September 3, 2025 • 10 mins
On today's poddy, Jase eats snacks for 5 year olds.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
get up even closer.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
On Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for raw targets for the.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Seven every weekday on radio.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
That is correct, It's so true.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Oh what was what did you just give me there?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
From the Moggie?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
What's that called? It's a porky? Actually, Keezy, what's it called? Keysy?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Pork sword?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Moggie gave me his pork sword.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
And I went here boy porkshu Ma, Okay, I'm amazed
you didn't want some because you love your Asian cooking,
e Kesey.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
You love a bit of Asian.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Food, Jace. I just like food. I do love Asian food.
But I know unlike you. I know, and I've had enough.
It's not a glutton.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
That's a good point because I would say, key, didn't
you say this? Man, I've just had something to eat
some more good.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
But for me, if it's yummy, I'm still going to
eat it the same Peggy.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Like, Hey, I love those.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
But what I don't want to do is eat one
when I'm not that hungry and not enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I want when i'm because when I self disciplined. Mate.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Bought a big packet of popper Jacks from the supermarket yesterday.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
It's just that's when you were twelve? Or is this like.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Something about a popper jack that gets me rule that
they're really good?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I know, but we we got a package when I was.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Such a little I was so good because I had
a few of them and then I picked them. I've
got a peg on it, sure, and it lasted about
ten minutes. I ate the entire package. Yeah, that's that's about.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Right, Pugs. Just quickly, what's pigging.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
When when you're when you're female partner? Yeah or male?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
What dog is? It's when the lady wears a false
pallas and uses.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
That to penetrate her male partner.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Right, that's piggy.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Have you done that, pugs?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Pugs? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Have you done that? Pugs?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
One more time? Have you been pigged before?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Sorry?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
What was that? Okay, see this is he's been cag
on it.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
But yeah, pegging.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
So so you did that to your beggar popper?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
You did that to proper Jack? Is proper Jack again?
He's your sugar dad.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I don't think you've ever met him.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
You pigged.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
All I did? I did?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
And then going back, and then I went back and yeah,
what did you have for your Bachelor's night at dinner?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
They're chezy?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
What do you think? I had pizza? Yeah, I watch pizza.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Ham and Pineapple.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Did you have a couple of Bruskies.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
I had a couple of Bruskies, Mogi and I had
a half cell pizza Pepperoni Flash Guy food.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Cell sALS is huge slices one, yeah, but they're massive,
So yes, half cells pizza is like.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Whole Hell's pizza eight normal pizzas off. You're so full
of it. It's like one hell pizza or something.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Yeah. In fact, I'd say it's less than one hel pizza.
But I had a voucher for an extra slice, extra slice,
five voucher boy, just because I got.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
We all got one when we did the comedy, did we.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I don't recall getting a vouchers.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
It's been on the fridge, on the fridge, on the
magnet enough.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I when we were down in Wellington waiting, I was
waiting to have a pizza party with the fellos after
the live show. Yeah, you didn't show up, but I
went to Cells next door. It was only a couple
of things down and I got a slice of salad,
couldn't get through it so massive.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
You're a fucking baby man. That's such a yard man.
How aboutkay?
Speaker 5 (04:19):
We should obviously Reburger. We love Reburger, but like, how
many cells slices do you can you can eat?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Seriously? Probably about three?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, that's yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
They are stupidly.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I love them so much.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
One I love Do you pig cells?
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Pig cell that's a real guy.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Sally, Why are you piking sala? She pigs?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Yeah, it don't make sense totally, and she's huge, like
eight times the size of a regular person.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
But seriously, what her fake fellow says?
Speaker 5 (05:00):
The whole chy Bee Show week days from four on
Radio Hierarchy, They Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Three slices.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
There's probably the perfect amount, right for anyone, probably, but
I eat four, and I'll be honest, I prefer five.
Five is my perfect amount. And the key is to
eat it before you know you're fall.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
A little bit of pizza, a little bit of Coca
cola with your pizza.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Nah, beer beers the mixture my head cells a little
while back and new Lin there and it was so
oily it made me feel sick in good to say
man made me feel made me feel nauseous. Yeah, poor
an actual fact.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
I like this because it's something that I really like.
And Jason's once again a way to talk about it
being ship. Yeah every time.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
It might have just been this one particular we don't know.
But and the piece that I brought in Onnington was beautiful.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I love that you have bought one piece.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Well, I don't eat more than one piece.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Isn't it. Do you often eat a piece? Do you
put a piece on your pillow? There's a piece over
in the middle of the night.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Did you doing that?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Las? Yeah? I was talking about.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
How many beers did you have?
Speaker 6 (06:26):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
It's midweek and I'm going to stag do this weekend,
which is by a lot of the messages I'm reading,
She's going to be all, go yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
So I was like, it's not do you know one person?
Speaker 5 (06:37):
No? I know about So I know one person really well,
he's my best mate down in christ Chi.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
It's there, who I go?
Speaker 5 (06:42):
And I have a hot tub with I'm having yeah,
and I'm banging them on the side.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
And then I've also got pugs.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
You're not pegging them though, you using your actual dude.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah, I have a penis, so I just use that.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Did you hear that? Swinky?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
This is the podcast.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
It's different, it's different, So I no, one go really well,
another bloke I know pretty damn well too, because he's
married to one of Lucy's cousins, and obviously the stag
outside of that, a couple of boys I've made a
few times good feelers.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah, but like I think there's about twenty people.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Is that a big stag?
Speaker 5 (07:25):
But it's a big stag doing it for two nights,
two whole days. I can't fucking wait. But by and
large I don't know the group.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I don't know. Yeah, so I'm fizzed up for that.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Sweet man is going to be he cheezy chick.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
No, I don't think so. No, hope not it will
I'll be season one?
Speaker 5 (07:48):
What what is that? The issue I have with that reference?
Right as, I'm pretty sure no one fucking watched it,
So no, like.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
You'll find that was programmed and old Hoidy jays every
time it was on.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
I do remember you saying lying and telling you're going
to watch it.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Yeah, it sounds about right.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
It was so good. I was gussy about that.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
So this is this is Jason.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
This is Jason. I want you either the thing you
really like. I tried it. It's ship. I loved it, man,
it's so good.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
What was it called again?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Just just give it to me straight, Jase, get me
straight like you give it to Papa Jack.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I thought it was excellent. I thought it was it
was was fine, it was really good. I think we're
really good.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
That's canceled now once they got canceled.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, well exactly, mind fellas, yeah, totally.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
What else goes?
Speaker 5 (08:51):
As soon as some time off, I got to say,
my brain was like I had an audition today. Member, Yeah, humiliator.
It was the least humiliator, but I found a way
to humiliate myself. So I think we'll talk about it
after five or something. I'll tell you a genuinely how
it went and get some advice, and then maybe we'll
(09:14):
do something after that. But fuck, I hate it every
time I walk out and I just go, ah, so
you know what, you're doing a good job, right, because
all my other instincts were like you were doing as ship.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Well.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
Jason's had heaps of successful auditions, haven't you, Jason. I've
had a few, and you always feel the same you
hate yourself. You fucked it.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
And as I was just saying, it easy, you do
your best, you get in there, give it a shot,
and then you forget about it all right, just walk out,
walk away.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
And the thing about is they've probably seen a lot
worse that day.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Yeah, probably, yeah, yeah, right, Wow, it's pretty early in
the day, it was, but I walked. I didn't even
give my best, like I just it was. I'll tell
you on the show. But I just if you do
it right now, I reckon i'd be able to. I'll
probably fuck it up again. Yeah, probably, But yeah, Jas
(10:05):
you're my agent, right, So I'm just letting you know
that you didn't go over it and you might knock
any commission that one.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
No, they called me and said you were shit.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
What was the person's name again? What was his name?
You got a mouthful of shumo.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Hey, listen to the Big Show four to seven weekdays
Radio HODARKI thank you.
For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
get up even closer.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
On Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for raw targets for the.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Seven every weekday on radio.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
That is correct, It's so true.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Oh what was what did you just give me there?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
From the Moggie?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
What's that called? It's a porky? Actually, Keezy, what's it called? Keysy?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Pork sword?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Moggie gave me his pork sword.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
And I went here boy porkshu Ma, Okay, I'm amazed
you didn't want some because you love your Asian cooking,
e Kesey.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
You love a bit of Asian.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Food, Jace. I just like food. I do love Asian food.
But I know unlike you. I know, and I've had enough.
It's not a glutton.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
That's a good point because I would say, key, didn't
you say this? Man, I've just had something to eat
some more good.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
But for me, if it's yummy, I'm still going to
eat it the same Peggy.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Like, Hey, I love those.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
But what I don't want to do is eat one
when I'm not that hungry and not enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I want when i'm because when I self disciplined. Mate.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Bought a big packet of popper Jacks from the supermarket yesterday.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
It's just that's when you were twelve? Or is this like.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Something about a popper jack that gets me rule that
they're really good?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I know, but we we got a package when I was.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Such a little I was so good because I had
a few of them and then I picked them. I've
got a peg on it, sure, and it lasted about
ten minutes. I ate the entire package. Yeah, that's that's about.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Right, Pugs. Just quickly, what's pigging.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
When when you're when you're female partner? Yeah or male?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
What dog is? It's when the lady wears a false
pallas and uses.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
That to penetrate her male partner.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Right, that's piggy.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Have you done that, pugs?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Pugs? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Have you done that? Pugs?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
One more time? Have you been pigged before?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Sorry?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
What was that? Okay, see this is he's been cag
on it.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
But yeah, pegging.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
So so you did that to your beggar popper?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
You did that to proper Jack? Is proper Jack again?
He's your sugar dad.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I don't think you've ever met him.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
You pigged.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
All I did? I did?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
And then going back, and then I went back and yeah,
what did you have for your Bachelor's night at dinner?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
They're chezy?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
What do you think? I had pizza? Yeah, I watch pizza.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Ham and Pineapple.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Did you have a couple of Bruskies.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
I had a couple of Bruskies, Mogi and I had
a half cell pizza Pepperoni Flash Guy food.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Cell sALS is huge slices one, yeah, but they're massive,
So yes, half cells pizza is like.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Whole Hell's pizza eight normal pizzas off. You're so full
of it. It's like one hell pizza or something.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Yeah. In fact, I'd say it's less than one hel pizza.
But I had a voucher for an extra slice, extra slice,
five voucher boy, just because I got.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
We all got one when we did the comedy, did we.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I don't recall getting a vouchers.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
It's been on the fridge, on the fridge, on the
magnet enough.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I when we were down in Wellington waiting, I was
waiting to have a pizza party with the fellos after
the live show. Yeah, you didn't show up, but I
went to Cells next door. It was only a couple
of things down and I got a slice of salad,
couldn't get through it so massive.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
You're a fucking baby man. That's such a yard man.
How aboutkay?
Speaker 5 (04:19):
We should obviously Reburger. We love Reburger, but like, how
many cells slices do you can you can eat?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Seriously? Probably about three?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, that's yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
They are stupidly.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I love them so much.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
One I love Do you pig cells?
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Pig cell that's a real guy.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Sally, Why are you piking sala? She pigs?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Yeah, it don't make sense totally, and she's huge, like
eight times the size of a regular person.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
But seriously, what her fake fellow says?
Speaker 5 (05:00):
The whole chy Bee Show week days from four on
Radio Hierarchy, They Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Three slices.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
There's probably the perfect amount, right for anyone, probably, but
I eat four, and I'll be honest, I prefer five.
Five is my perfect amount. And the key is to
eat it before you know you're fall.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
A little bit of pizza, a little bit of Coca
cola with your pizza.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Nah, beer beers the mixture my head cells a little
while back and new Lin there and it was so
oily it made me feel sick in good to say
man made me feel made me feel nauseous. Yeah, poor
an actual fact.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
I like this because it's something that I really like.
And Jason's once again a way to talk about it
being ship. Yeah every time.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
It might have just been this one particular we don't know.
But and the piece that I brought in Onnington was beautiful.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I love that you have bought one piece.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Well, I don't eat more than one piece.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Isn't it. Do you often eat a piece? Do you
put a piece on your pillow? There's a piece over
in the middle of the night.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Did you doing that?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Las? Yeah? I was talking about.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
How many beers did you have?
Speaker 6 (06:26):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
It's midweek and I'm going to stag do this weekend,
which is by a lot of the messages I'm reading,
She's going to be all, go yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
So I was like, it's not do you know one person?
Speaker 5 (06:37):
No? I know about So I know one person really well,
he's my best mate down in christ Chi.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
It's there, who I go?
Speaker 5 (06:42):
And I have a hot tub with I'm having yeah,
and I'm banging them on the side.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
And then I've also got pugs.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
You're not pegging them though, you using your actual dude.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah, I have a penis, so I just use that.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Did you hear that? Swinky?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
This is the podcast.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
It's different, it's different, So I no, one go really well,
another bloke I know pretty damn well too, because he's
married to one of Lucy's cousins, and obviously the stag
outside of that, a couple of boys I've made a
few times good feelers.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah, but like I think there's about twenty people.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Is that a big stag?
Speaker 5 (07:25):
But it's a big stag doing it for two nights,
two whole days. I can't fucking wait. But by and
large I don't know the group.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I don't know. Yeah, so I'm fizzed up for that.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Sweet man is going to be he cheezy chick.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
No, I don't think so. No, hope not it will
I'll be season one?
Speaker 5 (07:48):
What what is that? The issue I have with that reference?
Right as, I'm pretty sure no one fucking watched it,
So no, like.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
You'll find that was programmed and old Hoidy jays every
time it was on.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
I do remember you saying lying and telling you're going
to watch it.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Yeah, it sounds about right.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
It was so good. I was gussy about that.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
So this is this is Jason.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
This is Jason. I want you either the thing you
really like. I tried it. It's ship. I loved it, man,
it's so good.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
What was it called again?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Just just give it to me straight, Jase, get me
straight like you give it to Papa Jack.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I thought it was excellent. I thought it was it
was was fine, it was really good. I think we're
really good.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
That's canceled now once they got canceled.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, well exactly, mind fellas, yeah, totally.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
What else goes?
Speaker 5 (08:51):
As soon as some time off, I got to say,
my brain was like I had an audition today. Member, Yeah, humiliator.
It was the least humiliator, but I found a way
to humiliate myself. So I think we'll talk about it
after five or something. I'll tell you a genuinely how
it went and get some advice, and then maybe we'll
(09:14):
do something after that. But fuck, I hate it every
time I walk out and I just go, ah, so
you know what, you're doing a good job, right, because
all my other instincts were like you were doing as ship.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Well.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
Jason's had heaps of successful auditions, haven't you, Jason. I've
had a few, and you always feel the same you
hate yourself. You fucked it.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
And as I was just saying, it easy, you do
your best, you get in there, give it a shot,
and then you forget about it all right, just walk out,
walk away.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
And the thing about is they've probably seen a lot
worse that day.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Yeah, probably, yeah, yeah, right, Wow, it's pretty early in
the day, it was, but I walked. I didn't even
give my best, like I just it was. I'll tell
you on the show. But I just if you do
it right now, I reckon i'd be able to. I'll
probably fuck it up again. Yeah, probably, But yeah, Jas
(10:05):
you're my agent, right, So I'm just letting you know
that you didn't go over it and you might knock
any commission that one.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
No, they called me and said you were shit.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
What was the person's name again? What was his name?
You got a mouthful of shumo.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Hey, listen to the Big Show four to seven weekdays
Radio HODARKI thank you.
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