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September 4, 2025 10 mins

On today's poddy, that bar must make a fair bit of coin.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
Get up even Closer.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
On Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok for for dogging four to
seven every weekday on Radioca. Yeh man.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yeah, I was saying to keyes Emogi just before, and
I'm and I'm really stoked about it. I did two
outdoor activities today and on both occasions I got a
sweat on right and I was like, and I was
thinking to myself, it has been a fucking age since
I've had a sweat.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
It's a changing of the season feelings.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Isn't that great?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
And I was good.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I was driving in today just looking at this beautiful
sunny day and going springers here, boys.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
And that's that's filled me with a bit of joy.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
De Vive just quickly is before we started the part
of you into say something and then you said, I
don't worry it's boring.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Because I was already asked you this. That was that
was exciting part. Oh wow, I do.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
All I'm saying is I feel a definite change and
it's a great thing.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Okay, Jim to get freezing cold again?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah probably, yeah, but just for today, just for tonight.
How it's stoked it's in a really good mood.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
What are your activities are you're doing.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Golf and gardening? Are we going to have this all
of my arms now?

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Fair enough?

Speaker 6 (01:27):
Gives a little bit of flavor, MOI? Yeah, question go on,
have you ever seen Jason with that ship? Look, I'm
not going at noticing what people are wearing. Yeah, so
Jason's for me, it feels like a no.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
Brown shirt with like these little red and white little
flag things on it all over it. Pugs and I
both have never seen and wear it. He's like, I
wear it all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
I've had a certainly not all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
Can I just say, why do you get so like
like it's just a nice I comlimented on your new shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
And then you're like, always wear this ship casy, It's like,
why I do it?

Speaker 4 (02:00):
I do not like coming people put spice on retailing gas.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Can I Can I just say I genuinely had this
shoot for about five years, and as I said to you, Kizy,
I haven't worn it for ages.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
So that's probably why you feel like But.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
The question I was going to ask you, because I'm
a doodler and all I do is sign my signature,
I think I've asked you this.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Do you guys do that?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Do you practice your signature?

Speaker 2 (02:26):
No? No, good, mine's shocking, now mine's shit. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
What I find is when I go to having said that,
I haven't been to a bank for a long time,
but I used to get to a bank and have
an anxiety attack, and that would affect my signature because
I'd be going, oh my god, it looks nothing like
my signature.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
I don't give a shit.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Well they don't really. How long was it? How long
has it been since you fellas have been to a bank?

Speaker 5 (02:51):
A great question that this is. This is almost like
the first thing after for chat.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
To be honest. Yeah, I think the last time I.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
Went into a bank was to sign papers for a
new credit card, because you have to do it in store.

Speaker 7 (03:04):
Mine was probably to go up and go and pick
up my wallet that i'd lost somewhere and somebody had
handled into the bank there every other day.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
I haven't been there in a bank for years, Yeah,
because I was looking at the euro and stuff.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
At you do that at the bank, Well.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah, I was getting some change day over, just preliminary.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
It's funny should say that because you can't do that
at the bank anymore.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah, so I found out.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
So you go there with euros?

Speaker 3 (03:30):
No where I was trying to change it to euros
when my strip of money, So.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
Jason, seriously, without spending a yarn of having a strip
of money and changing it to euro why are you buying.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Euro because of my trip to Europe?

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Oh for next year?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah? Yeah, you guys got me.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
The itery and you've decided that now is the best
time to buy. You've looked at the rates and look.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
I like to do everything and have plenty of time keysing, right, Okay,
I like one of those people that turns out four
hours early to the airport.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
Yeah right, all right, because I don't want to be rushing,
and yet we have a five minute promo meeting and
you're rushing everyone.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Yeah, well promo meeting is a different thing for me.
I'm not a big fan.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
Would you love to have a job like being a
cheesemaker or like a wine maker? We just have to
fuck around for ages and just wait for it.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
True story. There's mogi here we go.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
I was telling Keysy on the way to the car
after commenting on how busy the bar was on the
corner there.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
And he said, do you realize how often you've mentioned that?

Speaker 3 (04:31):
And I said, I'm just curious about service at the
service industry.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Keys that bar must do well.

Speaker 7 (04:37):
Yeah, once a week we're going to have standard ship.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah, I think what would mind be? Then he needs
to sort your shut What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (04:52):
This is how you do it?

Speaker 3 (04:53):
He said, I feel like you say that quite a lot,
but no, that's not my point of my story.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
Show week days from four on Radio Hurdarkym The Warky
Big Show Podcast.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
I said, you know, there was this place up talking
about doing other stuff up in Russell that was like
this beautiful little I don't even know how, like a
bolt hole in the middle of Russell and it was
a coffee place and I had a little courtyard and
it was thriving. People were having a great time. The
guy behind the counner seemed like a good basket and
we were there for a while. We got to know

(05:28):
him quite well and just loving it. And I said,
I wouldn't mind doing something like that. Kitty and Keyesy
was like, not much of a profit line, and I
said what was.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
I didn't say profit line? Said profit line. I said,
it'd be hard to turn a profit.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Turn to profit, And I was like, well, that's not
the point of what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Running a business romantic.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
It's a style kind of scenario.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
In that case, your freehold. You're doing it for the lifestyle.
You don't need some turn of profit because as soon
as you do.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
There's this romantic idea.

Speaker 7 (05:58):
But really what it is is you sitting in the
back room, sweating over mounting piles of bills and wondering
how you're going to meet the wages this week.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yeah, yeah, well this is the thing. You won't have wages,
only yourself, me and my wife indors. But you're right,
there wouldn't be much profit, I don't think. But you
are in a situation like where he was perfect prime location.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
He was busy every day and it wasn't even summer.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
I don't know, man, I don't believe it. I don't
think he would. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
But anyway, that was my little business fantasy.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
You should do it. Don't stop yet.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
What about your brothel fantasy.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
I don't want to talk about the w just between
us and the fellows and like a beautiful spot up north,
but me and my wife friend, Yeah, she'd be the
muscle yeah, i'd.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Be on the door.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yes, and she could be Oh no, I'm not going
to say that she fucking hell, man, can you stop
putting my wife in these positions?

Speaker 5 (06:58):
Keeps you start talking about Mowgie's wife more scott Free
and she's up to some weird.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
She's dodgy is yeah, man, I've still.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
Got the situation where my wife's manager listens to the show.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Oh yeah, that's right.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
So like anytime it's like, oh, Keezy's wife's a bit
of an odd fish.

Speaker 7 (07:20):
Yeah, I agree, Yeah, I agree about that, And that's
weird if people are then talking to her about yeah,
you know, like.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Is she an odd fish?

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Same. I've got three or four people that my wife
works with that listen to That's why.

Speaker 7 (07:34):
That's why I've never used my wife's name, and that's
why my mom's name is what's my mom's name, mad?

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Mad?

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, to create a character around it.

Speaker 5 (07:41):
That's why my mom and dad's name, and mon and
Donna's Yeah, they love it though, yes, like, oh I've
he's famous.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Tell them mod and Donna.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
I'm like yeah, And my wife often says to me
because she has no idea what they're talking about, because
she only listens for about twenty minutes on the.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Way home from work. That'd be the exting to here
listening to me.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
She might occasionally dally with one of our videos and
she'll go, I don't get it.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Yeah, but she's a bit of a goose though.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Yeah, I want to tell her you was like that,
whatever it happened to me, I'm going to tell her
you said that, guys, you're in trouble.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
Messaged on Instagram by a random person and was just like, hey,
can you do.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
A favor for a made of mind? Blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
He keeps saying my wife, and he keeps saying screwdriver,
screwdriver whatever that means.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
That was from tool chair, screw driver, screwdriver, screwdriver.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
That's two years ago and the guy still screw can't
even imagine what situation you'd use that quite a few
while you're like working on some ship.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
What did he what did he want you to do?

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (08:48):
No, it's the top secret thing.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Okay, cool?

Speaker 1 (08:50):
I was that a guy thing?

Speaker 4 (08:52):
What do you mean as it a guy thing?

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Just on the side?

Speaker 4 (08:55):
Yeah, yeah, it's basically no, I'm not because're gonna cup
it off and use that podcast. But on the radio show.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
To the front, keesy, bloody Nora, there was a shocker, Jays,
bloody hell, there was a shocker from you, man.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
I think that's the worst one you've ever done.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Becker as well.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
Oh my god, Keys is filling up. A female will
pass the window and Jason was just all over it.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
But it is you see, I tell you that's the
other I know what.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Nothing is protecting something there.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
No, No, I'm all good.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Sure, we've still had like five minutes to fill.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
No, we haven't damn tried to trick you into.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
And I don't like the fact that this bush is
over is encroaching on my computer.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
It's it's growing over my computer.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Just the gender podcast today, man, really going.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Keezy played a bit to me, and those fuckers are
going to get it on here.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
I tell you what.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
We'll give them a serve.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Jason.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
We'll back you up, brother, Yeah, yeah, sure you will.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Hey, listen to the Big Show four or seven weekdays
on radio Hadaki.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
It's really good you're listening.

Speaker 6 (10:11):
M hm.
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