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July 22, 2024 11 mins

On today's Outro, we talk tech, and get into the nitty gritty around Kumara.

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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every weekday on Radio Hurdarky. Thanks mate.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Why are you looking at me like that?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Kid, because you're sitting there with a look on your
face like I've got something I'm silly I want to
say about Kezy.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
No, No, you have a face sometimes I could face.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
The head on the air appeared to me that he
was going to come in with some eyes to the
front content. Yeah, yeah, that face there. See that.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Well I was actually guilty of that myself, but not
in a pervy way.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
I know you're just admiring.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
I was simply noticing them walking past the windows.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
You always notice your walking past, to be fair, you
never miss it, and you never never missed an opportunity
to walking past.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
I was thinking of the two blokes out there, Mogi
that are having vapes.

Speaker 5 (00:54):
But you just said walking past.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
They when they were there, and then they walked over there,
and it just distracked. It's I'm a little bit flamax
because I've got headphones that I don't like and I
sound terrible.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
Well, there's no way for you to be professional and
just crack on. I guess I mean, I.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Will be professional, but you know what I mean, I.

Speaker 5 (01:13):
Hate bad head I don't mind those ones the fist
year and a half of the show with those yes,
very massive, see that. I didn't know how ship they
were until I tried some others because they don't. They're
not a very firm placement over the years, are they now.
It's a soft place, very soft. It's very softly, softly making.
They're welss headphones, he said them for well for a

(01:33):
long time, heavily cushioned.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
I would say, a poor workman blames his tools. Jase, No,
it's not.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
It's not going to be any d And somebody has
got ship tools blames their tools. So there's there's two
groups that are all thrown together there. Yeah, you know
what I mean? Which group are you falling into?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Which is really interesting because we've got a new set
up here in the studio and Keezy Iff and Jeff
about the mouse and the computers. He said it's a
bit too high tip for him. So I had to
go around and just you know.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
As well, So this mouse here, Finn leaves it from
the breakfast show. He leaves it behind. It's like a
flash bluetooth mouse.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
What I like about that is that hasn't got a
wire hanging out the asse.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Well, that's right, it's twenty twenty four. But the one
that is provided is ancient and has just got all
sorts of food and shit stuck in the bottom of it.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
So you're trying to click on stuff, But why are
you're not using the one that finds with mind? Does
he not always leave it behind? No?

Speaker 3 (02:26):
No, he doesn't always leave it right, although he started
doing it more lately. Right, So I'm just like, okay, sweet,
you use that mouse because quite often I'll be using that.
They go to fire off something important, like a sting.
So if you ever hear me fire off the wrong sting,
that's what it is, we'll be slightly delayed.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
The same before we rolled. It'd cost thirty backs to
get a decent way. It's right, and considering what you're
doing there is you're making mistakes on as you have said,
important sting. Yeah, like, would you consider spinding the thirty
bucks yourself since it's so important?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
No shit, No, I just fuck no pegs. I just
thought that you were fearing. Well, what you said was
I don't get this technology like the cordless.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Mouse, cordless like a jug.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
This is this is the thing about people with technology, Mogi.
They so often get intimidated by it. But you don't
need to keasy.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Yeah, it's all right.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
So it's all easy.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
I mean you you.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Don't need to you don't need to tense up about it. Man,
it's all good. It's all g man.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
In fact, you're just calling it technology shows that you're
the one who doesn't know about the technology.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
I'm assuming we're not going to talk about crowd strike
are we in the show? What's that that they were
responsible for the crash that I t crash? Are we
going there? It seems like not, well we will in
the show, we don't.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
Yeah, did it affect you in any way?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
That Nah?

Speaker 5 (03:50):
It affected me absolutely nothing changed.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
It affected me quite severely. Right, I was on the
way home, dropped an Ira off. This is pre Warriors
commentary has already wasted. Dropped him off, as I'll see
in two hours, and I pick your ass up again.
My wife rings me and goes, hey, we need a CUMAA.
I was like, do we need wase that year we do.
So I went to the supermarket. All of the self
served checkouts are closed and no if poss works. There's
a line of like fifteen people. And I bought a

(04:14):
Cumera for two dollars sixty and broke a twenty that
I was using to pay the lawnmower man the next day.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
The lawnmower man, Oh, what a disaster. That's like, honestly, Mabe,
this is the worst end of It's the end of civilization.
But that is a ball ache.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Meanwhile, that's air.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
I would have just stolen the cumera. Yeah, the cameras
would have been down. Man, you would have been sweet
and think you know, you would have been picked chris Key.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
I would have just shoved it down my pants because
they wouldn't have noticed.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
But you wouldn't have room for it down your.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Pa, Well, that's what I mean. It just look the same.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
That is true, though your downstairs does look like a
two dollars sixty coumera.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, Beauregard's about a kg? Was it? Nah?

Speaker 3 (04:51):
It was a tiny, weird shaped one. And then get this,
I get home. Did I have an ankle sock on
it? It did like someone had a crack at it and
then given up halfway through. But I got home and
I'm like, oh, you never bloody believe the debarcle. And
I was starting to tell my wife as she's cutting
the comera and making chips. Yeah, cuts it open and
it's bright purple inside.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
She's like, oh, what kind of comera is this? I've
never seen a comber like this?

Speaker 2 (05:12):
And I was like, great, you've never seen purple inside
a kumra before.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Because they' usually purple on the outside and then like
orange on the inside.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
It looked like a beetroot.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
No, the orange kumera orange on the inside. The purple. Yeah, no,
they're purple.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Kezy that purple and then orange. I've never seen purple
all the way through.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
Hell of a weekend for you. Then you backed me up.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
The only so I've not got a strong enough The
only way that it affected me, Maggie, was it? What
was that on Friday night? Yet Friday night, at some
stage in the evening, my wife said to me, can
you get into our Kiwi bank account?

Speaker 5 (05:50):
And I went you wouldn't be able to do that
at the best of times.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
And I said nat, And she said, oh, because someone's
just gone on Facebook and said their account's been cleared out,
and I was like you, it was just like a
massive sort of bank heist that's going on here. Everyone's
accounts are just been cleared out.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
But I was like, whatever, sweet as men, you've got
that big pile of dog squad. I'm picturing my uncle
Scrooge or Scrooge McDuck with a big pile of gold coins.
Scrooge under your under your bed there. John too Good
just walked in. I just remember that we're interview.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
I remember that as you passed outside.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
That's right. Yeah, to be fair to me, I'm not
a scrooge.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
No, you're not. You're generous jas But remember that time
where you took everybody to the betch that was already booked.
That was generous.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Hey, when you want to go this week in fields? Okay?

Speaker 5 (06:45):
I'm sure yeah? Is it free?

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Nah? Well that hasn't stopped us in the past.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Who y Big show week days from four on radio Hurdarchy,
I can show podcast.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
He got me got a birthday lunch to go to
kids or adults? Adults? Yeah, adults, adults. It's a funny word.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Adults.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
Adults get on it. Well, this is the thing. This
is because I've said I'm getting off it, you see,
And this is the kind of support that I get
from my wife. She's like, oh, can you just drink
this weekend? Yeah? And then after that.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
And it must be and I'm guessing that she must
have to really twist your arm.

Speaker 5 (07:37):
Well it's an interesting thing, isn't it, because well, no,
I guess that's not true. But no, she won't have
to twist it fat. The thing is, i want to
go back to the gym, but I'm also still on antibiotics,
so I'm not going to do that until I and
this remember last year, it just got to let myself
get good before I go back. So maybe one more
week of drinking, it'll be just a ticket get you

(07:59):
through one more week of the debt.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
To be fa I would kill for Lucy to be like,
can you just get on the purse please. I would
kill for that because she just doesn't. But it's not
like you need any encouragement.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
I'm terrible man. Like with my wife if we go
out to dinner and ship and I'm like, just have
a wine, darling, just have a blah blah blah blah blah,
just have an Nah.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
I tried to do that as well, and she's just
not into it.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Same when we went to on the gear instead.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah, just a bit of h and a bit of
glass Barbie action.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
What happened to Hobart?

Speaker 2 (08:40):
We were in Hobart and Adelaide, you know, just get
into and she was like, nah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
We should have saved that for the main show.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
Actually, that's pretty good, like five o'clock tease that.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Now we should have we should have saved the purple
orange coomel.

Speaker 5 (08:59):
And we're gonna run a quiz on a quiz.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
I'm going to because I'm outraged that you that you're
so it's so stupid.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
J I ate so much Kuma do. I not as
much as.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
And that's the first time I've ever seen a purple
one right like beetroot color beat root.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
Seriously, it was it was.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Talk about overplaying your hand man.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
What Yeah, man, Jesus, I come on Zealand Organic Kumera.
It's called purple dawn, right, purple all the way through?

Speaker 4 (09:32):
Yeah, okay, that's I've never have heard of purple dawn before. Yeah, whatever,
I've never heard of it.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
And you're right, most camera purple on the outside and
look like a potato on the inside. But ja, I'm
sure you're right in your own way.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
A potato was not orange.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
That's not what we're arguing about. It was it.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Was purple and it was orange in the middle. Did
not We're going to get them.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Let's get the audio on that.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
The comita was purple on the outside and then sort
of orange e in the middle.

Speaker 5 (10:09):
Oh did you Okay?

Speaker 3 (10:10):
I take it back because shame because Parks had the
audio ready to go, damn it.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
So it's like, yeah, it's so it's like yellow on
the inside.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
Right, like a potato. It looks like it to me. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
To put a final nail on this. The purple kuma
that eye cut generally is is a light purple.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
In the middle.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
Can you send a photo of it next time?

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (10:33):
And don't just go out to the pharaohs wherever you
shop every day and ask for a purple dawn.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
And get a wow people, what are they.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
Called purple dawn? Purple dawn?

Speaker 5 (10:46):
Ye, Jimmy heddrix. Actually we get uh, Johnny too good
in here with us. Let's get Johnny too much in there.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Is that going to be on the show today or
what we're near to it.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
That's actually a funny day.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Ah, that's on the show today. I thank you, you're
absolutely Why wouldn't it.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Be I don't know.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
Well, you can't just record me to you.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
And then play it on a later date. Jas, It's
just stupid.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
It could be in a later day.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
I think it's tomorrow, actually, Pugs, is it Tomorrow's?

Speaker 5 (11:15):
It's tomorrow? Okay, courts for tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Can we do it today now? I'mn't tired, Pugs.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
Pugs is tired too.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Okay, Okay. He wants us to get John in here
and he's not looking happy at met moment.

Speaker 5 (11:26):
Two Mickey in here.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Hey, thanks for listening.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Listen to the Hurducky Big Show Fort'll seven every week
down RADI you Huducky.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Thanks mate,
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