October 21, 2025 • 13 mins
On today's poddy, we discuss how we unwind from an epic weekend of travel.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all you made Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Get Up Even Closer on Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok for
raw dogging four to seven every weekday on Radioca Hi Jays.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
So it was that a bit much?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Hello, it was?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I don't know, I apologie za. I'm all for it, man,
don't even let anyone bring you down.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
No, it's not that, I you know, I just since
that we've just been on such a great little expedition
and E one's about sort of down today because you know,
it's we've come back from a tropical island, for God's sake,
and it's windy as if outside.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Do you know what's do you know? It's brought me
crashing down to earth?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Mate?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Has that we walk in here? You know, tramping on
a brave face And there are four wax patches of
Gulane's back pubes sitting on the desk. And that done
that intentionally too. Yes, he's that's a classic Glane move.
I'm gonna leave these head to fuck people off.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yes, it's massively discussed, of course it is, but it's not.
I mean, old Paksan has like a carpet back here
and that's quite luxurious and.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Nice, but silky.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
It's silky.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I don't want to see lanes sort of and it's
only just above the butt as.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Well as who it's attached to, right, totally it is.
And also yeah, it's.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Just and for him to like and I know I
can literally picture him being like, we'll just leave these
head of fun people.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, and it's worked.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
I also say it as kind of like a given
that it sits right above the crack, sort of a
mud guard, like a mudflap situation. So any like sort
of poos that go flying out the back of him
or as fat particles will get caught in them.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. So they're just
sitting there over on the bench.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
At the moment that there's lane fecal matter.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Just sort of well there probably already was lan.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Around in the air.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Here in me is full of lane fecal matter, is
full of lane feal matter, especially.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
The north Shore area.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Hun.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, so that makes me sair. But how you guys
feeling today?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Because I'll be honest, I my wife was working from
home today and I was like, I'm not putting an
alarm on because I was absolutely fried yesterday.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Well, it was a big day, to be fair, it was.
It was a big day.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
But it's but like I thought, I was sweet as
until you get home and I was just lying on
the couch fortunately didn't have to do the show, and
I drifted off to sleep for like an hour and
a half just on the couch.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
And that never happens.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Same here. Yeah, I did exactly the same thing, but
it was a little bit later in the day. Like,
I don't know about you guys, but when I get home,
I have to do a bit of nisty.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Action, right, What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
What it means is like our place. My wife had
been so busy over the weekend and it's looking amazing.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Our decks nearly built.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah, and the builder was there when I arrived yesterday
and he was doing a great job. It's looking really good.
But I need to do things like a quick vacuum, really, yes,
because at ground me.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Oh that's what you mean by nesting.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, and nesting in the sense of I'm back home now,
so I just need to And then I've got this
addiction to antiseptic wipes, so I'll just get a lot
of those out and just wipe benches and stuff. It's
just a grounding thing for really, yeah, totally.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
That's I'm the same as you in the sense that
I can't sit down and relax until everything's done in
any scenario. And if I'm more tired, I've got even
less reason, so I go even further.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
So I after you.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Guys left me at customs or bag pack up or
whatever yesterday, I got through customs, got out, got the
ubercame here, dropped all the stuff off, had a chat
on here with Tony Lyle, and then went home, went
to the supermarket, picked up a bunch of shit for
the house from the supermarket, did all my washing, yes,
and then by that time I was making dinner. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I got home, dropped my bag, drove straight to eaten noodles.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Really yeah, what did you get?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
I got my favorite dish witches check it out if
you're an Awkland by the way, and there's probably similar
ones around the country. But it's the two types of
noodle mixed together with magic sauce. Yes, and I always
get the wide noodles medium with extra Sischwan pickle, which
is the cabbage leaves, which are just amazing. Yes, And
I absolutely destroyed that left my bag on the ground,
(04:21):
lay on the couch, boom out for an hour and
a half and then woke up and did the laundry
and tidy tidied up a wee bit. See I respect
that charge up period first though.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yes, I but you know by it was about eight
o'clock watching a bit of TV with my wife there,
and we had all our chats just dozed off.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Eight o'clock. It's a shocking time to nap.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I never doze off.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
How long do you doze off? For about an hour?
That's Did you have a ship sleep after that?
Speaker 5 (04:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Actually I slept like an absolute stone and stallion stallion
standing up and woke up with a rageer did you actually?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Well don't we all? Oh? Yeah you really?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah? Cool?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
I got out of bed this morning. Guess what time
I'm going to call. I'm going to say ten am
on the dot.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
And that wasn't me lying in bed being lazy or anything.
My wife got up at seven thirty I think it was,
and because I didn't see an alarm, I was like,
I was, y know, I was a little bit opened
my eyes and I felt like absolute assholes and then
looked at my phone.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
It was ten am, and I was like, holy.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Fuck, because we were very like especially Saturday night, because
we stayed up till like one thirty or something and
then we're up.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Well.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I woke up quite early anyway the next day for
going to go snorkeling, so I probably had like four
and a half hours sleep or something. Yes, because I
always wake up at weird times on holiday. Yeah, super early.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
And there's something about being in hotel rooms that doesn't
go with me anymore.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I used to when you're by yourself.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I used to love a hotel room, and now not
so much.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
We've got Saturday night to We recorded a Fiji Files
special episode of the podcast.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
It's fifty three minutes of I was trying to wrap
it up, man, we'll see what the Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
No, I was trying to not.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Wrap it up like the final lead. It will be.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
About an outros link, that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
How are you feeling about it at this point, jays.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Well, I remember that it was long. It was fucking long,
and that Moggie was chatting a lot.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
That's the most of the Mogi talk ever.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Yes, all very nice things. Oh, it was great, he
was I was loving it.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
It was because it wasn't a normal outr It was
a change of scene her, it was a change of topic.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
New people. He was a small audience.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
We're all steamed in my room, and the audience was weird.
Yeah wow wow, yeah, no, that were great, wet.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Yeah, yeah, we had it well, we had a straggler,
which threw me off.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah right. He was a lovely guy, really lovely girl.
Lovely guy.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yes, but it was the way that he didn't sit.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Down because he just didn't want to intrude men.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
But he was so welcome it. He was welcome.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Everybody was welcome to my Yeah, the podcast studio set
up the winner's got on the Fiji Files pod and
that was a great chair.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
They were Yeah, they were awesome, great lovely, lovely blokes.
And then Jay smashed a bottle.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
A Fiji gold bottle in my hotel room.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Really, yeah, that's what That's when I started trying to
wrap the poddy up.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
It was because you weren't on the podcast at one
point and you were levered that you went on the mic,
so you just bufft it at the wall.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Now I'm just kidding. You just knocked it off the bench, sorry, Fellows.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
And then I was like, here, Jason, you can come
over by seat. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
And then Mike put a glass directly where the Fiji
gold bottle was and Jason was still saying it.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
I was like, Mike, move the fucking glass.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
The whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hurdarky.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
The WKY Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
It's it's really hard at a resort because they shut
things off at ten thirty.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
And then it's like, we tried to.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Get a party going on the beach, but it didn't
really happen, did it.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Nah, it happened for a brief moment. I've got some
Kylie minoga. Yes.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
I think we were trying to get the other people involved.
What we should have just done is just gone the
fellers down there and just had some darts and played
some music and drank some beers or something.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
But we actually were out of booze.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Yes. And also the people that encouraged the party in
the first place stayed where they were seated, yes, which
I asked them about.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
They did a very spectacular dance.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
They did, they did they did a line dance. Yeah,
it was as on the ground.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah. I played that song for my wife last night.
She enjoyed it. Ah, I reckon you'll like that song.
I was played the video of them dancing.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
She do line dance.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
She would probably love to do line dancing. Yeah, this
is the sort of thing she'd love to do. But yeah,
so what do you reckon? The chances of us releasing
this Fiji podcast are.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
One hundred percent. I think it'll happen. They'll just be
There'll just be things that will.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Wep and beeps and stuff and also music. Just a warning.
We are like, why are you looking at me? While
you're saying.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
I'm looking at everyone, I'm looking at Cress and I'm
looking at myself and the reflection of the studio.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
But like, it's one of those things where is it
good to listen to guys who are fucking hammered? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Exactly, Well, yes, yes, think about the batch file.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Yes, and Ryan the Straggler from Wanco is the top blow.
He was like, because I was talking about it outside
with megas, is this even good to listen to? He
turns around just like this is fucking great, But he
was also hammered. I'm like, yeah, you know, wow, you're
on the bus on the way to work on a
Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
You listen to some.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
It's definitely an let's review that shall we Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
You remember me trying to start the podcast no and
me being like, Jace, can you just do a little
intro like, hey, welcome along to a special Fiji edition
of The Big Show podcast No, and you were just
like Fellers and You're like, this is important. And then
Co and I had the music ready to go Chase throws.
(10:02):
So hopefully that stays and we'll see how we go.
But it was bloody, bloody fun. And if you were
looking at our Instagram videos thinking god, that looks great,
it was fucking great.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
It was great.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
The winners, Nathan and Nolsey are two great New Zealand
better no true luck and good Man.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
And an actual fat I was just saying to Keasy
before puns on that we need to invite them out
to why Tark you have a bit of a bash.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yeah, I'll play golf for them.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
You asked Kezy that, but you didn't really ask me.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Yeah, do you want to come play gold? The problem
is just we played midweek. Yeah, so I'll just play
on the weekend.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
And I kind of have other ventures and stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, making and that sort of thing.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yeah, for the show man.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
They were, they were excellent guys. They were Can we do.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
A big pole today on whether or not we post
the video of me smoking a cigarette on the Instagram?
Speaker 4 (10:47):
I was actually thinking a big pole of do we
release the Fiji files and do you have play like
a thirty second snippet of it?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Well on the.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Smoking front, Oh, kesy mote the show.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
It's about it on the show. Because I don't know
whether or not you did have a dart.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
So well, I was more going to refer to n
having like seven on the trot and I'm talking bank
Bank and I was going, puntcy, what.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Are you doing?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I know what you're It was unbelievable in about twenty minutes.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
I don't remember him doing that, Yeah, neither.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
When was that? Was that on the Setdi?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
And it was on the set while we were sitting
at the bar. Really he was punching dark jas one
after the.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
If I could remember that happening, if I could recall
that happening, I'd be very upset because of certain people
that listened to this podcast. I remember I don't remember that.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
I remember you having was when you tried to do
the thing me and Mogi were doing the Kramer.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Smoking dart while it was somebody else's. It was someone
else's dart, and that was the only one you saw
him smoking.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
That was the only one I saw him smoking.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Yeah, HEYJS, he must have gone off to the toilets
and secretly done it then.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Oh yeah, well but with jas obviously JA watching him.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, well it's just that there's about three videos of
me steering at you having a dart.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Yeah, to do the Kramer thing. Yeah, No, he was
just having a dart, was he? Pugs, I don't know
what's huh. We're wrapping the sucker up man, You're done?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
No, that it just ended.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
That's yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
It's good because chitty chin good, chitty chat this all
day post Fiji.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
That's good ship.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
So do I need to go find a thirty second
clip of the Fiji files?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
I thought about that on the way in, and then
I got distretched by the fire alarm and stuff and
the annoying black caps.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
We can also we can also do that at a
later date too, Like I feel like it's fresh after
you regan?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Is that annoying? Is it really fucking annoying?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
No, it's not annoying at all. I just onnd do that,
but yeah, I'll need to go do it now.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Yeah, I think because it a little thirty second clip
of that and then being like, oh, big pole, shall
we release the Fiji?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Just do the.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
First literally, just the first thirty second.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Don't play me and jasony of it unless you want
to pre listen to it.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
You can you listen?
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Yeah, I don't care, And I just wanted to hear
it live and just be like, is this ship like
it's not like I remember. I remember it being fun,
but I remember so funny. I remember trying to zoom
out and be like, this is bad.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
You did you kind of clocked off at one point
and I can send it in your eyes that you
were so dumb.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Yeah you had to wrap it up.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, I was just dumb.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yeah, I can remember Nath oh Nath was saying it
was the he's never laughed so much as in his
entire life.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
He was rolling it, but he was fucking hammered. Right,
we're all missing because yes, it was hilarious because we
were all hammered. Yes, okay, well let's do that. Thanks
for listening. Good to be back, Mogan. You'll be back
next week, the full show back together.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, Monday. We'll see Lad
For all you made Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Get Up Even Closer on Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok for
raw dogging four to seven every weekday on Radioca Hi Jays.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
So it was that a bit much?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Hello, it was?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I don't know, I apologie za. I'm all for it, man,
don't even let anyone bring you down.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
No, it's not that, I you know, I just since
that we've just been on such a great little expedition
and E one's about sort of down today because you know,
it's we've come back from a tropical island, for God's sake,
and it's windy as if outside.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Do you know what's do you know? It's brought me
crashing down to earth?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Mate?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Has that we walk in here? You know, tramping on
a brave face And there are four wax patches of
Gulane's back pubes sitting on the desk. And that done
that intentionally too. Yes, he's that's a classic Glane move.
I'm gonna leave these head to fuck people off.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yes, it's massively discussed, of course it is, but it's not.
I mean, old Paksan has like a carpet back here
and that's quite luxurious and.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Nice, but silky.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
It's silky.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I don't want to see lanes sort of and it's
only just above the butt as.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Well as who it's attached to, right, totally it is.
And also yeah, it's.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Just and for him to like and I know I
can literally picture him being like, we'll just leave these
head of fun people.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, and it's worked.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
I also say it as kind of like a given
that it sits right above the crack, sort of a
mud guard, like a mudflap situation. So any like sort
of poos that go flying out the back of him
or as fat particles will get caught in them.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. So they're just
sitting there over on the bench.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
At the moment that there's lane fecal matter.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Just sort of well there probably already was lan.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Around in the air.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Here in me is full of lane fecal matter, is
full of lane feal matter, especially.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
The north Shore area.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Hun.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, so that makes me sair. But how you guys
feeling today?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Because I'll be honest, I my wife was working from
home today and I was like, I'm not putting an
alarm on because I was absolutely fried yesterday.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Well, it was a big day, to be fair, it was.
It was a big day.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
But it's but like I thought, I was sweet as
until you get home and I was just lying on
the couch fortunately didn't have to do the show, and
I drifted off to sleep for like an hour and
a half just on the couch.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
And that never happens.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Same here. Yeah, I did exactly the same thing, but
it was a little bit later in the day. Like,
I don't know about you guys, but when I get home,
I have to do a bit of nisty.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Action, right, What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
What it means is like our place. My wife had
been so busy over the weekend and it's looking amazing.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Our decks nearly built.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah, and the builder was there when I arrived yesterday
and he was doing a great job. It's looking really good.
But I need to do things like a quick vacuum, really, yes,
because at ground me.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Oh that's what you mean by nesting.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, and nesting in the sense of I'm back home now,
so I just need to And then I've got this
addiction to antiseptic wipes, so I'll just get a lot
of those out and just wipe benches and stuff. It's
just a grounding thing for really, yeah, totally.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
That's I'm the same as you in the sense that
I can't sit down and relax until everything's done in
any scenario. And if I'm more tired, I've got even
less reason, so I go even further.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
So I after you.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Guys left me at customs or bag pack up or
whatever yesterday, I got through customs, got out, got the
ubercame here, dropped all the stuff off, had a chat
on here with Tony Lyle, and then went home, went
to the supermarket, picked up a bunch of shit for
the house from the supermarket, did all my washing, yes,
and then by that time I was making dinner. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I got home, dropped my bag, drove straight to eaten noodles.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Really yeah, what did you get?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
I got my favorite dish witches check it out if
you're an Awkland by the way, and there's probably similar
ones around the country. But it's the two types of
noodle mixed together with magic sauce. Yes, and I always
get the wide noodles medium with extra Sischwan pickle, which
is the cabbage leaves, which are just amazing. Yes, And
I absolutely destroyed that left my bag on the ground,
(04:21):
lay on the couch, boom out for an hour and
a half and then woke up and did the laundry
and tidy tidied up a wee bit. See I respect
that charge up period first though.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yes, I but you know by it was about eight
o'clock watching a bit of TV with my wife there,
and we had all our chats just dozed off.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Eight o'clock. It's a shocking time to nap.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I never doze off.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
How long do you doze off? For about an hour?
That's Did you have a ship sleep after that?
Speaker 5 (04:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Actually I slept like an absolute stone and stallion stallion
standing up and woke up with a rageer did you actually?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Well don't we all? Oh? Yeah you really?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah? Cool?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
I got out of bed this morning. Guess what time
I'm going to call. I'm going to say ten am
on the dot.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
And that wasn't me lying in bed being lazy or anything.
My wife got up at seven thirty I think it was,
and because I didn't see an alarm, I was like,
I was, y know, I was a little bit opened
my eyes and I felt like absolute assholes and then
looked at my phone.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
It was ten am, and I was like, holy.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Fuck, because we were very like especially Saturday night, because
we stayed up till like one thirty or something and
then we're up.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Well.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I woke up quite early anyway the next day for
going to go snorkeling, so I probably had like four
and a half hours sleep or something. Yes, because I
always wake up at weird times on holiday. Yeah, super early.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
And there's something about being in hotel rooms that doesn't
go with me anymore.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I used to when you're by yourself.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I used to love a hotel room, and now not
so much.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
We've got Saturday night to We recorded a Fiji Files
special episode of the podcast.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
It's fifty three minutes of I was trying to wrap
it up, man, we'll see what the Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
No, I was trying to not.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Wrap it up like the final lead. It will be.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
About an outros link, that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
How are you feeling about it at this point, jays.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Well, I remember that it was long. It was fucking long,
and that Moggie was chatting a lot.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
That's the most of the Mogi talk ever.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Yes, all very nice things. Oh, it was great, he
was I was loving it.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
It was because it wasn't a normal outr It was
a change of scene her, it was a change of topic.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
New people. He was a small audience.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
We're all steamed in my room, and the audience was weird.
Yeah wow wow, yeah, no, that were great, wet.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Yeah, yeah, we had it well, we had a straggler,
which threw me off.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah right. He was a lovely guy, really lovely girl.
Lovely guy.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yes, but it was the way that he didn't sit.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Down because he just didn't want to intrude men.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
But he was so welcome it. He was welcome.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Everybody was welcome to my Yeah, the podcast studio set
up the winner's got on the Fiji Files pod and
that was a great chair.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
They were Yeah, they were awesome, great lovely, lovely blokes.
And then Jay smashed a bottle.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
A Fiji gold bottle in my hotel room.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Really, yeah, that's what That's when I started trying to
wrap the poddy up.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
It was because you weren't on the podcast at one
point and you were levered that you went on the mic,
so you just bufft it at the wall.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Now I'm just kidding. You just knocked it off the bench, sorry, Fellows.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
And then I was like, here, Jason, you can come
over by seat. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
And then Mike put a glass directly where the Fiji
gold bottle was and Jason was still saying it.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
I was like, Mike, move the fucking glass.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
The whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hurdarky.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
The WKY Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
It's it's really hard at a resort because they shut
things off at ten thirty.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
And then it's like, we tried to.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Get a party going on the beach, but it didn't
really happen, did it.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Nah, it happened for a brief moment. I've got some
Kylie minoga. Yes.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
I think we were trying to get the other people involved.
What we should have just done is just gone the
fellers down there and just had some darts and played
some music and drank some beers or something.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
But we actually were out of booze.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Yes. And also the people that encouraged the party in
the first place stayed where they were seated, yes, which
I asked them about.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
They did a very spectacular dance.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
They did, they did they did a line dance. Yeah,
it was as on the ground.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah. I played that song for my wife last night.
She enjoyed it. Ah, I reckon you'll like that song.
I was played the video of them dancing.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
She do line dance.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
She would probably love to do line dancing. Yeah, this
is the sort of thing she'd love to do. But yeah,
so what do you reckon? The chances of us releasing
this Fiji podcast are.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
One hundred percent. I think it'll happen. They'll just be
There'll just be things that will.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Wep and beeps and stuff and also music. Just a warning.
We are like, why are you looking at me? While
you're saying.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
I'm looking at everyone, I'm looking at Cress and I'm
looking at myself and the reflection of the studio.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
But like, it's one of those things where is it
good to listen to guys who are fucking hammered? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Exactly, Well, yes, yes, think about the batch file.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Yes, and Ryan the Straggler from Wanco is the top blow.
He was like, because I was talking about it outside
with megas, is this even good to listen to? He
turns around just like this is fucking great, But he
was also hammered. I'm like, yeah, you know, wow, you're
on the bus on the way to work on a
Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
You listen to some.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
It's definitely an let's review that shall we Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
You remember me trying to start the podcast no and
me being like, Jace, can you just do a little
intro like, hey, welcome along to a special Fiji edition
of The Big Show podcast No, and you were just
like Fellers and You're like, this is important. And then
Co and I had the music ready to go Chase throws.
(10:02):
So hopefully that stays and we'll see how we go.
But it was bloody, bloody fun. And if you were
looking at our Instagram videos thinking god, that looks great,
it was fucking great.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
It was great.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
The winners, Nathan and Nolsey are two great New Zealand
better no true luck and good Man.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
And an actual fat I was just saying to Keasy
before puns on that we need to invite them out
to why Tark you have a bit of a bash.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yeah, I'll play golf for them.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
You asked Kezy that, but you didn't really ask me.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Yeah, do you want to come play gold? The problem
is just we played midweek. Yeah, so I'll just play
on the weekend.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
And I kind of have other ventures and stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, making and that sort of thing.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yeah, for the show man.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
They were, they were excellent guys. They were Can we do.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
A big pole today on whether or not we post
the video of me smoking a cigarette on the Instagram?
Speaker 4 (10:47):
I was actually thinking a big pole of do we
release the Fiji files and do you have play like
a thirty second snippet of it?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Well on the.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Smoking front, Oh, kesy mote the show.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
It's about it on the show. Because I don't know
whether or not you did have a dart.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
So well, I was more going to refer to n
having like seven on the trot and I'm talking bank
Bank and I was going, puntcy, what.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Are you doing?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I know what you're It was unbelievable in about twenty minutes.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
I don't remember him doing that, Yeah, neither.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
When was that? Was that on the Setdi?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
And it was on the set while we were sitting
at the bar. Really he was punching dark jas one
after the.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
If I could remember that happening, if I could recall
that happening, I'd be very upset because of certain people
that listened to this podcast. I remember I don't remember that.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
I remember you having was when you tried to do
the thing me and Mogi were doing the Kramer.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Smoking dart while it was somebody else's. It was someone
else's dart, and that was the only one you saw
him smoking.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
That was the only one I saw him smoking.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Yeah, HEYJS, he must have gone off to the toilets
and secretly done it then.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Oh yeah, well but with jas obviously JA watching him.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, well it's just that there's about three videos of
me steering at you having a dart.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Yeah, to do the Kramer thing. Yeah, No, he was
just having a dart, was he? Pugs, I don't know
what's huh. We're wrapping the sucker up man, You're done?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
No, that it just ended.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
That's yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
It's good because chitty chin good, chitty chat this all
day post Fiji.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
That's good ship.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
So do I need to go find a thirty second
clip of the Fiji files?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
I thought about that on the way in, and then
I got distretched by the fire alarm and stuff and
the annoying black caps.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
We can also we can also do that at a
later date too, Like I feel like it's fresh after
you regan?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Is that annoying? Is it really fucking annoying?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
No, it's not annoying at all. I just onnd do that,
but yeah, I'll need to go do it now.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Yeah, I think because it a little thirty second clip
of that and then being like, oh, big pole, shall
we release the Fiji?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Just do the.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
First literally, just the first thirty second.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Don't play me and jasony of it unless you want
to pre listen to it.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
You can you listen?
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Yeah, I don't care, And I just wanted to hear
it live and just be like, is this ship like
it's not like I remember. I remember it being fun,
but I remember so funny. I remember trying to zoom
out and be like, this is bad.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
You did you kind of clocked off at one point
and I can send it in your eyes that you
were so dumb.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Yeah you had to wrap it up.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, I was just dumb.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yeah, I can remember Nath oh Nath was saying it
was the he's never laughed so much as in his
entire life.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
He was rolling it, but he was fucking hammered. Right,
we're all missing because yes, it was hilarious because we
were all hammered. Yes, okay, well let's do that. Thanks
for listening. Good to be back, Mogan. You'll be back
next week, the full show back together.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, Monday. We'll see Lad
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