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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
Thanks mate, thanks mate. So we were of a sleep
last night. I don't even get started, mate, he's had
a two I've been sleeping so well lately. And I
was awake and the missus was away. It was fucked yeah,
it so long, yep. But I wasn't too bad that
I just thought I looked that out.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
There, well, just just on that, because I've had four
or five days in a row just shockers episode shockers.
But but then when I finally get up, I go, oh,
maybe it wasn't that early when I've been waking up, right,
you know what I mean, because I didn't actually.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Look at my phone or anything like that, because I go, oh,
that'll just wake me up some more.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yes, And this morning was the same again, and I
was like, oh, it's probably six thirty fucking you know
or something like that. It was two o'clock. Yeah, and
I text yours away yeah to chat. So I'm coming
in today, fellers Grace.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah, this is going to be disgusting.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Went to the petrol station and put gassing fifty bucks.
Do not fill it up? Filled up?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Man?
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Why don't you fill it up?
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I just can't be fat.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
But you brother, well, and so I knew you guys
would have an issue with I put fifty bucks.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Now, But what part of it is that you don't
like the spending the time? Do you subscribe to the
fact that, I bet this is it Johnny bruff therey
none if it's full of gas and it's heavier and
you burn the guess quicker?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
I actually it's probably true. I don't. I don't know
why I do that. I just it's just kind of
what I right.
Speaker 6 (01:42):
Yeah, I guess you reach a point in your lifetime
and it's almost the point you become not an adult,
but you realize that you've got things together a wee.
But when you can just fill up every time? Sure,
because I went.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Through a phase of it, yeah I should.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I remember it was two bucks.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Yeah, yeah, I was.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
It was like what was it like eighty five cents
a lead?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
So yeah, you checking the capitol, same beautiful fucking seven bucks?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah bucks.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
So I got and I put the fifty backs in
starts the go and this has never happened to me before.
It stopped at six dollars forty just stopped and there's
fifty dollars on the thing.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
And he started at that and I was like.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
During to the guy, he was like, brilliant, Come inside, Yeah,
come inside. And so I went inside and he said, ah,
you have fifty dollars and I went, yeah, it just stopped.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
It just stopped. And he went, Okay, go out there,
and now it should be fine. Go out there.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Dig gesture to the guy again, it's not fucking working.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I'm desperate to ruin the story, but.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
It's not working.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
So he just just me to come back inside again.
And so I go inside again and he goes, oh,
I don't know what's going on there.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Go to pump number three, which is in the wrong.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Show, O my god, which is on the wrong side
of my car, you know, for the for the picture.
So I go to pump number three and I put
in forty five.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Bucks and then fifty well, I'd already put in six
dollars forty.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
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Speaker 3 (03:30):
And so that works, and so then I go in
that's what I thought. And then I go I go
into pay, and he goes and I.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Bought a little Zippies Nippies iced coffee, which my water.
That's another story.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
And so he goes forty five dollars and I go, yeah,
all right, bleap. And then he goes, how much was
on it when you're on the other one, and I said,
I don't know, six dollars forty or something, and he goes, okay,
six dollars forty and then he puts it on the
f poss and it's six hundred and forty nine dollars.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
And I said, no, that's six hundred and forty nine dollars.
It was six dollars forty. And then he goes, oh, sorry, sir,
so you want to get some cash out and I
was like, no, I don't want to get cash out.
I guess I've got to pay for that other six
dollars forty that you know where it stopped.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
And he went all right, yes.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
So he tattooed around with the fucking teller I'm not
choking for about two minutes and was huffing and puffing,
and he went, oh, come on, come over to here,
to the other tower. It was just a fucking debarcle
and then he and then he did it again and
he said, oh.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Come come over to this one.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
So I went over to that teller and he was
trying to put six dollars forty in on that and
he just couldn't do it, and so he said, oh,
let's just make it five. And I went, okay, let's
just make it five. So he put five dollars. I
paid the five dollars and then he gave me forty cents.
Change was what the fuck is going on? This is ridiculous?
(05:10):
And I just went, ah, okay, man, cold sweep, have
a good day.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Oh good, you don't want to bang on about it.
And now, Kesy, can I ask you what you thought
was going on?
Speaker 6 (05:18):
He just was at a pump where the thing would
click off. You just had to re squeeze again it
would start again.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
No, I thought you already, you're already full. That was
my guest right to be fair.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
At the beginning.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
I thought he might have put not fifty dollars but five,
but nah.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
And it was just so weird.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
What's weird about it as it wasn't your fault.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
No, it's just another strange encounter.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Yeah, it was just one of those really stupid things.
I'm just going. And I borrowed my wife's car.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Well, actually my daughter wanted to borrow my car, you say,
because she can only drive automatics. My car is automatic.
And I said, yeah, okay, so yeah, you can borrow
my car. And I took my wife's car and and
I had a little Nippy's nice coffee there on the
way in which is my habit.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
That yes, yep.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
And and then my wife was driving she went got
her car, used to her car again today and she
was driving my daughter to the.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Airport to see her off.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
And then when I went to get to my car,
there was a little Nippy's empty cart and sitting on
my car.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
I was like passive aggressive. The fox said about Ustard.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Well, it's funny because I was about four Nippy containers
and the passenger side. And she got in the car
the other day and was like, oh, I see.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I see this is what you're what you're That was
when we used to be deep in the heart of
our veganism. We would each of us would our cheek
would be a full of fish. I still love all,
but we're pretty we're pretty strict on it because we
don't have a kid. Then, and I remember I went
(07:09):
on the way home from work or something like that
and a fill of fish combo and then get rid
of all the evidence and all that sort of ship.
You know, I don't want sad. And the next day
she got in the car and she's like, what's this
And she had the wrapper for the straw. She totally
got me there.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
That's forensic.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Giving me an ideas, just giving me an idea for
the radio show.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Actually, Bustard, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
It should be a little thing called Bustard where we
get busted by our partners for indulging in KFC.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Well, fairlyone gets bustard for different ship.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
My wife's got like her whole family has got this thing,
and it's from her mum and to be fair, her
grandma as well. Where they are feeders, and their whole
thing is cooking amazing food, right and you're out at
dinner and they go, I could make this, and like,
so that's the thing. And so I am in this
world where if I have any takeaways, I have to
like hide it right, and I don't have.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
It just saves a bit of drama.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
And then so Lucy will be like, oh, I saw
that you had sales pizza the other day. I saw
that in the old and then I'm like, this is
why I don't tell you, because I get head up
about it.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Exactly.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
There was nothing happening.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
I felt like pizza, so I got some, and I
feel like I'm always getting busted. Yeah, although one night
I probably told you guys about this. She woke up
at two am, three am, and I was steamed in
bed eating KFC.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
It's like early doors and us living together. And she
was like, no, take that out, and I was like,
I took all the wrappers.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Anything better than having.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
I was so steamed. Yeah, and I'd walk there was
a CAFC around the corner. I'd walk past that, ah yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
And then I'd taken all the wrappers off to be
quiet and clean and beer had a big plate, and
She's just like she woke.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Up from the smell.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Yeahs of roma.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
I remember it was one of the greatest things as
a young Feller, driving in the car after getting KFC,
which was such a treat, you know, and you'd be
in the KFC would be sitting on the back seat
with you and the smell so you were allowed to
eat it till you got home sort of thing like yeah, oh.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Good, still so good.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
The last KFC I had a ship though, was that
we got to spend a few years for me. We
got a bucket of chicken and it was just so dry.
I was just like, what and not very ye're not
very fleshy?
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Yeah, you really annoyed.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Do you want to guess the last time I had
KFC yesterday?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Today?
Speaker 6 (09:42):
Come on, fellas, is it now Sunday?
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Was that two days ago?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Three days ago? Remember?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yeah, that's good eating?
Speaker 5 (09:51):
It was delicious all right? Actually wrap it up there?
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Yeah? Why not? Thanks mate?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Jase.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
You wonder how I go to the petrol station?
Speaker 4 (10:00):
You would, you'd be very orderly.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
So what I do?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Anal fill ap?
Speaker 5 (10:07):
There is a petrol station one off rent before mine.
You pull off, You go into the petrol station. Sorry,
you pull off the motorway. You go to the picture station.
The pump at the very end is pay your own.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Oh you see, I can't be fat.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
You put the visa card in there. It's ten cents cheaper.
Per liter.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
If you go pay your own, you put the visa
carda and you say, fill it up. Okay, you fill
up your thing. It's set up to email me a
receipt and then the top of my car and I
drive off.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
It's pretty good. It's pretty good, though, pretty good.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Back on the on ramp, back on the motorway, then
off to mind.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I'll tell you what I'll do fellas, from now on
I'll fill up all right.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
We got dogs, squad money man.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Yeah, I'm blown through that, have you?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
What are you filming at the moment?