of followers,
does what's what?

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Who gives a fuck you want?

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Well, that's right.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
I was just quite taken aback at the time. I
was like, what, yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, just
promoting a young business.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Fucking going on about again? Are they paying you? Man?
Kesh your comment? H comment?

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Just trying to remember what it's called.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Actually pizza hut.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
No, No, it's inn there.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Oh, the wood fired bastard Domino's. So wood fired one
right there on the corner Eagle Boys.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
You know where that you know where that cluster of
shops is as you go down Richmond.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
That one, Yes, yeah, that one. I'm sure it's a
wood fired.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Or something like that, Alitos. I think it's called.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Oh isn't that really famously really really good? It is
very good. Yes, yeah, yeah, you would say that that's
a young business, though, is it? That's old?

Speaker 3 (11:33):
But she took it over and she's you know young
airs like what eight No you sort of probably early twenties.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Oh nice, Yeah, I mean to you were.

Speaker 6 (11:42):
They No, she was great to me, because I'll go
down there and give her a piece of my mind.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
She was mean to you. She gives you.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Oh, she was good to me, okay, and it was
good pizza manos.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
What do you reckon?

Speaker 5 (11:54):
The odds are that that's the name of that joint, mmm,
swim if it was a big parl of.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
Yeah, it's it feels right, it feels right.

Speaker 6 (12:05):
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percent off a garlic breed. Hey, listen to the Big
Show Potal seven weekdays.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Ready, Hodechy
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