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August 14, 2024 12 mins

On today's Poddy, we chat failed health kicks, horny choccies, and Jase's punishing cat.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's your cat's name?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Tiger?

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Tiger? I think I have heard about this, but for
some reason, you never talk about Tigger because I don't
give a fuck, but you always be about Rue. Do
you like Tiger?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Unless he wakes me up? Then I give a fuck?

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Right, So you don't like Tigger.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
I have a small affection for him, just because have
you ever kicked Tigger?

Speaker 4 (00:18):
No?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Kezy, bullshit, I would never kick an animal.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
I don't agree. Fuck man, Oh shit, here we go.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
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Speaker 1 (00:43):
Big, Jeush, Beautiful day fellows, Thanks mate, really good day.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
I'm not saying you created and I'm just saying.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
It's man Jesus on today. We're just talking about Tigger.
You like Tigger my cat? You like take a look
at these nuts.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
It's actually my daughter's care. It's not my cat.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
You're getting into your fitness at the moment. You love fitness,
what do you say in your mouth?

Speaker 2 (01:20):
It's just going to be one of those shows.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
You love sucking my hey speaking of speaking of fitness fellas.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (01:30):
I just like an hour ago downloaded a yoga app.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
What's it called?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
It's cool?

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Do you want to use this It's called RedTube dot com.
Or do you want to use this on the show.
It's called Down with Dog.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
No, it's called Reverse Cowgirl Yoga. Go a bit is
not part of it. There's a period where you were
going to yogat.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Him to that.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Oh no, that was when I was doing counseling and
I went, now, I don't like it, but this is
just your own lounge.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
They do a little.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
They have a program for you in terms of what
you're trying to achieve.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Ion last you'll last for one week maximum, and.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
I'll do that and then go to the gym because
it's only like ten to fifteen.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, it's a warm up. You could do that at
the gym.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
But it also you know, you have a weight goal
and all that sort of stuff, you won't achieve it
and it tones yeah and all that sort of stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, sure it be great.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
So I'm just going to go down and be shocked.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
I reckon Jason is going to really commit to this
and he's going to stick to it for like years.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
I don't think that anybody and I include myself, and
this has ever downloaded one of those apps where they're
doing workouts at home and has made any real difference
to their fitness, their look or anything else. Those things
are fucking scared.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
I'll also lump and do a lingo for learning another language.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
I think you have to go somewhere to do shit
like that. There'll be people that probably have, but it's
just like and especially doing ten or fifteen minutes or something.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
But this is different. But she does every day.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
But it's just off YouTube of this one woman, and
she just watches their videos and does their videos every day.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
That's good, and man, she's a beast.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
The only thing you do every day is smoke Siggi's.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Well, yeah, that's true. And I go to the gym
and stuff every day most days. At the moment, goodn't
yesterday because I was filming.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
When you warm up, you could do that pilates that
yoga at the gym. It's a warm up and sort
of tied in with your ear guitarring and that would
be the complete.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
But I need a straight back chair because it involves
the straight back chair you're.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Doing on a cheer. Well, this is yeah, that's what
I'm picturing. Is it flesh dance or ditty dancing? Flesh? Doce?

Speaker 3 (03:44):
You guys won't be taking the prest when I roll
out my massive picks and abs, no type buns.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
You roll out your picks and I will take the purse. Jason, Yeah,
I reckon, you're going to stick to this and do
really well.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
I've actually got I've actually I've actually kind of got piskey.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Do you want to see them? You've got to see
can't you see them?

Speaker 3 (04:03):
No?

Speaker 5 (04:04):
I reckon they are pretty good. You got a pretty
I've got a pretty tight little bod there for an
old fellow. Is it BMI body yours and Dix?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, because I put all my measurements and stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
There your body fat percentage?

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Does twenty four sound right?

Speaker 1 (04:20):
That sounds like a possibility.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yeah, it said that I I'm twenty three, that I
have a good ratio given my height and weight.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
How did you work out your fat?

Speaker 2 (04:30):
You know?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:31):
I didn't do fat?

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yeah, yeah right, I just said how much away and
how high tall are you?

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah? And then what did you say?

Speaker 2 (04:40):
I said, five foot ten and a half?

Speaker 1 (04:42):
You have six six foot even, you.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Know, seventy kgs they're keasy?

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah right, are you seventy No?

Speaker 2 (04:49):
I'm about seventy three seventy four?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah right.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
However am I one hundred and twenty ninety?

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Actually? I have hold around ninety for about a decade,
And then I weighed myself the other day and it
was like ninety two. But then I remembered I'd had
a huge dinner the night before and hadn't had a
steamer yet. Ah, yes, afterwards eighty seven. Nice dude, a
five steamer. That's interesting. That's the name of a horror movie,

(05:17):
isn't it.

Speaker 6 (05:17):
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Speaker 3 (05:28):
It would be interesting actually to weigh yourself before and afterward.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
That out of the way something.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
This is how they figured out that humans used food
for energy. Was that a famous scientist like three hundred
years ago weighed all of his bodily excretions and they
were always like a third of the amount of food
he'd eaten, and he was like, well, it must go somewhere.
That's when they figured out that was what was giving
you energy and then burned it back then.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, yeah, I nearly.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
I I'll put on a killo in the last two weeks, fellas,
Is that good?

Speaker 1 (05:58):
That's good man, I'm bulking.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Huge.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Nearly.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
I nearly ate your horny choky bar today mine. Then
I went you know that you gave us yesterday. And
then I went on and now wait for the heading
into the boudoir before I eat my horny.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
Chocolate, said my wife chocolate. So I said, oh, you
want to have this, and she's.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Like, yeah, I'm just picturing like Jason getting ready for
bed and then quickly scampering off to the kitchen like
stuffing his face, then coming back with chocolate all around
his mouth and all over his hands and a massive rage,
and a massive rager would be like.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
This, whoa what is that? Sorry, guys, come on man,
I'm really sorry. I get this happens a bit anyway.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
You miss my story. It was a good story.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Chocolate all around her mouth and a massive rage and then.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
She whips you with a towel and you're like, don't
make me, ron, I'm full of chocolate. It's from the Simpsons. Simpsons,
do you over that scene? Yeah? Yeah, that's classic, very good.
He's the only kid, I know, with chocolate over his face. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
I think I tried one of those bon boner herbal
things once. Nothing discernible happened to me. No, like I
didn't have a massive erection or anything.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Only your usual small one. Why did you take it?

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Pattern?

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Why did you take the herbalic night? Was it because
your wife wanted to make love and you were like,
I don't know if I'll be able to stir anything.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Curiosity more than anything else. I don't even know how
I got it. I think I was giving it.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Ah, I'll give it a give it a nudge, see
what happens.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
What time of day was this about nine in the morning?
Were you just home alone?

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Is home by yourself?

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Took?

Speaker 3 (07:52):
I mean, if you're gonna do that sort of ship,
you want to give it a test run, don't you.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
No, I've never taken one.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Well you should neither, should you be?

Speaker 5 (08:01):
No?

Speaker 1 (08:01):
I know, right, but like, I can't imagine taking something
and then it just forcing this giants stiff, doesn't It doesn't.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
You've got to be You've got to be sexually aroused.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah, yeah, right, neither, I've.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
Ever tried given a what three other thing? I've got
three variations on viagra. Sure, but I haven't gone near them. Whatever,
I haven't. I'll tell you, I.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Don't know if you would, Oh I would, I would?

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Well, why are you pass them on to me? And
I'll have a I'll.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
Just have them at nine am and set.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Nude on my couch and them and then see what happens.

Speaker 5 (08:39):
It used to be a thing in the early two
thousands that people would take viagral with ecstasy. Right, Why, Well,
because ecstasy has an adverse reaction, adverse effect on your
downstown seas as a rule, does that can do? So?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
I thought ecstasy made your horny as if.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
Well, it certainly makes you a fictionate. But yeah, the
blood is not necessarily pumping and all that. So if
you're rolling out of Via gre Key with that, that's
the where to go, brother, Right, there must.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Be a name for that, actually that concoction.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
But so okay, so ecstasy.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
So was the philosophy behind that that you'd be massively
affectionate et cetera with a rage.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
With a rager, Well, because you might want to enjoy
that sposed to be disappointed.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Well, you see, that's.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
That's the interesting thing is that I thought ecstasy one
just rooted.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
I've never had ecstasy.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
No, you experienced ecstasy, but I've.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Heard people talking about it and they are all kissy cuddly.
That's different. Yeah, but I just assume you're not raging.
What they meant is that they just rooted, because.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
You can't really differentiate between.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Horn dog in terms of being a horn dog.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
A little bit of gunges.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Per good, doesn't it?

Speaker 2 (10:01):
It's pretty good? You ever done that?

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Keasy and twenty beers?

Speaker 2 (10:05):
It is good? It is good.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
No if I come and steamed.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
No, No, I'm talking a little bit.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
You have a little bit of a tune on the
pug flute and on the pug flute, and then you
make out she's good good.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
He's got only dope at the moment, Margie.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
If he did, he wouldn't say it on this party,
that's for sure.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Well, I know, I mean because you've got the medicinal.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
So I do get the medicinal yeaheah, And in fact
I do still have it.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
You should give it to me.

Speaker 5 (10:32):
You should buy it. Why don't you do what I
did and get some medicinal weed.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
I actually looked into that. It took ages.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
It took ages for you yeah, not long at all.
For everybody else, Well, it.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Just seems a waste if you're not using it to
just get old bied off you.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
How much are we talking?

Speaker 5 (10:52):
I think it costs you about four hundred bucks an
ounce to me, and you just go on the website
and you set off an appointment.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
To drugs off Mike on a podcast.

Speaker 5 (11:01):
I'm not a drug dealer, man. If I start selling
you drugs, that makes me a drug dealer. If you
buy it through the legal channels, then that's tikety boo,
and I'm more than happy for that to happen.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Okay, yeah, but I recommend you.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
See you see Old Murky gave me a little wink there.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah, but like I can't buy prescription drugs off another person.
That's illegal, But it's also cool.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Were you trying to buy that via viagro off me
the other day?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
And I went nap? Reason I've got tomorrow morning, nine
a m. Lined up to just sit at home with
a rager, just me and Tiger. Tiger look at this rager.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
I don't know that Tiger has ever seen my rager
because he's an outside.

Speaker 5 (11:44):
Cat, because he's only ten years old. And that's how
long it'send.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
He is he must be like fourteen or fifteen.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Wow, I reckon. One of the funniest things is a
rager in sweat pants. You know what I mean, I
do because the sweetpants are so expanded. It's quite funny.
Punks came into work with one the other day. Listen
to Hadaky four or seven every single weekday. Man, it's
super good. You'll love it.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Got stuck in the door, that's right.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yeah, it was trying to into sideways for some reason. Yeah,
there was a double door as well. Adaky Big Show
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