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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
Thanks mate, Thanks, yeah, thanks guys.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
All right, yeah man, buddy, Nora right, dollar of my right, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Beer and pie July am I right another and drive
July as well. I'm not for Key, not for Kezy.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It's gonna be a wit July. Yeah, you stopping?
Speaker 5 (00:45):
You actually vowed to double up, did I?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Yeah for July. Yeah, okay, only not going dry. You're
going twice as bad as you usually are.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Twice as good, twice as good more like exactly. M yeah,
that'll yeah, I can do that got me to start today.
You're like, okay, wherever you're like.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
I mean, just just keep going as you're going. Really,
you don't have to change anything.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Keysy, how's your grapefruit?
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Jase, No, I don't have any grapefruit.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
How's the how's your golf ball?
Speaker 5 (01:16):
My golf ball? Oh, my abscess?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
How's the abscess under your armp at the size of
a golf ball?
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Well, my daughters were they asked me about it. I
had a ridiculous conversation because my one of my girls
is a nurse.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Obviously obvious.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
I'll read you, I'll read your little family chat because
they're going, how's how you going? And blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Do you send a photo of the chat?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
No, here we go, I said.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
My daughter was like, what's going on? And I said,
your mom has the death loogi, which d ahead while
my daughter's tonsils continue to be herendous. Meanwhile, I have
a very large, disgusting abscess under my ampet. It's been
a fun filled long weekend. My daughter said, dear God,
what do you do with the ebscess? Do you have
(02:09):
to get it drained or popped? And my youngest went,
I said, smash it with penicillin. At this point, thankfully
it's gone down, but it's if and gross. And my
wife said, I have offered, but I'm not allowed anywhere
near it. And then my daughter said, I want more details.
Does it have a head? I also got a new
hat all bed and I said, you really don't want
(02:33):
more details, and she said and my younger said, oh,
you'd throw up if you popped it, mum, And I said,
you'd need a bucket you're.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
The throw up for the past, for the past.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
My daughter said, can I have a photo? And I
said no, and then she said, is it like assessed?
I said, and my other daughter said, I haven't seen
it either, Show us a photo. And then my daughter said,
come on, do it for the family, for the family.
Then my other daughter got involved and said, ha ha
ha ha oh not going, not going to happen. I said,
(03:07):
it truly makes me nauseous just looking at it. Can
you give me an estimate of how big it is?
Said my daughter, at its height between a ping pong
ball and a tennis ball. And my other daughter said,
does pass come out? And I see? And then our
other daughter said, holy shit, that's huge. Does it have
a head?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
And then what did you say?
Speaker 5 (03:28):
I said, Jesus you guys, Yes, there is pass and
then a spelling pass per us.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
I was going to say there was a dilemma that
I had, actually, how do you spell pussy?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:39):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Did you spell it?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Per u?
Speaker 5 (03:42):
S why I've just just one is yeah yeah. And
then my wife said, love my children.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
So no one's seen it other than you and your wife, Yes,
surely we can, and and.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
I've got to say. I've got to say I showed
it to my wife reluctantly because I thought she sees
that she's never touching me again. Right, But she's one
of those people that loves that sort of ship.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah, my wife's a saying like a squeezer.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Yeah, whereas you know, the idea of squeezing someone else's
filth is just to me anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Have you got a photo on your phone of it
at its peak?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
What's it like now? Is that a shadow of its
former self?
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Still gross though still Oh no, it's not grossy.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
It's not as painful anymore.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Not as painful.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
No, that's good.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Yeah, so that's good.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I reckon. We still blasted up on social media. Just
sort of you take your shirt off and then just
your arm up like this and sort of side on,
and then pugs will take a photo with like a
fish ey style, or.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Will sort of wrap ourselves around your legs.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Yeah, could one. Have you been licking.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
It, sucking it, eating it? He loves it? Sucking that.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
It was fucking disgusting.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah, it sounds gross and it was just leeching all
week in. How did it go away?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Penicillin?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
So it just shrank. Yes, there was no like squeezing
of it.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Well, there was a little bit of squeezing of it,
but it didn't give.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Ah, it's a shame.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
I don't really really want to be having this conversation. Oh,
I'm sure my.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Daughter put eucalyptus oil in her eye this morning.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Was right?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
That went well?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I bet by accident.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
I wasn't there for it. She was with her auntie
at the time, and yeah, seemed to give that a
bit of a wash it. She was screaming though she
wasn't enjoying it.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Saw anyone actually? Bet, kids and eyes not fun. Not
a good thing.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
That was good. But other than that, a good weekend?
Speaker 5 (05:35):
What did you do?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Keys?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
You went to to went to there just to have
some fun family time, A.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Fun family time.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah, how's pretty stressed out, I imagine.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Yeah, yeah, I apologize.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
As is all good shirts from four on Radio Hurarchy
Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Pretty big weekend though there was plenty on was there?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Seemed like me and Pugs went out for lunch yesterday. Yeah,
so we went to this checking joint, which is the
best burgers you'll ever have.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
And this, if anyone would know, is it going to
be you because you love a chicken burger. I've never
seen anything like it.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I love a chicken burger, and people will know Peacher's
Hot chicken and Auckland people. Oh yeah, Pama.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
I'm not going to fucking Pammule for a pas.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
What are you telling us about this for?
Speaker 5 (06:33):
That's that's bloody going to.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Fucking Keezy.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I reckon you'd like it, though. It'll be another place
where I'll go on record saying how great it is,
and then Jason will go there and be like, nah
was ship.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Yeah they didn't even have any steak.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah, they had nothing.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
They had no beef.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
We went there.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
There's six levels of heat, and last time I went there,
me and Pug I usually get hot, which is the
second from the top, and there's one called Holy Cluck,
and Pugs is like, I have to try the Holy
Cluck and it says next to it a really experience.
The burgers came out and he had won bite and
was like as I started watering, was like, oh shit,
and he snapped me off a little bit of the
(07:09):
checking and I had and I had to then wait
ten minutes for my mouth to cool down before I
could start eating my burger from the tiny piece of
check out and then once we had finished, he ate
like two thirds of his I smashed my I was
waiting for him. He's like, I'm gonna need five minutes
before I can even drive you home right now. So
he just said to wait and try and process it.
And then he's had like an internal battle for the
last twenty hours. Point, is there no exactly you need
(07:31):
to stop just before that level? That's just silly.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
That's really weird.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
For me with my chilly obsession that I had in
my younger dad guy Fie all that stuff, and I
knew that the next day would be catastrophic, you know,
and that it would be painful, But that never stopped me.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Painful coming out of your bung hole. Yes, right, burning, burning, burning.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
I was speaking to puckcham before and he's just said
he's been having hot steamers all day.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Hot steamers all day.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Why WI should title this one the hot Steamercial special?
Speaker 5 (08:05):
So good hot steamers and past it's so good?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I reckon, you guys, are you eating chicken?
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I reckon, Honestly, it would blow your guys minds how
good it is.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
I'm pretty, I'm I'm I'm thinking Moggie had a big weekend.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Same, I'll tell you what happened, and we're going to
be doing this on the podcast on the show. But
this fucking rubbish track drive for.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Men are really coming in early?
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Came again Saturday morning, three o'clock, so it ruins your weekend.
And then this morning, Monday, three o'clock in the morning.
So I'm awake from three o'clock this morning, and then
I had a nap before I came in.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
It is so bizard unbelievable. So why why so regularly
as well? Because usually apartment building but they do it
like once a week though, don't they? What does when
they collect rubbish?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Not every day?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Not every day? No, I just told you Friday and Monday.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
No, no, but even that seems like a lot.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Oh, I think one of them. Well, as I say,
it's an apartment building, so it's yeah, there's not one.
It's not servicing one person, right, Why are you confused
by that? Key?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I just saw it. One rubbish truck comes once a
week and collects everyone's rubbish and then leaves.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Yeah, it's twice away. Oh yeah, I see what you mean. Yeah, Well,
I think one of them must be just normal refuse, right,
and then the other ones are recycling truck three am.
It's fucking out the gate and I reckon them again today.
And I've been really chill about it all the way
up until now because it's like but it's like, now,
it's been three weeks. I've talked to you four times.
(09:39):
It's a fucking piss take. So you're telling them that
they can't do it, and they're saying, fuck that guy,
is what's going on. So they've obviously got their run,
you know, you go, I go this place first and
then there, so me doing this is fucking up their run.
So they're just like, no, no, no, we'll just stick
to it.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
But even still three in the morning's unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Well that's right, But if it was in a city,
you know, if it was in a city, it just
be tough ship. Like I've lived in an apartment in
the city before. That's tough ship. But it's literally residential area.
You know, you should do move house. Yeah, I should
move again. Yeah, that's definitely come out he does again.
I'll be going out there again. I'll be going out there.
(10:21):
It's a fucking joke.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
So when you go out there? Are you in your undies?
Speaker 4 (10:24):
I was naked the first time, genuinely were naked, and
you're yelling at him. No, No, I just wanted to
went out to see what the truck was, right, because
it's not his it's not he's Yeah, he's just doing
his job. But now it's his fault because they've been
told not to do.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Were you engorged? No?
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Not until I saw the rubbish truck driving and just
raging on. Yeah, so that's a paint of the ass.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Have you ever a massive paint of the ass?
Speaker 4 (10:49):
It is? What is?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Oh? Yeah? Have you ever been simultaneously raging and sporting
a rager?
Speaker 4 (10:56):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
No, neither.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Jace Ethan and Jeffin with a stiff one like raging
with a rager? Get back to us, tell us tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
I have to think about that.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, all right, I'm interested. Now.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Well, I mean, I'm furious. I might have woken up
in a rage with a rager.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Why would you wake up at a rage?
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Because I might have had an enraging dream or something,
and you're fucked up And I'm really fucked off about
my dream. But God, a massive slong is bending up
towards my meat.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Pare nice. It's sitting between you. So hey. Listen to
The Hiducky Big Show fortall seven every weekend on Radio
Hdarchy and if you're watching on YouTube, thanks for this
has been a great one to put on YouTube.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Thanks mate, so good. How can we not because I've
had a massive z at the moment, Yeah, we totally won't, Pugs,
this isn't going on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Alright that sweet airs mate, or I'm going to yes, no,
sweet as ches. I'll take care of it mate.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Thanks mm hmm.