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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
get up even Closer on.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for for doggets for to
SI and every weekday on radio. Here your here's looking
nice and greasy today, man, is it? Yeah? And I
mean that. Yeah, it looks nice and slicked back. Yeah,
that's just felt for pause? Is I don't wash it?
Do you not put anything in it? Because it looks
(00:28):
like it can look quite different? You're here day to day.
Can it again? It's high and like dry? Would you
agree with it? Keys? High and dry? Yeah, ummm no.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Sometimes I might put a little bit.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Of wax in there. See what kind of wax?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Well, you know, Kesy, I said, the fronts.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
You just look. I don't even look, and then it's just.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Here wax occasionally, but I didn't today, so maybe it's
looking high and dried. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
You picked as a moose guy, hear moose? What do
you use?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Keysy?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I got a hat on right now, just a hat.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
You know, that's generally what I do is wear a
hat so I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Have to in your head as often without a hat.
Without a hat, he's quite a hair proud at the moment.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I don't care about my hair. I mean, but what
are you? What do you use? I use I see
you as a sort of do you use it?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah? Tricky with your hair palmade pommade. No, I don't.
I go.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Froffy. I see something frofthy.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
It's like a Clayey type one that I got when
I I had a haircut once and the guy just
gave me a container of this palmade as a gift.
And I still use it fucking massive. But with my
hair or buffy nowadays, I don't even put stuff in
it when I have every boy, I just leave it.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I just leave it and it just does its thing.
It's good, isn't it. That's the dream? That is the dream.
What about you?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, what do you use?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Magie a clay or what?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
They've never they've stopped having the thing that I like.
But I found another one that's close enough. Sure you
know what I mean. But nothing today because I went
to the gym and I didn't take that. Didn't take that.
I'll tell you what else happened at the gym. This
you're like this, Jase Keezy. You like it, You'll love it. Actually,
you'll prefer it and just like it, you hate it. Okay,
(02:30):
I've been to the gym this week and then both
I've got two piers of gym shorts. Let's start there,
and when you're going to have a sauna, then you're
going to have a cold shower, you know, and then
you can go back in again. So I ran out
of gym shorts yesterday I had a day off, and
then today I wanted to go to the gym and
on my shorts hadn't been washed. So I went and
found them. They're in a fucking massive pile of washing
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because they had a flat inspection today. I haven't had
one of those. Wow, I cannot tell you how long
I've been reading, but as an adult, I don't think
I've ever had a flat inspection. So that was good.
So we had to hide all of our filthy Washington
the laundry there and had to pull it all out.
And then I found some shorts and they were of
course they were wet, and the only ones that I
(03:14):
could find of the two were the ones from a
few days ago. And then I went to the gym
today and fart without a word of a light. They
were soaking wet. So I wore soaking wet shorts to
the gym because I wanted to go to the gym,
and as they dried over the course of the workout,
they were fucking reeking. They were so stinky. They'd been
(03:37):
in this massive pile cool magie, massive pile of dirty clothes,
and yeah, it was it was grim.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
They are really self conscious about it.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I was certainly aware of it. Yeah, I was grateful
for the lack of humans in there except for a
Is his race relevant, No, it's not. But there was
a Japanese couple and he was a unit right, big
bastard there, which muscively but a big.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Man solid Oh yeah, because usually what.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
And anyway, and then he did he was doing squat
I was down in the change to begin with, and
then I just heard the scream. I was wonderful. Then
I came out up and then I was waking, and
then he screamed again. And it was last set of squats,
doing the weights and squatting, and it was on his
(04:29):
last one. And when I tell you, screaming, it was
like the gym down right, like laughing, making me crack up.
And I saw another dude there. He was loving it
as well. And he was just out of applauding. It
was so good. But two hundred kilos this fellow was
doing far out.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
That's a that's a heavy squat.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
It's a lot. I don't go near the squat.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I'm snapping half if I tried that.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
It not squats. Weren't you benching two twenty? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Benching?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Interesting lot away on that front because they want to
actually keezy mention how stinky my shoes were a little wild,
my sneakers and when we were at the batch.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
They were disgusting.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
His feet up on the stool here and I walked
in and could smell it straight away.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
That's no good, mate.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
We're at the batch and they got wet, and so
I took them off because that's not good. And I
left them there, and I left before my wife and
her friends, and so she had to bring them home
and she was not impressed.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
How did they get so stinky? As they canvas con
they got wet, they did right, blue ones.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
They didn't dry out properly, so they were damp constantly.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Damn and toejams. And if you've got stinking feet, do
you not change your socks every day? Jase?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Are you supposed to.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
The whole aking big shirt week days from four on
Radio Racky The Big Show Podcast. Do you do do
it every day?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Though?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
You do do? Okay? Good.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I'm very particular about socks.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
One thing that I like about the smell of your shoes.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
One thing I give it makes me feel comforted as
having a drawer full of clean socks.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Agree. I've got my I've got my rhythm with that.
I've got my thing that I do, yes where every
year I buy twenty to thirty peers of the identical
socks from the warehouse, exact same socks. If I lose
black one, I lose them. It doesn't matter, it doesn't
matter if I'll drop one out, I've still got peers.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Great.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
The end of the year, I throw them all out
and I buy another thirty.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Great.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Every winter I do that. That's great.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
We've got a We've got a socks bag with just
single socks. And let me just tell you it's like
a pillow case. Fill to the brim.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Throw them out. That'd be a nice game. Sit there
and peer the map.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Well, this is what I was going to say. This
is what what I do to relax is peer all
the socks. I pulled them all out on the couch.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
When was the last time you did that? Because you're
in a her of the mood.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I think last week. Actually, no, I'm not in a
I'm not well.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I don't feel well, Jason, Mike Jase is genuinely a
bit woozy today, genuinely, Actually, what happened? How is your sleep?
Taught me? Through your sleep it all starts to the
adjacent not.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
A great sleep, but.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
My head, you know, the flea flux going on. Did
you have your gavis gone beside the bed.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
No, I've got it in the bathroom. And I just
usually it's been fine over the last little week or so,
and it was just quite bad today. And then I
started feeling nauseous, which you know, it's not unusual sometimes
for me in the morning, and then I sort of
go through the day and it all it all gets right.
Today I've just felt progressively worse right and nauseous and tired, Yeah,
(08:00):
really tired. Yeah, so I work up. I do a
power thunder in the middle of the show. You know
what's going on. I was thinking, I am enjoyed the
week more and more as it goes on. I can't
wait for this week to end. To be honest, Oh yes,
I woke up this morning with the biggest fucking headache. Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I thought you were going to say something else, erection.
I was going to say, load over your chest. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's on my chest too. It's on my chest as well,
because I'll sleep in my back.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
You've got a powerful.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Yeah, I do. Do You're not sleep on your back.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
It was like I'd been shot by a giant spider
and I was just stuck up against the headboard. No,
I work up with a stomker of a headache, had
two giant glasses of water and some panant ole, did nothing,
and thee my wife is I have some iberprofen as well,
and I don't like doing that.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I'm like OD. So I had that and I still
it still didn't go away, and I'm still going to
I had a shell, Yeah, a couple of glasses. You
hadn't had your eight leaders, probably yeah? Probably?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Maybe that was an eight gallons we've got because of
my daughter with her when she had we literally have
a box literally literally of liquid pamol and ibuprofen. There
was like eight bottles of the ship. So I was
pumping that today, same thing, no results, no change.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Weird, get on the purse, that's a problem. Yeah, probably
are you guys gonna Yeah, I love it when Jason's
here looks like that. I love it. It's like, I
absolutely love it. Yeah, it's great here.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
I love it when the headphone thing over the top
pushes a bit forward and it sticks up like.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
A bit of a chicken. Great.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yeah, what were you going to say? Easy?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I was gonna say something, but I thought I might
say it for the show to be honest. Okay, yeah, nice, Yeah,
just because it's really good stuff. Yeah, really good. And
we've got our outside smoking of dark.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Our fucking we're getting a bathroom starts tomorrow seven o'clock.
He's coming over to wrap it all out, and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
What's your problem? You on it?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I know you're going to a bran new bath it's
just really noisy, and.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Oh my god, you know, I just canell You're hard.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I feel so, I don't feel really fatigued. I probably
wait for doing well you should.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Can you do me a favor? I'll win old mates
do in your bathroom, just sort of leaning the door
frame there and just fucking moan about your wife, I
bet well, well, well he.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Has got his hands wrapped around this thing that you've
been sitting in for twenty years.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, it's not him, that'll be the plumber coming over
all right, So yeah, we're thinking of there's a B
and B that we went to when we got our
kitchen done, which was quite good. Because you're gonna have dogs.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I'll just go stand in the airbnb for a couple
of days. You'll take your duck.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I leave the duck behind, and of course and of
course no cat.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Now yeah, well that's a pleased guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah
about that.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Every morning since he's died. Oh shit, I forgot to
feed tigger.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
It's funny. I'm seeing the other side of you now
where you talk about the fact that you wanted to
feed the care but when the cat was alive, you
said you fucking hated it.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
And as I never heard anything about it, I forgot
you even had one. Yeah, but now it's like this, Yeah,
well it never came inside the house. It's hard to
love a cat that doesn't come inside the house because
it's the pet the petting, which is.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
So much he did in the last few months, right,
and it was really annoying.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Because he just he just mew unless that always comes
in now yeah, actually my parents cat, I've never heard it.
Mew great and like ten years great and you are
really good cat. It's worth paying five hundred backs for
a cat.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
That doesn't mean my dad did it yeah heed, yeah,
yeh yeah, took it down the shed Ducky Big show
four or seven weekdays. Jason was looking at me the
biggest look of disdainers there fucking out cool man,