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September 30, 2025 12 mins

On today's poddy, we bring in an expert on jackin' it.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
Get a Fellows a Day.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
It's a sort of day in Auckland City that is
so beautiful it makes you question everything you're doing in
your life, your sexuality. No, not that part. I'm pretty
stable on that part. Anything goes old, anything goes fill
your boots in the boudoir, fellas.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
So it's the kind of day that reminds you that
anything goes in the boudoir.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
No, it's it's the kind of day where you contemplate options.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
You know what the funny thing is about it? Man,
why don't you just have this on one of day
every day?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
For sure? You know.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
But there's something about the sunny weather that just brings
out indoor.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
For it gives the itsery feet, doesn't it ja, So
it makes you want to think. It makes you think,
you know, God, there's plenty of water to come under
the bridge.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Well you could do. You can have this weather every
day if you move to like the gold Coast or
something Goldie Goldie.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
There is that about it. But it's still cold. Like
my brother lives over there and it's like for the
m twenty three is freezing.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Exactly, but you move over there winter. Oh, this is great.
This is the one brother.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
That's one of the appealing things I've got to say
about Australia is the climate. All my girls are in
Melbourne at the moment, and that's pretty that's very Aukland.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
It's temperamental.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yeah, it's pretty great city, just weatherwise, temperamental.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Forty two one day, fifteen the next. Correct it's weird,
kesy and weird and weirdly.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
He's just digesting.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
No, I've got indigestion because Jae's pressured me to eat
my sushi really fast so he could record the podcast.
So I'm just processing that.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Is there what happened?

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Jason had no stage, you know, pressure easy to eat
very fast, so I was I finished my seasion.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
I was just waiting to do the podcast. That's fine, man, totally.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Do you know what you do though obviously not in
this particular situation, but you always go.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
With your pen. You'll just tap it like I know.
I love my ear drumming. You do.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
No, that's a hurry up. I want to do something
and Keysy's dragging his chain.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
All right, let's go Okay.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Sometimes well you know sometimes because you guys have a
tendency to waffle and to just sort of lose focus,
and it's like, I've got to pull it back together
and go, let's get it down. Fellows, come on now,
pay attention. Yeah, or you're on your phones or whatever.
I just got to rip your back and go.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
I don't go on my phone, Jason. It's one of
the rules of seet same here. I have my phone
out there with Pogson.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
You, you and your wife? Is that is that your
wife's rule?

Speaker 5 (02:51):
Rule?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (02:52):
No, that's that's the rule that I sit for myself
about a month ago. If I'm ever on my phone
and here, it's because I'll be researching. Lately it's been
sort of like housing based stuff right as it pops
into my head. But I'm really leaning into this whole
d I don't drive anywhere now with podcasts or music on. Oh,
I drive in silence everywhere to Yeah, I don't know why, Well.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
I do you know what?

Speaker 5 (03:12):
I'm trying to get away from it as well. Today
I was listening to music. I'm trying to get away
from podcasts. I find them a bit addictive.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Oh they are, for sure. Yeah, I'm the same.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Well, funnily enough, I hit my stereo on today while
I was outside Max Rector.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Oh you got your album? Yeah? I had my album
turn up today. So what'd you do?

Speaker 5 (03:31):
You went out, You put your album on the year
to go aside, turn the bastard over.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah, well you know, but it's thirty forty minutes and
then you come back inside and have a look it over,
flip it over, have a sip of.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Water, chesus forty minutes aside. That's pretty good. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Man, again, I'm shocked by the price of records. We
went into Real Groovy and I asked, like you were
fucking shitting me.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
I got one mine arrive today. I got the Actic
Monkeys AM great album.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Keazy.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
That's the album that my wife and I got together
on and the early dating there and.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Bucks delivered. Okay, this is not bad. Pretty good. I thought,
that's like CD as good as a CD.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Because normally they're like you're running eighty or ninety.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
But yeah, well this was through Mighty Ape, so I
think they run a maybe a second hand sort of
a setup. It was all cellophoned up and all that
sort of carry on.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Well, what we're running through at the moment is all
my daughter's rejects. Oh so she it's actually her record
player and she went over season. She took all her
records with her, but she couldn't take all of them.
So where basically listening to a lot of what she's
left behind, what she got there, which is bloody great.
Actually it's pretty.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Good start, she know. But Anina Simone a bit of
all sorts of stuff.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
She's got avery, a clique, she's got a very e
clicktic kind of musical taste, like a dad thank you.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Well this song from Nis that's like what and a
main Yeah I run to.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
She's got a voice full of pain, Yeah, full of pain. Yeah,
and I like that. I like a bit of pain.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Remind you of yourself, No, I just I like a
bit of suffering in my music. Yes, that's yeah, a
lot of blues music here. You can't play unless you've
suffered some serious pain.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Absolutely, actually, because I never used to be into blues,
but I quite like a bit of blues now.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah, like being Harper, Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yeah, because he's yeah, he's so full of pain.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
That idea yesterday of getting rid of bands there Kisi. Yeah,
I told my wife that idea. She thought it was funny.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
Yeah, we should make the band walk the plank because
we're on the titty, not the titt j it's the titty, Oh,
the titty.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
And I'll throw them overboard. Yeah, I'll track them in
the brig and then maybe they can come back later. Yeah,
after a month, I reckon you can come back. Yeah,
because in the meantime beat it.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah. How do you And do you do it monthly
or do you just do it once a year? I
think I think quite often? Okay, Because how do you
decide which band is up for? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (05:59):
I think we can do to be sitting here and
with a song players and we go gun that song sucks,
we make as Ben walks.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, I'm in today. And then you vote on it.
Do you want Tom Pitty to walk the plane? Yes?

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Or no?

Speaker 2 (06:11):
And then you leave voting open for like a fewlices
of the front chase God, and it'd have to be
for a few very attractive men few days, wouldn't it. Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:19):
I think so, yes, and you tell it and then
it's all right, all right, Tom Pitty, it's time for
you to walk the plane.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, and then you do the whole audio thing of
him walking the plane, clerk, clerk, and then free falling. Yeah,
that's right off the plane. Yeah stuff, and then and
then it gets eaten by shark. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah, you're sure you don't want it to be some
sort of like gun execution.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Well, I'm thinking because of the pirate ship you see. Yeah, okay, yeah,
I don't like gun violence. Chase, neither do I unless
it's Tom Pitty. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
Or you could give him and this might be important,
get me like that pugs give him heaps of heroin.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
That is Yeah, I think that might be in poor taste, shah.
I guess we'll find out.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Yeah, who do you want to give lots of heroin to?
Is the name of the promo? We do it every
now and there's.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Well because that's how he went Well oxycon, was it? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (07:10):
Yeah, there's only oxycon the same thing as that got prints.
So is it like, oh man, I'm sick of this
an excess on? Yes, So we're going to auto asphyxiate. Yeah, well,
irotic asphyxiate. Sorry, don't look at me, pegs.

Speaker 7 (07:28):
They be show week days from four on Radio Hiarchy.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Remember the Wary Big Show podcast. What as if you've
never done it? Audio exphyxiated, auto erotic? How good? How
good can it be? I guess would be the question.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
No, I can honestly say, even though we're saying at
the start of this podcast, full your boots sixth Sually,
I've never done that. Yeah, I'm not into pain and
stuff only in my music. Yeah right, okay, not not
not sixth Sally.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
I'm just getting Pugs sound to come in because I've
got my daughter here and she needs to go to
the toilet and we're in a pointed in that relationship
where I'm not sure whether it means I can trust her.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
You know, does she need to go? Right now?

Speaker 5 (08:12):
She's elbowing me. I think she needs So you're going
to go. Pugs is going to take over, and he's
going to talk about jacking it.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
Because I thought that he's going to talk about Yeah, yeah,
I thought you're going to get Pugs to take and.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
So did I.

Speaker 7 (08:28):
That's what I thought, right, So this is the thing
about jacking it, guys, All right, yeah, please go on
the stage.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
We're in that weird cap It's can I explain it
to the audience. It's a tiny little rim and it's something.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
That it is a tiny rim. No, it's a tiny peak.
What is it, visa And it's just it's just not
what you're used to. Jason, that's fine.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Well, I am you because he wears it all the time,
and you've made a.

Speaker 7 (08:57):
Problem with it because it's Japanese. Jase, that's sort of
thee that I'm getting.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
But I'm getting a vibe that you're wearing it because
it's Japanese.

Speaker 7 (09:02):
I'm wearing it because I liked it and I was
in Japan and bought it.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Well.

Speaker 7 (09:08):
No, now you say you've never done auto erotic asphyxiation,
but if you're just a normal erotic asphyxiation just curiosity,
I've never I mean, you've never erotically been asphyxiated.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
I don't have an issue with people. You know, if
they're into that, go for it.

Speaker 6 (09:21):
That's who had done it, you know, because the idea
of no, I've never done it, the idea that you know,
because the theory is the more pain you're and the
greater the orgasm, the greater the feeling of the orgasm.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Because it's contrasted against the pain.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
That your body's going through. How do you know that?

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Well, that's that's the reasoning behind I should get my
wife to like punch me in the head severely just
at the sort of the end there.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
And I love it. Well, if that's what you want
to do, I don't want to. I don't want to
do it. You can do whatever you want. You're both
consenting in he exactly, she'd happily do that. I reckon. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
I was like, hey, can you just beat the ship
out of me just at the end there? And that's
gonna feel great, Jason, it works really well. He always
does it.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
And then she'll be like, yeah, I'm keen.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Because you know she takes all her sexual tips from Hoidy.
J God, that would be so oh my god, were
you with there? And I do not appreciate you to
eat It's just like Pugs. He's like, I tix keys
heer I message and I go, hell's how you playing
with golf tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (10:32):
And he's, oh my god, I'm so straight. Sound about there.
You're pressuring me.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
I was like, man, I'm just saying, if you want
to play golf tomorrow, it's all good.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
If how I responded to when I got in you say,
you're like, he's just so much pressure.

Speaker 7 (10:45):
You just need to understand that Keezy has things outside
of work that he has to do, like obligations.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Respect we all do, which is why I just go, Nah,
I'm busy.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
And not prioritize golf.

Speaker 7 (10:57):
And see it.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Hey, I'm busying him. Man, maybe later in the week.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
And then you said outrageous full stop yeah, which is
the equivalent of like Kezy letting me down again.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yeah, it's the equivalent of that. And that's why I
walked in yesterday. I was like, Oh, I'm so busy.
I've got so much pressure.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Where you are under a bit appreciate if you want to.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Talk about Yeah, we can talk it through me. I'm
just here. He'll support whatever it is. Pugs about it after.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Work maybe yeah, yeah, when you go for your movie date.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yeah, same, except I'm full of sushi. Now.

Speaker 7 (11:30):
I don't think I'm going to get dinner.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
That's a shame. Well, I'll get some popcorn. Kezy just
had a full meal. But I said, but I haven't
had any food today.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Good enough. Thing for other people and voices, all the
ones banging on about us, listen,
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