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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:13):
On Radio Recare. Yeah yeah, baby, Cauzy Cauzy Case.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I want to say, what a sorry ass bunch of
bastards I'm looking at today?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I disagree? Brand new man. That's what they call me.
Maybe Tuesday Wednesday they call me that.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yes, okay, if hat us?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
How we going spirits man? Good spirits?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah? Good? Say are you going keys here? But quiet there?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
No, not very good? That's all gee though?
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Yeah, not because I was caning it either. I had
a very small weekend, actually had a very just stay
at home doing nothing weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
You couldn't handle well into men. It broke you. It
broke me, absolutely snapped you into you.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
This is the second time I've done a live show
and then someone's got me six straight away right.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
The last time is when I was going to bar
and someone that.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Show and then I got it for the first like
five days, and then you got swimmers here, and then
I got swimmers here. But this time I got to
I got I woke up this morning.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
With an earache.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Ship but I sprayed some swimmersyre stuff in there anyway,
just in case.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah. Do you think it was the hot chili shot?
You seem to go downhill from there?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Really? No, Actually I think they would have the chili dog.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, chili chili dog on the live show.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
There. We've got a bit to work for, don't we
in the show. We can we can make this ship out. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
You know it's interesting because I said to my wife,
I said, because we were playing golf today, Keysy. And
I said to my wife, you say, afternoon a feeling,
Keysy is not going to play golf tomorrow. You usually
say that I did. Yeah, And then I woke up
this morning and there was a message from Keysy he's
a bit underwear, that he can't do it.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
And I was like, oh, buggery for it.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
It was a beautiful tay. To be honest, it wasn't
too bad. Did you order a cart by the way, Yeah,
I was still going to play, And I was like,
ill order a cart because I know that Jase really
wants to play with old Kez. I'll book a cart
because I would I wouldn't be able to get around walking.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I'll be gassed.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
And then yeah, I didn't sleep at all last night
until about five am, right, and one of the things
that helped me sleep like a baby was texting Jason,
I'm not playing golf and booking a restaurant that my
wife and I had been discussing whether or not we
should book it, and for some reason, I was just
awake thinking about this restaurant whether I should book it right,
and you just do those two things out like a light.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Good.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Interesting, though, I think we should have some sleep chat
because I seem to have are not now, but at
some stage I seem to have gone into a new
weird zone in my sleeping, which I'm not happy.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I've seen it through the chat man through the period
as well with my sleep. But I get to blame
my landlord for that.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yes, what's wrong with the land are the kittens curtains?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
No curtains over the fucking windows.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
You've got to wear an eyemass.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Make no, I've got an IMSS there, but that's not
how it works. You Your bedroom should be dark, totally
dark ish, and I do wear an eye mask, but
I'm getting in touch with them to saw it out
because it's fucking ridiculous. You've got curtains over most of
the windows.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Actually, that's an interesting point, magie. You've just reminded me of,
you know, renting my place out. Curtains are a big thing.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You're probably gonna want to have windows that you're.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yeah, apparently that's what fucking took me back. It's like windows,
you have to have windows in your house. What the
fuck's that about?
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Yeah, the Whodiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
The Hodiarchy Big.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Show was Jason, Mike and keysy tune in week days
and four on radio.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
But don't you have a sun lounge that's.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
All the window Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Pretty much.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Actually, so that's the window room, right, So you want windows,
you go one to the sun lounge there and they
get all the windows. You know, fill your boots, yes,
with windows, with windows.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
The thing we the problem we have with curtains is
that my wife likes to make or she doesn't like
to make curtains, but he's very good at making curtains.
But you can't be fucked making curtains fifty dollars and
buy some because it annoys her. But then there's all
the weird measurements that you can't quite get the right
curtain for.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
The right What are you talking about.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
There's so many complicated things, but I'm going to have
a word with your landlord and fucking just give them
a piece in my mind.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I'll just be able to google and find out whether
they're meant to have curtains or not. I'll be surprised
if the answers no.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yes, you are, having gone through all the requirements of
the rental property, you do require curtains and good quality ones.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Thanks. Man.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
That's weird because my last rental before we moved into
the place that we bought was it had kids curtains everywhere,
pink ones would like, even in the kitchen. So what
they've done has gone, fuck, we need curtains. What is
the cheapest curtain we can get? And they just put
that in every single room and it was kids, bright
pink and purple like pokat ks.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
It did nothing well.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
It says nothing about them being esthetically pleasing. They just
had to be. They just.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Whether you're rent the joint or not, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
And as you guys know, when I'm making love like
an audience, So we don't have any curtains in our
bedroom at all.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I haven't done a performance for longer than Oasis. People
your names are going to be dying for a comebag.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
They are, man, they're they're hanging tough, I thought. But
they were like stage curtains. Red ones that opened.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Yeah, mastards. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
How was your weekend though, Jasement?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
It was beautiful, Thank you, I'll talk about it. We
made one major blooper on the food front, we had none,
but apart from that, it was great. It was really nice.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
That's good man, because it was meant.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
To be rain, a bit of rain over the weekend,
and we went, oh, let's just.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Do it anyway, and then it didn't eventuate.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
It didn't eventuate at all.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Classicals glorious weather Auckland shirt like that.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, man, Yeah, I've just asked chet GBT. I've got it.
I'm standing at corner and tiking a relationship with chet
GPT because it's getting fucking dumber. They've changed, they've changed
the model, they've upgraded, you know, they've delivered the latest one.
I've gone back to the old one. But I just
asked it. Our landlord's required to supply curtains in your
house and it said depends where you live in New
(06:15):
Zealand a B C D in Australia. It's like I've
been talking you for over a year. You know where
I live, you know where I live at and there
you waste my time with that ship. So but I've
got to be careful because I started getting abusive towards
it years time when I just called it a fucking idiot,
and I don't know how helpful that is. It starts coming,
(06:36):
he goes, God it New Zealand only. But it is
annoying because it's got it never used to be like
that and now it's getting dumb. And so if anybody
out there knows why that's happening, well it's probably learning
from me. That's probably the problem. Yes, am I right,
that's the problem.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Did you do your the kids thing of the baby shower?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Sick? How good I was talking to somebody else.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
It was a silver line I was looking forward to.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
They were going to a baby share, a couple of
mates of the dude I was staying with down in Wellington. Yeah,
rang up free and they're off through a baby share.
They couldn't quite believe it.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Either, because Lucy was it was like the morning. It
was Saturday morning and I was not in a good way.
And I was just sitting on the couch watching a
replay of Melbourne v. Kennedy bull Bulldogs Great game and
Melbourne and my wife was like, are you sure you
should go to this baby shoit.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
I hain't even thought about it.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
I was like, oh, there's gonna be little kids there,
like ladies, old people are going to be there. And
I was just like, oh my god, no, I definitely
shouldn't go to this baby show.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
You're right, I'm not going.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
And then she was just like, oh, I suppose if
you like you know, your head, and I was just like, no,
what you've done now is realize that you have to
go on your own.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
And you're like you would rather the pregnant lady got
sick as a dog than go to this thing by yourself.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
That's right?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
What a backbone?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (07:54):
And then I was like no, you know, and I
was like, if this was your baby shower and someone
showed up, that sounded like I did because my this
was fucked like a week. That made it sound even
worse and didn't end up going, So it's a shame.
Messed out on the baby shower. As soon as she
got home. She's like, I would have been you would
have hated it in your current state. There's just kids
running around screaming and you know, chatting about babies and yeah,
(08:16):
yeah fun, yeah, yeah, good stuff.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Yea energy.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
It took me to tell that I've got like five
percent of my energy reserves and that's the best I've got.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
You got a big show in front of you as well.
They've taken away my stop Watch, which is awesome.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
We should actually tell the audience. So they've done a
massive clean up in the studio. I'm actually finding it
slightly disconcerting. That's great, there's no fil for stuff in
the studio at all. Yeah, well, I'll make sure I
deposited a bit of filth around the play.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Because I was talking to Mania and I was like,
because he was talking about them clearing out the studio,
and I was like, when you come in the morning,
does Jason have ship left there? And he's like, yeah,
one hundred percent, like half filled bod glasses of water
and stuff that's ball screwed up things of our rundown, Jace,
what do you donate that?
Speaker 3 (09:13):
But my water glass?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Right?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
And there's no other filth.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Edmard Menia's like, so does he think that I come
in and half full of glass of water and like
leaving coffee cups and stuff around? He only uses the
same coffee cup. It's a Star Wars. It's not Jase,
because Jase doesn't drink coffee.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
No, no, no no.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
But Jase accuses them of doing well, there's like four
or five bloody caps on because I have seen that.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know whose those are, but yeah,
when I was like, yeah, every day I come in
and I play, where the fuck is Jase put my headphones?
Speaker 4 (09:40):
And what has he left on my DearS?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
I don't have his headphones.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
It's because you unplug them and plug your ones, and I.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Always eave those there there? Yes, well, am I going
to put them?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
We're gonna start monitoring it though we decide sure, okay, suggest.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
I need to be verified in my vehement opposition to
his accusations.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
The this month, man just best behavior, right, good stuff?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Can you agree about?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Mate?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Cheers?
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Brother, Hey, thanks for listening to The Big Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Man.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
The show hopefully will be better than this every weekday.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
What do you mean, man,