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October 29, 2025 10 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
Kid Fellows, Good Days.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
You got your cattle's cap on me?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh yeah, I do, just a random cap.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
I was wearing mine over and Fiji got given it
by old nosey, didn't we Yes, And it's good except
I wear a cap so really that I don't know
how to put on straight, so if I check it
in the mirror would always be on the piss, so
it looked like old side slide.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Well, I'm not big on the flat top. Well, I
prefer a curve, yeah, sort of baseball type cap and
a frame. Is that what it's called?

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah, I think so right.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, I prefer an a frame, But I will be honest.
The flat tops growing on me the same here, flat
peak Is that what it's called?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
The soft yeah, flat top air throw? Yes, because those
kind of hats. I used to only wear those hats
back in the day, either sideways how you can, because
that's what the fashion was.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
I wondered. The skateboarding dog on with Homer.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Voices that yes, sort of like that, like backwards or
to the side, and I'll be listening to like exhibiting
Doctor Dre on my.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
But mostly smash Mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Uh no, I actually the later on in you to
pretend I didn't like that because everyone was at a
hip hop yea, which I was.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
I just I've always been into hats right back as
far as I can remember, and one of my girls
is the same. I just wear hats all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Well, it's good to have a hobby, man.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, I guess. So that's so cool. Man, if if
you're started dating today, that would be in your tinder
and grinder by.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I love a hat.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, I just always have me, you know, like hats.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Seriously, I'll be honest with you. When I get up
in the morning if I can't find a hat, I'm
distressed right because my hair is all over the place
and I like to just put a cap on and
that makes me feel slightly in control.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
It's bad, though, because you you've got great hair.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
We a hat?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
No, it's not fine. It's cool. It's all swished back
and long and stuff, and you always wear a hat.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Here.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
I think I'm getting a little bit of a ball
patch in the back of my head from wearing a
hat because it rubs all the time.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
You forties, now, man, it starts backing up.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Here's a fact. You can write this in your notebook.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
I don't have a notebook or your diary.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
I will never lose my O. Well, I'll always have
a good head of hair.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Well, I'll tell you what. It's backing up from your eyebrows.
It's moving back, and it's a tide that is going out,
as is mine. But mine's sort of like peaky, you know, yeah,
But yours is just an even tide just flying back.
You're going to be somebody that's gonna You're eventually just
go the Costanza and there's just it's going to be
like Moses has walked through the center of your head.
Maybe maybe that's a dream, but you're only forty two.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
But by then I was here, you know what I mean,
And my wife was just going to look hot as
an old feeling.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
You sure have a menia.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
It's a weird thing. Good day, fellas, good day, yeh.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
A shock and sleep bastard again again. You've had a
couple of bad nights. Sleep men really bad too. Much
in the person. Last few weekends as well, I didn't
have a weekend off. I meet him with CAZy today
and he was just giving me filthy looks the whole time.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
The fuck off, I was, Now, what I have to
do with that gaming podcast is sometimes I come in
and I literally don't speak until we start recording. Yeah,
because because I do drive, my chat comes on in
the afternoon.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yes, I don't know what it is.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Good chat the wall. That's why I knew about you're
taking the weekend off. You're hanging out with you missus,
You're not drinking pairs, You've been sleeping badly. I've heard
all this ship.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Did you hear? Yeah? Extremely care games by the way,
I check it out. Did you hear how I woke
up at five am this morning?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
No, because I've only just seen you today.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
I saw.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Didn't you have a meeting with him to tell him
at five am?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
I don't know. So what happened was I woke up
at five am this morning, right, bolt not didn't sit up,
but bolt away. Yeah, because I smelled my wife making
caramel for a stummy date pudding. Literally, and and then
I said it feel free to you know?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
He the joke is, well, it could have come from
anywhere within a one hundred kilometer radios with a honker
like that.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, I made that joke for myself, just to beat
everyone else to it. The whole Archy Big Show week
days from four on Radio Hurdarchy. Remember the Wrecky Big
Show podcast. But yeah, like, I've never woken up with
a strong smell of like, why is Lucy making a
sticky date pudding? And then there was like wide awake

(04:54):
she wasn't. Yeah, so we're having pudding for breakfast?

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Right? I actually had a very good sleep.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
That's great man, very nice. In fact, I woke up
this morning.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Your story is over and I was.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Going to say, is whatever Have you ever woken up
due to a smell?

Speaker 2 (05:10):
So you could smell caroen.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Due to a smellan?

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yes, I have really to say on one occasion I
have had that happened to me. I can't remember, sadly,
any of the details. It's so funny. Had yeah, I have,
I have had that, and it is odd, fucking brain man,
it's weird an event ship man.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah, anyway, so you had a really good sleep.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
I had a really good sleep and.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
I was fast asleep, and and I thought, and I thought,
my wife was right next to me, and I was
just about to roll over, and then I heard Dug Doug, Doug, Doug,
Doug Doug. And that's my wife getting the coffee out
of the Oh you know what I mean. I went,
hang about. It's my tune, it's my turn to do coffee.
But then she was already there. So when I'll leave it.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Till she thought she wanted to start today with a
good one.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah, and she, you know, she does it billardies and stuff.
And I'm getting a bit sort of now, listen, you're
up for ballards, you might as well just carry on
with the coffee.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
So we're getting out of sinc.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
That is true. How where are you at now with
your coffee? Have you got the better? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Three a day?

Speaker 1 (06:14):
No, in the sense that you were making them and
she didn't like them. Is she happier now? Yes?

Speaker 2 (06:19):
I think so good, you know, And I make sure
that they're not too hot, yeah, because.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
I like mine. Heart.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Well, you know, I'm not talking I'm not talking piping.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
No, not the way you used to make them.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
But you know, sometimes you need to you get a
coffee and it's barely tempered, and you just.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Go especially a milk like a flat bullshit.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Where the standard rule of thumbia of course chirs. But
because you're you're running a wand right, Yes, you run
the wand it's into this the stainless steel jug. Yes. Yes,
So the standard rule of thumb and a cafe is
a barisa as you you hold that stainless steel jug
in the palm of your hand. Yes, And when it's
too hot for touch, then you take it out. Correct,
that's when you're done.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Yes, Next, what I no feeling in his hands?

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, I've got man from both of his hands are pristigo.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
It's only when I hear the sizzling. But I go,
oh ship, hang on the Yeah, I've got.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
A big burdmark on my I wake up in the
middle of the morning and go hang about who's cooking bacon?
It's Jase.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
I don't know if you guys do this, but I
but usually when I wake up in the morning, the
first thing I did was process my day head.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Do you say, process your food from the day before?

Speaker 2 (07:31):
And I go, well, what's coming up today? I had
to read through today and I'm not a big fan
of read through.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Especially you know that he's got a what's a read
through for the listeners?

Speaker 2 (07:47):
A read through is when you're doing when you're filming
and there's a script and you go and have a
what's called a table.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
You will sit around and read it.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
We're all the.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Actors sit around at the table and they read.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
The script, and somebody will read out what's called the print, Yes,
say daytime, Yeah exactly, yeah, exactly, it's into interior office
day what he jizbot sits were in a straight lid
Carter's cap.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, suddenly a huge fact.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
And it's funny because I'm always like, can we not
can we just skip the big print please? But it
was fine.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
It was big.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Scrapt one hundred and eighty pages, three hours.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
That's more than three hours, though, and who dies.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
I can't tell you anything. I cannot even tell you
the name of the show.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
All he can say is it's not him, or is it?

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Maybe?

Speaker 1 (08:40):
We don't know? I mean, what a mystery. Well, the
thing about Liz, we'll never know. Yeah, you're right, we'll
never know. Even after it comes out. We'll have no
other zero clues exactly.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Well, when it comes out, I can send it to
you if I can remind you, I'll let you know
when it's on.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Hang on, this is I'm curious. So if you were
to send it to me, how do you do that?

Speaker 2 (09:01):
No, I'll remind you. I'll send you a link. Okay,
there'll be a link.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
To what you get sent a link to it. Does
the crew get like the cast gets in a link
to hey, here's the latest episode?

Speaker 2 (09:13):
No, what tens happens? They will say, Oh, by the way,
this is playing at such and such a time on
such and such.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Right, it's playing three am on Bravo. Yeah, if you
want to check it out. This is Jason's big ibs.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
But you know, and normally i'd be but I was like, well,
I'm sure at some stage it will play at three
am on Bravo.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah it's premiere.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yeah, yeah, well that's interesting. But yeah, Jase, have you
ever woken up smelling something man.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Other than someone's balls.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yes, I'm sure I have.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Of course, not only is it all the time, Not
all the time.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
I'm sure I've been working up by I've been working
up by smoke the fool.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
But that's an actual smell, all right. Yes, I'd completely
fabricated it.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
But there was no smoke.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Oh really smelling smoke. Isn't there a stroke?

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Haven't that's good ship? Hey?

Speaker 3 (10:11):
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