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June 18, 2024 11 mins

On today's show, we talk about being soul-sucked by our phones, and being rock hard in a relationship.

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
Thanks mate, Thanks mate. What we were just discussing was
we were doing some filming today for Radio Hodarchy, and
Pugs were saying that he loved it, he loved the experience,
and he loved being on set, and that he would
quite happily sit in a chair waiting and be on
his phone. And I was saying, how I loathe and

(00:36):
hate myself when I'm sitting around looking absentmindedly and deer
brainy like at my phone, and I feel my solving
sucked into a dark vacuum of irrelevance.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Being absent minded, massively underrated. I mean, it's so much fun.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
I'm absent minded of by nature. I don't need a
phone to make me more absent minded.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Right, Okay, I think sometimes absent mindedness is good.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, I got enough ship to worry about on his plate.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Man, So as I was.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Saying, I at home, will will find myself doing that
and go, no, no, I'm not doing that. And then
what do you do that, then I go off my
phone and my wife will be on her phone, so
I'll give her a ship yeah, exactly, you know what
I mean. And here's the weird thing this is this
is this is true, and it's sad is that I'm

(01:37):
you guys will find this hard to believe.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
I don't think I will.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
But I can be a ship steer.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Sometimes you're a ship steer all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
And and I so I'll say to my wife while
she's on the phone, okay, on your phone, are you darling?

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Then she'll go yes, yeah, And I'll say what's on
the interweb? Anything interesting? Yeah? And you're going not really,
And I go, yeah, so pointless, isn't.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
It so pointless? What you're doing right now is pointless?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
You know what I mean? Do you ever find your
soul being sucked out, darling when you're just no, not really,
There's some things I'm interested in. But what I'm trying
to say is I will ship stir, but then it'll
actually end up being quite antagonistic.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Absolutely, you know, inherently antagon the.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Get go yeah, and and then it'll be like, I
only mean it as jokes. It's just jokes. Jokes.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
She's obviously she she's patient.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Patient.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Does she like it when you ship stir secretly?

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Though?

Speaker 2 (02:47):
It depends what it is, it depends, And she's very
even tempered. Sometimes I'll get it wrong. I know you
guys find that hard to believe.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
How about going for it. I'll tell you when I
think something's hard to believe her? Right, because off with that?

Speaker 2 (03:07):
But yeah, no, I sometimes she will, she will give
me a little.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
I would love to see that, especially after having met
your wife and seeing how lovely she is.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Very really will she do that? But occasionally I'll overstep
the mark and then I'll backpedal and shine sort of
suck up to her and it's just not going to happen.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
VTS Yeah, yeah, was it was it on here that
man I was talking about someone in the relationship is
the rock and someone's the balloon.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Wasn't that?

Speaker 4 (03:40):
I don't think it was on this podcast? So it
was an on this podcast. He wasn't here yesterday, not
this podcast but our show.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Right.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
So he's talking about how like in every relationship, one
person is the rock, yes, and the other person is
the balloon tied to the rock, yes, and without the rock,
the balloon would have float away and be amazing and
stew and eventually just disappear, whereas the rock keeps them
all grounded. Yes, and you know what I mean. And
I think it's quite a good analogy.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
That's a great analogy.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
I would say in that regards, I don't think I
need to tell you who's the rock and who's the balloon?

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Balloon? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm bobbing all over the place exactly.
And your wife keeps you grounded, yes, she does. Yeah,
And so I think I'm even the balloon in our relation.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh, I don't know when your wife calls me, oh Jay.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
It's just Keezy's been a real rock today, Jesse. Yeah,
heavier than usual.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah, burden on that I've had to carry on my
shapely shoulders.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Man Iah was like, Noah, you're a mass of balloon
because I wasn't sure. He's like, no, you're a balloon, definitely,
hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah, there's no question in our relationship. I am the balloon.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
I can't even think of what I would be.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
I would say, you are the rock.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
I can't be you're pretty.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
You're pretty. I mean I can be rock too, but
that's another context. Ah, Oh see, I annoyed myself by
saying that it annoys me.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
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Speaker 4 (05:14):
But not all relationships have a rock in a balloon.
So it could be two rocks, could be a couple
of balloons both floating away together.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
That looks like a balloon.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
And they also, you know, opposites. Actually, I was gonna
say opposites to track My wife and I an opposites.
We're very very similar.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
People, that's right. The reason this conversation came about is
because while we're in Balley, there was this other couple
on this boat and uh, they were from South Africa.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
South Africa. You do it on the South African accent?

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Could you replicate the conversation we are from, Joe Big,
where are you guys from? That's racist?

Speaker 2 (05:48):
And I was.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
So I was talking to him and I was like,
so what do you do for a crust.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
So?

Speaker 4 (05:54):
What do you do for a crust man? He was like, oh,
I oversee logistics for a blastics factory. And I was like,
you're cool. And then I was what do you do
to his partner? And she's like, I'm an I'm a Ela.
I'm Ela a healer. She's a spiritual healer.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
I think you mean like somebody who goes and heels.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
N So she's she is a spiritual healer who does
yoga and stuff. And he is a logistics manager for
a plastics company. And they're on holiday together and they
were great, but like everywhere we went, she didn't want
to take any photos. No, it's in there, and she
would always tap her half. Are we just saying kiled
irridibly down?

Speaker 3 (06:31):
No, that's a kid.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Think I'm massively into that.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Thank you, Pugsy, Come on, man.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
So she tapped hard, and I know it's all up here.
This is all I Needed's in there. That's really nice,
I mean, but yeah, she'd be like that, and really
and then he in the background will be taking photos. Yeah,
leave the photos to him. Yeah. And also he would
have been making the money so that the rock in
the balloon could have gone on holiday. He looked rich.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
I'm with her on that though, that's right. I hate
when people have these special moments, or they go overseas
and it's extraordinary and beautiful and they never get off
their phones one they just do photo photo, photo, photo,
live the moment, for God's sake, for.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Me, I sort of adopted a rule that I don't
strictly adhere to, but obviously I like to go to
gigs and things like like music or whatever or whenever.
Even when I went on the cruise and.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Stuff Japan was that the Swingers cruise.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Yes, the Swingers cruise. But in Japan I went a
bit bananas. But I would sort of go, all right, whatever,
if I'm looking at like a concert, for example, I'll
get I'll try and get one or two videos that
I would show somebody or share and that's it and.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Then put it away.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Because did you never put yours away?

Speaker 4 (07:51):
It's always out. And because like we're looking at going
to Vietnam now at New Year's Oh nice for sam
my wife, Jason, you could.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Leave for some timber.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
This is a New Year's Yeah I'm talking, Yeah, I know,
but yeah, so New Year's right, We're going to Vietnam,
my wife and I. That's in the planning stages. And
there's this one place in Hanoi where there's like a
really narrow street with a train line going through it
and all these cafes along it. And then when the
train comes after move this shit in because the train
comes through. They're so real famous Instagram spot, and so

(08:23):
it's a place where I want to go and see.
But every single video I've seen of people there, they've
got their backs to the train and they're drinking a
coffee while someone takes a photo of them. So they
can't at all enjoy the ridiculousness of the situation because
I've got them back to it and they're smiling and
posing the whole time.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Sideboob.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Yeah there was a bitter one stage. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sweet,
But you know what I mean, Like, why don't you
just like there's enough photos of every of that and
videos of that online, why don't you just like enjoy it? Man,
it's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
And if you side you could see the train and
have the sidebook.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
Yeah yeah, see that's that's smart right there from bugs.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
And I followed that role.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Well don't you follow side boob on Insta? What side
boob it's you were telling us off here before that
you can there's a site called side.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
Boob hashtag sidebook following side boob hashtag sideboob, So whenever
someone posts side boob hashtags, it'll get served to ye pipe.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Getting a lot of you on there.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah, well you know, I've got a pretty impressive side boob.
I've got pretty impressive boobs around fellas. But let's not
get into my anatomy. I mean, Pugs.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Yeah, stay strong, Pugs. I'm trying.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
We're all trying, Pugs. We're all trying.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
Mateh where's Mike He'll be back Friday, whatever, edmin, just
get the admin out the way. They also make sure
you listen to the hurducky Big Show for Will seven
every weekday. Hey guys, if you want to guys, if.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
You're going to be sitting on your phone or bloody
damon as well.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
You've got to embrace the phone jays. There's so much
cool shut on there. Man, I gotta put you on.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
Well, it's like Pugs had a cool meme today about
someone googling dust that actually was sounds so sick when
you and I couldn't you can't even describe, but it
was very funny.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Sounds great.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Oh you would have loved it, Jess.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
I'm gonna can you show me after the podcast.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Yeah, I'll show you the cyboob thing too.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
Actually, just quickly, can I plug something real quick? Here
we go, ah, doing a comedy show on Thursday.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Are you in Auckland, man?

Speaker 4 (10:41):
If you want to get a ticket, I think there's
a few remaining, but just go to my Instagram story
and I'll chuck a thing up there. I would actually
love to go, Chris ken z ed you should, it'd
be cool. How much of tickets, I don't know. That
sounds out of my price roads. Yeah, but go along
and I'll see you there. Good stuff, keezy stuff fellows.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Thanks for that, cheers, thanks mate, thank you.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Okay ok
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