October 22, 2025 • 12 mins
On today's poddy, we discuss what to do with your old bananas.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all your mad Bastards, Loving the Big Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Get Up Even Closer on Instagram YouTube and Tick Chop
for raw doggets four to seven every weekday on Radio
heard hac.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yeah man, hey fellows, Hi got a technical question for you,
and I want you to explain it to me and
Hoodie Jay terms not your game of boy chet terms.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
All right, all right, well you going the wrong way
about it?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
What's a widget?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
A widget is something that was heavily used, probably over
ten years ago. Have you just discovered them?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
It's just that when I turn my phone off and
then power up again, it says your widget is loading.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
So it's like a special on my computer. It's like
the widget bar is this annoying thing that pops up
on the side of the screen sometimes and it's really annoying.
And it was like a thing they brought in about
ten years ago.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Okay, so I've got a really old phone, then, well
you yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
A lot of new phones have widgets too, but it's
not very used.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Okay, Well, I don't use my widget that I'm aware of. Yeah,
do you guys use your widget? Do you use pugs?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I am using my widget as much as I can.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Apparently, it's an application or a component of an interface
that enables a user to perform a function or acts.
It's a service, so it's just a functional.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Hey, feelers, just another technical question here, what's an interface?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
An interface is when you have let's say you're eating
something like a banana, right, and you put.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
It into your phone.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Oh okay, yeah, good, yeah, I just needed to have
clarity on that.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
And the thing that you use to hold the banana
is called a widget. Okay, yeah, good stuff, that sucker.
And I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Eat bananas though, don't you know why not?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Sometimes they do?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Like oh okay, it's changed the tune a pugs, God, pugs,
can you clip this off?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
If I'm making a smoothie, I'll have a banana. I'm
not ainal like your wife and the sense.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
There don't say anal like my very anal with bananas.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
So we know plugs who breaks them into little bets
and then freezes there.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
That's not my wife being anal. Jakes, you've got this
thing against people being organized, and she when your bananas
get old and the fruit bowl, you then break them
up and put them into a sandwich bag and freeze it.
And then you've got great little smoothie things ready to go.
It makes your smoothiess cold. See, I'm a step in
between there.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
I just put the whole banana.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, that's what my wife.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
And then just PLoP the whole thing out. But defrosting
it defeats the point you put the frozen ones in
so that it's cold.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah, but my wife doesn't use the banana for a
smoothie though.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
She uses them for cakes or if we've.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Got like oaves, if we've got like muffins, bananas that yeah,
muffins muffins, I mean bananas that have turned pugsn Okay,
she'll stick them straight in the freezer.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
There.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Tell you what I get my goat is cleaning out
the freezer. There's like when he bloody rottens in there.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
They've still got the skin on. Yeah, why I get
the skin on you? I know, but we've established that
you are batshit crazy. It's because you've got to peel
a frozen skin off.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Yeah, but that's why you defrost it.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, Okay, I understand. If she's using it to make
cakes or loaves or muffins.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
What about putting it in your porridge.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I've got me worried.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
You know that Porridges is nickname for his back door.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I plugged my arse.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Cold. Just you know what he says, shocking.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I've heard him. I've heard him. He says, getting all
this potassium in my asium, That's what he says. It's
really fucked Honestly.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
There is that theory eight that you because often you
shove things up there, you know, because it's the best
way to distribute whatever it is your system.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean faster.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yes, it would have worked with a banana.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Especially if if you lift it it's frozen and it'll
probably give you a stomach creamps.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
See.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I think that is how big the banana is too.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah. But also I don't know if you know, there's pugs.
But I don't have teeth in my ass, so my
digestive system where I eat it as part of the
digestive system, that part is missing from the shelving of
the banana.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
You know how cold makes your muscles contract?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Do you what does it? Though? It was the opposite?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
No, no, if you had.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Come on, man, if you had a frozen banana in
your back door, I do apologize. If you had a
frozen banana in your back door? Would that then contract
your back door and then you'd have some trouble getting
it out, And.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
We're we're talking peeled here in your back door. Huh,
So what was your question?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Would if you had a frozen banana, yes, and you
elected to backdoor it back door, it would the muscles
then contract and make it even just marginally more difficult
to remove it. Say you changed your mind and visited it.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Would be like like a snake eating a rat.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh you're like a bowel constructor.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah, it would just sort of squeeze it to death,
and then all the bits of banana would float around
and then the load around.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
In this little analogy you've got here, the snake is
lying on so is pugs lying on all just lying
flat on the ground, slowly unhinging its jaw on the
back end obviously, just slowly making its way.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
It just goes through the system and then just hinders it.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Have you got a hinge on your anus? Yes? Like
a cat door, is it? No, there's a lot of
going in and out. No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
It's set to go in and out. Yeah, any the
neighborhood cats can come and go yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
In your nurse. It's neighborhood. Get to my nurse.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Amen, Well you're shoving frozen bananas up there.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I mean, where does it stop?
Speaker 5 (06:08):
The whole Larky Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hurarchy, remember with the Warky Big Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Hey shall we move on to something more?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, more palatable pressing?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
What did you get up to today?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Jas I was tired today, man, Yeah, fucking tired. Seem
to say second tired. Ah, it just went no, just
be tired.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
But also, Jace, today's your last day. Then you're going
your massive vacation. Yeah, but to be fearing five days
because it's labor weekend, which is great.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
That is really and I'll be honest with your feeling.
I was very much looking forward to it, but then
we were looking to go away.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
But we've left it too late.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
So you're not going to do that now.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Well we might find some cheeky little place to stay.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
The better an option.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Nah, it's been booked with about that.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Sorry, sorry man, I really needed to get back.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
There are you doing your Broken Wood read through?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yes? Next week?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
So it's next week now?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Because it was classic Jason that when he finally gets
a day off Broken Wood hits them up and says,
we need to do a table read that day.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yes, yeah, yeah, well I didn't move it and I
found out why, which I won't get into.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
But now next.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Week's look and chuck it. So it'll be Butler, I'll
be grateful to have five days. I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah, that that episode of Broken Wood, because you said
it's heavily revolving around you, that episode, a lot of
it is. Yeah, so who dies in it? And who?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Can't tell you that? Key? I just so I know,
contractually I can't tell you that you're a little closer
to the microphone.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I'd rather stick a frozen banana up my ass than
tell you that.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Really, what if it doesn't leave this room? So you
just say, all right, so this episode's coming, old bleeper Jay,
old bleepers can you Yeah, pugs will bleep it. So
you just say upcoming season of broken Wood. Hello, my
name's Jason Hoyt, and the upcoming season of Broken Wood,
episode three, my character blah blah blah gets murdered by
(08:11):
blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
No, would you get fired for that? You get a
lot of shit for that. Yes, yeah right, you'd get
in a lot.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Have you ever in your years working experienced someone doing
someone like that something like that?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Well, you know, in all seriousness, and you guys will
find this, being the up and comers that you are,
they get very very I'm talking ads, I'm talking filming,
very very big on confidentiality and if you're spurting off stuff,
huh and letting people know about you know, if you
just did an audition and this was the part you
(08:47):
were going for and this was the storyline and blah
blah blah blah blah, you'd be in the shitter.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Yeah right, And it doesn't matter what not.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
For pug sound shitter.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
It's even a you're because you call it your shitter,
right ah. So it's and that's way more classy than that.
That's not just for like a TV show I've broken with.
It's for commercials and shit.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
And actually commercials especially.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Because it's like, oh man, I auditioned for the role
of blah blah eating a packet of chips for four seconds,
like no one actually gives a fuck. You know, it's
outside of the filming world.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
No, but I might say that and then someone that
works here might work and have their own chip brand
and go, oh, that's interesting. They're doing a campaign about chips.
Are I Can you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Competitors? Yes, I see because my wife, who works for
a supermarket chain in marketing, she'll often say, blah blah blah,
we're doing this, but don't tell anyone, And I'm like,
I'm not going to tell anyone that we're bringing out
a new cucumber or something like, I don't care. But
then she worries I'm gonna go on the big show
and we're so starved of good content. Yes that My
first thing is hey, guys, I've got something here, And
(09:52):
then I just hey, did you know there's a new
cucumber coming out? And by coming out, I don't mean
I pugs a shit.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I was gonna.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Say que camber the pass.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Well yeah, man, but you know, like, I'm really excited
to give it a go.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
You wouldn't want to get one of those spiky ones,
would you, Yeah, you know, like the old school them.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah, with a little sort of ridges.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
You might like that because you've got your telegraph cucumber
and then you've got your shorter, stumpier one.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Yeah, yeah, with a little the Persian ones as well,
which is slightly slightly shorter.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
You said they're perfect.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Huh, they say you said what you said I heard
was nothing like a Persian to get me. That is
what I heard. You say, what's that?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I hope?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
So I haven't heard about the Singi yet, so that
means she hasn't. I was having this discussion about how
you tell confidential things when you're obviously in a relationship.
So like my partner, for example, got told something in
confidence by somebody else and so then by proxy, it's like,
how big is the radius of like just telling.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
That very very small? Well, that's what I mean.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
But it's like, you know, everybody has a different sort
of radius of like I can I can trust this
person with my life in terms of telling them in
confidence or needing to process that with this person?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
What did you because you can tell us I can
tell you that, and then they I'm gonna bleep that really?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Okay? Well why you didn't say anything?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Man, I'm annoying?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yes, fine, man, I'm sorry, Jason, You're not annoying man.
Oh ship, sorry, man, I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Need to apologize.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
My constant or apologizing for pokeson know you one you Ken,
I haven't heard that name since high school. Hey, listen
to the Big Show four or seven week days. It's
good listening. Sure, and Jason, you have a great holiday mate.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Thanks mate.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Oh feel good?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Yeah no, I just dropped my gum see ye bye
For all your mad Bastards, Loving the Big Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Get Up Even Closer on Instagram YouTube and Tick Chop
for raw doggets four to seven every weekday on Radio
heard hac.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yeah man, hey fellows, Hi got a technical question for you,
and I want you to explain it to me and
Hoodie Jay terms not your game of boy chet terms.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
All right, all right, well you going the wrong way
about it?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
What's a widget?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
A widget is something that was heavily used, probably over
ten years ago. Have you just discovered them?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
It's just that when I turn my phone off and
then power up again, it says your widget is loading.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
So it's like a special on my computer. It's like
the widget bar is this annoying thing that pops up
on the side of the screen sometimes and it's really annoying.
And it was like a thing they brought in about
ten years ago.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Okay, so I've got a really old phone, then, well
you yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
A lot of new phones have widgets too, but it's
not very used.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Okay, Well, I don't use my widget that I'm aware of. Yeah,
do you guys use your widget? Do you use pugs?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I am using my widget as much as I can.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Apparently, it's an application or a component of an interface
that enables a user to perform a function or acts.
It's a service, so it's just a functional.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Hey, feelers, just another technical question here, what's an interface?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
An interface is when you have let's say you're eating
something like a banana, right, and you put.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
It into your phone.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Oh okay, yeah, good, yeah, I just needed to have
clarity on that.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
And the thing that you use to hold the banana
is called a widget. Okay, yeah, good stuff, that sucker.
And I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Eat bananas though, don't you know why not?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Sometimes they do?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Like oh okay, it's changed the tune a pugs, God, pugs,
can you clip this off?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
If I'm making a smoothie, I'll have a banana. I'm
not ainal like your wife and the sense.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
There don't say anal like my very anal with bananas.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
So we know plugs who breaks them into little bets
and then freezes there.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
That's not my wife being anal. Jakes, you've got this
thing against people being organized, and she when your bananas
get old and the fruit bowl, you then break them
up and put them into a sandwich bag and freeze it.
And then you've got great little smoothie things ready to go.
It makes your smoothiess cold. See, I'm a step in
between there.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
I just put the whole banana.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, that's what my wife.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
And then just PLoP the whole thing out. But defrosting
it defeats the point you put the frozen ones in
so that it's cold.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah, but my wife doesn't use the banana for a
smoothie though.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
She uses them for cakes or if we've.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Got like oaves, if we've got like muffins, bananas that yeah,
muffins muffins, I mean bananas that have turned pugsn Okay,
she'll stick them straight in the freezer.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
There.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Tell you what I get my goat is cleaning out
the freezer. There's like when he bloody rottens in there.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
They've still got the skin on. Yeah, why I get
the skin on you? I know, but we've established that
you are batshit crazy. It's because you've got to peel
a frozen skin off.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Yeah, but that's why you defrost it.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, Okay, I understand. If she's using it to make
cakes or loaves or muffins.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
What about putting it in your porridge.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I've got me worried.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
You know that Porridges is nickname for his back door.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I plugged my arse.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Cold. Just you know what he says, shocking.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I've heard him. I've heard him. He says, getting all
this potassium in my asium, That's what he says. It's
really fucked Honestly.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
There is that theory eight that you because often you
shove things up there, you know, because it's the best
way to distribute whatever it is your system.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean faster.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yes, it would have worked with a banana.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Especially if if you lift it it's frozen and it'll
probably give you a stomach creamps.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
See.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I think that is how big the banana is too.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah. But also I don't know if you know, there's pugs.
But I don't have teeth in my ass, so my
digestive system where I eat it as part of the
digestive system, that part is missing from the shelving of
the banana.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
You know how cold makes your muscles contract?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Do you what does it? Though? It was the opposite?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
No, no, if you had.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Come on, man, if you had a frozen banana in
your back door, I do apologize. If you had a
frozen banana in your back door? Would that then contract
your back door and then you'd have some trouble getting
it out, And.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
We're we're talking peeled here in your back door. Huh,
So what was your question?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Would if you had a frozen banana, yes, and you
elected to backdoor it back door, it would the muscles
then contract and make it even just marginally more difficult
to remove it. Say you changed your mind and visited it.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Would be like like a snake eating a rat.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh you're like a bowel constructor.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah, it would just sort of squeeze it to death,
and then all the bits of banana would float around
and then the load around.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
In this little analogy you've got here, the snake is
lying on so is pugs lying on all just lying
flat on the ground, slowly unhinging its jaw on the
back end obviously, just slowly making its way.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
It just goes through the system and then just hinders it.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Have you got a hinge on your anus? Yes? Like
a cat door, is it? No, there's a lot of
going in and out. No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
It's set to go in and out. Yeah, any the
neighborhood cats can come and go yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
In your nurse. It's neighborhood. Get to my nurse.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Amen, Well you're shoving frozen bananas up there.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I mean, where does it stop?
Speaker 5 (06:08):
The whole Larky Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hurarchy, remember with the Warky Big Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Hey shall we move on to something more?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, more palatable pressing?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
What did you get up to today?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Jas I was tired today, man, Yeah, fucking tired. Seem
to say second tired. Ah, it just went no, just
be tired.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
But also, Jace, today's your last day. Then you're going
your massive vacation. Yeah, but to be fearing five days
because it's labor weekend, which is great.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
That is really and I'll be honest with your feeling.
I was very much looking forward to it, but then
we were looking to go away.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
But we've left it too late.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
So you're not going to do that now.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Well we might find some cheeky little place to stay.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
The better an option.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Nah, it's been booked with about that.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Sorry, sorry man, I really needed to get back.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
There are you doing your Broken Wood read through?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yes? Next week?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
So it's next week now?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Because it was classic Jason that when he finally gets
a day off Broken Wood hits them up and says,
we need to do a table read that day.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yes, yeah, yeah, well I didn't move it and I
found out why, which I won't get into.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
But now next.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Week's look and chuck it. So it'll be Butler, I'll
be grateful to have five days. I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah, that that episode of Broken Wood, because you said
it's heavily revolving around you, that episode, a lot of
it is. Yeah, so who dies in it? And who?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Can't tell you that? Key? I just so I know,
contractually I can't tell you that you're a little closer
to the microphone.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I'd rather stick a frozen banana up my ass than
tell you that.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Really, what if it doesn't leave this room? So you
just say, all right, so this episode's coming, old bleeper Jay,
old bleepers can you Yeah, pugs will bleep it. So
you just say upcoming season of broken Wood. Hello, my
name's Jason Hoyt, and the upcoming season of Broken Wood,
episode three, my character blah blah blah gets murdered by
(08:11):
blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
No, would you get fired for that? You get a
lot of shit for that. Yes, yeah right, you'd get
in a lot.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Have you ever in your years working experienced someone doing
someone like that something like that?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Well, you know, in all seriousness, and you guys will
find this, being the up and comers that you are,
they get very very I'm talking ads, I'm talking filming,
very very big on confidentiality and if you're spurting off stuff,
huh and letting people know about you know, if you
just did an audition and this was the part you
(08:47):
were going for and this was the storyline and blah
blah blah blah blah, you'd be in the shitter.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Yeah right, And it doesn't matter what not.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
For pug sound shitter.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
It's even a you're because you call it your shitter,
right ah. So it's and that's way more classy than that.
That's not just for like a TV show I've broken with.
It's for commercials and shit.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
And actually commercials especially.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Because it's like, oh man, I auditioned for the role
of blah blah eating a packet of chips for four seconds,
like no one actually gives a fuck. You know, it's
outside of the filming world.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
No, but I might say that and then someone that
works here might work and have their own chip brand
and go, oh, that's interesting. They're doing a campaign about chips.
Are I Can you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Competitors? Yes, I see because my wife, who works for
a supermarket chain in marketing, she'll often say, blah blah blah,
we're doing this, but don't tell anyone, And I'm like,
I'm not going to tell anyone that we're bringing out
a new cucumber or something like, I don't care. But
then she worries I'm gonna go on the big show
and we're so starved of good content. Yes that My
first thing is hey, guys, I've got something here, And
(09:52):
then I just hey, did you know there's a new
cucumber coming out? And by coming out, I don't mean
I pugs a shit.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I was gonna.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Say que camber the pass.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Well yeah, man, but you know, like, I'm really excited
to give it a go.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
You wouldn't want to get one of those spiky ones,
would you, Yeah, you know, like the old school them.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah, with a little sort of ridges.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
You might like that because you've got your telegraph cucumber
and then you've got your shorter, stumpier one.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Yeah, yeah, with a little the Persian ones as well,
which is slightly slightly shorter.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
You said they're perfect.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Huh, they say you said what you said I heard
was nothing like a Persian to get me. That is
what I heard. You say, what's that?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I hope?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
So I haven't heard about the Singi yet, so that
means she hasn't. I was having this discussion about how
you tell confidential things when you're obviously in a relationship.
So like my partner, for example, got told something in
confidence by somebody else and so then by proxy, it's like,
how big is the radius of like just telling.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
That very very small? Well, that's what I mean.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
But it's like, you know, everybody has a different sort
of radius of like I can I can trust this
person with my life in terms of telling them in
confidence or needing to process that with this person?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
What did you because you can tell us I can
tell you that, and then they I'm gonna bleep that really?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Okay? Well why you didn't say anything?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Man, I'm annoying?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yes, fine, man, I'm sorry, Jason, You're not annoying man.
Oh ship, sorry, man, I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Need to apologize.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
My constant or apologizing for pokeson know you one you Ken,
I haven't heard that name since high school. Hey, listen
to the Big Show four or seven week days. It's
good listening. Sure, and Jason, you have a great holiday mate.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Thanks mate.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Oh feel good?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Yeah no, I just dropped my gum see ye bye
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