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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
Get Up even Closer.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
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to seven every weekday on radio, heard care.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Get Ak Oh you know, but of this, but of
that beautiful day again.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I tell you what, man, I feel like it's springing
sprung Jayson. It was only it was this time last
week you were saying it was going to be raining
for the entire summer. Yes, how does that feel now?
In hindsight it feels like an over extra.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
To be fair, it isn't summer yet, and I wouldn't
be surprised if it does spring, knowing your luck, knowing
my lund maybe, But no, it's been great.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I think will only be ship whenever you booked to
go to the beach. I think that is the rule.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
We've actually had a really good run at the Batch. Actually,
to be fair, it's been really good, even even during
winter when we've gone, it's been like beautiful.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Now that I've given up drinking for the rest of
the year, I think it's time for me to start
drinking again because it's bloody beautiful.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Well it seems waiste not to How are you going
keezy keys.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Biting is really great if you're wet ass.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Though, how did that happen? Key?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
I was sitting on the couch and I forgot that
I had a glass of water resting next to me,
and someone had a shot on the old golf simulator
in there that we're doing with the A C C
and almost went in. I went yay, and then it
tipped all over my butt. And I've got gray pants on,
so it looks like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
It's really good.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
It looks a little like your shit yourself.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
A halfred percent. I think you got a real kick
out of it, which I'm happy with.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yes, feeling good at the moment. Itchy, I've got.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Tag but togs but yeah that what's that about?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
But I hate that I asked about tog it yees
didn't really have a good answer.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
That's bullshit.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah, No one's into The information around that is.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
That when you get like when you're on the beach
and stuff and you go for a swim and you
get the old sand, no swim.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
And it's just weir and as it's drying, before it's dried,
you just around you can you can itchy ass, right, Okay?
Just the yeah, it must be cha. I've a different
thing then, Oh yeah, right, you've got worms.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yeah, that'll be it. Because I was dragging my assle
on the carpet for a bit there in the house.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, like a dog, like a dog.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, man, Yeah, because I've certainly had. You know, when
I'm on the beach and you go for a swimming
and you're sit in the sand or even on your towel,
you end up with, you know, a culmination of sand
around the testes and anus, yes, which I've always found uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Do you like it? Do you like the ruffage?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I do. I don't mind it.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Exfoliating, afoliate. It leaves you looking brand new down there.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Man, have you ever thought about bleaching your anus?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
No, I haven't. I don't know what my anis looks like.
He never met it, never met it, never seen it,
never looked at in the ikzy, never stirred it down.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Brother, I've been curious about your ainus.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Look. I am slightly.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I did have a thing where I thought i'd quite
that start videotaping when I rap ass like recording it.
We were going to do that to see what the
anos looks like.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
The actual aness.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
The actual anus right to see what it looks like
when it's doing fats. That's that's curious to me. Seen
like the balloon thing I reckon when you out all
the year my inner because I worked in TV for
a long time. The perfect way to shoot that would
be you get someone like Pugs, yeah, or maybe Jace
to put a head mounted GoPro on and then just
sort of crouched down behind you and so.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I would just squat over Jason's head. That's right, it
needs to be head mounted.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
My instinct on that is that the sphincter is quite tight,
so I don't imagine it would be there would be
much movement unless you're really ripping ass.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, that's that's where I want to do it.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
My sphincter is very tight.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
So you know that one you.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Do in the morning, Jays the morning, that's the one
that's the one that I want to be recording.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Okay, that's a bit of a longer effort, you know. Yeah,
So what time do you get up normal? Because we'll
see Jays frond with the go that works for me.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I always struggle to disguise that one too, because often
my wife still in being and I don't want to
be ripping ass. You know what, you know what I do,
I'll tell you what I do. What I do, honestly
is I flush the toilet before I've finished and hold
it down for ages so that the flash keeps going.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
And then rappers, you guys do the same thing.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Well, it's not disgusting. It's what's disgusting is my wife
lying in bed hearing me ripping ass and the toilet.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
So this is an on sweite you're talking about, right,
Yes see, that's the issue is the hall.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
If I do go down the hall for my first
blue you know, my first poos or my only poos
as it turns out. But I my first whee of
the day is always in the end suite. I suppose
I could, actually I should actually just go to the
spear bog.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
No, you can do anything you want, that's true.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I mean it's my house.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, I mean our house is not just I reckon.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
I average of my wheeze these days are sitting down.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I'm much much higher at home. No, No, I mean
I'm you know, it used to be one hundred percent standing. Yeah,
I'm way way low now. The other thing that I've
got is I find and I don't know if this
is a foreskin related issue that I've got here, guys,
but as you I've got a beautiful cock. Sure you do, man, Yeah, okay, man.
(05:35):
When I stopped right at the end of there, here's
the habit of dribbling back, so going on the floor.
Oh really yeah, So I just think I can't be
bother cleaning that. So I just blame it on, you know,
my daughter or whatever. But that's why I sit down,
because of your leaky phuttos.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, because it just does that little bit of.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
A right all over the floor.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
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Speaker 1 (06:08):
And often as you get older too, you know what
happens is you don't feel like you've completely got all
the wheeze out really at that point, I don't know,
I don't feel that, but apparently that's one of the things.
I'm feeling like you never quite evacuated all the urine.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Really, yes, yeah, it feels like I've had periods of
feeling like that, periods of having like the old what
do they call it there, saw procato yeah socados really yeah, yeah, yeah,
and it just goes away for half a day or what.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
You know, you should just get a knitting needle when
I get that down there you read, and.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Just just one of those bottle cleaners.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Yes, the little yeah, that's the brush. You know what
you should do, Maggie is is when you are standing
to do wheeze, just move close to the toilet and
sort of straddle it.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Almost you've done that to test it.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
And you're pointing straight down with your penis.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Because the thing about it is I never see it.
I never see it happening right, And then I step
back and I remember there being like heap some over
the floor when I came in here, and so then
I do that straddle thing and it works, and I'm like, okay,
do sit down. But seriously, like people are.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
To blame it on someone in the house, but I can't.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Blokes that are listening try to sit down whee because
you just go, ah, you just chill.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
For a bit, Yeah, get on your phone.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
It's great.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, I generally still stand.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah, but your old schools though, but you know, like
you find it had to stand up again and exactly.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
And at night, of course, I sat because it's dark
and you know, you don't want to be winging all
over the place. Yeah, yeah, yeah, then I'll set, but
generally I'll stand and do wheeze.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Do you know what the best weeeze you can do
is when it's like you're at a let's say you're
at a bar or maybe not a bar party and
you drinking.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
I'm not drinking at the moment, and I'm not drinking
for the rest of you. Yeah, cool man, ture not.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
And you go outside at like ten o'clock or eleven.
You look up and the stars are just out. It's
beautiful us to if you don't wheeze like that, you're
just looking up at the sky going.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I do wheeze in my garden all the time.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, and during the day.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
One of the best ones I ever did was when
I was down in Geraldine a couple of years ago
playing a golf tournament and it was that Aurora Australis
was happening, and I went outside and I didn't know
what was happening, and I was doing wheeze. I looked
up at the stars and it was Aurora Australis. I
was like, this maybe be the best pest of my life.
And you fuck, it was good.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
You've always got that Wii that you like at the
golf club too.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
The one on the corner there. Yeah, have you ever
tried it?
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
No, because you take that corner and I often will
go to the side.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yeah you do.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
What it is, Mogi is it's like a little ledge
and it looks out across the way rangers. It's a
beautiful sight.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
And if I've timed it right enough, hydrated enough, I
will need to go wheeze by the time I get
to that whole.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I think it is.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Yeah, maybe it is too wheezy. A fucking rules.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Just to note that my daughter's in the room and
your language on this podcast has been absolutely horrendous, shocking,
hasn't she shot her? She's listening live those headphones that
she's got on podcas. Yeah, yeah, she's learning radio. She's
here as a deady day school, you know, go to
go to dad's work and find it was what he
gets up to, you know, backbone backbone feedback on it.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
She she isn't gonna be any This is day one.
I love it.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
It goes for the roots of the week, though, I mean,
what can you fucking do?
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Still in about forty seconds, guys, we've been going forever.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Men, now are you.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Living fifteen the front kesy geez.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
I can just fill it with that mentioned my esthma
if you want. It should get us over the line.
This is the Big show Man four or seven weekdays
on radio Hadarchy.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
It's good.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I was going to ask about your ex me in
the summer period.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Totally fine.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah, because it's dry.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
No, actually you traditionally it would be worse if I
actually had xmer like I used to when I was
a kid. But no, it could as gold because I
don't sweet very much.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I like you. What's that? Then you're asking, all.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Right, wheeze, hey, listen to the Big Show. If you
already said that, bute
Speaker 3 (10:13):
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