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Speaker 1 (00:01):
For all your mad bastards loving the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Podcast, get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube, and ticked
off for druggings for to seven every weekday on radio.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Man, I'm just saying directly behind you, the guy having
a vape outside, he's running the same vapor as I am.
He's the first guy I've seen running the same vapor
as me.
Speaker 5 (00:23):
We're a backbone.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
He's a massive backbone. I don't bring my vape to
work anymore, of course.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Fields.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
No, that's right. It's been a good change for you, man.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Bring it to golf tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yes, yes, well so literally just asking yes, I will kizy, yes,
especially if I'm having to suppress my rage.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Did you use your vape Sundy when you were playing golf.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Quite a lot?
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Yeah, but no, I'm trying to cut back on the
old vapor as well, because I was actually hitting my
lungs more than the Bloody Cities did.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah, so it's not good. I just nic read again.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
I think it's good that you've come out the other
side of this because you're sort of in this period
where you were celebrating. Yeah, it's good, but I have
been a vapist, and I know that it's ship siggies,
And you're.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Right as people say, it's like it's very convenient to
just wheeze away on.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
You literally could smoke a whole vape in here and
wouldn't set off anything.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
No, whereas ciggies.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
You know, you have to go outside and put the whole.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
And also people hate it. And also so you're actually
more likely to smoke less because people hate it and
you're like, I can't be bothered.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, and also it's not a sexy after you've made
love having a vape instead of a darry.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I can imagine you sort of like pounding away just
with the vape in your mouth and breathing heavily, excuseweak easy,
and it's the vapes out one side and you're just
bounding away vaping, and you're vaping.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
I can see it. Yeah, we can all see. It
has got a really low value for you.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Well, look I've got I've got to be honest with you.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
I'm you know, I'm slightly complimented by the fact that
you think I pound away.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
He's got to pound away.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I've never pounded away.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I have never pounded.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Away, pounding away with that, and you've got that head
off like a rabbit, and you've got a rabbit sort
of cotton tails, and you're really getting those hind legs, and.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
You got that. He turns and was kept round backwards
because he means business.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Man.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Pounding away is a horrendous team. It's I think pound
it's a standard. Yeah, what's wrong with pounding away?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Well, just.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
It's disgusting in what way though?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Well, it's just I don't want someone pounding away at me.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Oh you don't, and just.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
The con pounding away it's.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Like, to be honest, it was just a turn of
phrase that I chose to do.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
It's just to do. It's aggressive, it's full on.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
It can be.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I mean, I can.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Imagine pugs an pounding away, for example, but I don't
like to think about it.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
You can and you dose, you can and you do
not you can think think about it.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
If I think of any of you guys pounding away,
I immediately have a very very poor opinion of all
of you.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Can you picture me pounding away?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I don't want to, and I'm not going to.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Because I because then you have to. But weirly, the
partners aren't there. It's only it's only you. I'm just
a pounding away with a silhouette.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yeah, there's no the partners aren't there.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
What I've just sort of I'm looking up at you.
So I'm sort of p o V maybe a little
bit over the shoulder you.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Put yourself and Doggy and you're sort of looking back.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
No, I don't imagine you being as exotica as getting
into Doggy at any point, as doggie exoticas for you.
It is for me.
Speaker 7 (04:17):
Yeah, I've been pretty drunk to do that, even to
have the lights on his Oh yeah, but you're not
sorry Jase for saying that you pound away?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
What do you do?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I'm not going to tell you.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
If you want to my love making technique, do you
engage your circular hip?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Makes to say, don't you it was not pounding away?
What is it? I'm not telling you what it is, man, Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
What I'll do is I'm going to do like a tempo.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
You stop me? You stopped me?
Speaker 8 (04:53):
No, No, no, no, no, yes.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Jesus, those last two pumps.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Even there pumps its phrase it is.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I'm appalled by all of you. So's pegs and studio be.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Literally and loving it. He's filming this and loving it.
The whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hiarchy. Remember the Wacky Big Show podcast. If you
had to sort of watch one of us pounds no keysy.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
You get your opportunity in Fiji.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I have no interest in watching you guys pounds away.
I could not think of anything more horrendous.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Swingers Club come to Fiji.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
What do you lose this get up to today? You
don't care, man, I'm interested none of your minutes. In
one second.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I did a gaming podcast, yeah g baby, extreme gamers.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Yeah, check it out. You get your gaming podcast.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
And I took my trucky for a warrant. I had
it go flew through, always does, always does. But I
actually spend more time yacking to the mechanic and his
son Jack, who are family friends of ours.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
I'll go to a.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Family friend that's giving you the warrant.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
You don't worry about it, mate, No.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
The days of dodgy warrants. You can't.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Look.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
You've gotta be careful with this little truck. If you
could go up at flat and flames at any.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Stage, but as long as the breaks where.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
That always used to fund me off.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
What you know?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
You know, you've got to change your tires. It's like, really.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
On the tread, not thread, yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Thread on the tires. Well it's I guess you know,
because you've got to. You've got your whole family and
then you want to keep them safe, right, Yeah, that's
why not. So that's the thing that's what makes me go, oh,
ye're fair enough. But I guess you don't. Oh, you
don't think about stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Too, busy pounding away exactly, driving?
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Yeah, holy well, you going to change it up feelings?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
You know what I'm saying, isn't manuel as well? God,
what I just asked about that the transmission of your
car as manual, and you're picturing some sort of.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Weird Why why did you ask?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
If it was because you'd be pounding away and driving
and shifting gears. I thought that would be a lot
harder than Yeah. Yeah, what do you do today? What
did I do today? When my cousin turned out? He
turned out?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
He flew in from the Murca Marca, So hang out
with him for a little bit.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Has he been working there?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
No? No, his missus is American therein I think the
Carolina is somewhere, so been down there for three months
he's been there, but of course I visited a visitors visa,
so he had to get out on the three months.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Yes, he sends you to a foreign goo leg, if America.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Even a local goo leg. Yes, yes, but then he bailed.
He was initially going to stay the night, but then
he thought, well before this jet leg kicks, and why
didn't I drive to the Hawk's Bay. Good idea. So
he drove through the night. No, he landed this morning
and he was about midday or one, and then he
and then he drove off. Yeah, okay, so all things
going well, he's made it. Yeah, so nothing too excited, Hi, man,
(08:42):
and just work. I don't know, man, I'm just sort
of waiting for the next thing to come along. I
just need this bloody swingers club to turn up, to
be completely honest with you, how long have we got?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Got?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Like a month and a half some month?
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Yeah, five weeks? I think it's five weeks from this Friday?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Are we allowed to say that? Yeah? When it is
pug soon? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yeah, So you're good, I mean, m m, yeah, I'm
looking forward to it's gonna be good.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I found out because I was going to take my
own clubs over because I've got a luggage bag specifically
for that. Yeah, I got it for Christmas and it's
great because I got a crash shich all the time,
and I was just I will just take that, and
he New Zealand usually no issues, but I got a
Pug's got an email back saying he's gonna have to
measure it and tell us how much over this it is,
and then you have to pay extra, right, and blah
(09:27):
blah blah. Just give us the clubs, Just give us
the clubs.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I was just like, well, it's just a nice excuse
to use my cool bag. But now I'm just gonna
have to use the higher clubs man. So if I
ship the bed, that's my excuse. Yeah right, it's good
low clubs man.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Yeah, Well I'm actually excited about that because it will
be better than the ship ones I've got.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Well we might have to just to get used to them.
We might have to go to the driving range beforehand
and just pound away for a bit.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Yeah, sure you'd like that. My my opinion of you
during this podcast has dropped.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Matically do you.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Have a really quite a high opinion of me?
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Well, you know, I was talking yesterday about the how
sensibly you addressed but actually now I realize you're just
a filthy bastard, a merchant film.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Talking about pounding away all design not all the time.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I mean, gosh, as long as it doesn't go on
YouTube or anyway.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
That I've just sent my wife a video that's very controversial.
I'm just about to read your response.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I'm glad you send it to it. I think she'll
think it's funny. I think there's potential for that for sure.
We'll find out what's your gut feeling right now.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
She's she's pretty good with that sort of stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, like I was a better feed about the I
didn't cheat on my wife thing. My wife watched it
and thought.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
It was funny.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
It was just yeah, well they get to that point.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Listen to The Big Show four pm in the afternoon
till seven every weekday on Radio Hodki.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
You want to know what she said. She said, I
mean the fans love it. Laugh emoji. That's not a
year is very clearly is.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Yes, she loves it.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Man.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
No, she didn't love it, but she said the fans will.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
But she's laughed at it. She's not a man of
my show, which doesn't mean yeah, it sounds like it
used to be.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Well, I know, I know you're partner very well.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
I think that's a year. That's a diffinite years. Just
say it says that a year. X x sweetie,