October 16, 2025 • 11 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all you med bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
Get Up even Closer.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
On Instagram, YouTube and tictu off for for Doggs.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
For to seven every weekday on radioc yim in and
then drama drama before we get into the drama.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Did you shave today? Easy? Yesterday?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Okay, yesterday? I thought you were going to shave on
the tomorrow morning. That was your plan.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
You're gonna show it tomorrow morning as well? Well, I
mean two days later. Yeah, probably you're a smooth today.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Easy? Yeah, I don't shave, you know all the way
down I.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Even I haven't even showered today.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
You look yeah, we can tell you look like a scarecrow. Yeah, totally. Man.
You wait and you see me in shorts, just a
motion mesh of clothes at someone's.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I got home and things happened. I was meant to
have a shower and I just didn't have time.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
You're not shower since golf?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
No, I squirted some smelly shit on me, you know
what I mean? Yeah, Mogi magie mate.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Okay, fellas, So this week I think it was Monday
or Sunday. I woke up with real sore kidneys or
left kidney. Yes, and just tried to walk, you know,
walk it off, walk it off, you know me easy
on my backbone. Yeah, so real, And then it seemed
(01:29):
to get better over the course of the day, and
then it would be it's a constant ache. But sometimes
especially in the morning when you wake up, Oh fuck
it now like really sore, but I barely feel I
guess because I am as I said, key, you remember
a backbone. And so that's been going on all week
and I just I got to today and with you know,
(01:51):
considering we're going to Fiji tomorrow, and thought, do I
really want to be suffering from something severe, a severe
health emergency when I'm in Fiji, when I'm in the island.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
A trip I went on recently. It was a couple
of years ago. A woman had a severe health injury
whilst in Figi.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Somebody died of a stub toe when I was there.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
She got something in her eye which turned into a
severe eye in fiction and then she was took an eye.
Not that she didn't get ejaculate in her im you
come on, man, you are sick, but yeah, she she
had to taken to our IRB boat ride back to
the mainland, went to hospital they then had to she
was sharing a room with a dead person on one
(02:32):
of the gurneys.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
She then had to be flown back to Auckland on
the floor exactly. And then she flew back to Auckland
and then they could properly look at her eye and
they told her that she's going to be blind for
like a year and it might not even come right.
And that was one of our friends. So you definitely
don't want to do anything. Yeah, yeah, well I'm not
on the bright side. So anyway, I didn't want to
(02:56):
do that. So I went to the doctor today and
I just had them. I said, look, I just want
to get a blood test in a urine test, just
to see where things are at. He could did it there,
and then so I said, urine is all tickety booth.
There's no concerns and there except that that there are
traces of blood, which means you've probably got kidney stones.
(03:17):
Kidney stones, so that goes and it's sharp and it
cuts the inside of your kidney, which leads to bleeding
obviously and shows in your urine.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Oh wow. And then now that I've thought about it,
that is actually the pain that I'm feeling which is
what I had, because you've had it before six years ago.
I had it before, and I've just done a little
search and whether it's draw or not. But on chet GPT,
if you've got polycystic kidney's like I do, apparently you've
got more chance of getting kidney stones. So that is
good shit. Now, if there's a time you want it,
it's right before you go away from ten days to Fiji,
(03:47):
because when I tell you the pain of this, of
these things, yes, it is absolutely beyond belief. Beyond belief. Now.
I when I first I was just telling jose about this.
But when I got these the first time, I'd been
working myself to the bone, working on paranormal when it
was a paranormal all night. Then I come home, Jason
(04:08):
and I had done talkback. We were giving notes, so
I give notes on the edit during the day and
then I'd sleep for about three hours a day. And
that was for six weeks. Finally finished. On the last
day I had to be I was showing my daughter
how to do a headstand and I wasn't even halfway
through my beer and I was like, oh the fuck,
what's that man? And I went up to the bedroom
to get away from the missus because I didn't wanted
(04:29):
to see me in pain, because she'd never seen that before,
because you're a backbone, because I'm a fucking backbone. Yeah. Anyway,
I just thought it'll pass. And then I got to
the point I was like, ah, fuck, they're going to
have to go to the hospital. So grabs that. She
goes do you want to get an ambulance? I was like, nah,
an ambulance are more good. So we jumped in the
elevator because we were standing in apartments. Went By the
time I got to the bottom floor, I said, give
(04:51):
me a fucking ambulance man, which is out the gate. Yes,
Then they on the phone to the ambulance. By the
time they eventually I said, you don't need an ambulance.
You need to be dead before you can get an
ambulance of Wellington, So that was good. Went there, put
me on a morphine drip, which was amazing, Yes, fucking amazing,
(05:11):
and then normally you pass it really quickly, but I
didn't the next and then they let me out the
next morning it had gone and then had come back.
Later that day. They put me back on the morphine drip.
It didn't touch the sides. So a class opiate de
pumped into Yeah, and it didn't even knock even a
(05:33):
minuscule edge off the pane. You should have got an epigurial, man,
I should have got my head chopped off, I remember.
But get the filled spine.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
M I remember one of our teachers at our school
had them, and he was a really mild man of do,
and he said when he was talking about them afterwards,
it was fucking agony. Yeah, because you've got to imagine
like a stony crystal lea kind of little blob. They're
(06:02):
just going through the veins, and that.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
The problem is ultimately it's in the kidneys and so
it's trying to get out, but it's making its way
into your urethra, which is in your penis coming and
you've got to pass it out. So it's going up,
you know, down your fucking piss hole and scratching the
fuck out of your urethroat. So sometimes they can bet.
Also sometimes they can be so big, and they can
tell this from a scan that they have to laser
(06:30):
them in your body because they will not make it
so it will not make its way. Sorry. So what
I was trying to do today was get a scan
an ultrasound to find out if I've got them and
also what size they are. But I couldn't get them
because they're full up because the time is what is
it recording for you? So I couldn't get in there.
So I'm just going to Fiji and hopefu. Yeah, the whole.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Chey b show wee days from four on Radio Hurdarchy,
the Lacking Big Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Apparently, if you when you pass them, if you put
a little ciev there. I was just thinking, when you
capture the barcards, they are worth a bomb and they
make like rings and shot out. U.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
No, that's right. Now. Listen to this. A study comparing
renal colock, which is the pain from a kidney stone
kezy versus childbirth. Yeah, because I've heard that this is
the same as childbirth, found that among women who had
experienced both childbirth and kidney stones, sixty three percent said
that kidney stone pain was worse than childbirth, and sixteen
(07:37):
percent said the two were similar. So you're talking about
four out of five people say it's as bad or
worse than childbirth.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Would I would imagine, and you know, because I don't
know if you guys know this. I'm not a woman,
but that childbirth would be a kind of generic, wavy,
generic throbbing pain, whereas your kidney stone would be a weary, sharp,
gnarly specific pain.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
The other thing is that you know when child birth
is over because you've got a baby, yes, but you
don't really know when when you're at no point knew
that it was over.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Can you start personing into a sieve? And now that
rings a belly? I think that's what I did.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
So every time I went for a purse, I had
to pers into a sieve so they could tell her
if I passed it or not. That's good. Yeah, that's
a good idea. The colander has probably got too big
a hole in it someone's hand. Yeah, I'll catch it.
I'll catch it.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Can you person into a sieve and then once you're
done with it, like take the little thing?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
And did you just hide it in one of Jason's
salt grinders?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Just not tell them? And it's uric ur after a year.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
But like, hey, Jason, you've been having plenty of salt
lately and yeah, why yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Guess what that was my?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, because because I carry around and have with me
at all times.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
A salt shaker, do you that's Christmas?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
My pop used to do that, really, salt and pepper
and his jacket pocket whenever he went out for dinner
or anywhere, because he's from that that generation no longer
with us, but he's from the generation where all.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
They ate was just like boiled meat.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yes, it's so like when pepper and salt came out,
it was like you fucking put heaps of it on. Yeah,
but that's that sucks smoking man.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, it's not great, man. It rob be great. Was
if I had it happen after I got back, Yeah, totally.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
But after the ten days, it reminded me of when
we were going to Hoodie J's batch and then you
got sick the day before. I mean obviously it was
double booked and we had a ship time.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Oh yeah, I mean I won. You won, definitely, you
won on that occasion, man. But it reminds me of that,
and it's a damn shame. I mean, I'll be honest
with you. The pain isn't so bad that I can't
drink through it. I was gonna say very clear about that.
Drink through it, yeah, will be well.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
I imagine the alcohol will dissipate it.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
We'll make it worse. We're going to find out one
way or the other. But yeah, I guess the longest
it can go for a couple of days. But what
I am worried about is golf. So I think I'm
probably just going to drive. I don't want to make it.
I don't want to exacerbate it. Expeedy eight.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Right, So that'll be interesting because that means is three
and two.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I'll still be I'll be out. Okay, I'll drive. I'm
assuming we've got buggies. No, we definitely will you. Yeah,
so I'll be I'll be involved with that for sure. Yeah, okay, cool.
But also I'm almost tempted to just go hard and
then just have it happen and it'll be done in
a couple of days, you know.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Yeah, definitely still take the club, see how it goes.
And yeah, oh.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Wow, might put your pudding off a little bit though,
if you're passing a kidney stone, you've got Jason.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Padding. I hate it.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Come on, man, it's all g Listen is the Big
Show four or seven weekdays on Radio Hdarky on Radio
Hdarchy's Radio hod Ah
For all you med bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
Get Up even Closer.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
On Instagram, YouTube and tictu off for for Doggs.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
For to seven every weekday on radioc yim in and
then drama drama before we get into the drama.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Did you shave today? Easy? Yesterday?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Okay, yesterday? I thought you were going to shave on
the tomorrow morning. That was your plan.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
You're gonna show it tomorrow morning as well? Well, I
mean two days later. Yeah, probably you're a smooth today.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Easy? Yeah, I don't shave, you know all the way
down I.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Even I haven't even showered today.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
You look yeah, we can tell you look like a scarecrow. Yeah, totally. Man.
You wait and you see me in shorts, just a
motion mesh of clothes at someone's.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I got home and things happened. I was meant to
have a shower and I just didn't have time.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
You're not shower since golf?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
No, I squirted some smelly shit on me, you know
what I mean? Yeah, Mogi magie mate.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Okay, fellas, So this week I think it was Monday
or Sunday. I woke up with real sore kidneys or
left kidney. Yes, and just tried to walk, you know,
walk it off, walk it off, you know me easy
on my backbone. Yeah, so real, And then it seemed
(01:29):
to get better over the course of the day, and
then it would be it's a constant ache. But sometimes
especially in the morning when you wake up, Oh fuck
it now like really sore, but I barely feel I
guess because I am as I said, key, you remember
a backbone. And so that's been going on all week
and I just I got to today and with you know,
(01:51):
considering we're going to Fiji tomorrow, and thought, do I
really want to be suffering from something severe, a severe
health emergency when I'm in Fiji, when I'm in the island.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
A trip I went on recently. It was a couple
of years ago. A woman had a severe health injury
whilst in Figi.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Somebody died of a stub toe when I was there.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
She got something in her eye which turned into a
severe eye in fiction and then she was took an eye.
Not that she didn't get ejaculate in her im you
come on, man, you are sick, but yeah, she she
had to taken to our IRB boat ride back to
the mainland, went to hospital they then had to she
was sharing a room with a dead person on one
(02:32):
of the gurneys.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
She then had to be flown back to Auckland on
the floor exactly. And then she flew back to Auckland
and then they could properly look at her eye and
they told her that she's going to be blind for
like a year and it might not even come right.
And that was one of our friends. So you definitely
don't want to do anything. Yeah, yeah, well I'm not
on the bright side. So anyway, I didn't want to
(02:56):
do that. So I went to the doctor today and
I just had them. I said, look, I just want
to get a blood test in a urine test, just
to see where things are at. He could did it there,
and then so I said, urine is all tickety booth.
There's no concerns and there except that that there are
traces of blood, which means you've probably got kidney stones.
(03:17):
Kidney stones, so that goes and it's sharp and it
cuts the inside of your kidney, which leads to bleeding
obviously and shows in your urine.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Oh wow. And then now that I've thought about it,
that is actually the pain that I'm feeling which is
what I had, because you've had it before six years ago.
I had it before, and I've just done a little
search and whether it's draw or not. But on chet GPT,
if you've got polycystic kidney's like I do, apparently you've
got more chance of getting kidney stones. So that is
good shit. Now, if there's a time you want it,
it's right before you go away from ten days to Fiji,
(03:47):
because when I tell you the pain of this, of
these things, yes, it is absolutely beyond belief. Beyond belief. Now.
I when I first I was just telling jose about this.
But when I got these the first time, I'd been
working myself to the bone, working on paranormal when it
was a paranormal all night. Then I come home, Jason
(04:08):
and I had done talkback. We were giving notes, so
I give notes on the edit during the day and
then I'd sleep for about three hours a day. And
that was for six weeks. Finally finished. On the last
day I had to be I was showing my daughter
how to do a headstand and I wasn't even halfway
through my beer and I was like, oh the fuck,
what's that man? And I went up to the bedroom
to get away from the missus because I didn't wanted
(04:29):
to see me in pain, because she'd never seen that before,
because you're a backbone, because I'm a fucking backbone. Yeah. Anyway,
I just thought it'll pass. And then I got to
the point I was like, ah, fuck, they're going to
have to go to the hospital. So grabs that. She
goes do you want to get an ambulance? I was like, nah,
an ambulance are more good. So we jumped in the
elevator because we were standing in apartments. Went By the
time I got to the bottom floor, I said, give
(04:51):
me a fucking ambulance man, which is out the gate. Yes,
Then they on the phone to the ambulance. By the
time they eventually I said, you don't need an ambulance.
You need to be dead before you can get an
ambulance of Wellington, So that was good. Went there, put
me on a morphine drip, which was amazing, Yes, fucking amazing,
(05:11):
and then normally you pass it really quickly, but I
didn't the next and then they let me out the
next morning it had gone and then had come back.
Later that day. They put me back on the morphine drip.
It didn't touch the sides. So a class opiate de
pumped into Yeah, and it didn't even knock even a
(05:33):
minuscule edge off the pane. You should have got an epigurial, man,
I should have got my head chopped off, I remember.
But get the filled spine.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
M I remember one of our teachers at our school
had them, and he was a really mild man of do,
and he said when he was talking about them afterwards,
it was fucking agony. Yeah, because you've got to imagine
like a stony crystal lea kind of little blob. They're
(06:02):
just going through the veins, and that.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
The problem is ultimately it's in the kidneys and so
it's trying to get out, but it's making its way
into your urethra, which is in your penis coming and
you've got to pass it out. So it's going up,
you know, down your fucking piss hole and scratching the
fuck out of your urethroat. So sometimes they can bet.
Also sometimes they can be so big, and they can
tell this from a scan that they have to laser
(06:30):
them in your body because they will not make it
so it will not make its way. Sorry. So what
I was trying to do today was get a scan
an ultrasound to find out if I've got them and
also what size they are. But I couldn't get them
because they're full up because the time is what is
it recording for you? So I couldn't get in there.
So I'm just going to Fiji and hopefu. Yeah, the whole.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Chey b show wee days from four on Radio Hurdarchy,
the Lacking Big Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Apparently, if you when you pass them, if you put
a little ciev there. I was just thinking, when you
capture the barcards, they are worth a bomb and they
make like rings and shot out. U.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
No, that's right. Now. Listen to this. A study comparing
renal colock, which is the pain from a kidney stone
kezy versus childbirth. Yeah, because I've heard that this is
the same as childbirth, found that among women who had
experienced both childbirth and kidney stones, sixty three percent said
that kidney stone pain was worse than childbirth, and sixteen
(07:37):
percent said the two were similar. So you're talking about
four out of five people say it's as bad or
worse than childbirth.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Would I would imagine, and you know, because I don't
know if you guys know this. I'm not a woman,
but that childbirth would be a kind of generic, wavy,
generic throbbing pain, whereas your kidney stone would be a weary, sharp,
gnarly specific pain.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
The other thing is that you know when child birth
is over because you've got a baby, yes, but you
don't really know when when you're at no point knew
that it was over.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Can you start personing into a sieve? And now that
rings a belly? I think that's what I did.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
So every time I went for a purse, I had
to pers into a sieve so they could tell her
if I passed it or not. That's good. Yeah, that's
a good idea. The colander has probably got too big
a hole in it someone's hand. Yeah, I'll catch it.
I'll catch it.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Can you person into a sieve and then once you're
done with it, like take the little thing?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
And did you just hide it in one of Jason's
salt grinders?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Just not tell them? And it's uric ur after a year.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
But like, hey, Jason, you've been having plenty of salt
lately and yeah, why yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Guess what that was my?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, because because I carry around and have with me
at all times.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
A salt shaker, do you that's Christmas?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
My pop used to do that, really, salt and pepper
and his jacket pocket whenever he went out for dinner
or anywhere, because he's from that that generation no longer
with us, but he's from the generation where all.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
They ate was just like boiled meat.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yes, it's so like when pepper and salt came out,
it was like you fucking put heaps of it on. Yeah,
but that's that sucks smoking man.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, it's not great, man. It rob be great. Was
if I had it happen after I got back, Yeah, totally.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
But after the ten days, it reminded me of when
we were going to Hoodie J's batch and then you
got sick the day before. I mean obviously it was
double booked and we had a ship time.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Oh yeah, I mean I won. You won, definitely, you
won on that occasion, man. But it reminds me of that,
and it's a damn shame. I mean, I'll be honest
with you. The pain isn't so bad that I can't
drink through it. I was gonna say very clear about that.
Drink through it, yeah, will be well.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
I imagine the alcohol will dissipate it.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
We'll make it worse. We're going to find out one
way or the other. But yeah, I guess the longest
it can go for a couple of days. But what
I am worried about is golf. So I think I'm
probably just going to drive. I don't want to make it.
I don't want to exacerbate it. Expeedy eight.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Right, So that'll be interesting because that means is three
and two.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I'll still be I'll be out. Okay, I'll drive. I'm
assuming we've got buggies. No, we definitely will you. Yeah,
so I'll be I'll be involved with that for sure. Yeah, okay, cool.
But also I'm almost tempted to just go hard and
then just have it happen and it'll be done in
a couple of days, you know.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Yeah, definitely still take the club, see how it goes.
And yeah, oh.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Wow, might put your pudding off a little bit though,
if you're passing a kidney stone, you've got Jason.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Padding. I hate it.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Come on, man, it's all g Listen is the Big
Show four or seven weekdays on Radio Hdarky on Radio
Hdarchy's Radio hod Ah
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