December 10, 2025 • 10 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
To to To To to Testing Too to.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast, Get up even Closer
on Instagram, YouTube and tick off for for dogging for
SI every weekday on radio.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Get a few.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Hi. Have you noticed Moggi yells himself into his Of course.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
I've worked with him for four years.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
We did it last week.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah, what does too mickey mean? By the way, I
just should know this.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
You should asking me. Why are you asking me?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Because you're pretty good with this sort of stuff. Keasy,
Oh dear.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Well, my understanding of the phrase is it's literally just
too much, but like the multi Yeah, whether it directly
directly translates to I don't know if that is a
direct translation. Do you know the literal translation? Yeah, it's
too much, is right?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Ye're nice and actually I think it sounds better than
actually too much.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Oh that's big of you, wipe man.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
It's funny enough.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
For the first time in a long time, watched Maldi
television last night.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
You were saying it's shocking.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Well, I watched a show called Moontide Fishing.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
It's a very good station.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
On it.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I've watched some really good movies on it as well.
I've watched nothing but I love it moontide fishing. Yes,
Were you typing in like moon TV or screaming reels
just to watch some of your old stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
No, I was just scrolling on the TV and I
saw that and I went, oh, that's interesting tide.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
They they fish according to where the moon's at. They
well the position the presenters.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yes, and so when's the moon tie? Is that so
they're always fishing at night?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
No, it's just where the moon is in the sky.
It can be during the day.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Does that fit the fish? Apparently?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
So the energy, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Because the moon rotating. Yeah, that's all fix the tides.
But I can't imagine how the fish would be like
fisher in the water.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
But I tell you what, they got a bloody beautiful kingies.
Oh really, and it was it was great stuff because
they were getting all these kingies. But what was happening
was there with bronze whale shouts around and so they'd
be frantically trying to pull on a massive king of bronzie,
and then a bronzie would come and literally that where
(02:24):
and the guys and other bloody bronzie and that we
winded in and there'll be just the head of the kingfish,
and it'd be like, damn it.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Did you know that? You know Troy Kingy. Yes, he
chose and related his stage name because he loves fishing
for kingies. Oh really no, it's his last name, hey, Fellas.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
The moon absolutely affects fish, and that's one of the
biggest metual factors. Anglers pay attention to the moon effects tides,
light levels, which in turn effect fish behavior, feeding times,
and where they sit in the water.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Right, yes, okay, because the basic fairy is fortify of
days out from a full moon.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
There's a good time.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
To face Jason, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Seriously? I used to follow another.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Guy out there for years. I follow him around.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
I think his name from his last name was definitely
war Hepper, Yeah Bill Bill Yeah. And he used to
you know, have a little thing where this is a
good time, this is a bad time. Yes, And so
I used to follow him for a long time around.
I didn't catch anything.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Hipper fishing adventures I remember, correct. Yes, he looked like
Billy T. James. Billy T James vibe about him single
it backbone, yellow towelrun the yellowteel. Really he was the
first one. He was the first one to win the.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Really, but I am quite fascinated by that sort of stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
They show week days from four on Radio Hurarchy with
the Wrecking Big Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I don't mind a bit of fishing action on the TV.
I get a little three point eight busy.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I still am yet to see a fish that you've caught, right,
It's like we saw him catch fish when we were
on that boat. We we literally had to take him
out on a boat a rod in his hand that
already had bait on it. Yes, I want to see it.
It's it's like Jason's mystical house that he apparently lives
and I've never seen it. I'm not sure it even exists.
But we haven't seen yours.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
No, I live in the bush, Keezy, But we all
know that lives in a house.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Right, So you think old Sticker the dump. I don't
ember that shirt.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
I don't even live in a house, Keezy, I say, is.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
You just you talk a lot about it. But I've
always like when we come around and it says, ah haha,
I love fishing while we're are the fish. Ah haha.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
I'll get you around this year.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Keazy's it for it for Mauori television, right, it looks
like the TV and Z one and it's got some
that's got find me a Maldi bride?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Have you seen that before?
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Very funny, isn't that what's gonna matey? And then some
The Convict is up there as one of the movies
available which swept the awards this year.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, the last film that Le directed.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
I remember watching this is true. It was a foreign
film on Mardi television. It was no, it wasn't, but
it wasn't. It wasn't.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
It was Italian or something like that.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Italian and there was a scene in this film and
it was it was a guy lying on a beach
naked and.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Jokes, I'm not joking.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
The scene was focus on his waist and his fatus
getting an erection, and it was massive. It was I can't.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yeah, I had to go and sort myself out.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
What did you say when you were sorry? Like, oh
where to Nicky? Know what you said? Fire out?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
And my my wife was like, oh.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Ah, full frontal, flaccid penis that went to a rictum.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Watching that went to it and there was no one
around him or anything. You hadn't even seen that, and
it was just like what the this' is quite was it.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Had he had a circumcision, Yes, he was circumcised, probably
from recollection, I mean a good one or one of
your mangled operations.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
It's not like somebody gone.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
It's not like burns into my memory mode.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Sure it's not.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
And you're only bringing it up fifteen years later on
your podcast You're sick.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Fuck probably ten years to be fair.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
You should do a podcast called pulling your Pond about
that's really nice a podcast? And was it just about
it's just you talk about all the times you've watched
stuff on multi TV and be this is just just chat.
But how it is rare to see the engorging penis. Yes,
(07:12):
you usually see that flaid number seeing it going the
other way, aren't you? You usually see the flaccid number
or the fully riched Number'm talking about in real life too, Yes,
like I never you know, I never see on the
way out. Normally have to other things. It's normally just
like it's almos. It's almost just like it's just like
here it is. I'm good to go to a time lapse.
(07:35):
We should ever race. We need a time that's for Jason.
We'll be like an hour. We have to take a
photo every bitt.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
We should and we should see what it is, what
it does to get to go, and feelings should rich
prebs on the screen.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
So you're reckon an erection race, Well, the thing with me,
it would take a while, yeah, because it's so massive.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I'm gonna need a lot of blood down there.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
He's like turning around a cruise line, you know very much.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
It's like a raising a mighty oak.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
I think it's like waking you know, smag from the Hobbit,
that dragon from its slumber deep on a long time
to wake up because it's.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Been asleep for a hundred years. A dog squad money
paid in gold bullion is the way I pat it
from what my The way I picture your photos is
you know that like famous statue of the guys raising
the flag, Army guys raising the flag. But as a
year goes by, yes, right, but every year that goes by,
(08:40):
one of those dudes just leaves until it's just one guy.
He's struggling to get out. It's like, yeah, rotting on
the ground.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
It's gott borer and it reeks.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
My flags perfectly. Okay, don't you worry about it.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
The like an erection competition would be interesting.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Well, I mean, if you didn't win it, it would be
deeply humiliating for your Keysy.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
I've already won. I'm literally winning it right now. Yes,
all this flag talk.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah, man, Steff's right, Stephie's.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
That was the Stuffie's was my first ever term for
them as well.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Same.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
It's like you're talked about the first time I got
a water not first time, but when my brother put
on some pawn at.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
About that and he was like, what are you doing? Shit?
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Yeah, but really I was really adjusting my my radier,
my twelve year old ragia maybe eleven year old radio.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Second, he said, how come your shoes still hanging out then?
And he was right, Rajia, I had absolute ragia watching
porn with your brother and getting a ragia.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Just a good wholesome family st pretty standy, pretty standing
in and one of the neighbors was over as well.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Oh god, yeah, there was.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
A few of us, just a fellows just hanging out
watching a.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Would have been younger than that. Come over and get
bart up. How do you feel about busies?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Listening to the Big Show four or seven weekdays? Good listen, good.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
That was a good show though, then started out with
us going a beach. She was naked oh yeah for
To to To To to Testing Too to.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast, Get up even Closer
on Instagram, YouTube and tick off for for dogging for
SI every weekday on radio.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Get a few.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Hi. Have you noticed Moggi yells himself into his Of course.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
I've worked with him for four years.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
We did it last week.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah, what does too mickey mean? By the way, I
just should know this.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
You should asking me. Why are you asking me?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Because you're pretty good with this sort of stuff. Keasy,
Oh dear.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Well, my understanding of the phrase is it's literally just
too much, but like the multi Yeah, whether it directly
directly translates to I don't know if that is a
direct translation. Do you know the literal translation? Yeah, it's
too much, is right?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Ye're nice and actually I think it sounds better than
actually too much.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Oh that's big of you, wipe man.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
It's funny enough.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
For the first time in a long time, watched Maldi
television last night.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
You were saying it's shocking.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Well, I watched a show called Moontide Fishing.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
It's a very good station.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
On it.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I've watched some really good movies on it as well.
I've watched nothing but I love it moontide fishing. Yes,
Were you typing in like moon TV or screaming reels
just to watch some of your old stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
No, I was just scrolling on the TV and I
saw that and I went, oh, that's interesting tide.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
They they fish according to where the moon's at. They
well the position the presenters.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yes, and so when's the moon tie? Is that so
they're always fishing at night?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
No, it's just where the moon is in the sky.
It can be during the day.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Does that fit the fish? Apparently?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
So the energy, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Because the moon rotating. Yeah, that's all fix the tides.
But I can't imagine how the fish would be like
fisher in the water.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
But I tell you what, they got a bloody beautiful kingies.
Oh really, and it was it was great stuff because
they were getting all these kingies. But what was happening
was there with bronze whale shouts around and so they'd
be frantically trying to pull on a massive king of bronzie,
and then a bronzie would come and literally that where
(02:24):
and the guys and other bloody bronzie and that we
winded in and there'll be just the head of the kingfish,
and it'd be like, damn it.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Did you know that? You know Troy Kingy. Yes, he
chose and related his stage name because he loves fishing
for kingies. Oh really no, it's his last name, hey, Fellas.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
The moon absolutely affects fish, and that's one of the
biggest metual factors. Anglers pay attention to the moon effects tides,
light levels, which in turn effect fish behavior, feeding times,
and where they sit in the water.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Right, yes, okay, because the basic fairy is fortify of
days out from a full moon.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
There's a good time.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
To face Jason, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Seriously? I used to follow another.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Guy out there for years. I follow him around.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
I think his name from his last name was definitely
war Hepper, Yeah Bill Bill Yeah. And he used to
you know, have a little thing where this is a
good time, this is a bad time. Yes, And so
I used to follow him for a long time around.
I didn't catch anything.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Hipper fishing adventures I remember, correct. Yes, he looked like
Billy T. James. Billy T James vibe about him single
it backbone, yellow towelrun the yellowteel. Really he was the
first one. He was the first one to win the.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Really, but I am quite fascinated by that sort of stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
They show week days from four on Radio Hurarchy with
the Wrecking Big Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I don't mind a bit of fishing action on the TV.
I get a little three point eight busy.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I still am yet to see a fish that you've caught, right,
It's like we saw him catch fish when we were
on that boat. We we literally had to take him
out on a boat a rod in his hand that
already had bait on it. Yes, I want to see it.
It's it's like Jason's mystical house that he apparently lives
and I've never seen it. I'm not sure it even exists.
But we haven't seen yours.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
No, I live in the bush, Keezy, But we all
know that lives in a house.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Right, So you think old Sticker the dump. I don't
ember that shirt.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
I don't even live in a house, Keezy, I say, is.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
You just you talk a lot about it. But I've
always like when we come around and it says, ah haha,
I love fishing while we're are the fish. Ah haha.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
I'll get you around this year.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Keazy's it for it for Mauori television, right, it looks
like the TV and Z one and it's got some
that's got find me a Maldi bride?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Have you seen that before?
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Very funny, isn't that what's gonna matey? And then some
The Convict is up there as one of the movies
available which swept the awards this year.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, the last film that Le directed.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
I remember watching this is true. It was a foreign
film on Mardi television. It was no, it wasn't, but
it wasn't. It wasn't.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
It was Italian or something like that.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Italian and there was a scene in this film and
it was it was a guy lying on a beach
naked and.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Jokes, I'm not joking.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
The scene was focus on his waist and his fatus
getting an erection, and it was massive. It was I can't.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yeah, I had to go and sort myself out.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
What did you say when you were sorry? Like, oh
where to Nicky? Know what you said? Fire out?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
And my my wife was like, oh.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Ah, full frontal, flaccid penis that went to a rictum.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Watching that went to it and there was no one
around him or anything. You hadn't even seen that, and
it was just like what the this' is quite was it.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Had he had a circumcision, Yes, he was circumcised, probably
from recollection, I mean a good one or one of
your mangled operations.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
It's not like somebody gone.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
It's not like burns into my memory mode.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Sure it's not.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
And you're only bringing it up fifteen years later on
your podcast You're sick.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Fuck probably ten years to be fair.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
You should do a podcast called pulling your Pond about
that's really nice a podcast? And was it just about
it's just you talk about all the times you've watched
stuff on multi TV and be this is just just chat.
But how it is rare to see the engorging penis. Yes,
(07:12):
you usually see that flaid number seeing it going the
other way, aren't you? You usually see the flaccid number
or the fully riched Number'm talking about in real life too, Yes,
like I never you know, I never see on the
way out. Normally have to other things. It's normally just
like it's almos. It's almost just like it's just like
here it is. I'm good to go to a time lapse.
(07:35):
We should ever race. We need a time that's for Jason.
We'll be like an hour. We have to take a
photo every bitt.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
We should and we should see what it is, what
it does to get to go, and feelings should rich
prebs on the screen.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
So you're reckon an erection race, Well, the thing with me,
it would take a while, yeah, because it's so massive.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I'm gonna need a lot of blood down there.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
He's like turning around a cruise line, you know very much.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
It's like a raising a mighty oak.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
I think it's like waking you know, smag from the Hobbit,
that dragon from its slumber deep on a long time
to wake up because it's.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Been asleep for a hundred years. A dog squad money
paid in gold bullion is the way I pat it
from what my The way I picture your photos is
you know that like famous statue of the guys raising
the flag, Army guys raising the flag. But as a
year goes by, yes, right, but every year that goes by,
(08:40):
one of those dudes just leaves until it's just one guy.
He's struggling to get out. It's like, yeah, rotting on
the ground.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
It's gott borer and it reeks.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
My flags perfectly. Okay, don't you worry about it.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
The like an erection competition would be interesting.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Well, I mean, if you didn't win it, it would be
deeply humiliating for your Keysy.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
I've already won. I'm literally winning it right now. Yes,
all this flag talk.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah, man, Steff's right, Stephie's.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
That was the Stuffie's was my first ever term for
them as well.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Same.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
It's like you're talked about the first time I got
a water not first time, but when my brother put
on some pawn at.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
About that and he was like, what are you doing? Shit?
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Yeah, but really I was really adjusting my my radier,
my twelve year old ragia maybe eleven year old radio.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Second, he said, how come your shoes still hanging out then?
And he was right, Rajia, I had absolute ragia watching
porn with your brother and getting a ragia.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Just a good wholesome family st pretty standy, pretty standing
in and one of the neighbors was over as well.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Oh god, yeah, there was.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
A few of us, just a fellows just hanging out
watching a.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Would have been younger than that. Come over and get
bart up. How do you feel about busies?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Listening to the Big Show four or seven weekdays? Good listen, good.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
That was a good show though, then started out with
us going a beach. She was naked oh yeah for
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