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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
Get Up Even Closer.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
On Instagram, YouTube and tik tok for for doggers.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
For to sit every weekday on radio. Heard care, Get
a Feelings?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Get Now?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
How are we going?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
We are good? Pretty good, man, really sunny day to
day everywhere in the country today. It's beautiful outside this window.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
All around this great country of ours.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Apparently it's a glorious Yeah. I just had a mate
text me from Chitch. Yeah, that's a beautiful day.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
She's lovely down here. I'll see you guys talk on
the radio. And it is beautiful right across this great
nation of ours.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
And Christ was his name that texts you, Andy, Andy,
it is actually pretty good.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Quite nice. Yeah, you know what I mean, Now, fellers nice,
you're with me.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I don't want to go on about this.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
But I'm having a real parking nightmare at the moment.
And you know how that shit bugs a shit out
of me.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Right, it's been bugging me.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
I haven't other ages, good reminder, so you still when
you swipe your car?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
So this is what happened, right?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Can you tell us I I've.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Got a part of my contract.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Does I get a car park. I'm very blessed and
I'm grateful for that.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
So yesterday going to the car park and I swiped
my card there Fellers, and the machine says to me,
ticket has expired.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
What does the machine sound like?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
It's just weird, it doesn't vocalize it. Yeah, ticket has expired.
So I go into the other sort of slot, thinking,
shat its pants, do the same thing, ticket has expired?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
A ticket exploit.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
And so I'm sitting in the car and the first
thing I do is go, if I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Have a fucking ticket, I've got a fucking car.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah. That's about the right amount of wick to have
for a situation like that.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
So anyway, I go on the intercom.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Eventually a dude answers some bastard, and I go, you
get it, mate, look at telling me my ticket has expired.
First and foremost, I don't have a ticket. I have
a card for Enz and me, so I don't even
know what's happening.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
And he said I don't know. And I said, well,
can you just look up my.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Card as my card expired?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
And he said I just do. The intercom made I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Wait, so because usually they say, oh, what's the number
on your card. There and you out and okay, cool,
you can go.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
This guy is very unhelpful, so anyone, I say, though,
just throw it to interrupt.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
But we've got a few minutes to here. He just
does the intercom. What does that mean? He just answers
people and tells people he doesn't know what to do.
But his job is to talk to the people who
are asking questions and just tell them that he doesn't know.
Thank you, Maggie, I think exactly all right.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
So I IF and Jeff a little bit, and actually
I said, oh, for fuck's sake, oh wow, And he said,
just grab a ticket and I said, yo, well what
do I do when I go out?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
And he says, we'll pay for it? And I said
I shouldn't pay for it?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
For it, yes, And so so I went and Efan
and Jeff and then I had a bit of a
situation and had to go home yesterday and driving out
and I couldn't be fucked so I paid it. I
was in the car park for thirty minutes, sixteen bucks.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
It's a rip off.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
So anyway, I text.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I email this woman Joe, who's in charge of that stuff.
It ends in me and I told her what happened.
She said, I've never heard of that. Let me try
and find out what happened.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
It's a strange encounter of the Hoyt kind, it was.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
And so she goes and she said, they're not getting
back to me. She gets back to me today and goes,
they have no idea what happened. They don't understand what happened.
So they've started your card again. It should all be fine, right,
I guess. So I come in today without a word
of a lie. I put my card up to the machine.
(03:49):
What does the machine say, mogi?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I wouldn't even Hopefully it's something new, not your card
has expired.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I hopefully something new, And it said and I quote
need your ticket for longer, need your ticket for longer.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
And I was like, what the fuck is that?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
I almost feel like there's someone at the other end
just going to fuck with this.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I'm wondering if this is something from John O and Ben.
This is so ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
This is But then I but then I fucking held
it up for about five seconds and it went.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Welcome in your ticket for longer. So that was my
part with a credit card where it's his whole card
longer or too many cards. You know, when you're paying
a youth past here.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
It keeps saying ticket though I've got a card, not
a ticket.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
That is really annoying.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
And that, to be honest, that car park always has issues.
Have you noticed that?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
So like have you noticed that once a week Jase,
if you had any experience with that? Once a week? Oh,
We've got to scan out and it just will not
read my card and I have to change bays and
it's changing. The bays are alternating too, so I can't
be like, never go left, I'll always go right. That
started doing it, so now I'm always going left. Yeah,
what's that about?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Just go outrageous? But anyway, I never have any problems. Yeah,
what you're the man?
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Mogi the whole Arcky Big Show week days from four
on Radio Hurarchy. I remember the Haarchy Big Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
How was Pearl Jam? Mogi? I missed your review yesterday?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
That was good.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Although he doesn't like guitar solos, well, I know.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I don't not like a guitar solo. I don't like
fifty guitar solos, sure, and I don't like guitar solos
not in the song so he literally said, Eddie Veda.
And weirdly, he really only introduced one member of the band,
which was Mike McCready, the guitarist, and he goes here,
he is the master of the stratocaster, make me credy.
(05:48):
And then Mike McCready closed his eyes for ten minutes
and just fingered, fingered away. And look, it's impressive stuff,
as I said on the show, But I don't give
a fuck about that.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
You don't. You don't go to a concept to watch
a guy finger for ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
No, not outside a song. Yes, I love it. I
love it, and but it is a funny thing. Is
it's just something they do. But it was towards the
start of the concert as well. It's right.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
I had three people mentioned this to me in the past,
sort of twenty four hours. Mike doesn't Why didn't you
like the guitar solos? I thought it was fucking awesome,
I don't know, asked Mike.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I don't. Yeah, I like it.
I like it. I just there's so much of it.
Half an hour of guitar soloce it's a lot. Yeah,
I mean, I wasn't losing sleep about it. But it's
a funny thing to say that you don't like, Sure
it was. It's funnier for me to say I didn't
like the guitar solos from Mike McCreadie. Then it as
me to say, fuck, the whole night was awesome. Yeah,
(06:43):
who gives a shit about that? When you go away
on a holiday, keysy, and you come back, right, you
don't nobody cares if it was a great holiday. They go, ah,
you come back and man, it was good. I'll tell
you what. We had a great day on the first
day and blah blah. So straight away I'm tuning out, right,
But if somebody tells me they got food poisoning, they
got robbed, they got beaten up. But now we're talking,
(07:03):
let's talk about this stuff. The stuff. I had a
huge interesting wife exactly, yea.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Route and someone else.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
So if I go to Cambodia, which I am, and
I come back and I have a great time unless
I get like dingy fever or something.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
But do you know what I mean when you're telling
the story, when you come back and you're telling this
like it's a very short chat. If everything was amazing, yeah, right,
because you even you know people don't want to hear that. Well,
they're even telling the story, it's not that interesting. You
had a great time. I had a great time. It
was awesome, and then you pretty much you wrap it up.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Are you still going on Christmas? Christmas Eve kesy?
Speaker 4 (07:40):
No, I've changed my flights to boxing day. I haven't
told my wife yet.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
But she already thought she was going on boxing. Yeah,
I know.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
I haven't told my wife that I had to pay
the change.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I sucked it up. I'm going to wait.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Time in Cambodia, and I'm like, so, hey, are you
enjoying this holiday that I have single handedly booked all
of and fucked up? And then and then I'll be like, well,
I guess what, I actually massively fun it up. Yeah,
And then she'll think it's funny.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah yeah. I like, I'm amazed that you've gone this long.
I would have had to tell my wife the same day,
but I've got a very honest relationship with you.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, No, I don't. And feelings is keasy.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
I you know, if I fuck up and I can
hide it for a little while, I will just to
let it sort of.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
It's the sort of thing to fuse a little.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Bit and then I'll choose my moment generally when I'm
making love to say no.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
No, darling, don't act it out.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
When I went to Fiji with a girlfriend at the time,
in the and we I just see it, she goes,
we should we go? I said, yeah, pick a place. Yeah, whatever.
I didn't. I wasn't shouting, but I was just like,
just choose a place and it's crack into it, but
you choose it because I'm not anyway, So we choose it,
(08:52):
and then what do you know, she changes her mind
and had to pay about eight hundred.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Bucks or she didn't want to go to the same place.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Well, she went to go to the same place as me,
but she booked it because I like this place. And
then she changed her mind about that place. I know
I found some weere better, but we had to pay
eight hundred backs oh nonrefundable. Yeah yeah, well why should
I pay for that? I it was up to you
to book at your fucking egg. I'm sure you'd like
her keys.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I'm planning on a trip next year and we're we're
we're searching that at the moment, there's really cheap flights
and the only caveat to that is that it's a
fifteen to sixteen hour flight and these really cheap flights
don't have screens.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
That's fine.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
What Yeah, So it's like what airline is that?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
It might be Jetster, but it's so weird and so
like for my wife and I. My wife will just
read five books in that time.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Right, were beginning to end. I just have a gu
up and down there. I was having a perv.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Yeah, just punch darts in the loop.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Yeah, I just punched darts in the loue and have
a perv. Oh what fucking stupid movie?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Did I watch this on?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
That by? Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Snakes in the plane? If you on a place. So anyway,
but we've got our daughter with us, and it's like
she's not going to go sixteen hours without a screen man.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
She got a laptop. She does most of those.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
I don't know if jit Star does they have the
plug so you can actually plug in your laptop and
have it for the whole thing. I think it depends
on the airline though.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Actually she's she's going to Vietnam made I think you
can afford shit.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
She's very technically savvy, so she'll work away around it.
I'm sure. Yeah, But anyway, fucking cheap as fuck. That's good,
unbelievable and forty.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Bucks to go to Vietnam.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Yes from Auckland, Yeah, with one stop over in Sydney.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Perss off.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Really, I ship you, not I ship you, I can
show you keasy.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
That seems like bollocks.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Well it's my daughter that found them, and she's the bomb.
When it comes to ship.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
There must be there must be a reason it's so cheap.
There must be like there's no video.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (10:52):
But also there must be like a coup on or
something in Vietnam. It won't be able to Yeah, probably
they've planned it.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
But how exciting to go to a country where there's
a coup going good.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
I've been to one where there's a terrorist attack. That
was fun, good ship, it actually was great. Well that
was a terrorist attack, but.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
People died keeezy and come on, man, jeez.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
But all the terrists of the things we went to
after that, there was no one.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
No idea because everyone had been sort of wiped out.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Gone home, but we were too poor and had spent
too much.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
We little staying.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I just want to make an announcement very quickly. J
has got nails, have been chowing them I haven't been
chi nails.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
How long has it been since you've had nails?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Foodys?
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Really have you been making a conscious effort?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yes, I have been like old pugs out there. He's
got that weird old nubby they call them, Yeah, James
Nubbsley just