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November 24, 2025 10 mins

On today's outro, Keyzie gets philosophical.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, respect, aren't we go?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah? We sure are four weeks to go until the.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
End of the year, guys.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Isn't that crazy?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Not the end of the year, at the end of
work for the year?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yes? Is it four weeks?

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Weeks? Was it literally today? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Well we've got an email from Kate saying exactly a
month today.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Well, she's exactly a month till Christmas, all right, but yeah,
we've got four weeks work left.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yes, it's the twenty fourth and November Jays, so in
a month it'll be Christmas Eve. Yeah, isn't that cute?

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Really looking forward to that? Actually, yes, just just Christmas.
Just fucking chilling, man, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
I've told you about this before.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
I have this fantasy often when I'm driving into.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Work of just with the three up? Is that the
three way? No, not that one?

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Their names again and it's a four way.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Oh right, I'll just keep on dragon, just head out
to the old coast there and then what.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
And what do you meet? I can swim, drive to
the coast point, we walk into the ocean. Not that
I need to swim.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
I just bathe, you know, I do a little dolphin
dives and just float.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Okay, Well the thing with that is, then what do
you do?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Fish? Read?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Eat right and the walk that night? You build a fire,
watch some move. I'm talking about the batch here, ah,
the bet.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Because I look at a day like this and I go, fun,
you'll be it's about high tide now, tore fream up.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
You feel you get sick of the beach after a while, though,
no I wouldn't really. But the longest you've been there
is like two days.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
No, not quite really, probably about ten days really, and
you loved it and it was bliss yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, yeah man.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
But anyway, but a fishing man, you'd be in your element.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
You'd be loving it.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
My wife did a terrible thing to me last night,
a terrible thing filth.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
No it wasn't film.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I don't mind a bit of filth.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
What did she do to you? Man?

Speaker 3 (02:23):
She booked this gig ages ago and said to me,
do you want to come? And I mean, I guess.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
So, sure, as you're trying to watch more things this year, right,
so you're still a prick about it, but you go yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Because you were merely one of her friends or one
of our friends there as well. And then I was like, oh,
it could be just a girl's night out.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Oh yeah, that's a good idea.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
And it was the jubilation choir fuck that at the
Hollywood Theater with a Nikamaha.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Was a woman from Fair Patrol Julia Dean.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah, Julia Dean.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
That sounds better now than what it did when you
said the name of it.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
But for the first half it was just the jubilation choir.
But so singing blues numbers and.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Blues as a choir, I know about that as a
blues guitar based well not.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
You know, sort of old slave songs and yeah, things
like that. Is that that's.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Where the blues come from. Pain in those words and.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
From the first note. When they all came out, guys
just loved it so much. I just went My wife
looked at me and just cracked up laughing.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
I was, see, this is the issue. Next, you're gonna
be like, no, I'm not saying yes to things anymore,
because that was ship. But the things you're saying yes to,
you know that they're going to be boring. I just
wasn't paying it.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
No, some of the some of the things I've gone
out to have been really good, but this wasn't one
of them.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
An all credit to the choir. They were fine, it's
just not your it's not my cup of tea.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
I ran into a couple of people that you work
with on your secret project on Friday night at the
Screen Awards, and we're chatting about you, Yes, chatting about
old Hoody j there and they were saying, what a
joy you had to have on set.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Come on, I'm perfectly nice and and how you like.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
I said, I'll do I'll do my hoodie Ja impression
if you like. And they said, there you go. And
I said, ask me a question and they said, like,
do you want a coffee?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
You know it? Oh my god, the idea of getting
a coffee.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, somebody doing something for you.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Okay. The whole ky Big Show week days from four
on Radio Hiarchy The Big Show Podcast.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
They did very well.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
I think of the awards well they did. Yeah, won
a couple of awards by all. Yep, yep, that was good,
good night, really good.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Do you ever worry about your reputation?

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Can I just can I just point out here, A
lot of the time I do it for people's amusement.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
I'm not doing a lot. You're trying to amuse people
a lot.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
I'm not having tantrums or anything like that.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
I'm just like, you're just a dark cloud.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yeah, I'm just a Today today I was shockingly bad.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Oh yeah, just for a change.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
I know this was next level bad and I was
just nothing to do with anyone fucking over it. And
but you know, again no tantrums.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
But in between.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Every take, I had to fight fiercely hard to keep
my patience because I was just like.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
You need to go on holidays, that's what you need.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
It depends what it was though, what was going on,
because oftentimes it can be it can be worth it.
But it's been a long time. Actually, that's what they said.
This person said, they complimented you and they said, you know,
you've been doing the glod's work. I think you know,
with all the work that you've had to do, you've
been carrying the carrying a load around here. And she
actually they actually said that was.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
I'm trying to think who this might be actually.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Said, no matter what, he always went up to you
old Jason will always went up here, so something will
be going on, you say, he always.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
I was like, and they.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Said a few things, and I said, we've got that
on our show. We've we've got a sting for that
on show. And there was like three things in a row.
It was Fern. Oh yes, he was talking to on
the makeup cheer. I've met her before.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
She was nice.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
And your other mate there, neil Na Na what's her name.
I'm blanket on her name. She's an educators Tracy. I
shouldn't tell me that.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
She was good.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
I enjoy with They're a big fan.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
I enjoy working with both of those people.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
How was the screen Awards? Because I got the email
with all of the awards. Oh yes, congratulations to all
of the award winners, and I had to scroll for
ten seconds to get to the bottom of the awards.
It was a lot fucking How I cannot. I showed
my wife. I was like, guess, guess how many awards
there are? Tell me when you think I'm going to
stop scrolling. She's okay now, And I kept scrolling for
like another five seconds. Yeah, it was fun, It was

(07:20):
really really good.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
That was a great vibe it was seated, and there
was food and purse the whole night you need.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
She was just installs and it was dry no.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Pass yeah until after which yeah yeah, and it was
an absolute debacle. Yeah, but this time was really good,
except weirdly they went for about half an hour forty
minutes and then stopped for a forty minute break so
that they could bring all the food, all the dinner out,
So that was a bit of a random unnecessary But
what was really good was that they do awards and clusters,

(07:50):
so they would announce it. The peers won't come up
and get the award, and then they'll go on no speech. Great,
So there's a certain amount of people that had no speeches. Yeah,
it was still, it was still.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
It was actually the leak was fine. That's good then, yeah,
because it's everyone spoke last year, everyone spoke after every war.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, it's too much.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
And that was when we were just sitting like in
a grandstand and I had a little prison presenting thing
to do, and then after that I was just like,
fucking hour, this is sober, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
And especially if you've got no pass. Yeah, and that
had a glass of wine because it was.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Tables and people are drinking. You go around and visit
people and go table hopping and have yarns to people
and all that year. So it was really good. That
was good times. Yes, did I know it was nominated?
So it would have been a shock to me if
I had.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
What if it was like Lifetime Achievement Award Mike Minogue.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah, that would have been good. Although Sam Neil got it,
which makes more sense.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Yeah, I could see why just on on the break there.
There was another joyous thing about last night was two
Parder and they had a half hour interval.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
You just stayed in your seats, sighing is shocking in
half an hour or so long. But just make sure
they get enough piss, Yes, enough pisse.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
And fucking hell me. The line was huge. I was like,
what the fuck what to get in? To get in?

Speaker 3 (09:05):
It was all the way down the street and my
wife and I drove past.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
We're like, oh, well, bit to go.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah, we tried.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
It's a park about ten miles away.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
There's like a I can't remember who it was, but
someone was. Basically, there are two types of people in
the world, the people that see the line or the
people that see the choir. So you see the line,
you go, it doesn't matter. I'm going to see this
great choir or there are people Okay, I'm guessing Jason,
probably you as well, Mike, and you just go, fuck that.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
I'm not waiting on that line, So cuting the line either.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
But like the example was that, say you've gone to
New York to the place that does the best bagels
in the world, and there's a big line. I'm not
knowing that for food exactly, well exactly, but you've flown
all the way to New York. You found the number
one place, and there's a bit of a line. That
might take an hour, but you'll get the best bagel
in the world an hour, no way. Yeah, see, I
would definitely wait for it.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
No bagels that good, kids, It's a fucking baby.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
It was just an example. Don It's a fucking bait.
I don't actually even like bagels that much. Exactly, sell
us an example.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
What kind of what kind of der brain stays in
line for an hour to have a bagel that I
don't even want.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
There are things that I would line up for for
an hour a percent, but bagel was just such a
bad example. There was a terrible example.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
They tend to be very dully and well once I
got on it, I don't know. I guess it's got
like cream cheese.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
No, I'd go cream cheese, Salmon lining up, lining up
for no fuck Man.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
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