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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok for for dogging for to SIVN
every weekday on radiocare. Yeah, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Yeah, you're having to be busy.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I noticed they that's right? Sure was what's going on?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
It was George's last day?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
George?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Who so Georgia? So we all meet up at lunchtime
and just sort of lunchtime?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
We all know?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Did we we all meet up? Did we did we
hear about that? Do you hear about to get invited
to it? I don't even know who George is. So
you've been keeping a few secrets. Number one, I've been
keeping George. George.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
You know George. She often goes by Georgia. Oh yeah,
often sorts out a lot of stuff for us. Yeah,
she's great, That's what I said to her. She's real.
Can stick your hands?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
So yeah, no, just just cuple of beers, Jace. Nothing
to worry about, mate, What did you find?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
How did you find those tens?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I didn't think there was anything to worry about. Cool?
Do you like those?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Because I played the top off? And if you say
the same thing that you've said ten times about these
fucking kids.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Can with the whole lid coming off, I'll be sure
that it would just rip your lips apart.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
It doesn't.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It's like they've thought about that. Yeah, they didn't release
it until they knew they were going to do that.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Are they rounded the edges correct? Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, that's good, but still though I take your point.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Hey, Mike Jase was late for the second day in
a row?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Was he?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
He shut up at twelve past three?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Twelve past three? Was it?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I'll tell you why, because, as you know, I'm getting
my bathroom done.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
They started today.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
There and wound the worker with your life.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Umm, no, no, but I do. I'll talk about it
in the show.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
But anyway, as I was leaving today literally is I
was walking up the door, the electrician turned.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Up and I was like, ah, and so then I
show you naked?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Were you No?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I was going to work.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
So I was joyious, and I was in a bit
of a hurry because I was already running a bit late.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
And then he took me.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I took him into the bathroom where the other guy
was working, and he was like, so, what are you wanting?
Where is it going what's going on? And I was saying, oh,
I probably made some poor decisions because.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
The fan was going yes, so do you say directly
above the shower?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Great.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
But it was also the lights. You know, how many
lights do you want because.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
There's only a very small little on sweet and wed
one well too, she'ld do it or too? Where do
you want them? Where do you want your heat rail?
All that sort of stuff. But at the same time
that was going on, my dog was down at the
fence line going absolutely batshit crazy at the neighbour's dog
and it gets quite vicious. It gets very kind of
if she gets over the fence, she's going to kill
(02:55):
their dog. So I'm talking to this guy going crazy.
I SAIDs hold on a second, mate, I've just got
to go down and get my dog inside. So it
was a bit stressful leaving.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
It occurs to it's occurred to me that you're the
worst neighbor on the street and everybody hates you. No,
I because because of the dog. You know what I mean?
I would honestly if I was living by you, I
would fucking hate your guts because of that dog barking
and ship man, I would be fucking fuming.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Let me just let me just say that. I they've
got two little yuppy dogs. Sure, and it's them that bark.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
They started it.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
She They bark their asses off, and she goes down
and just barks back at them.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
She never actually question.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
She finishes it.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Well, this was happening. What was the duck doing?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
The duck was hiding in the bushes. I couldn't find
the duck today, but it was. Yeah, it was just
one of those things. And then it was as I
was driving away, I was like, oh, fuck, do we
really want the lights there?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
And no one cares about lights?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Lights?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
As you put them in the middle of the ceiling?
Did you put them?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I just put them sort of bang bang, yeah, in
the middle because there's a little crowdor and then but anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I tell you what got the heat wreck on the
roof the Yeah, just on the roof Jesus.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
When they pull all that ship out and she's pretty.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Who knows who knows what you said in that room, Jason, exactly.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
What My wife will get home and he'll be doing
all that and she'll be going, why the fuck are
you putting it there?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Tell me you wanted it in the shower.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I tell you what, man, I tell you what. When
they wrapped all the jib and shipped out.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Just the framing, yeah, it was like, fuck now.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Better rop there, mate.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
And I was like, around it.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Have you ever had a fan in your bathroom?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Not that one.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Yeah, so there's a bit of it'll be damp around there.
Do they replace the wood?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
They got he They're just wrapping it out, you know,
and they're going to frame it to frame it.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yeah, And that's what they did in mind too, because
alisdon have a fan that was built in the sixties
and it was wet and they pulled all the jib
off and they were like, we're just going to redo everything.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, that's basically what they're seeing with ours.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
It's pretty common.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeah, ching ching ching ching. But you know, ultimately though,
she's going to look great.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Once it's all lined up, once you got the liner.
And their brother, well, that's the last to go in,
is it? Is it? Black and white? Square is like
a chessboard, No, like a scrabble.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
We did look at that and I said to my wife.
We both went, no's no way we're fucking doing that.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I know that.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
If I if I showed you what we chose. I
would just be given so much ship.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Can you take a.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Photover when it's finished?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Where's your ship? Where's your ship?
Speaker 4 (05:39):
That's what I was gonna ask, where's your cowboys?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Shiit?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I was fully.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Hand on heart, fully prepared to wear it. Unfortunately it
was way too small. I couldn't even do it up.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I am devastated about that because the photo was quite
was great because I tell you what, if you walked
in here looking like Woody from fucking Toy Story, it
would have been a field day.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah. I was actually looking forward to wearing it. But yeah,
unfortunately when I.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Looked at it and I went, there's no way that's
going to fit me, and I couldn't actually do it up.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Was she was serious when she bought that?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah? But having having said that, was she like.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
My husband looked cool in this.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
It's something like it's almost a narcissism, isn't it, Where
you're like, it's like when someone's a feeder, but instead
of you know how people feed up their partner to
make them huge, instead that you dress them weird. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah, having said.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
That and her defense two of my favorite shirts, which
both of which I thought when I first looked at them,
they're fucking whack. I'm not wearing that. That's ridiculous. Ended
up being my favorite shirt. Yes, but that one was
a step too far. Even she acknowledged that it's probably
a step too far.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Worth a shot though, right, and cost three bucks or something.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah, And I said to my daughter, what do you reckon?
Do you reckon I should wear this?
Speaker 4 (06:52):
And she was just like, no, the whole Hucky bich
shirt wee days from four on Radio Hururarchy.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I had a disastrous shopping encounter off Instagram. Another one
I like, so you got remember what the other thing was? Yeah,
I bought. I bought some T shirts. It's always serving
me up T shirts, so I bought something. They look good, God,
they look good. I looked at the sizing though, and
I was like, I don't know, that looks a little
bit small. So when extra large extra large I turned out,
(07:27):
they turned out it looked like an Australian site. You
know what I mean. They're quite good at doing that.
Skin tight and absolutely skin tight directly from China, all
the China baggage on it, and China probably an extra
large in New Zealand not completely.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
When it comes to.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Sizing, I literally wouldn't have a fucking clue because you
go I always go medium, and then it's like really tight,
and sometimes medium is quite massive.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
It's like, I don't know, fucking.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
They don't know. It's ridiculous. It's the shambles. I'd agree
with you there. I'd agree with you there. I always
look at the sizing guide. But I was let down badly. Yeah,
you get you're going to You're going to return it's
of course I'm going to return it to China. I'm not.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
No, it's too much.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
But this is the the post office and everything. The
beauty of shopping with my wife is that if she
buys a shocker, it cost.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
You two backs, what will you do.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
She's actually brought me five other ships, some of which
are a bit out there.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
So will she now turn that into like a little
stuffed bunny.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
No, I think she'll wear it yourself.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
She will look at it.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
And she actually said to me, I actually think I
actually think this is maybe a woman's top.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
It was, but yeah, I think it could go either way.
I don't think it should be worn by any human
like a scarecrow.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
It was pretty you know who I thought would look
good in that that pattern and that color.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Pugsn.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Pug Son can wear anything, though, because he's like real
Aukland vibes.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Well, I think he's got this disheveled chic thinger. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
elegantly disheveled.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Sorry, just just rolled out of bed after making love
kind of vibe.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yeah, you've just been ringing one out.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Which which he probably has knowing that sex machine.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
There's one thing Pugsn is all about, and that's ringing
one out.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, thank you, ding ding ding.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
He's actually upset because someone described his look as elegantly disheveled.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yes, that's a good that's a compliment.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I also said to him, he's a nice here cut,
and the guy said, you look like you cut your
own here.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Is that what the guy said to him? Yes, I
like pug Son's here.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Pug Sons here is fucking awesome. But I think it's
a good example of someone not being able to take
a compliment.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
I also think it's a example of a guy with
saying weird stuff. Yeah the other guy. It's funny because.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
I was talking to pug Sound and saying how much
I liked his here while at the same time he
was massively dissing keys He's here, okay, right, And I
was like, Pug sound come.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
On man, actually, what was it? Aggs bangs a girl Today?
I was complimenting my hat and co Yeah, I like
the way it covers party were hit and I was like,
I had to say, actually, Pugsung game in his hat.
There's a cool head. And I think your Pugsung gave
(10:38):
it to you.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Really you think she was trying to get in your pants?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
And then I was do you guys get much of that?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
What?
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Girls?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Fans?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Fans you know, like, yeah, big fans.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Why do you know? Never I had somebody say that
they like the cut of my jib when I went
to that play did that? But unfortunately I think I
know who it was, So I found out from the person.
Someone was like, oh, who was this pit of such
and such? Yeah, which was me, But I think I
know who the person was, right, And she'd had a
(11:17):
few wines, yeah, And she turned around and she was
talking to the people behind her about cross leasing and
property stuff. Right, So boring is yeah, a real punish,
but she was sort of like, oh, mate, putting her
old stink eye on me, she was.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Jase understandable, would me on her? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
What wig were you wearing? I was wearing my game outwig, Yeah,
which has got a side part.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
And it's like jet black. It's so black.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
It's sort of like what my hair look like when
I was twenty two, twenty three. Better groomed. Yeah, better groomed.
Because the wig you wear when you do the show,
it's like your rock and roll Well, it's my daily
it's my every day it's not my favorite pair of jeans. Wig.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
It's like, yeah, it's like your everyday hair hat.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yes, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Keezy has all his little PEPs and stuff.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Yeah, I have hats that I wear occasionally. Ja, what
you wear the same hat for like six months Straight's
longer than that, man you bring it in its covered
and duct shit.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Still I'm still covered. I'm still gutted.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
That I lost for the one that I had given
to me in the last the last.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Do you lose it?
Speaker 4 (12:32):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
I think I left it on the seat, so you
lost it instead of what broken wood?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Is it out?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Now?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Well, it's not out. I don't mean it's been.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
It's filming, but people are ware that it's coming back
probably or did you just break and bargo?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Probably?
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Well, you have to beat that, Pugs.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
That was it.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Twelve minutes he's shagging his head. Jason is getting the.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Sack to the weekend.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Fell Yes, I am very busy weekend, Mogi disaster.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Can I tell you about the disaster that I've got
on the radio?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
On the radio, tell us about you on the radio.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yeah, actually that will work.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Yeah, yeah, alright, hey, listen to the radio show by
the way, fort or seven every week down Radio Hodark.
It's called the Big Show and you will love it.